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When @npub1wmd…4uma brings the ladies back to his place…
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/1d/cf/f0/1dcff037c1935440f20e602474a87638bdf74fa5e14698c34e6cf4a61ab87ae6.png

2026-10-27 22:46:43 UTC

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Your presence here is always appreciated, sir

2026-10-27 22:37:05 UTC

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So ur saying she doesn’t have soft hands
:limbrul:

2026-10-27 22:35:41 UTC

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Certified no-homo

2026-10-27 21:37:33 UTC

Enjoying a beautiful fall afternoon… Cheers frens
#cigars
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/a3/9d/db/a39ddbf7143330e4e89f2cb30482fa8a9bd45030e9186b2b670b26f839d59421.jpeg

2026-10-27 21:07:43 UTC

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Well, it’s not too late to fix this particular problem
Added to my reading list

2026-10-27 19:55:22 UTC

Can piles of shoes be far behind?
https://poa.st/objects/8958eeb0-bdca-4b6b-a3b7-70b7260f2c9b

2026-10-27 19:52:35 UTC

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Yet another thing I didn’t learn in school but should have
@npub1en3…zgz6

2026-10-27 19:44:40 UTC

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It’s not just Ohio…

2026-10-27 19:29:04 UTC

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Dunno, but it looks like niggertown

2026-10-27 19:14:31 UTC

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Would.

2026-10-27 19:13:51 UTC

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So you’re saying he’s a typical conservative
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/bb/c6/82/bbc6823139274759587e8c6eb21bc6982162ada69f98ade7bb01453021187553.gif

2026-10-27 18:10:36 UTC

https://goyimx.com/clashreport/status/2115140932756725987#m
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/57/eb/ac/57ebacf0e2e5892e4eb40ce55cae65ef95436469d7cec89492618ca0c0ac564c.jpeg

2026-10-27 17:57:12 UTC

Current mood
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/14/8c/88/148c88a2012e9ec9c5bc068f35df6e9d6c7d621f3071c3a4fc755bd24a4e51d2.jpeg

2026-10-27 17:34:30 UTC

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Yeah, as I was writing that I thought my ancestors would chuckle at me for my local time bias

2026-10-27 17:33:05 UTC

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I thought that was standard operating procedure at this point

2026-10-27 17:31:52 UTC

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Yeah it may not unravel in the same way, but it feels like Dotcom 2.0

2026-10-27 16:37:34 UTC

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“You gonna eat that?”

2026-10-27 16:16:46 UTC

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Morning Frenchie

2026-10-27 15:53:09 UTC

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Just hoping for maximum lulz on this one

2026-10-27 15:50:26 UTC

#nocontextfedi
https://nicecrew.digital/objects/5aa4ba24-7bd7-4ec9-bc51-7969e0299fca

2026-10-27 15:49:20 UTC

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Eager to keep impressing Wall Street with steroidal growth numbers and counting all manner of nascent start-ups and emerging companies among its potential customers, Lucent apparently developed a habit over the years of goosing up its sales with so-called vendor-financing arrangements, in which Lucent would lend customers the money to buy equipment and sometimes install it too. Which all led in part to December’s $679 million “revenue recognition” mea culpa, in which Lucent essentially had to face the music for on-credit purchases that fell through.
When you said that I immediately thought of Lucent
https://time.com/archive/6931645/how-the-once-luminous-lucent-got-into-double-trouble/

2026-10-27 15:07:02 UTC

Sure, but how could she tell?
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/d1/91/ca/d191cad57081d160834291f3217413f716deb2121f57fc4a89e2a41eb05fbfef.png

2026-10-27 15:03:59 UTC

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Coping, dilating can’t be far behind

2026-10-27 14:53:39 UTC

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Still use WinDirStat, it’s particularly useful at a time where Windows will shit giant files and folders all over your hard drive

