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2026-10-14 02:42:29 UTC

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"I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"

2026-10-14 02:38:37 UTC

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I think you're thinking of Tom Smykowski, who got fired and then was in a car accident and got a huge settlement and used the money to make his "Jump to Conclusions" game.
I don't think they'd ever let Milton near a customer.

2026-10-12 02:14:28 UTC

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Canning was invented by a French chef trying to fulfill an instruction from Napoleon to figure out a way to preserve traveling food. The history of Vienna sausages (yes, the horrible little things in the pop top can) can be traced directly back to Napoleon basically asking for the canning retort to be invented so he could carry food with his army instead of foraging as they went.
There are dishes we consider delicacies today, such as Duck Confit and Pork Rillons, that were originally developed as meat preservation methods by the French.
Preserving pork sausage in canning jars under pork fat eventually became a staple of Depression-era rural American cooks (it's gross unless you are hangry).

2026-10-12 01:06:01 UTC

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It seems like the French did a better job than most of codifying cooking with the works of Escoffier and Larousse Gastronomique. It made an easy start for a curriculum.
I'll pull interesting recipes or techniques from literally anywhere, though. What I'd give to taste my grandmother's fried chicken again. I know how she did it but I can't replicate it. I can make REALLY GOOD fried chicken, but I can't make HER fried chicken.

2026-09-18 02:58:44 UTC

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Swedish

2026-09-01 16:17:33 UTC

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I hate inkjets for this very reason. If you aren't using it, it sits there cleaning itself and filling up the waste tank until it eventually clogs anyway and dies.
Laser printers with a Canon print engine (Canon and HP) are generally happy to sit there doing nothing for long periods of time and then wake up and print when you need them to. Sometimes you need to replace a roller because of a flat spot but it's a $10 part.
My current printer is an HP color LaserJet AIW that I bought for $9 in a thrift store about 8 years ago. It is about to need its first toner cartridge swap after a few thousand prints and I bought the 4 toners on eBay for about $30 each.
I put a lot of prints on it early on because I got carried away with printing LaserJet detail in color. I expect the replacement toners to last considerablly longer.

2026-08-26 00:39:52 UTC

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Jesus can see this you know

2026-08-23 03:20:02 UTC

I impulse bought a Delta T3 table saw fence for $180. I hope I didn't get ripped off.

2026-08-13 02:20:14 UTC

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I like to use Carnation malt and then add Hershey's special dark syrup. I mix it with a Breville immersion blender to make it super smooth and break up any little chunks of malt.
When I'm feeling especially decadent, I add Strawberry Quik powder and a splash of vanilla extract.

2026-07-17 15:25:33 UTC

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Why TF does she have to deep throat her own hand to put the food in her mouth

2026-07-09 04:16:18 UTC

The fuck?
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2026-06-19 22:59:15 UTC

Went thrifting and got this very nice old Craftsman tape measure for $2.
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2026-06-13 18:09:18 UTC

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And remember, every minuscule flaw you see on yourself in a magnifying mirror is something that everyone else can't stop noticing.

2026-05-19 20:35:22 UTC

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When I was a kid, a family friend bought a property that had an old plantation house on it. He took us in the basement and showed us where they'd chain the misbehaving slaves up to whip them. I wanted to go up to the second floor to look around, also. He said no, because the stairs were rotten and would collapse. I was very disappointed.
This picture brought back that memory, because I'd also look at these stairs and feel like the second floor was out of reach.

2026-05-17 04:21:21 UTC

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WTF, is that like a candy bar made out of a row of Russell Stover chocolates?

2026-05-15 23:10:56 UTC

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I am always up for learning about cheese

2026-05-15 22:55:59 UTC

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That's fine. Cheese, cheese product, and cheese food are all very White. Most of the subhumans, including jews, are lack toast intolerant.

2026-04-27 21:58:40 UTC

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If you ever consider Alabama, stay out of the larger cities (Huntsville, Birmingham, Montgomery, Mobile), and anywhere on this map that is blue. Blue=niggers. That band of blue is full of really fucking dumb ones, too, even for nigger standards.
The red parts are fuckin' awesome. Especially that dark red streak across the top middle (above the single blue county). That's almost all Whites, and many of them are racist as fuck.
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2025-12-22 02:53:03 UTC

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2025-10-29 17:38:38 UTC

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They had the bomb sniffer before 9/11, because they used it on my laptop bag when I flew out of La Guardia two weeks before.

