Cardo Vjei

Black "Freak of Color," Hard Line Smut Extremist, Little Girl Enthusiast, Pervy Sage and Unironic Gooner.

I'm not really an Omnipotent God, I just play one on the internet.

Nuke all prudes and puritans.

Public Key

npub1n3ht7rne3nm7y3rm4uqempemf3w2lkgw9g6n42a0pjjzwehz9geswx5xq0

NIP-05 Address

Cardea@baraag-net.mostr.pub

Profile Code

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relay.mostr.pub

nostr.wine

relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub1n3ht7rne3nm7y3rm4uqempemf3w2lkgw9g6n42a0pjjzwehz9geswx5xq0

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Last Notes

2026-08-02 14:30:59 UTC

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@nprofile…grxt Hopefully this won't have a knock on effect on your PayPal.

2026-07-19 18:42:13 UTC

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@nprofile…kqxd Now we know why her theme is Lost Girl.

2026-07-02 08:33:35 UTC

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@nprofile…juqs A mother is a child's first love.

2026-06-09 18:45:54 UTC

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@nprofile…gcjp Skirts and thongs.

2026-06-07 19:42:15 UTC

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@nprofile…sxjz @nprofile…c3zy Boomer take for a boomer world. That doesn't work anymore.

2026-06-04 15:37:00 UTC

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@nprofile…56d6 Implying glorified ignorance shouldn't be nuked. 😂

2026-05-13 07:40:04 UTC

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@nprofile…dagr I had asked you to go at the room in a way how you thought her bedroom would look. Seeing only the Marill, that tells me TJ's parents didn't give her many toys.
Cardo should smite them. XD

2026-04-24 21:49:26 UTC

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@nprofile…dagr would one of the things you pass on be pregnancy sex?

2026-04-24 17:35:52 UTC

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@nprofile…dagr Would she be up for consideration?
https://baraag.net/@ThunderThot/116457270850473694

2026-04-17 08:36:02 UTC

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@nprofile…uk5j Me.

2026-04-10 20:19:22 UTC

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@nprofile…cjwl I do.

2026-03-09 22:05:28 UTC

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@nprofile…vavu Too bad she becomes a cop.

2026-03-09 00:57:13 UTC

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@nprofile…qatz Cause we can't have nice things.

2026-03-03 19:44:19 UTC

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@nprofile…yud3 I killed the link cause you said no, hence the result you got. It had the detailed information on it. I wanted a fully colored and shaded piece with a character of mine (woman with a cock) fucking and impregnating Meg Griffin.

2026-03-03 19:12:36 UTC

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@nprofile…yud3 Not a fan of Meg?

2026-03-03 17:43:03 UTC

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@nprofile…yud3 I got all the info here. From refs to details. Link expires in a week cause that's how Koofr treats free users like me.
https://k00.fr/bb5052yg

2026-03-03 00:22:33 UTC

@nprofile…yud3 Heya, are you open for commissions? If so what are your rates and what stuff don't you do?

2026-03-02 16:58:12 UTC

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@nprofile…g88t Now is she going to beat Olga or Arnold to death?

2026-02-09 21:24:26 UTC

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@nprofile…r6kp @nprofile…e9s9 I was thinking Detnox, but that's also cool.

2026-01-12 02:17:23 UTC

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@nprofile…cjwl Edgy is when you do stuff with the expressed purpose of pissing someone off or otherwise upsetting them. It can be done to punch up but lately it's more done to punch down.

2025-12-05 18:31:41 UTC

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@nprofile…vn67 Something about beggars and choosers...

2025-10-18 20:07:48 UTC

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@nprofile…xpv7 This if resized a bit and the words removed would make a cool desktop background.

2025-10-16 03:47:48 UTC

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@nprofile…f5e7 Not fixed?
So she's breedable. 😈

2025-10-12 08:23:07 UTC

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And the thong for both since neither post allowed more than four in the same post.
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/115/360/225/393/392/809/original/08dfccfa304aa904.jpg
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/115/360/226/065/726/868/original/ea90fe6cb9956502.jpg

2025-10-12 08:22:09 UTC

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Also from the same artist. This time in kid (shota) form.
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/115/360/220/679/078/869/original/16f911955bbb0dc2.jpg
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/115/360/221/155/375/273/original/f49d09efe6b75314.jpg
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/115/360/221/597/090/846/original/0d06c1c342be2c3f.jpg
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/115/360/222/164/457/768/original/b3e21fb94157b127.jpg

2025-10-12 08:20:59 UTC

Artist: PurpleHorn
In case you're curious this would be My model sheet designed by Purple's skilled hands. ALSO, for those that saw the original, here's two new outfits for Me to slut around in.
If you're looking for anyone submissive, I'm not it. I'm always a Dom.
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/115/360/210/164/457/460/original/55b37daff9dfefd8.jpg
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/115/360/211/004/952/382/original/04c9202f7fce1573.jpg
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/115/360/211/415/486/917/original/0d4010d520a76030.jpg
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/115/360/211/834/096/550/original/2f6d93362bf666c0.jpg

2025-10-10 06:06:20 UTC

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@nprofile…0rrt @nprofile…em0p Roommates even.