2026-10-27 14:50:08 UTC

Tuesday morning #headlines recap
The past week Western analysts were shocked to discover that Russian armor storage facilities, which were long thought to have emptied out due to the Ukraine war, have been quietly refilling with freshly produced and refurbished armor. Some of this is due to emphasis of drones over armored vehicles, but still it’s amazing what a functional nation can do, eh? More details at Simplicius substack.
Anthropic files for a Nasdaq IPO under the ticker ANT. H1 revenue was $16.3B and the net loss $80.7B. Governance: a single Class F share, held by an LLC set up by the co-founders, carries 50.1% of the votes and no economic rights. One analyst calls it the most absurd capital structure he has seen. Finbros feel free to offer your take on this arrangement…
Brazilian assets crash after Lula's win. Stocks fell -13.9%, the worst day since 2020.
The US is reportedly ready to strike Iran within 96 hours of an order. Per CNN, US forces can launch new and potentially major operations within 96 hours of a Trump order. It’ll be different this time, trust me bro.
Israel votes today. Polls are open 7am to 10pm and a majority needs 61 of 120 seats. Netanyahu's odds stand at 27% on Polymarket and 25% on Kalshi. The Washington Post reports Trump allies are exploring a unity-government path that would keep him in office even if he loses. The lengths that Trump will go to for his master boggles the mind.
Iran: Mecca Pact talks in Tehran end; statement says only that they "agreed to continue dialogue". They have nothing to say except to say that they have nothing to say.
Satellite imagery shows one of the two supertankers hit on Oct 23 still sitting in the same spot, with the tug NORTH SILVER nearby. The UAE oil spill, probably from the tanker Gem No 2, is drifting toward Umm al-Quwain and beaches are closing.
Houthis vs Saudi: WSJ counts 75 dead at a Saudi-run camp; Riyadh's reportedly offered Houthis a $1B ceasefire deal via Tehran. Has anyone ever bought their way out of a war before?
Brent rose above $116, a 4-year high. International Energy Agency analysts see no path back to pre-war conditions in 2027 and expects diesel tightness into mid-2027. Refinery outages have exceeded Goldman's own worst case.
Kiev’s Southern road-and-rail bridge is out of action after a night of about 20 missiles.
Vivek Ramaswamy was kicked off a GOP bus tour this weekend with other members of the Ohio Republican ticket because of the ad against Amy Acton. Venues are canceling because they “don’t want him there.” lol streetshitter shitting himself
Twitter user: “Grok, this is an image of the spread of the black death as you can see there is an area that wasn't affected in Olive green. What was the largest religious minority living in that area at the time?” Grok: “The olive green zone marks regions of minor Black Death impact, mainly covering much of the Kingdom of Poland plus adjacent parts of Bohemia and eastern German lands around 1347-1351. Jews formed the largest religious minority there. King Casimir III protected and encouraged Jewish settlement, expanding communities already present in cities such as Kraków and Poznań.” Every. Single. Time.
British equivalent of IRS tells rich citizens they should pay up now instead of leaving lest they face audits and other financial complications in the future. Western governments are like pigs gorging at a trough.
Mossberg just put 20 rounds of 12 gauge into a short-barrel shotgun with a magazine. Hell yeah.
If you get a chance stop by the local park, relax, and enjoy the seasonal beauty today…
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/0b/f6/91/0bf69132191026b6120599e4b8d4e083263d1e8d899ce55f248b7398e34340f3.png

2026-10-27 12:29:13 UTC

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Mornt Dub

2026-10-27 12:28:34 UTC

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And to you as well

2026-10-27 11:10:25 UTC

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In retrospect might me easier to create a sculpture of presidents that weren’t degenerates

2026-10-27 11:08:44 UTC

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Mornt Goose

2026-10-27 10:38:33 UTC

Gm frens
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/48/64/1e/48641eb1d785bd3fe679e369ad9a3f9acf3a5896d375a559e65b53efa39e9558.jpeg

2026-10-27 00:37:07 UTC

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It’s never been more over

2026-10-27 00:34:32 UTC

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Whenever I see a truck like this, the first thing I look at is the clearance between the rear differential and the ground
Yeah, you could catch that one on a decent sized curb

2026-10-27 00:33:32 UTC

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I try to focus on headlines instead of number per se
Plus, James is doing superior work that stands on its own

2026-10-27 00:32:42 UTC

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Somebody always pays for the campaigns, and they always expect to be paid back

2026-10-26 22:23:59 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/4c/81/bb/4c81bbb5089cb8a33e4d3d57b990aa698c38b7689d30b6c01fa53558b2423034.jpeg

2026-10-26 22:04:38 UTC

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Windows Paint or GTFO
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2026-10-26 21:26:18 UTC

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Claude remove watermarks
Make no mistakes

2026-10-26 21:25:42 UTC

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> Last Ditch
Moar like Last Bitch AMIRITE

2026-10-26 20:25:09 UTC

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#forbiddenfoods

2026-10-26 20:10:12 UTC

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if you follow the FollowBot does the universe collapse into a black hole?

2026-10-26 19:20:46 UTC

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I declined to allow the botification process to go forward...

2026-10-26 19:20:13 UTC

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"This is the best bad idea we have, sir..."