2025-10-18 02:55:55 UTC

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I had forgotten that it used to come in pop top cans.

2025-09-26 20:44:10 UTC

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I've never been able to verify this, and it's probably not true, because I don't see how they'd cover it up. But that April 27, 2011 tornado that raped Tuscaloosa, Alabama went right through a trailer park full of illegals. Someone told me they found dozens and dozens of dead bodies that they couldn't identify because the people had no ID.
I personally knew someone who was working as a reserve deputy and found a head in a different area. IDK if it was human or mexican, though; he just said his partner stumbled on it and then vomited when he realized what he kicked.

2025-09-26 20:27:13 UTC

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A lot of the illegals are walking around with rolls of $100 bills. They don't use banks and get paid in cash for a day's work. And in places where they know they aren't welcome, they won't call the cops because contact with the police likely means an ICE interview and deportation.

2025-09-17 14:58:59 UTC

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Postmortem scavenging would be my guess. There's no blood on the ground under the wound.
Probably hit by a vehicle and died before something hungry discovered it.

2025-09-15 20:55:01 UTC

AAAA I got 7-pot pepper juice on my dick again

2025-09-09 23:59:46 UTC

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I only feel benevolent towards other White people. Browns and yellows have gotten enough benefits from Whites.
How about Antagonistic Order of Straight White Men.

2025-09-09 16:57:22 UTC

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The wing was a cosmetic add-on. It actually slowed the car down. Cost $4000 extra. People used to joke that you could have a Countach with a wing or a Countach with no wing and a Yugo, and save $10.
I had the Alpine poster on my wall as a kid. My mom threw it away when I went to college. It was packed up in the basement with my other stuff and for some reason she went through my stuff and got rid of a bunch of it.
I desperately wanted one when I was a kid. Now that I know more about cars, I don't think I'd like it.
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2025-09-09 16:39:46 UTC

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One of the other tropes was two hot girls in a Lamborghini Countach. If they got pulled over, they'd sweet talk the cop while showing off dem titties. Those movies really cemented the Countach as THE supercar of the 1980's and caused an entire generation of young men to associate them with boobs.
The one in Cannonball Run II belonged to John Schneider from Dukes of Hazzard. He'd bought it right before getting into a salary dispute on his TV show and they'd written his character out of the show for the next season, so he was on the verge of losing it. Catherine Bach (Daisy Duke) was going to be in Cannonball Run II and arranged for the production to rent his Countach so he'd get enough cash to make his car payment.
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2025-09-09 16:30:08 UTC

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It was an actual race in the 70's called The Sea-To-Shining-Sea Memorial Trophy Dash. They drove from one side of the country to the other as fast as possible. Not legally.
The Cannonball Run movies are fictionalized comedies about the actual race.
One of the contestants in the real race was Hal Needham, a Hollywood stunt driver-turned-director who made the Cannonball Run movies, Stroker Ace, and Smokey and the Bandit.
The ambulance from Cannonball Run was based on his own entry in the 1979 race, in which he, his wife, and a friend drove a modified ambulance at high speed and claimed they were transporting a very sick individual if they got pulled over. They had a whole story about how she couldn't be flown and needed to get across the country as quickly as possible.

2025-09-09 16:15:21 UTC

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One of my parents' best friends saw the trend coming and bought a video store franchise in the early 80's. We were early adopters because of that. That is also how I managed to memorize every single line of Cannonball Run II in the early 80's by recording it off of HBO and then watching it every morning for an entire summer vacation.
I could say the lines along with the movie for a long time. Now I just remember snippets. "Wing tips? Barbarians. Come, come. Buy yourselves a decent clothing store."

2025-09-09 16:02:30 UTC

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Another thing to remember: When Star Wars came out, the idea of home video was still in its infancy. Even by the time ROTJ came out, it was still not THAT common for people to have VCRs in their homes.
If you saw a movie you loved, you had to go watch it in the theater again. A few years later, you MIGHT get to see it on TV, if you were home when it came on and your parents would let you watch it instead of whatever they wanted to watch.
But look at the Star Wars playsets. You can re-imagine the entire movie by acting it out on your bedroom floor, if you have enough doods and all the different ships and vehicles. So right after you saw Empire for the first time, you NEEDED that Snow Speeder and one of the AT-ATs. And a tauntaun and a flammin-with-the-flimflam droid.
It was fucking perfect.

