TheJen will not comply

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Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks.

Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Refurbishing old sewing machines and sometimes putting art on them. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. I do stuff. Yes that plant is mine.

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Clan Bruce

She/her. Always they/them

Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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2026-10-28 19:52:21 UTC

Extremely disappointed in Kamala Harris' "we just need to move past" Trump's LITTANY OF DAILY CRIMES so we can "get stuff done".
NO THANK YOU, MS. FORMER FUCKING PROSECUTOR.
Did Pelosi stick her hand up your ass and is operating your mouth?
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.

2026-10-28 06:01:22 UTC

Seems to me we need to make the USA an extremely unsafe place for fascist wannabe autocrats to land softly after being run out of their own countries.
Of course, we gladly brought a bunch of literal fucking nazis over for funsies and let them play in our space program/ develop world killing weapons and what have you...

2026-10-21 04:00:39 UTC

Waving to people who only exist in his mind.
Seriously. WTF.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/476/900/063/825/596/original/aecff81d63cb3ed6.mp4

2026-10-14 23:40:30 UTC

Idk what's going on with my hands. They hurt pretty much all the time, but there are no other symptoms of arthritis like swollen joints, redness, or heat. Grip strength hasn't changed and I generally don't have any new pain in the rest of my joints. Sigh. I work with my hands. I don't know what I'll do if I lose them.

2026-10-14 01:59:57 UTC

See this shit pisses me off. First glance...hey that looks cool. Then you really start looking at it:
None of the stitches make sense.
There is no actual pattern or logical chart that this could be made from.
This looks like an 8 bit video game character + Bayeaux Tapestry + Random cave drawing mashup.
Obnoxious.
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2026-10-11 19:56:53 UTC

Enormous spider in the shower with me just now. Normally we relocate them outside, but this one was sent to a watery grave.
There was much yelling. On both our parts, probably.
Sorry, spider.

2026-10-11 17:57:30 UTC

Quick reminder that Ukraine shouldn't be expected to stop DEFENDING ITSELF AGAINST A BLATANT AND UNPROVOKED INVASION BY A FOREIGN POWER.

2026-10-10 21:18:52 UTC

I should really just avoid the news as much as I can until the midterms. I am not doing well, fam.

2026-09-26 17:51:10 UTC

I think Space Karen is about to get Streisaned.

2026-09-23 23:39:52 UTC

This is my house when it was prepared for sale 10 years ago. Every surface of that place was repaired, remodeled, re-imagined by my husband and I. I did the tile work, the painting, the drywall, and most of the flooring. There was so much love put into it. I wanted to live there forever.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1803-Pompton-Dr-Austin-TX-78757/29422391_zpid/

2026-09-22 14:32:10 UTC

Yanow, I would love to see some type of mastodon marketplace around here, but then you'd get the inevitable screaming from the dipshits who don't understand that commerce does not equal capitalism and frankly, it's just not worth the aggravation.

2026-09-20 15:02:36 UTC

OMG y'all. So there's a big rig truck/trailer business on one of the major corners just outside of the nearest town which had a trailer out there on the corner of their property with a huge "Trump 2024" which had clearly been updated from "Trump 2020" as well as "Trump 2016" painted on the side.
THAT FUCKER IS GONE.
HAAAA
Guess Mr. Hard-core Trumper guy has connected the fucking dots to why his margins are absolute shit and it ain't Biden's fault.

2026-09-12 22:29:48 UTC

This old gal is a Singer model 66 made in Elizabethtown, NJ in 1924 per ismacs. 102 years old and still moves. She's dirty, but most of her decals are still intact. I am going to have to be super careful when cleaning her so I can preserve these. No alcohol as that will also dissolve the japanning. Ok then. Motor and light are now removed so let's get into the guts. :)
#VintageSewing
#Sewing
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2026-08-30 21:37:37 UTC

Fuck it. I am going to get this weight off me, chop off my hair, and get cute again. I got frumpy and that's no good.

2026-08-29 15:53:20 UTC

Fucking mosquito bit me through my pants AND through the repellent that I applied generously all over. I'm just going to have to wait until it freezes to work outside. Which isn't great for gardening purposes...

2026-08-28 12:05:59 UTC

The picaridin insect repellent I ordered has arrived. Doing a spot test now to check for allergic reaction. If all clear, I may be able to actually go outside without losing big chunks of my meat sack.
I'm a walking feast.

2026-08-15 21:58:14 UTC

I obviously have a lot of cleanup to do once this all dries, but the red striping is done on the bed now. :)
Kenmore 1301. Hand painting continues.
#VintageSewing
#Sewing
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2026-08-15 18:35:22 UTC

Making progress on the Kenmore 1301 in enamel paint. Getting more a hang of this paint now. Finally. Also, nothing was thrown across the room. Haha.
#VintageSewing
#Sewing
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2026-08-14 22:41:59 UTC

The next time some fuckstick CEO gets whacked, the shooter should just claim the bullet "escaped containment" and was totally not their fault.