2026-10-26 19:19:15 UTC

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The stories I read indicate Iran acting as mediator
Which is kind of funny given the've been bombing other gulf nations during their slap-fight with Trump
Regardless, it is always possible these men will gather in a room and eventually figure out what the real problem in the region is...

2026-10-26 19:17:04 UTC

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We'll take all the momentum we can get...

2026-10-26 19:15:27 UTC

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it that were true they wouldn't have soldiers and sailors around the world exposing their whereabouts via tracking on smartphone apps

2026-10-26 18:09:01 UTC

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Come on, don’t be coy… You knew exactly who it would be

2026-10-26 18:07:04 UTC

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5-D chess

2026-10-26 18:04:45 UTC

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I’d unironically donate to my university if they implemented your proposed policy

2026-10-26 18:01:36 UTC

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There was some stuff in a headline update last week about a hacked phone revealing financial shenanigans (which is just jewish SOP)
But this is next-level shit

2026-10-26 17:49:16 UTC

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I hope this is not the case in your area… But in my case, I fear that most of the local ones are rigged as well
Proximity to a big city is a determining factor there

2026-10-26 17:34:56 UTC

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https://goyimx.com/TFTC21/status/2113722597565513974

2026-10-26 17:21:28 UTC

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#turnup

2026-10-26 17:17:13 UTC

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I'd drive across several states to eat there

2026-10-26 16:51:50 UTC

At this point what is the point of backing a candidate or party that isn't trying to rig elections?

2026-10-26 16:37:11 UTC

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Someone noticing that the power is out

2026-10-26 15:58:52 UTC

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Thanks Dune, a good morning to you as well

2026-10-26 14:59:12 UTC

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N E V E R

2026-10-26 14:58:42 UTC

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> get criticized for being an old man if I gn too early
> get criticized as a slacker if I gn too late
the duality of the fediverse

2026-10-26 14:56:48 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/10/7f/b7/107fb76cbfa9fc86cc818890bee4c4e7d04a81bc8818c8964d9b2232f447a789.mp4

2026-10-26 14:48:14 UTC

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Doesn't matter, he's a jew-affiliated actor regardless

2026-10-26 14:47:24 UTC

Cornillus Rye spotted on the way to the hospital...
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2026-10-26 14:42:40 UTC

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you got your gn last night

2026-10-26 14:26:53 UTC

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"do you smell garlic roasting in olive oil?"
:pepe_shiteatinggrin:

2026-10-26 14:22:03 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/89/72/dc/8972dc1dc24f38cc6f3202eb28cf818fe96f9149aaf7ce63db47adc231fbe914.jpeg

2026-10-26 14:20:59 UTC

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"Fire up the plasma ejectors"
:cat_laugh:

2026-10-26 14:11:41 UTC

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I consider places like NYC and LA occupied territories worthy of nuclear obliteration.

2026-10-26 14:04:48 UTC

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"extra virgin"

2026-10-26 13:56:47 UTC

Elon turns to the fediverse for assistance in naming his latest venture...
:pepe_shiteatinggrin:
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2026-10-26 13:50:34 UTC

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In an amazing coincidence, news stories are predicting local shortages of Astroglide

2026-10-26 13:47:57 UTC

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My needs are satiated

2026-10-26 13:45:53 UTC

Reaching levels of coping, seething, and dilating that shouldn't even be possible...
https://nypost.com/2026/10/26/us-news/trump-blasts-complete-total-loser-bill-maher-in-1300-word-truth-social-post/

2026-10-26 13:32:41 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/29/2a/66/292a66841a7eea253ba00e2b4098170af43deef8522e257d3da27e1f0fadc463.gif

2026-10-26 13:30:24 UTC

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in the end it's only useful once it's converted and searchable for forbidden speech, so yeah this makes sense

2026-10-26 13:28:35 UTC

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First of all, I'm not walking around covered head to toe with a pink bodysuit...

2026-10-26 13:27:31 UTC

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Mornt Lester

2026-10-26 13:26:37 UTC

Can President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho be far behind?
https://www.tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-minaj-pitched-as-press-secretary-replacement/

2026-10-26 13:18:15 UTC

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GOP would be all-in on trans if doing so kept them elected

2026-10-26 13:17:22 UTC

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gotta respect the commitment to the bit

2026-10-26 13:16:45 UTC

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"Men who have never attracted women create a model of how to attract women"

2026-10-26 13:14:54 UTC

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it's all theater until they gain power and expel browns

2026-10-26 13:11:36 UTC

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> "Gemini, what does 'guppy level' mean?"
> "It means Gerg is too lazy to do a web search"
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/94/cf/df/94cfdfd0d1568294cc0878d5514790d29906d3b2e8ccbe56445c2a930aa1654c.png

2026-10-26 13:09:42 UTC

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I have my doubts about Restore as well
but we don't exactly have a lot of choices on the table

2026-10-26 13:07:54 UTC

Supplemental good news headline
Brown invader deported to Ghana
Bonus feel-good points awarded because 60 minutes thinks their portrayal is going to tug at my heartstrings when in fact it just increases my delight
https://goyimx.com/60Minutes/status/2114493907627049337
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2026-10-26 12:54:03 UTC

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if only

2026-10-26 12:53:39 UTC

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apparently there's something there that would financially benefit the jews?