2025-09-09 15:54:58 UTC

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Star Wars started it. It was an absolutely genius move by Lucas. The jews in Hollywood didn't even see it coming.
They thought Damnation Alley was the "big" sci-fi movie of 1977. They weren't even paying attention to the business moves that Lucas made which led to him being a multi-billionaire.

2025-09-09 15:45:03 UTC

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One of the strangest phenomena I've seen with the whole Star Wars fandom is that the original fans believed the second trilogy was for them, and it was actually for people who were ten years old when it came out. Each Star Wars movie was targeted at whoever would actually play with the toys that came out at the same time. And if you watch them with the idea that you're letting your ten year old self watch, they're more enjoyable.
My experience is that Gen Xers and older Millennials tend to hate the prequels, while members of the target audience loved them and remember them fondly.
I wonder if Zoomers and Gen Alpha are going to remember this last trilogy with more fondness than it is being afforded now. Disney may suck in a lot of ways, but they're usually really, really good at siphoning money from parents' pocketbooks through children. Even the soccer ball robot was designed to appeal specifically to children, right down to the sound design of the noises it made being something that children could replicate with their own mouths.

2025-09-06 13:12:26 UTC

#caturday
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2025-09-04 02:26:11 UTC

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Yeah I'm not washing my garbage. Ever.

2025-09-02 19:56:05 UTC

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Try making a poultice of broad leaf plantain leaves and sticking it on the wasp sting. That seems to help me.
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2025-09-02 14:54:03 UTC

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Yes, it worked for me.

2025-09-02 00:54:13 UTC

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Restaurants use sizzle sauce to make the fajitas sizzle. It's mostly stuff like oil, water, worcester or soy sauce, and lemon juice, sprayed or drizzled on the hot cast iron.

2025-09-01 21:32:31 UTC

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Those spanks are too high. Gotta get closer to the crease between the cheeks and the thighs.

2025-09-01 21:25:21 UTC

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When my phone started doing that, before I did the factory reset I took a couple dozen pictures of my asshole.

2025-09-01 21:16:09 UTC

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Personally, I'd wipe it and reload. Don't want people getting pictures of my balls.
I put Vigilante on my old phone and it started telling me my camera was getting activated for no apparent reason, so I did a factory reset and that problem went away. I figured it was the NSA trying to get pictures of my balls.

2025-09-01 21:05:49 UTC

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How the hell can you know if it was or wasn't a big deal before you were here to observe it?

2025-08-29 23:34:54 UTC

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You can even put the blast shutters down for privacy.
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2025-08-29 21:30:37 UTC

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I don't know. They lived somewhere outside of London and I think he said they were on a highway named A1. I don't know street names over there besides Gropecunt Lane.

2025-08-29 17:22:52 UTC

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I knew a guy who lived in Britain for a while with his grandfather (who was American). He told me one time a cop pulled them over for speeding, walked up to the window, and said, "I say there, were you speeding?" and his grandfather said, "No." Then the cop just got embarrassed and said, "Oh, carry on then," and FUCKING LEFT

2025-08-28 18:50:08 UTC

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There's a little chinese guy near me who is Catholic and came here to get away from anti-Christian oppression in China. He's a great cook and he FUCKING HATES niggers.
He can stay.

2025-08-28 18:12:44 UTC

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So the story behind me having two half-mask respirators is that one day I needed my respirator, which I was pretty certain was a 3M brand (which I bought because I wanted to be sure I could find 3M bayonet cartridges for it), and it was nowhere to be found. I searched everywhere I thought it MIGHT be, and it wasn't there. So I gave up and went to Home Depot and bought the exact same model again. And when I got home, I opened my front door and the missing respirator was sitting in the middle of the living room, on the floor. I would have tripped over it when I left if it had been there then.
So I figured I was getting punked by a ghost and now I had two respirators.
Then I bought a 3M 6900 full face respirator during Covid when I thought the government might come try to gas me out of my house to force me to take the vaxx. I thought it used the same bayonet cartridges as the half mask respirators I have, but now I'm not sure.
I'm going to pull the cartridges off both types of mask and compare them later. I don't want masks that take multiple kinds of cartridges, so I may be giving away these Gersons and buying a 3M half mask respirator for when I don't want to fool with the full face one.

