a very tangle of snakes 👁️🐍

Terfin' in Texas. May I interest you in pictures of my cats?

These are my dumb thoughts

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2025-12-12 01:31:36 UTC

The animal shapes are so realistic now
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2025-10-02 17:22:25 UTC

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"buy a new rice cooker"

2025-10-02 16:59:47 UTC

wtf a cat peed on my rice cooker????
thankfully it was empty but still ????????????

2025-09-30 18:57:29 UTC

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2025-05-27 23:07:43 UTC

Fucking hell, my dad gave boat guy a bit of chewing tobacco and now he wants to start chewing. I grew up with both my parents chewing tobacco, it's disgusting

2025-05-22 23:39:43 UTC

Walmart...
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2025-04-30 20:24:12 UTC

maybe they meant "thy wedding ring store"
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2025-04-23 00:38:18 UTC

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2025-04-14 16:39:58 UTC

When is zoom going to implement a "SHUT UP YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TOO MUCH" feature

2025-04-13 14:29:13 UTC

I got an insider tip that volunteer fire departments are a good place to find lesbians

2025-04-07 16:02:33 UTC

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Also another coworker came out as a lesbian so hooray for her :blobcheer:

2025-02-03 23:15:53 UTC

another great Amazon brand name
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2025-01-30 17:27:52 UTC

Tiktok sound effects are the worst thing to happen to video editing I stg

2025-01-29 16:37:07 UTC

I gave the stray tom some food and he repaid me by spraying by the door
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2025-01-24 21:37:10 UTC

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2025-01-24 13:08:16 UTC

It's amazing that his phone didn't burst into flames with the amount of processing that filter had to do
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2025-01-21 15:26:23 UTC

Is it wrong to laugh when a guy accidentally hits himself in the nuts?

2025-01-21 00:14:36 UTC

What's that reeeeing in the distance
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czx84en1yp4o

2025-01-19 21:34:26 UTC

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Alright yesterday we went to check out some property for sale, it's 8 acres with an existing structure on it. It's a mobile home that the previous owner was attempting to turn into a 2000 sq. ft. "barndomium". Well the inside of it is total TRASH. Full of junk and thick layers of dust and who knows what. And now he's got the idea that he'll be able to gut the whole thing and rebuild it however he pleases. BY HIMSELF. :blob_dizzy_face:
I keep telling him it's a terrible idea and to JUST WAIT AND LOOK AT OTHER PLACES but he's determined to get this horrible money pit and God what have I gotten myself into

2025-01-19 21:28:03 UTC

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@nprofile…6aga Haha I get it, there's always that thought of WHAT IF... :blob_sweat:

2025-01-19 16:05:10 UTC

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@nprofile…6aga We didn't actually waterproof it so now the lid is warped (the surrounding frame part is fine though )🥴 But from what I've read, polyurethane is fish safe once it's dry

2025-01-17 16:07:09 UTC

Fairly frustrated lately, boat guy is obsessed with buying some land out in the country RIGHT NOW. I just moved in October, I don't want to do it again so soon. And besides, I like living in a (small) city. :blobtired:

2025-01-17 15:28:43 UTC

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Last year we got a free 55g aquarium with a broken brace, tried to replace it with a piece of glass but it failed almost immediately (I think because it was glued with epoxy instead of silicone). :blobfacepalm:
Ended up removing the plastic rim and making a wooden hood to go around the top and that's been holding!

2025-01-14 00:10:38 UTC

The smallest truck nuts I ever did see
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2025-01-13 22:02:02 UTC

I accidentally shut her in a closet and she just patiently waited until I went looking for her :cat-meme-2:
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2025-01-11 16:43:06 UTC

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2025-01-10 13:29:49 UTC

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@nprofile…9reg What an absolutely bizarre thing to tell people. Is that supposed to inspire confidence in female firefighters??

2025-01-06 15:43:59 UTC

Lately I've been forced to watch Seinfeld and I gotta say I much prefer the AI version

2025-01-03 16:24:29 UTC

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2025-01-01 16:47:42 UTC

There was a guestbook at the AirBNB
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2025-01-01 01:17:29 UTC

I feel like this is good enough to recycle
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2024-12-25 09:45:08 UTC

I had a dream about drawing this prompt but why draw when AI can do it for me
"Pikachu eating jalapeno Pokemon"
Merry Christmas?
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2024-12-20 17:43:58 UTC

Spittle
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2024-12-19 21:25:13 UTC

3 hours into his winter break and he's already on my nerves

2024-12-14 17:37:24 UTC

Being sick was easier when I lived alone. Stop coming in here and waking me up and asking a million questions!!