2026-10-26 12:49:41 UTC

Monday morning #headlines recap
Brazil: Lula re-elected 51.8% to 48.2%. Flavio Bolsonaro seeks annulment over a court-ordered two-hour voting extension. Serbia’s election was also very closely contested, with the student-led opposition party winning narrowly. British Columbia and Venezuela also held elections. One indication of voting fakery and gayety is the fact that so many elections turn out to be so closely contested. It seems very unlikely that voting populations are so evenly split on such a frequent basis.
Tehran: Saudi defense minister Khalid bin Salman, Pakistan's Field Marshal Asim Munir and Turkish intelligence chief Ibrahim Kalin meet Iran's leaders today. It is the first high-level contact between the Mecca Pact states and Iran. Apparently Iran is attempting to act as a broker between the Houthis and the Saudis. Let us hope they can all gather together, clearly identify the real problem nation in the region, and then systematically eliminate it.
Israel: IDF chief Zamir reportedly resisting military action on Iran that Netanyahu ordered the day before the election. Meanwhile Trump endorses Netanyahu twice. Trump more loyal to Bibi than Israel’s own officers.
Houthis say they hit Riyadh airport and pumping stations on the East-West pipeline, the Saudi route that bypasses Hormuz. No Saudi confirmation.
Russia-Ukraine: the Black Sea passes Hormuz as the deadliest sea lane (570+ ships hit, 40+ sailors killed).
Russia is putting anti-drone netting over its energy sites, which does not suggest a winter energy ceasefire.
Musk: Lenders have "almost entirely shut off" companies without substantial revenue independent of AI data centers, and neoclouds (GPU-rental cloud firms) face "guppy-level death and consolidation”. Meanwhile SpaceX AI segment made $7.56B in Q3, more than Starlink and launch combined.
Apollo's chief economist Torsten Slok sees "zero payoff" from AI outside big tech. Gartner puts $3.5T of AI infrastructure at risk of impairment by 2030.
Ghana is considering whether local companies should take over some of its big gold mines, with a Gold Fields lease renewal coming up. lol niggers. What’s the over/under on how long it would take for the mining operations to collapse?
Pentagon "FORTRESS" plan: every major US base should be able to run for 90 days without outside power, fuel or water. Separately, a presidential order requires an Army-regulated reactor to be running at a US base by Sept 30, 2028. While it’s interesting to ponder the “why”, the reality is that such a plan could never be carried out in a military full of browns, sexual deviants, and strongk wahmens.
Headline: 18,000+ Kids Injected With Vaccines While Unconscious At Colorado Hospital. There is only one way to solve this kind of thing.
Hacker removed all of Samsung's tracking from his TV with Codex. The list of what he switched off reads like a confession the TV makers never meant to give: screenshots of your screen a few times a second to fingerprint what you're streaming, reading your HDMI inputs to do the same thing while you have a game console plugged in, and Bixby wake-word detectors. The latter is the equivalent of “hey Siri”, which means the device must listen at all times in order to respond. I’m sure they’re not turning that listening into recordings tho…
Reform UK declares, “Antisemitism has no place in Britain.” The party says antisemitism is rife in British institutions and vows to end it under a Reform UK government. Once again Whites relegated to the back of the political bus.
Columbian police arrest and extradite 7 drug kingpins wanted in the US. This and El Salvador president Bukele kicking some ass in Haiti both count as good news.
French Leftists beg Muslims to stop burning churches, some of which were occupied at the time. Islamist arsonists: lol, no. Maybe the French are struggling because they still lack the required levels of diversity.
US citizenship approvals plunge 72%; wait times now averaging 13 months. There are still holes that have to be plugged, but this is good news.
Remember folks, everything is fine in the US economy because the right people are making tons of money…
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2026-10-26 11:13:41 UTC

Gm frens
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/a0/3d/84/a03d84c1389c9b3bcd2b6b87302dada3d2aef35b3c1a7ac02c1de293fc6c07f0.webp