2025-10-09 21:13:41 UTC

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@nprofile…em0p All worker ants are female. Therefore this ant is a lesbian.

2025-10-09 07:36:55 UTC

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@nprofile…zme7 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2025-10-06 03:19:19 UTC

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@nprofile…nej6 If she had a cock in this one, I'd have her get Leni pregnant in this one...but that's me.

2025-10-03 07:21:53 UTC

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@nprofile…ufsg Pregnant girls would be nice.

2025-10-02 19:25:08 UTC

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@nprofile…3hup I sent an Email.

2025-08-28 19:54:59 UTC

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@nprofile…uee9 Close. I didn't say you had to draw attention but if you must, control the terms.

2025-06-19 22:47:33 UTC

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@nprofile…emeq I get why you're doing it but, I don't think you should because deleting everything will not restore your account.

2025-06-19 22:44:41 UTC

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@nprofile…emeq @pickupandgo How long do we have?

2025-06-19 22:43:24 UTC

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@nprofile…synz @nprofile…5yyx I'm dying to lewd her. Perhas we need to talk.

2025-06-16 16:49:27 UTC

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@nprofile…lkzu The spiritual successor to Omegle.

2025-06-01 16:58:16 UTC

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@nprofile…0ame If not for the text, this could make a fine live wallpaper.

2025-05-31 01:27:18 UTC

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@nprofile…7rxz You sure did! :blobcheer:

2025-05-30 20:09:06 UTC

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@nprofile…7rxz She do look like she'd let you fuck her for packs of smokes.

2025-05-30 00:46:36 UTC

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@nprofile…6khh @nprofile…2e83 @nprofile…5yyx Thanks so much. This is unhinged as fuck. 🤣

2025-05-30 00:34:34 UTC

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@nprofile…6khh @nprofile…2e83 @nprofile…5yyx I must know what this is from.

2025-05-28 18:20:25 UTC

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@nprofile…6x4j Revolt.chat is an open source alternative to Discord if you're looking.

2025-05-25 20:24:10 UTC

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@nprofile…uee9 Yeah, but they got deeper pockets now. We would need to see a bunch of back-to-back failures for this to be undone.
That, or Disney goes bankrupt, which would also be the desired outcome for me.

2025-05-25 20:20:05 UTC

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@nprofile…uee9 Not anytime soon. Opening week it's made about $300 million, so it turns out general audiences love slop.
We're fucked.

2025-05-25 20:10:21 UTC

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@nprofile…uee9 Money. That's the reason they do anything.

2025-05-25 19:55:53 UTC

Lilo & Stitch (2025) is a remake of all time.

2025-05-24 21:15:34 UTC

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@nprofile…yz27 But you got to censor anything you place on there.

2025-05-20 00:36:24 UTC

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@nprofile…uee9 Not going to lie, shit like this makes me want to lewd more people. Ivanka is looking really tempting right now.

2025-05-20 00:34:16 UTC

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@nprofile…uee9 I am too. So fucking tired.

2025-05-20 00:18:13 UTC

Let's not assume this bullshit isn't going to be used against drawings.
https://www.wired.com/story/take-it-down-act-law-passes/

2025-04-30 00:07:04 UTC

Something I commissioned from the ever diligent PurpleHorn. It's a me, Cardo.
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/114/423/989/066/382/516/original/69f27d18a6ddaa60.jpg
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/114/423/989/551/830/744/original/6e79091ebd1e87bd.jpg
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/114/423/990/007/659/607/original/a069cd46520d0ca8.jpg

2025-04-25 23:15:06 UTC

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@nprofile…uee9 Yeah, like absolutely unhinged. No person (fictional or real) off limits. That sort of thing.

2025-04-25 22:38:05 UTC

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@nprofile…uee9 You got what I was saying.

2025-04-25 17:18:24 UTC

"All content is fictional."
STOP WITH THIS SHIT!
To the Anti this is weakness and weakness invites AGGRESSION! Stop rationalizing what you're into with these people.
Far am I'm concerned, if you have to have this disclaimer, then you shouldn't be producing or engaging with the subject(s). I see this, it gives me second thoughts about commissioning them at times.
We're not even talking trigger warnings here, we're talking about apologia. Get over your shame or stop making art.

2025-04-24 16:55:26 UTC

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@nprofile…cjxw Nice. 👍

2025-04-20 12:45:26 UTC

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@nprofile…ca3d Well that's understandable. From how it was worded it left worrying ambiguity.

2025-04-20 11:36:07 UTC

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@nprofile…ca3d I see this causing quite a bit of collateral damage. You got artists and commissioners that will use MAP symbology in their works and MAPs that don't use these symbols.
You also got people that just use these things in their name just because. If anything the most rational thing to do would be to only report and ban for behaviors rather than these things.
It's not like being a Nazi that's actively harmful. Not to mention the political climate we're in.

