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2026-10-27 18:20:51 UTC

> https://sigmoid.social/@csantosb/117514124084795852
*grabs popcorn waiting for the clankerlovers to explain how nlnet is shit anyway

2026-10-26 17:07:03 UTC

i literally had someone bring up "state builds roads".
it hurtses.

2026-10-26 10:34:48 UTC

> german police suggests women should vomit on themselves to scare off rapists.
HOW ABOUT LEGALIZING FUCKING GUNS. SCARE OFF THE RAPIST WITH A BUNCH OF PARABELLUM SHAPED HOLES.

2026-10-24 14:37:51 UTC

mh.
soil is a really good adsorbent for most stuff.
i wonder how all the medicine etc. gets into the tap water.
i wonder how many different suppliers are there for the materials used in water treatment.

2026-10-24 12:40:25 UTC

malfoid doesn't work if she looks like a roastie.

2026-10-23 21:42:15 UTC

any good podcasts?

2026-10-20 00:17:30 UTC

i'm happy now (and she as well last i know) but i'm pretty sure i could've married my teenage sweetheart and made it work. the more time to "date around", the more time to get your soul corrupted. even if it isn't spit roasting time. just by living in the modern world.
it's a pretty easy calculation.
it won't be "teenage love" forever, but something much better if everyone involved puts in the work according to the oath. oaths are fulfilled at all cost.

2026-10-19 19:11:06 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/469/150/601/283/766/original/13e2ec7ffd4e7b5a.png

2026-10-19 17:47:02 UTC

most disheartening to me is how few people understand that if you want nice people to continue existing (NB: nice brown people do exist as well) you have to clean your society from assholes.
with extreme prejudice. like death squadron level. what is the fucking moral problem with just shooting the damn looters and arsonists on the fucking spot? in a sane world it would be legitimate self defense anyway.

2026-10-17 18:14:33 UTC

it's funny how people assume they can fuck with one, but nobody expects the nuclear option from someone previously calm.

2026-10-16 12:52:16 UTC

LLMs are like air fryers, you can do everything with them!

2026-10-07 10:09:32 UTC

> https://mastodon.acm.org/@CoolSWEng/117399050410828749
because the people got more psychotic, not the llms better :>
honestly, it's the same as with the coof. early 2020 people told me it's a nothingburger, a few months later (when obviously not everyone was going to die..) they were full crazies loving lockdowns and masks and mrna.
just needs enough media pumped into their brain.

2026-10-06 12:00:38 UTC

hot damn car needs a load of repairs, and the fucking market for used cars is totally shit (since the coof) and all the meddling because of the "EV are the future" bullshit doesn't help as everyone sits on their usable roomy cars like they are made from pure gold.

2026-09-28 23:35:03 UTC

> one month without AI
how about "one lifetime without AI", you stooges? xD

2026-09-28 14:26:31 UTC

saw a chonky bunny today, german giant. size of a big cat xD
almost want to start breeding rabbits now

2026-09-26 09:19:33 UTC

@nprofile…xsvf found the coof fart picture!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/336/594/210/045/045/original/37ffa6ba7d4331e0.png

2026-09-25 13:17:22 UTC

i need to start a business or something. working for someone else, no matter how cozy the job, sits wrong.

2026-09-24 12:57:39 UTC

why the fuck should sandboxing an ai be hard. do they all run as root or what? lost art of chroot? WHY DO THE RUNTIMES EVEN HAVE FS ACCESS AT THE SYSCALL LEVEL?! fucking retarded timeline.

2026-09-24 08:56:11 UTC

still wonder why people still use hardware raid when zfs exists.
at work i have witnessed multiple instances of hw raid breaking (luckily i haven't had to fix that shit). i swear, these controllers seem to break more often than the drives.

2026-09-23 00:07:43 UTC

another interestimg parallel between slop and mrna that i see is that the opposition isn't bound to a political side. with the injection you've had very different people being against it for different reasons. same with slop, i see "datacenters are shit", i see "this will make everyone serfs", i see "it's demons bound in stone goven a voice that will tempt people to stray from the light", i see "it ruins the brain".

2026-09-22 20:46:30 UTC

pretty sure having a percentage of adhd in a group has an evolutionary purpose, but the world just doesn't fit anymore.

2026-09-20 13:50:14 UTC

and you know _why_ this is peak? because it says "i might be a degenerate dirty chimney, but at least i don't only care about the looks required for getting spit roasted 5 times a day."
you can come back from smoking 5 packs a day, you can't unfuck your soul. shrimple as.
#nevent1q…guvw

2026-09-20 13:15:07 UTC

the yani neko tshirt-sweatpants-and-crocs slacker outfit is peak style

2026-09-20 11:46:15 UTC

it's really annoying that most software is actively sabotaging doing things in a sane way.
'member when FF has RSS functionality? why isn't this there anymore? absolutely no reason for this.
why is the sync shit some utter shite protocol with a closed source server implementation?
goes for most software created or changed in major ways since 2010 or something. gnome 3 is another good example.

