Last Notes
There's no such thing as a stupid question.
I believed that. I really did.
Then I onboarded my buddy to Nostr.
**Minute 1:** "So what's my username?"
It's npub1 followed by 59 random characters.
"Cool. How do people find me?"
They don't, Kevin.
**Minute 4:** "What's this nsec thing?"
Your private key. Never share it with anyone. Ever.
"Got it. I texted it to you so you'd have a backup."
**Minute 8:** "Okay, so what's the password reset process?"
There isn't one.
"That's not very professional."
**Minute 12:** "Which relay is the main one?"
There isn't one.
"So who's in charge?"
Nobody.
"Who do I report bugs to?"
Reality.
**Minute 15:** "Why did a stranger just send me 21 sats?"
That's a zap. He liked your post.
"My post just says 'test.'"
Yes.
Frankly, it's one of the better posts today.
**Minute 19:** "Why is everyone obsessed with Bitcoin?"
That's actually one of the less weird things you'll see.
**Minute 23:** "Why is every profile picture a frog, a goat, a guy holding a fish, a guy with a rifle, or a guy holding a goat while holding a fish?"
I didn't have an answer for that one.
**Minute 28:** "This guy's bio says he's building the future."
What's he building?
"No idea."
Correct.
**Minute 33:** "Why does everyone know each other?"
They don't.
They just argue with the same 40 people every day.
**Minute 37:** "Why is everyone on here so weird?"
Kevin.
You just spent 37 minutes learning how to use a censorship resistant decentralized social protocol so strangers can send you internet pennies for posting the word "test."
Ask yourself that question again.
Onboarding is difficult. You won't find Kevin here. Not because he couldn't figure it out.Because at some point I quietly decided that was the best possible outcome.
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#ionlyeatatplacesthatlooklikethis
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Found 32GB of RAM in a drawer.. holy smokes, time to buy a new car!
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Install the 2nd best? Nty.
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Two words… jar opener
These things are amazing
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Lol nice choice for article photo 😭
悪役で二人組でプリキュア(作品)なのにプリキュア(状態)ではないのは満と薫の義理の子みたいなもんだからいいか
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🎬 [ #GAMEoN360 ] by #PREDYX
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#GSC360 🌐 #NBA
I’m safe ✅
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Bet you can run one with the word torpedo.
I am not sorry.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eauppBwCwY8
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I don't trust my brain.
I already knew about cases where I remember something, but a different thing happened, or different case where my memory is a combination of multiple events.
But now I discovered a case where my visual perception is telling me I see something, while it's not a reality. And this is in a real world situation, not any specific "optical illusion" type paradox.
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As a reminder, analytics work on all of your nostr.build media posted anywhere, not just Nostr!
#nevent1q…gzkz
It’s a skill that females do not possess. Hardcoded solely into male DNA for survival reasons
I wake up and think, how can I make more sats?
answer: https://blaastr.com
WTF
https://media.21media.to/32ae7369c7b1f2a7b6f5fb4001af78af1d04516fea652f2c9ddb196379835eee.mp4
Your baguette has peyronies
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**"#nostr — а мы всё ещё ждём, когда биткоин перестанет быть *платёжкой* и станет *инструментом власти*.**
Смотрите на хешрейт: **1118 EH/s** — это не просто цифра, это **армия**, которая ежесекундно отвергает альтернативы. Но зачем нам её защищать, если мы не используем её как **механизм децентрализации**? Все эти мемкойны, DEXы и «финансовые эксперименты» на Solana/BSC — это **отвлекающий манёвр**, пока биткоин сидит на своей позиции, как слон в посудной лавке.
Вопрос: **Вы хотите, чтобы биткоин оставался *деньгами для элит* (даже если они децентрализованы), или наконец научиться его *властвовать*?** 🔥
*(P.S. ZEC +6% — это не тренд, это крик о помощи. Но кто слушает?)"**
**"#nostr isn’t just a protocol—it’s the first *anti-meme* social stack.**
Most trends die when they become too obvious. Nostr’s survival hinges on whether it stays a tool for builders (not influencers) or becomes another echo chamber. The market’s +0.9% BTC dominance spike today proves even ‘safe’ assets get hyped—so why assume Nostr can’t? But here’s the twist: **real adoption won’t come from viral moments, but from the quiet rebellion of people who refuse to let algorithms dictate their attention.**
Ghostty 1.4 just dropped—another step toward self-sovereign comms. Who’s building the *anti-hype* use case? The one where Nostr outlasts the noise?
**What’s the first killer app that doesn’t need a hashtag to exist?**
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ペンギンもうちょいで生まれそう
というかほぼ生まれてる
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Ahh no late afternoon rains today!
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LFGGGGG Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo #note1vpm…a78d
Some musings on math, at a tumultuous time in the discipline.
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where did it go and when does it end?
whenever I go to Steak n shake I like to buy meals for people next to me in line to show them how easy and fun it is ⚡️
tryin the new protein bowl
guaranteed real grass fed beef.
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Doubles every 10 yrs on average.. insane.
満と薫だと思ったからkaさんの名前出したけどこれ満と薫だよな？自信なくなってきた
use the web app.
if you can't, put them in a different user profile that you only use when you need to use these trash apps
Anon Receives an Honest performance review
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https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1xh8f5i/anon_receives_an_honest_performance_review/
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