2025-08-28 16:14:24 UTC

I am having a personal mandela effect moment. I have two half-face respirators that I haven't used in a while. I could swear that they were 3M brand, with a little 3M logo on the front. When I went to get one a little while ago, I found that they are both Gerson brand. I didn't even know of Gerson until I picked them up just now and looked it up online. I think I slipped universes into one where Gerson exists, from one where it doesn't.

2025-08-27 21:44:02 UTC

You ever eat a cheeseburger so good that the next day you want another cheeseburger even if it isn't as good, just so you can eat it in tribute to the cheeseburger from the day before?

2025-08-26 14:31:35 UTC

What does this mean
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2025-08-26 02:31:51 UTC

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I can take a shower and dry myself off with a towel in less than 15 minutes. What exactly does this do?

2025-08-25 03:32:33 UTC

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2025-08-24 22:25:37 UTC

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I really want to try making green tomato jam. Last year towards the end of the season, I had a bunch of green tomatoes that I didn't think were going to ripen before the first frost, and I thought, "I wonder if I can make them into green tomato jam and then use it to make a green tomato jam and bacon sandwich." Apparently you can.
https://creativecanning.com/green-tomato-jam/

2025-08-24 17:41:30 UTC

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If they're going to do live coverage of the US military versus Chicongo niggers en masse, I'm going to watch it.

2025-08-24 16:33:43 UTC

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Celery sticks smeared with cream cheese and an anchovy on top are pretty fuckin good, too.

2025-08-24 16:25:28 UTC

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I have a cousin who was ultralib last time I talked to her. She became a teacher and moved to Chicago to teach the poor underprivileged children in a public school where she needed an armed escort to and from her car. We fell out of touch due to physical distance and probably a bit of me not being able to fully contain my power level.
I often wonder how fucking racist she secretly is now.

2025-08-24 15:27:19 UTC

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Why do women have like 15 different words for "blue?"

2025-08-24 01:39:12 UTC

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I model in O scale. It's nice to be able to work at a scale that doesn't require me to wear the dentists loupes for everything, but it is challenging to fit everything I want to build.
I have long wanted to build a replica of the Birmingham Terminal Station. Someone built one in O scale, and I've seen it in person. The building alone takes up an entire 4x8 sheet of plywood. The rail yard and platforms would take up another one.
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2025-08-23 18:47:00 UTC

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I'm some sort of commie. I have never, ever used DoorDash, Lyft, or Uber for anything. Last time I went to NYC, I insisted on using yellow cabs instead of Uber, even though Uber was supposedly cheaper.
When the starter went out on my car while I was 90 miles from home, I ordered a replacement from Advance Auto Parts with "same day delivery." They sent it through some UPS ride share service with a sub-80 IQ negress who took two days to find the place I was staying.

2025-08-23 18:35:42 UTC

I want pizza to appear in front of me now. There are no good pizza delivery places anymore. And I don't feel like going out to get pizza.
Time to bring back slavery

2025-08-23 15:28:40 UTC

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My parents still have the little Kitchenaid that was in my Granddad's restaurant in the 50's. I haven't checked recently, but for years after Hobart sold off the Kitchenaid name, they were still making more or less the same mixer as a Hobart-branded one for restaurant use, and they were designed to be repaired, not replaced. So it's completely rebuildable with new parts if necessary.

2025-08-23 15:19:18 UTC

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We had my granddad's ice cream maker when I was a kid. It was already about 50 years old when I was born. The kids had to take turns sitting on it and cranking it if we wanted ice cream.
When I bought my house, my mom gave me the old Oster Kitchen Center she had when I was a kid. I found an ice cream maker attachment for it at a thrift store for $5.
It works fantastic. One neat feature about it is that it uses regular salt and ice out of the ice maker instead of rock salt and crushed ice. It also makes a fairly small amount of ice cream, which is nice because I don't want a huge amount. And it's fast enough that if I needed more than the 1qt or so that it makes, you can just make more and different flavors.
I haven't seen the Kitchenaid attachment. I have an old K5 from when they were still owned by Hobart. I'll have to check to see if it can make ice cream, too. Nice to have options.
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2025-08-23 01:18:00 UTC

Can't find my measuring tape. Going old school.
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2025-08-23 00:19:39 UTC

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Honestly farrier work looks fun to me. I might try to pick it up as a hobby/side gig.
I got to shadow a farrier in person one time. And I like those infected hoof videos on Youtube.

