GrannyASBO

Old, bitchy, crabby, respectable Viking matron, lover of runes and mead. Amateur astronomer, cook of wondrous Indian food, annoying squirrel vibes. Ratatoscr. 'Watership Down" fan since 1979....Total and utter TERF.

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2025-06-19 15:46:12 UTC

Well, I've got a 4 am. start tomorrow, then Saturday it's Solstice so need to be up early again, I shall now retire for the night with a large gin and a film

2025-06-19 15:34:44 UTC

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Oh wow, will watch that later

2025-06-19 15:26:34 UTC

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Ah.. didn't know that

2025-06-19 15:25:35 UTC

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He is well looked after. I have also worked in care. both as cleaner and carer. I have something I want to say at Let Women Speak about it all but I'm not good at public speaking, I can sing, but can't project my voice for speaking

2025-06-19 15:20:40 UTC

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He's nearly 91 and in care, but he was a right one back in the day, and he was obsessed by Vikings

2025-06-19 15:19:21 UTC

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I'm a Heinz 57 I'm sure, dark hair and eyes, I think my Dad's family came from Dorset, he had almost black hair when he was younger, He used to look like the Flashman depictions on George MacDonald Fraser's books, complete with Salvador Dali twirled moustache lol...

2025-06-19 15:14:21 UTC

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Up there you would all be Viking types surely? I have a theory that those on Orkney have that distinctive Orcadian chin cos they're all Norse stock, the skeletons of women from back then are much more heavyset than most women now ( I do appreciate that you're from Uist and not Orkney but it probably still applies) I also read that the Viking stereotype of blonde etc is not necessarily true

2025-06-19 15:11:09 UTC

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Overnight oats can be done anyway you want!! I used to add dried fruit, prunes etc, it's like when you make a maltloaf ( and soak the fruit in tea), and I NEVER use milk, traditional Scots porridge is done with water...it's much nicer

2025-06-18 19:50:08 UTC

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Been to India, love the culture and history etc, but they HATE women,

2025-06-18 19:10:04 UTC

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For God's sake, what is WRONG with these people?

2025-06-18 18:43:25 UTC

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I've been to India twice, and Morocco once, unfortunately the sexual harassment and assumption that a white woman is a slag? It's all real. I carried a 1960's nappy pin in my scarf, any man who groped me felt its full force, my friend and I were chased in the Djemaa el Fnaa in Morocco after some bloke tried to stick his finger up my arse and I stabbed him in the bollocks with a nappy pin....

2025-06-18 14:59:33 UTC

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I LOVE Rex!!

2025-06-18 14:34:21 UTC

I've just had a thought (steady...). When Operation Yewtree was in progress, our newspapers were chocka with Jimmy Savile stories, horror stories, the BBC and tons more white men arrested for child rape. Where were the women whining that "Well Muslim men rape too, it's not all about these white nonces is it?". There wasn't a silence around it, hardly a day went by on social media or legacy media without a MASSIVE reference to these crimes. But we're not allowed to talk about the Pakistan Muslim rape and grooming gangs are we, cos that's RACIST!! I'm with Kellie-Jay on this one. Everyone is virtue signalling again and those poor girls will never get any f*cking justice..

2025-06-17 19:32:18 UTC

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I'm keen to meet French TERFS in the Vendee region and Fontenay le comte area

2025-06-17 19:19:47 UTC

I was going to write this in French, I'm off to La Rochelle in under 2 weeks but my French is incredibly rusty. I was wondering what 'Adult Human Female' is in French, I don't trust Google or AI

2025-06-16 15:49:22 UTC

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I hate the cunt, excuse my French, Stella Radical Cartoons says don't give him any energy

2025-06-16 15:45:21 UTC

What is wrong with this man, how is he constantly allowed to get away with this shocking abuse of women?
https://media.spinster.xyz/9b6dc6f4e564ee3b5b55eeae59e431c384f4c123cfa35c1eb9ec12994326402f.jpg

2025-06-16 15:07:01 UTC

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It's sad, Sarah Dyke our MP raised Policing in town at Prime Minister's Question Time

2025-06-16 14:59:26 UTC

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We have a lovely landscape, tons of amazing history, it's the seat of Christianity in Britain, all the king Arthur stuff, it's chocka with alternative people. But sadly, like many small towns, there's a dark underbelly of alcoholism, crime, violence and heroin!