2025-04-07 22:37:45 UTC

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@nprofile…vgmt Anywhere you can back this up? I'm getting sick and tired of people censoring lol with a lollipop and I need proof to put an end to it.

2025-03-29 02:18:14 UTC

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@nprofile…vgmt The right response.

2025-03-26 01:47:13 UTC

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@nprofile…emeq Maggie Pesky.

2025-03-23 21:35:09 UTC

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@nprofile…5jxr SURELY there are loli friendly instances you could set up shop in.

2025-03-23 21:10:09 UTC

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@nprofile…5jxr Why not just do that here? Why support a Nazi bars?

2025-03-06 17:49:22 UTC

Title: The Wannabe and the Classic
Artist: Space Cuyo
We all know that if a child star is going to make it in Pedowood then Pedowood needs to get in them.
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/114/116/742/539/551/521/original/d2e50714dc87d79c.jpg

2025-01-07 03:31:16 UTC

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@nprofile…vgmt That's how porn works.

2025-01-07 03:20:38 UTC

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@nprofile…nej6 Shit. I have to warn a friend.

2025-01-07 00:58:21 UTC

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@nprofile…nej6 What the hell happened? Did an irate customer rat you out?
If you need to, do you have a trusted person to perhaps handle the money for you if you need to?

2024-12-10 03:07:39 UTC

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@nprofile…emeq Avatars are personal while self-inserts van be for anyone to project onto.

2024-11-11 23:14:20 UTC

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@npub1l0j…gcah Far as I'm concerned (damage done with Tatsumaki and Rebecca aside) Lolis are girl-children. The moment they stop being CHILDREN they cease being lolis.

2024-11-11 13:12:17 UTC

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@npub1l0j…gcah Requests are free.
You're thinking commissions.

2024-11-08 18:46:21 UTC

Artist: TrueWaifu.
https://bsky.app/profile/truewaifu.bsky.social
I know Angela Anaconda gets a lot of shit, but I like her and still do.
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/113/448/704/356/118/328/original/c6042391f8933482.jpg

2024-06-29 23:09:40 UTC

Artist: SpaceCuyo:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/33130843
Little brats like Trixie Tang make GREAT rape bait- I mean, Aesop bait.
Some myths say that as much as She adores little girls, Cardea doesn't suffer bratty girls.
If this is true or just something that some tired parents threaten their girl-children with to gain compliance without having to resort to beatings like horrible parents would is anyone's guess.
Perhaps the truth of the matter is somewhere in-between.
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/114/094/143/971/819/946/original/5a0d40edd06cf48d.jpg

2024-06-05 02:42:02 UTC

Artist: Space Cuyo
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/33130843
This was partly a gift to a friend that I commissioned who has developed a zeal for Lisa Loud. No matter how strong a kid might be, even they're going to need comfort. This Lisa is terrified of thunderstorms.
I know what some of you might be asking. Why does Lisa Loud have a tail?
You'd have to ask the one that put it there.
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/114/094/140/436/849/459/original/60ac075f5758dbe5.jpg

2024-05-01 23:58:36 UTC

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@npub1l0j…gcah Is there a breeding program?

2024-04-24 21:24:03 UTC

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@npub1slh…rwyn That's a trick question, right?

2023-10-29 06:25:42 UTC

Title: Skyward Dong
Artist: Purple Horn
I don't plan on getting many solo pieces of My Persona because I find multi-people pieces more interesting...but I figured I need at least some.
Their Pixiv:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/45291975
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/111/316/821/514/037/975/original/9c9bc8bac0e66c81.jpg

2023-02-14 06:23:55 UTC

Artist: Kloudmutt
Featuring: Pedoi
"Happy is the girl child that is filled with the seed of the Goddess. Blessed is the parent that offers their girl children sexually to Her."
This baby here was made by Japanese artists for Children's Day and had a bunch of art done of her but I have no further information on her such as her creator. Which is a shame.
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/109/861/450/374/534/897/original/e65e5127f3667ecc.jpg

2023-02-13 23:53:13 UTC

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And the final two to the sequence.
Not nearly enough baby fuck and not nearly enough people willing to draw little girls giving birth.
Anyway, enjoy.
(6 of 6)
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/109/860/110/825/702/555/original/e7eb21308d745f7a.jpg
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/109/860/112/159/604/818/original/7f498f0b625f12ec.jpg

2023-02-13 23:50:03 UTC

Artist: @nprofile…fadj
Something I commissioned with @nprofile…s3x7 in 2020 featuring his girl, Pancake. Pleasantly surprised that he was willing to split something involving his tasty toddler with me.
Wait till you see the last two.
(4 of 6)
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/109/860/075/664/339/093/original/4212e27ec70b2b5d.jpg
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/109/860/078/829/433/514/original/e206c4afc4cfb99f.jpg
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/109/860/081/707/534/971/original/b7f06403a41ae8f8.jpg
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/109/860/083/615/168/953/original/7f48a499bc8cc87f.jpg