2025-08-22 23:37:47 UTC

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I told a horse person recently that if I get enough land, I wouldn't mind just having a horse friend out in the field. I was told that there are plenty of older horses that aren't good to ride or work anymore, so they're basically free to adopt if you ask around. Might be free donkeys too.

2025-08-22 21:23:58 UTC

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I had foxes and bunnies. My husky chased the foxes away and ate all the bunnies. But she can't be trusted around chickens, either. I showed her one of the chicks once and she grabbed it by the head. I screamed NO at her and she let it go, but I've never trusted her around chickens since then.

2025-08-22 14:29:12 UTC

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My high school shop teacher took a portable kids potty on a road trip one time so he wouldn't have to stop when his son had to go. After the kid used it, he tried to dump it out the window. While driving down the interstate at 70mph. With the front and back windows down.
Everyone got a face full of piss.

2025-08-22 14:20:56 UTC

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The British monarchy has a whole dietary restriction thing they do ahead of time whenever they have to be at any sort of event, so that they never need to be excused to go to the bathroom publicly.
I've tried to find the menus so that I could duplicate it before long road trips, but they don't put the info out there.

2025-08-21 17:18:35 UTC

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Having temporarily gotten involved in local politics a few years ago, can say that I've seen zero evidence to refute this and a LOT of evidence to support it. They think absolutely nothing of robbing the citizens they are meant to represent, and can't comprehend why they are being attacked when it comes apart. There is no guilt or remorse because it doesn't even make sense to them why they wouldn't simply take that money.
They aren't even racist about it. They will steal directly from their own people with a wild sense of entitlement. It is truly astonishing behavior.

2025-08-20 01:25:43 UTC

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Do you sing it in German?

2025-08-20 01:18:07 UTC

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My grandmother, who did not drink, used to sing "Little Brown Jug" to me and then laugh like she'd gotten away with something. I had no idea what the significance of the "little brown jug" was until after she died.

2025-08-19 23:47:46 UTC

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Those recipes are the best. I have my granddad's barbecue sauce recipe and all my great aunt's pie recipes from his restaurant. I've had people beg me for them. But one time someone put the equivalent of $12,000 in cash on the counter in front of my granddad to buy the recipe and he wouldn't sell, so I won't give it up, either.

2025-08-19 23:43:53 UTC

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Aside from the creole seasoning in the original recipe, I'm not sure what makes it Cajun, but it sounds good.
I like Louisiana Corn Chowder. People know about Gumbo, but most people don't know about the corn chowder. When done right, it's delicious. It's not too spicy, either (although it can handle a good splash of Crystal)
https://www.tonychachere.com/recipe/cajun-corn-chowder/

2025-08-19 23:36:02 UTC

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Did you just make it up or do you have a recipe?

2025-08-19 13:30:40 UTC

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Ford: "If you want a roof, you must subscribe to FordRoof for $249.95/month. FordDoor is $179.95/month per door."

2025-08-19 03:04:39 UTC

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One of the great joys of eating pizza is also eating cold pizza for breakfast the next morning.

2025-08-13 02:02:05 UTC

I've had "Shake it off" by Taylor Swift stuck in my head for two days, except the entire song is just repeating the one line "nothing in my brain."
I hope there is some psychic trying to read my mind and going insane.
Nothing in my brain, brain, brain, brain brain
Nothing in my brain, brain, brain brain, brain brain

2025-08-05 18:38:01 UTC

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I've got a book full of Garbage Pail Kids around here somewhere...

2025-08-04 00:33:21 UTC

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If it's the same thing as the wild strawberries I have in my yard, you probably don't want them. They don't taste like anything. No flavor like a real strawberry.

2025-08-04 00:29:11 UTC

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Looks like some kind of bramble (blackberry, raspberry, etc.). Might have edible fruits later, but it's going to shred your shins if you walk through it.

2025-08-03 03:25:47 UTC

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I wonder how many people know what all of these pedals are.
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2025-08-03 03:08:59 UTC

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Oh, and the dimmer switch is under the carpet, behind the e-brake pedal.