2025-06-16 14:55:31 UTC

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BAHAHAHAHA!!! Brilliant, I'm in Glastonbury, for my sins!!

2025-06-16 14:51:10 UTC

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I must get my erse to Lewis some day, I'd like to go to Callanish etc

2025-06-16 14:48:04 UTC

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Flight to Aberdeen, overnight ferry which stops at Stromness and Kirkwall on Orkney, last 26 miles is pretty hairy, the ship rolled like fuck, people were crouching in corners being sick...I just went to the bar a lot for whisky, it helped!!😂

2025-06-16 14:42:36 UTC

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I've been to Shetland for Up Helly Aa, it was dark at 2pm in January!!

2025-06-16 14:41:55 UTC

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Have you watched the film "The Outrun"?

2025-06-16 14:40:41 UTC

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I'm totally in love with it, been three times and I want to live there, I keep looking for jobs up there online....

2025-06-16 14:38:18 UTC

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Some TERF did this at Saviskaill Bay on Rousay LOL, there's an abandoned farm there and I want it, there's seaweed eating sheep, seals, a gentle sandy curving bay and it's my dream abode, and as a lover of the Northern Lights and owner of a reflector telescope it's ideal, I need that 208,000,000 jackpot on Friday.
https://media.spinster.xyz/ce42f18abaf52e227b48b4393be61b38d3a64ef25184355cd672354423d3c44c.jpg

2025-06-16 14:27:04 UTC

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I know many lesbians, they are all jolly nice people and look like women....funny that.

2025-06-16 14:25:10 UTC

I would like to open a pub called "The Transphobic Bunny", it will be located at the Taversoe on Rousay

2025-06-16 14:14:14 UTC

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My dreams are fantastic, I get multiple tornadoes, visions of eternity with hills covered in flowers, demons entering the room, a big black dog, loads of apocalyptic stuff, seeing dead friends, and I often dream about something which will crop up later in the day. I dreamed I set fire to a wooden house in the woods and the next day the news reported an arson attack on a straw bale house, so I was like "Fuck, I'm an astral arsonist"...my ex partner and I would see each other in the same dream and accurately describe the setting and what the other person was doing.

2025-06-16 13:54:29 UTC

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He's an obsessed arsehole

2025-06-13 09:10:36 UTC

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Erica is Hendrix, the pissed off lawyer who is apparently de-transitioning, whom JK Rowling has made peace with. I don't believe a word of it and am very wary of infiltrators.

2025-06-11 21:45:09 UTC

Sophie Molly and Sarah Alan "I ate my own testicles with fava beans and a nice Chianti" Jane-Baker are starring in a five minute clip about those EVIL trans folk and how they are just human beings. I'm itching to do a parody one, Is it worth the gaol time for a hate crime??? LOL

2025-06-11 12:19:37 UTC

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Yes, he had the hair implants but there's prob a bit of MALE pattern baldness by now

2025-06-11 12:18:57 UTC

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Oh what a surprise..

2025-06-11 12:12:55 UTC

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I don't know what he sees in the mirror but I see a nasty little misogynist with Vulcan eyebrows ( an insult to Vulcans actually, whom I admire), too much foundation, and a permanent sneer from all the hatred brewing in his cold dead White Dwarf sun of a heart. Does he work? He spends all day on Twatter slagging off everyone. Calling Maya Forstater "Fatty", threatening to kidnap women, saying JK Rowling has diet jabs, constantly being an utter little bitch. If we did that constantly towards the oh so vulnerable trans women, we'd be doing 2 years in gaol.
DISCLAIMER, these are my own views (and probably the views of most normal people).