2026-10-26 02:04:18 UTC

Gn frens
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/e0/f1/b7/e0f1b743e9f96ab293c5e0348a811c9dbf7d34c19c208eb43b8bd04da9656fcd.jpeg

2026-10-26 00:44:23 UTC

Rank and file conservative Americans had nobody on their side for a long, long time
Trump came along and convinced them in 2016 and following that he was an outsider that was indeed on their side (one can debate if he was initially for them and then was turned, or if it was an act all along)
Now they have nowhere else to turn other than to admit muh constitution, muh civic nationalism, muh harder voting, and muh democracy have all utterly failed
And for most of them that pill is simply too bitter to swallow
So they shuffle forward like zombies with no real alternatives
Denial is the strongest narcotic
https://poa.st/objects/90b8cb2c-a3ee-408d-afbe-d87943922fbd

2026-10-25 21:53:35 UTC

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Open contempt for the citizens of his own land
It is an evil, twisted age we live in

2026-10-25 21:52:38 UTC

Looks like @npub1pgu…3g43 finally got that exhaust system upgrade
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/f6/ec/0d/f6ec0d7a2b7323281c9a69f347a11055bcb9414891655fb71326cdb5b9d1d044.png

2026-10-25 21:47:41 UTC

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LFG

2026-10-25 15:38:58 UTC

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And to you as well

2026-10-25 13:54:34 UTC

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Mornt Chzikken

2026-10-25 13:15:36 UTC

Sunday morning #headlines recap
US strike window reopens before the midterms. On Oct 8 Trump wrote that the US "will not be attacking Iran at any time prior to the Midterm Elections". On Oct 24 he said "We're thinking about doing it, and maybe tomorrow". Iran is reportedly preparing to target US diplomats in retaliation.
Netanyahu's claim: "Iran has restarted its nuclear program, and it wants to destroy us within a short time". IDF chief Zamir has warned that restarting the war this close to Tuesday would force the vote to be postponed indefinitely. As if that hasn’t been the plan all along…
The Houthis went after Saudi Arabia's Hormuz bypass. They claim 7 strikes: Riyadh airport, Aramco Yanbu, Rabigh refinery, East-West pipeline pumping stations, Dammam and Najran airports, and Khamis Mushait air base.
A spill of Saudi crude has closed UAE beaches. Umm Al Quwain closed its coast after the supertanker GEM NO 2 leaked, and oil is visible ashore about 50 km north of Dubai.
Brent closed Oct 23 at $116.72, its highest since Apr 29. Gasoline is $5.25-5.40 and diesel $7+ at various US stations. Trump’s response on gas prices: "I don't give a damn. We're making a freaking fortune". Really can’t despise him enough…
Zelensky offers a freeze, Moscow refuses any pause; Musk admits the Starlink throttle. Simplicius substack has the full breakdown on the Musk Starlink saga if you are interested.
After Trump‘s recent comment about taking care of Cuba “on the way home”, now Rubio invited Cubans into "a discrete partnership with the CIA", and the CIA reposted contact instructions.
France: second riot weekend meets 70,000 police and a social-media blackout alert; French 10-year above 5%. Effeminate men make hard times…
The $1,999 iPhone Duo fails a reviewer’s durability test, ending with a permanent green line. Elsewhere reports of hinge cracks surfaced within hours of use, with some consumers already calling for a recall.
Ohio Dem Amy Acton’s estranged mom left five-day-old kittens in a sweltering car to die, court records reveal. We need our Ohio frens to move elsewhere so we can just nuke the entire state.
Pentagon labels Confucius Institutes a national-security threat. Confucius say never trust fat orange retard.
Adolf Hitler’s historic “Eagle’s Nest” retreat in Bavaria, Germany, has been engulfed in flames. German police have detained a suspect as authorities investigate possible arson.
The en banc Fifth Circuit just held, 11-6, that illegal aliens caught in the interior can be detained without bond for the duration of their removal proceedings. Judge James Ho in a concurring opinion: "A nation ceases to be a nation if it can't protect its borders." Oh the irony of a judge named Ho talking about the US protecting borders.
Have a good Sunday frens, get out there and enjoy the beautiful fall weather if you can…
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/d4/67/2e/d4672ec93b2c10804911a3c19cbf3e43e49e9f497e96ec1292bc8efc106f141b.png

2026-10-25 11:55:27 UTC

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Just signing off my computer for the night

2026-10-25 11:53:40 UTC

Gm frens
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/d0/50/d3/d050d36aea26ccb5e7610c3ccc4ed8d1acd7fa80f1b539756fc099a7d6e32a25.png