2025-08-03 03:07:58 UTC

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Reminds me of my '67 Malibu.
When I was like 10 I had a fit over the Mr. Gasket "Foot" accelerator pedal at the speed shop, so my dad bought one and put it in his '66 Corvette. I always figured I'd put one in the Malibu, but never did before I traded it.
I think my dad took it off his '66 when he started restoring it, but he still has it somewhere.
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2025-08-01 00:40:53 UTC

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But this, though:
https://www.historynet.com/always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life-that-one-time-british-sailors-sang-monty-python-as-they-watched-their-ship-burn/

2025-07-31 00:34:26 UTC

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My girlfriend left me because I said that south american goblins didn't deserve to live. She somehow interpreted that as me saying that she is ugly (she's not south american).
I will not live inauthentically to cater to whatever batshit crazy things are going on in estrogen-soaked noggins.

2025-07-30 18:17:20 UTC

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In a fight between a house cat and an African Grey, I'd give the bird about an 80% chance to win.

2025-07-29 00:07:06 UTC

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could be worse
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2025-07-28 23:57:50 UTC

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Have you done upholstery before?
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2025-07-28 23:37:15 UTC

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It started being available in high-end cars in the late 1950's. Mid-60's it was a pretty common option, especially in the South. My '67 Malibu had factory AC. My dad's '66 Corvette does, too.
The systems were not as good as the modern blended air systems, but you can get upgrades from Vintage Air for most of the older cars. You'd get a much more modern AC system, using commonly available R134a, with a much better working defog/defrost setting, if you did the upgrade, and their kits typically use a control panel that looks like the factory units.

2025-07-28 23:19:05 UTC

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I keep my eyes open. My appetite for projects is much larger than my garage or budget.
I've already got an S-10, a Jeep J10, a Supra, and a '73 Corvette project. Plus my dad has a coupe of projects that I'm involved in ('66 Corvette, '91 Corvette ZR1).
I'd really like to build a Corvair at some point, and I think a Corvair Monza with EFI/Electronic ignition would be a cool car to daily. They're still reasonably priced, too. But I also wouldn't mind trying a Beetle with a Freeway Flyer transmission as my daily.

2025-07-28 22:59:26 UTC

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My first car was a '67 Malibu. I honestly wouldn't mind having another one as my daily driver. Mine had a Powerglide 2 speed automatic and drum brakes. I'd want 4 wheel discs, a 4 speed overdrive auto, and a mild 5.3l engine in it and I'd be happy to drive it to Hell and back.
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2025-07-28 22:32:49 UTC

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My brother has an AMC Eagle SX/4 with the 4.2l AMC straight 6 in it. It's like an off road sports car.
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2025-07-28 14:39:56 UTC

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My understanding is that the Southern accent is more closely in line with British pronunciation from a couple hundred years ago than the modern British accent. The nonrhotic R is a fairly modern occurrence.

2025-07-28 14:26:38 UTC

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I had a friend who married a girl from up north, and when he went to Thanksgiving dinner with her family, his mother-in-law offered him "Pee Can Pie." He said he would love a slice of pecan pie. They made fun of his pronunciation, and he looked the mother-in-law in the face and said, "Do you grow them here? No? It's 'puh-CAHN.'"
Then he explained that a pee can is what you keep under your bed so you don't have to go to the outhouse in the middle of the night.

2025-07-28 13:30:02 UTC

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That's called vocal fry. I also hate it. It's one of the things we need to correct with public corporal punishment after seizing power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0yL2GezneU

2025-07-27 22:08:00 UTC

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If it was a 30 day month, it would be $10.7 million, but a 31 day month would be $21.4 million. If you are ever offered that deal, try to do it in January, March, May, July, August, October, or December.

2025-07-26 16:59:49 UTC

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I prefer Crystal to Louisiana, and definitely prefer it to Franks, but none of them are close to being as good as Alabama Sunshine. But it's difficult to find outside of Alabama.

2025-07-26 16:57:54 UTC

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It's a little sweeter than Hellmanns or Dukes, IMO. And not nearly as tangy as Dukes.

2025-07-26 13:16:52 UTC

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Trying to remember my favorite onion ring dipping sauce, I think it was mayo based and had black pepper flavor, along with vinegar tang and a bit of capsaicin heat. Probably like comeback sauce but I've never looked up a recipe for comeback sauce.
If Inwas going to try to make it from memory, I would probably do a kewpie mayo base with black pepper, Worcestershire, and Crystal, and go from there. Maybe try paprika, garlic powder, and onion powder in it, too.

2025-07-25 11:54:26 UTC

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Yes, often. I can also smell when I'm getting sick sometimes. And sometimes I smell blood around women. I don't ask.