2024-12-10 21:01:11 UTC

Why do so many videos use that ✨WOW✨ sound effect

2024-12-09 03:14:57 UTC

Special announcement
https://media.spinster.xyz/b280def87b79fd6f00546e5ae0f2b1f9429ddaa986dc685490e7ca41cd641391.mp4

2024-12-07 00:30:11 UTC

I accidentally said y'affle instead of waffle

2024-12-06 13:34:33 UTC

Is this a real photo? When did they unfreeze a caveman?
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2024-11-28 17:03:45 UTC

HAPPY THANKSGIVING SPINSTER even if you don't celebrate
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2024-11-26 15:16:11 UTC

I told boat guy not to try to pour motor oil into another bottle in the house (ON MY WORK DESK) and he got all pouty

2024-11-23 21:51:03 UTC

He needs the butterfly
https://media.spinster.xyz/31a7e4918c0597374152096c7ad5daaca37577da504495c77a46b28cc15759fa.mp4

2024-11-22 15:14:27 UTC

Great he's off work until December 3rd so he's going to be in here bothering me while I work

2024-11-22 01:11:38 UTC

It took months but we've finally gained this stray cat's trust
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2024-11-20 15:24:47 UTC

For some reason I was thrown off by the grocery bagger saying "Have a blessed one" and I just replied "You."

2024-11-20 02:35:01 UTC

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2024-11-19 16:44:30 UTC

Well I'm not getting any of my deposit back. $400 to paint walls though? Seems excessive
But they didn't mention anything about the carpet I tore out or the railing behind the door that I removed :blobpeek:
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2024-11-19 02:30:31 UTC

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2024-11-17 02:42:54 UTC

Every restaurant should have a cat at the exit that you can pet

2024-11-15 17:43:22 UTC

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@nprofile…x7r2 Not yet and I think the deposit was only $500 so I wonder if I'll get any back at all :blobnervous:

2024-11-15 17:25:19 UTC

Uh oh my previous landlord is asking if I painted the walls blue (I did)
Should I be worried about this

2024-11-14 23:54:31 UTC

He gets drunk and starts talking about going on vacation to San Diego

2024-11-13 17:21:17 UTC

do you think he's cold
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2024-11-09 23:43:08 UTC

I was trying to come up with a Thanksgiving dinner menu with boat guy and his suggestions were:
Stuffing
Sausage
NO potatoes
NO green beans
Chick-fil-a nuggets
Mac and cheese
Chicken parmesan
Pad thai

2024-11-04 22:14:27 UTC

There's an apparently mentally ill woman across the street that just stands outside and rants loudly for hours (I can't really make out what she's saying, yesterday she was practicing baseball swings?)

2024-10-27 00:46:22 UTC

DOOM SHAPE
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2024-10-26 01:22:12 UTC

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also there were other normal sized spaces to park in

2024-10-26 01:21:30 UTC

It only took one ber for him to decide he should park in the tiny space
https://media.spinster.xyz/30929f429f33b2f79e1251157ba72b6938b4437989129ed1ae98fd51cf34bf0b.jpg

2024-10-25 21:02:08 UTC

Oh boy the church ladies are comparing Kamala Harris to the whore of Babylon

2024-10-22 17:38:42 UTC

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It's only been a week since I've moved in so I'm still adjusting to not living on my own after like 13 years. The cats are doing fine though. But now I have him plus the cats to bother me while I try to work :grr:

2024-10-22 16:59:54 UTC

Well I'm trying to work and he's in here just eating cheez-its
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2024-09-25 22:25:39 UTC

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2024-09-25 21:54:41 UTC

Good lord the Boy Scouts are asking $20 for 6oz of popcorn :psyduck:

2024-09-20 17:32:01 UTC

I just sold a motorcycle ramp to a guy in a loud Dodge Charger with a sticker on his back window that said "Tax this dick"
I hope everyone is having a great Friday

2024-09-18 22:07:28 UTC

What kind of bicycles did they use to have?
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2024-09-18 12:06:32 UTC

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2024-09-15 16:00:07 UTC

I'm tired and hungry and don't want to be at church

2024-09-15 03:25:54 UTC

On Monday, I took the stray in to get neutered. Really it doesn't look like they took much though :blob_cat_giggle:
https://media.spinster.xyz/3563c5231c8d1fcaad5c8cd56a2edebd534cc28e3f974af01e18e6e07275db94.jpg
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2024-09-12 16:14:35 UTC

Boat guy came over just to eat lunch next to me while I work
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2024-09-11 22:39:47 UTC

I think the grackles have been partying too hard
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2024-09-11 14:09:07 UTC

What's this about immmigrants eating dogs and cats now? :blobnervous:

2024-09-10 20:13:28 UTC

Saying you're a genderless they/them? That's fine. But a human dog? Now that's just silly
https://media.spinster.xyz/556e5e88d080726758e0fb8e2aa5dd26071298dd107851c4c96d62979ffed0a9.jpg

2024-09-07 13:42:55 UTC

Boat guy: *struggling to move a 100 lb package*
Me: Just give me a minute and I'll help!!
BG: *proceeds to do it by himself anyway*
🙄

2024-09-07 12:45:43 UTC

Snake on a lake
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2024-09-04 20:38:31 UTC

The newest hire spelled my name wrong
FIRED

2024-08-30 22:00:24 UTC

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@npub18ht…rk0m She was going to knit an escape tunnel from the nursing home

2024-08-30 21:06:02 UTC

A woman in a nursing home wanted to buy the bag of knitting supplies I had, so I went there to drop it off but the nurses said she wasn't allowed to have it! I guess it makes sense, those needles seem pretty dangerous. I don't want to be the cause of a nursing home shanking :blobnervous:

2023-06-15 12:55:37 UTC

Whoa!
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