2026-09-09 10:38:37 UTC

> afd wants to make culture politics into a tool of power!!!111
so.. just like you commies who were in power for decades?

2026-09-05 17:04:26 UTC

a german politician wants to "pixelate" "critical infrastructure" on map services.
...
yup.
at least they are politicians and not engineers or doctors or something.

2026-09-01 12:42:22 UTC

> https://decayable.ink/objects/b905fd69-650a-40a7-a08c-37d4fa69fade
from what i know, blacks have more autism cases, this might well be an artefact of non milk drinking races drinking milk. was this considered? probably not.
about half of my diet now is milk based and it's awesome. current favorite snack is cottage cheese with a dash of pepper.
the milk WILL be drunken (is this the correct flexion?) and i WILL like it

2026-08-27 23:35:31 UTC

omarchy (self declared "movement" now xD), nothing more than arch with a bunch of scripts on top gets millions of dollars by retards.
slackware, netbsd, etc. who do real work barely keep afloat.
it's tiresome, on the other hand money ruins things. without money, people do it for the sake of it. not for "the movement".

2026-08-25 17:22:20 UTC

last days of summer vibe, already missing it. last winter was pure grind :|

2026-08-22 20:21:53 UTC

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@nprofile…jejv hoping for a speedy recovery!

2026-08-22 20:20:36 UTC

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@nprofile…eg0v @nprofile…d3nc are they now trying to dig out of this hole by limitless spending on weaponry like others?

2026-08-22 18:54:23 UTC

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@nprofile…xdf3 uh.. not much, except chores and doing some stuff that had been sitting round waiting to be done

2026-08-21 22:51:13 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 the retarded logic was that we've got to keep the bottom of the barrel assholes only to get the few good ones as well.

2026-08-21 20:34:10 UTC

with all my ranting about migrants, i actually had a doctor from middle east a while ago which was a friendly guy working overtime to treat additional patients.
could be all fine if we only got those people.

2026-08-21 20:30:06 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj the native kids seem to mostly have bikes, not even ebikes.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2026-08-21 20:18:45 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj fwiw, all the migrant kids here use these scooters without helmets.

2026-08-20 13:06:33 UTC

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@nprofile…dauk what do you use?

2026-08-20 12:49:03 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz @nprofile…tsag that's not awfully different from a spiritual reason ;)

2026-08-20 10:15:44 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz @nprofile…tsag
> There's a perfectly good utilitarian argument, to wit, if we allow that then everything goes straight to hell in a hurry, which is good for nobody.
but WHY would it be bad? end result of everything going to hell is dead people, which isn't relevant if they are equal to computers that can be switched off..?
if you go by mechaniam, even descartes doing vivisection assumed an immortal soul for humans (i've always found this christian "animals have no soul" stance a bit strange)

2026-08-20 08:26:39 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz @nprofile…tsag imo the problem of "science" is precisely that the people doing it are only doing this and aren't invoking spiritual arguments anymore.
following your reasoning you can either conclude that shooting people is like turning off power to a computer/turning off a computer is like shooting people.

2026-08-20 07:47:05 UTC

not sure if treating LLMs as intelligent isn't in direct conflict with major world religion. it's effectively golem territory.

2026-08-20 07:42:57 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz @nprofile…tsag they can reuse parts of existing things and recombine them by pattern matching. which is fine, i guess, but it's not new.

2026-08-20 07:24:49 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag seems she was doing research in this area for her whole life https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-a-99-year-old-mathematician-unraveled-a-century-old-braid-mystery/
i don't see how llms can come up with a new proof, given their statistical nature. they can replicate the style of existing art, but coming up with a new style seems impossible to me.

2026-08-20 07:01:38 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag i read about some problem where vibemathers failed at was solved by an old lady and some others recently

2026-08-19 21:12:25 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz @nprofile…eg0v it's not off the record. they'll just declare you are a russian asset. no court involved, no way to get off that list.

2026-08-19 21:06:53 UTC

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@nprofile…eg0v he won't go to prison, he will just be unable to have a bank account. iirc the commission can just put you on a list and banks are required to obey that, with no legal path to get off of this list.

2026-08-19 13:15:51 UTC

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@nprofile…xdf3 is it me reading a bit much into it, or are the characters quite deep?

2026-08-18 13:03:19 UTC

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@nprofile…xdf3 @nprofile…udnr @nprofile…y2u6 i'm certainly a tourist if you judge by how long i watch anime, but i have NO idea why anyone would shit on yani neko. what do these people deem good?