2025-06-11 08:07:25 UTC

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They really are vile arseholes, am I transphobic? Yes, I fucking hate them lol

2025-06-11 07:50:59 UTC

Just checked out Nomcebo, what a lovely epic WOMAN. I'm a WOMAN too, I no longer have periods, I've never had children, but I'm still very much a WOMAN. End period poverty and the forced isolation of girls in backward Neanderthal countries 🙏

2025-06-10 21:58:50 UTC

Random artwork moment, a rather overworked market and Temple scene painted in Orchha, Madya Pradesh in 1997. I've got very lazy in my old age and don't do much art now...
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2025-06-10 21:47:08 UTC

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It drives me nuts, oh we've got 24 vile "progress" Pride flags hanging on every lamp post in a town near here, it's so in your face, and that flag s UGLY

2025-06-10 21:42:10 UTC

I was training a young woman at work today, she's twenty-one and at Oxford University, she's doing her dissertation on men in women's sports, which she does not support. I will be giving her some Let Women Speak flyers and stickers and QR code stuff tomorrow. I also told her about Kellie-Jay shouting "He's a man" at Lia Thomas. She didn't know any of this or what "TERF" meant. I can see a marvellous opportunity to recruit a new young TERF ( laughs maniacally like Skeletor)

2025-06-10 21:35:36 UTC

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I'm reluctant to refer to myself as a feminist for many reasons, too much hierarchical BS, head girl crap, and snobbery

2025-06-10 12:06:35 UTC

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Some troll on youtube has had a pop at Kellie-Jay Keen Minshull, calling her ignorant, xenophobic, racist, and patronising to suggest that ALL women in niqab and hijab are victims,. I just think we should ban face coverings in the UK, like France has done, it's really fucking weird to see it in rural Somerset.

2025-06-10 11:45:57 UTC

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What a minger, duckpout and all

2025-06-02 14:30:52 UTC

I'm going to say it, I don't think that ANY woman in Britain (or anywhere else for that matter) should be wearing a niqab. I live in a small rural town with a growing Muslim population, and seeing these veiled women irks me on so many levels. It's divisive, I find it hostile, it's quite intimidating. Watching these women walk several steps behind their men is just so weird, this is so out of place. I admire what Kellie -Jay Keen is doing, I'm not sure it's wise, but if people don't speak out about this then who will? I used to be in the "Oh some women choose the veil" camp, I know women who equate it with Christian women becoming nuns. IT'S NOT THE SAME THING. I agree with Kellie, women in Afghanistan have no fucking choice, and anyone who veils themselves as a two fingers up to the UK should not be here, and it is totally betraying those women who are in a massive depression because their life is so controlled. There's a mosque or Muslim centre where I live, but no provision for women.
This madness needs to end....

2025-05-27 11:14:14 UTC

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It really boils my p*ss, as we say, why do we need LGBTQIA2S+ month, trans visibility day, lesbian day of visibility, trans awareness day, pansexual day, aromantic day? Just EFF OFF!!!! The whole thing has got beyond a joke.

2025-05-27 05:18:50 UTC

Bristol Aquarium are hosting this event, will we ever be set free of gender woo???
🌅 Celebrate Pride month and explore the Aquarium after hours this summer! 🌈
Welcome to Sunset Seas at Bristol Aquarium – an adults-only evening beneath the waves.
Step into the aquarium after-hours where the wonder of the ocean meets the beauty of the tropics. As the sun sets over the city, explore our creatures in a whole new light with a drink in your hand, in this event – exclusively for guests aged 18 and over.
In honour of Pride, we’re celebrating diversity in all its forms this June!
Follow our Pride Trail through the aquarium to discover fascinating stories of fish that can change sex, species that defy the binary, and how the underwater world reflects the rich spectrum of identities within the LGBTQ+ community.
Our bar is open all night for you to enjoy a cocktail with the fish. Wander through the tranquil botanical house at dusk, with turtles swimming beneath and giant monstera leaves towering overhead. The event offers a peaceful and immersive experience of twilight beneath the waves.
Whether you’re joining us for an evening with friends or a unique Pride night out, Sunset Seas is here to celebrate love, life, and the beauty of being yourself.
Please note: this event is not Bristol Pride festival event. This event is run by Bristol Aquarium as a celebration for Pride month.
Tickets are limited – don’t miss out
This event is free for adult members! You don’t need to book but will need to show your proof of membership when you arrive.
As it is a special event, we will unfortunately not be able to offer the 10% discount members get on additional tickets.
Book now!