2026-08-17 15:31:24 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz the difference is if it is real or isn't. flying cars were an idea, but not existing. the mother of all demos did exist, everything else was a refinement. this isn't bad, like i wrote, refinement is what makes usable products (it could be questioned if what we use in computing today is good from an engineering perspective ;) which all were made possible by innovation in OTHER areas, of course. it's like a tech tree, you need to have a bunch of innovations for the next step a layer above.

2026-08-17 14:10:59 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz
graphic interfaces were an innovation. it's about concepts being new, not the parts they are made of.
language concepts are really old by now. nothing new in my lifetime, just better refined versions. doesn't mean there aren't good new ones, they just aren't innovations. most things that are good now aren't innovations, like modern fridges, but they are optimized to the limits of what works well (economically & physically).

2026-08-17 12:42:46 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz imo it might be progression but not true innovation. the languages for example are just combining ideas from somewhere 1960 to 1980, maybe 1990s. go is, more or less plan9 languages. llms are mostly markov chains on speed.
a forum based on AP would be nice. forums were good, just not for the plebs. effectively fedi is a forum starting page displaying new threads and replies.
hardware maybe, but i don't see the massive improvements anymore. mostly refinements of existing stuff.

2026-08-17 12:12:45 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz i think things are in a very deep local optimum, if not the final one. even if scifi says something should exist it, it's still fiction after all.
e.g. computer innovation peaked somewhere in the 2000s except for isolated progress in some areas. figure it's the same with everything.

2026-08-16 14:45:07 UTC

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@nprofile…clfg what kind of cheese do you have? i currently have old gouda and appenzeller 🤤

2026-08-14 22:57:37 UTC

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@nprofile…eg0v next body of water you can swim in is a few km away, regrettably
i today noticed that i'm becoming a healthy guy with age xD gotta make up for all the boozing in my youth, i guess :P

2026-08-14 22:07:01 UTC

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@nprofile…eg0v enjoy!

2026-08-14 06:41:28 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 at least we go pregnant man emojis now! xD

2026-08-12 20:52:01 UTC

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@nprofile…mfuj why is it that so many gen x devs are giant LLM shills. it's really like a spell has befallen them.
(related, i now know someone late genx/early millenial, who uses chatgpt for self-therapy and this stuff isn't making people less crazy)

2026-08-12 14:46:08 UTC

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@nprofile…s24j if it's burned into a rom i can't change it 🤷‍♀️

2026-08-12 13:35:41 UTC

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@nprofile…s24j if it's not a flashable part, is it proprietary?
i really don't need wifi anyway. just putting a lora thing on top is enough

2026-08-12 10:58:21 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag what learning method are you doing?

2026-08-12 10:52:37 UTC

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@nprofile…xdf3 in a better world yani neko would be a pretty good mom to a litter of 7, she's just not cut out for bullshit society.

2026-08-12 10:37:12 UTC

which micro controller has the freest in freedom toolchain?
i don't need much, just want to do some small automatization stuff. switching on/off a relay maybe driving a motor with end switch or something.
guess lora would be nice for controlling stuff but that should be relatively easy to add.
i'm not a big expert with electronics, i did mostly play around with msp430 launchpads.

2026-08-10 00:38:54 UTC

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@nprofile…fcss @nprofile…cvrl what should've been done is give one chance at developmental aid to 3rd world, because everyone profits from it in the end when it works.
if they fuck it up, they fuck it up, not my damn problem. euros and asians pulled themselves out by the bootstraps dozens of times.
it really is tiresome.

2026-08-09 23:16:54 UTC

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@nprofile…v3ht it's literally on the damn tin of marxism that they want to eradicate all previous culture. anyone who even argues this isn't the case clearly hasn't spend enough time with the source materials to internalize the teachings. off to the gulag with them, they need proper reeducation!

2026-08-09 09:15:09 UTC

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@nprofile…cvrl people blaming free trade when the blame is on gubmint burning money on bullshit free gibs projects, buying (and creating, via mass immigration) votes which leads to runaway inflation.

2026-08-08 23:05:22 UTC

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@nprofile…xsvf @nprofile…m92w you _could_ say "Verbittertenherrschaft" for this, it's not a word in use, but everyone should get it.

2026-08-08 20:40:51 UTC

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@nprofile…xsvf @nprofile…m92w you can make words for everything in german ;)

2026-08-08 16:26:08 UTC

i should do a no bullshit thing which encompasses all esoteric stuff i can find. plain html esoteric wiki or something. maybe with some stuff added to calculate things.

2026-08-07 23:11:38 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 none, he tried to force natures hand

2026-08-07 22:20:32 UTC

ai created a handful of virus variants, nature created infinity of virus variants 🤷‍♀️

2026-08-07 22:10:43 UTC

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@nprofile…aamy now show them the barbary slave trade

2026-08-05 23:13:03 UTC

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@nprofile…eg0v
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/045/432/361/460/023/original/883db73e7ca2d103.mp4

2026-08-05 22:55:03 UTC

> drone with bomb found on airport
> next to ukrainian cargo plane
> some years back, the ukrainians blew up our pipeline
must be russia!