2025-05-24 15:04:26 UTC

I painted this many a Moon ago, I would move to Orkney TOMORROW, if I could find work up there
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2025-05-22 15:58:20 UTC

I'm just going to throw this out there, I'm sure we've all thought it, where are the trans identifying men pretending to be women dressed in sensible clothing?? Men who've named themselves Hilda, Iris, Maud or Jane? The streets are not thronging with men in twinsets and pearls, sensible kilts, polo necks and brogues. The streets are not awash with men in combat trousers with short hair calling themselves Leona. Can't the trans identifying faux "Women" see how fetishised and porny their look is? Can't the handmaidens, sorry, WIVES, see this as well? What's wrong with everyone?

2025-05-19 03:56:50 UTC

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🤣 😂 Funny you should say that, my friend is a 55 year old Incel with far right leanings, I can ignore his politics and even his sometime misogyny (we've been friends for a very long time), but when he starts with his "You didn't have any children cos you're a feminist" cr*p, I usually either counter this with all the correct reasons, say that he has scant understanding of Feminism, or when all else fails, I just throw him out, til he behaves himself 😂

2025-05-17 09:13:43 UTC

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I'm looking forward to a civilized TERFY time here

2025-05-14 09:19:59 UTC

I was at an all female gathering recently and referred to some of the assembled company as "Ladies". Immediately two women bit my head off, practically screeching that they were "Women", "Adult human females" and that "Ladies" was classist and derogatory. TBH it had never occurred to me before that this reaction would happen. The words "Ladies" and ""Women" are appropriate in different situations depending upon context. I have read other musings and threads upon this. No one would say, "At dinner she behaved like a perfect woman", they would use the word "Lady".
Adam in Book 9 of Milton's "Paradise Lost" refers to Eve by calling her "Woman", not in a derogatory sense but to reiterate that she is born of his rib and that their union is essential, if she goes out on a limb without him she breaks that union (And we all know the rest). The word "Man" only meant the entire human race, not a male person and as such a woman is a female member of this group, the distinction is important. The word evolved from Germanic to Old English and meant everyone. There is even a rune in the elder Futhorc which attests this, since it is called "Mann", modern translators deem this to mean the males alone, but linguists have attributed this rune to mean everyone, including children. Anyone interested in this subject should look up Dr Jackson Crawford, who is a wonderful expert upon linguistics and Old Norse.
But I digress, the word "Wif" itself means "Wife of man" ( female human) and again, back in the dim mists of Old England, a "Wif" was any woman, unmarried or not, which is why it totally grinds my gears that the Wokerati want rid of the word "Midwife", because they believe it upholds the patriarchy, it does NOT, it literally means "With woman".
But onto my original point, the word "Lady", this again has roots which go far back and came from the word "Hlafdige", which means "Kneader of dough", from this word we get the word "Lady". The word "Lord" means "Keeper of bread" and is from the Old English word "Hlafweard", as you can see, this is where the word "Lord" comes from. In pre medieval Northern Europe during the times when the sagas were transmitted orally then written down in the 12th to 14th Centuries, the Lord and Lady of the house had a duty to their dependants and as such were certainly the makers and keepers of bread. This does not imply superiority but rather an acknowledged and established hierarchy. Yes the Germanic and Norse people kept slaves, but that's another tale for another time.
As language evolves, words fall into and out of favour, rarely does anyone use the word "Gentleman" now (actually I do, it seems to annoy people!!), so I suppose the word "Lady" can seem to be lofty and elitist, however, knowing its origins, and being a kneader of dough and maker of bread myself, I have absolutely no problem with being called a "Lady"
It strikes me that too much emphasis can be placed upon bandying semantics when we all have a much bigger fight to be concentrating on, that of regaining women's hard won rights, keeping men out of our spaces, protecting children from harm and mutilation, and holding the line.
If any of what I have written is inaccurate, please feel free to engage and correct me. Thanks