2026-08-04 17:20:08 UTC

> thinking about using netbsd if gnu/linux is getting too shit
> read something reposted by netbsd account about mixing distributions with netbsd kernel
>> "richard stallmans slime"
too fucking hard for some people to NOT open some unrelated pseudo-political topic when there are plenty technical arguments.
i am terminally annoyed by people existing.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/038/382/820/102/388/original/fd016602dd54b61e.mp4

2026-08-04 16:00:48 UTC

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@nprofile…jfc2 people should never travel with their devices when there's a chance they will be checked.

2026-08-04 13:21:39 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj /me makes sad euro noises

2026-08-02 16:01:33 UTC

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@nprofile…ep54 clearly
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/026/748/770/831/757/original/5c8a8437f2b9c395.jpeg

2026-08-01 19:23:19 UTC

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@nprofile…aamy @nprofile…k6j2 "become ungovernable" xD

2026-08-01 08:56:18 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 @nprofile…p9a6 at least it isn't mexicos president..?

2026-08-01 08:41:25 UTC

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@nprofile…p9a6 @nprofile…dcn3
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/019/355/285/058/136/original/d8f80143d0f5d608.mp4

2026-07-30 11:57:38 UTC

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@nprofile…jq23 i'll keep this one in mind, it's perfect xD

2026-07-29 22:15:49 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag don't they still have the chance to, in japan?
i watched a video about japanese prisons a while back and i'd not want to end up there, especially as foreigner.

2026-07-29 08:43:23 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…d73q at least let the ai companies scrape the vibed stuff coming out of their products ;)

2026-07-28 11:22:32 UTC

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@nprofile…eg0v pretty sure that's slop

2026-07-26 21:05:12 UTC

if you think about it, the crazy people in dr strangelove are much less crazy than the governmental machinery.

2026-07-25 19:41:30 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 i think it massively depends on what the microbiome is. apparently mine is lacking the class of bacteria that are doing the natto fermentation. i get perfect poop after eating natto. for someone else sour milk products, sauerkraut or kefir might be the ideal. good that there are enough foods to try :)

2026-07-25 18:28:58 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 from time to time i have prunes :)
molasses of? sugar or yeast?

2026-07-25 18:27:39 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v looks interesting, not sure if i have the required stuff around here. had a fennel tea nd chamomile tea today. marshmallow and aloe are probably a good idea!

2026-07-25 13:07:38 UTC

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@nprofile…xdf3 cat farts really are no joke :3

2026-07-25 13:03:20 UTC

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@nprofile…xdf3 only the farts!

2026-07-25 12:50:57 UTC

ok, 500g of 10% fat yoghurt. either this fixes my upset intestines or i vomit it out xD

2026-07-24 23:14:55 UTC

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@nprofile…eg0v the elite still is who is profiting off of these inflated prices. no way this bubble is created by boomers buying a house for their kids.
also, if a boomer buys a house for their kids, their kids are out of the renting market which should dive rent down. why isn't this happening.
(my guess is because some corporations buy up housing en masse)

2026-07-23 20:15:12 UTC

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@nprofile…xdf3 i know so many girls from my youth who turned out perfectly fine who absolutely would have been through the brainwash 10 years later.

2026-07-23 15:20:43 UTC

codeberg for years displayed this behavior, i'm not sure why anyone would expect anything else.
also perfect example for that 95% of "hacker" culture is has completely abandoned their anarchist roots as soon as their political leanings got into power.

2026-07-23 14:29:38 UTC

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@nprofile…z99d of course it is, even if you remove the desert zones.

2026-07-23 12:01:35 UTC

the eternal liberal will use this picture to say that white culture isn't important and then demand that every african is shipped to the 1st world.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/969/181/467/572/337/original/bf3e560945449206.png

2026-07-23 00:01:23 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v 2nd generation migrants have "migratory background", "Migrationshintergrund".
it's a bullshit politically correct term for saying non-german when it's relevant for either lamenting about the horrible oppression migrants face here or praising how important migrants are.

2026-07-22 20:36:30 UTC

> Deutschland ist ein Land mit Migrationshintergrund. Das macht uns aus
nein

2026-07-22 15:25:41 UTC

slop in free software isn't the same as most other ethical problems, i can fork it. it isn't like "GET THE JAB OR DIE". i can well use some 2 years old checkout and be happy, or something completely different.
i don't like the AI stuff for reasons but if you don't force me or shit on me for not using it, it's fine.

2026-07-22 11:33:17 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz be careful what you wish for..