2026-08-12 02:08:20 UTC

I am definitely getting better at the spray clear coats on my machines. This is the black 1926 Singer 128 hand painted with the progressive pride flag. No drips, no orange peel. Yay!
This one is ready to be put back together. :)
#VintageSewing
#Sewing
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2026-08-06 17:06:51 UTC

Dumbfucks out here saying "you can't live without AI".
Motherfuckers, I'm older than the personal computer. I'm a lot older than the Internet. I don't need a sparkly chatbot to tell me lies.
It's not sentient. It barely functions as a set of instructions to accomplish any task.
My speak & spell did better work than this bullshit.
Yes, I do function every day without the use of this crap and will continue to do so.
I don't need it and neither do you.

2026-08-03 10:05:39 UTC

I lose track of time when I'm painting my machines. Didn't sleep. It's obviously still in progress, but I dig it.
This is a 1970's vintage Montgomery Wards machine. Heavy sunuvabitch.
#VintageSewing
#Sewing
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2026-07-31 11:47:58 UTC

Ok. She's mostly put back together. Gotta wait for the rest of the painted pieces to dry so I can get the rewiring done, tune her up, and run her in. Then I need to clean up and repaint the case it goes in.
This is a lot of work, y'all.
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2026-07-24 21:38:24 UTC

Got some cleanup and more touch up to do, but I am super tired now. Need to stop for today.
Edit: This is 100% painted freehand.
1926 Singer 128 Pride machine. Once all the painting is done, I'll put her all back together and get her purring like a kitten. All my machines will be in full working order because I don't see the point otherwise. :)
#VintageSewing
#Sewing
#SingerSewing
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2026-07-23 15:16:52 UTC

Got a good start on the pride 1926 Singer 128. :)
Orange is being a butt today, but whatever. The rainbow will be pulled up and around the upper body of the machine. She'll tell me what she wants. :)
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2026-07-23 00:24:44 UTC

It drives me up a wall when folks treat Asimov's three laws of robotics as fact.
IT'S FICTION, FOLKS. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN FICTION.

2026-07-22 22:14:34 UTC

Yep. Definitely sick. Idk with what. Fever, achy, goop, fatigue. Just woke up again. Hubs is making me some green tea.

2026-07-21 08:19:02 UTC

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@nprofile…hsl0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fels-Naptha?wprov=sfla1

2026-07-21 08:06:38 UTC

Goddammit. Fels naptha soap was bought by some company in Indiana, they have changed the formula and it SUCKS now. Why can't these assholes just leave well enough alone?

2026-07-19 14:10:41 UTC

Well, here's my Mcgyvered vegetable irradiation chamber. Metal bread box with a hinged lid, open. Inside the lid is the aquarium UVC light with the suction cup holder taped down with aluminum tape. The rest of the inside lid is also mostly covered with aluminum tape. Inside the sides of the bottom of the box is window reflecting film, which, had I to do it over, I would have just used aluminum tape as it's easier to work with. On the bottom is simply a piece of aluminum foil squished into the space.
The idea is: UVC will only sanitize where the light can go, so bounce it around a lot inside the box. UVC isn't safe for eyeballs of any sort, therefore, put it inside an opaque, enclosed container. Even a cardboard box would work fine. These lights do not generate heat. Put veggies inside and let them marinate for about 15 minutes or so. I plan to turn them over about halfway through that time just so they get an even tan. :)
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/947/041/632/992/203/original/eb57bfba246fec3b.jpg

2026-07-19 08:46:07 UTC

Ok. I am a wee bit impressed with myself right now. :)
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/945/765/413/285/952/original/fb1192b9d6380043.jpg

2026-07-09 18:51:56 UTC

It FINALLY quit raining so I was able to get the color coat on the 1926 Singer 128. I'll let this cure for about a week, evaluate the finish, sand if necessary, and recoat. THEN I'll get busy hand painting the new design. :)
#Sewing
#VintageSewing
#SingerSewing
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2026-07-07 21:39:27 UTC

Why is the Governor of Kentucky so quiet? Shouldn't he be investigating? I mean...WTF.

2026-07-05 22:19:19 UTC

UM.
So....
Yeah.
TITS UP.
His CCP handler has escaped.
https://www.aol.com/entertainment/mitch-mcconnells-wife-disappears-china-004200287.html

2026-07-03 20:28:16 UTC

Ok. Here is the 1926 Singer 128 prepped and ready for primer. Sanded down from 100 grit to 3000. Smooth as a baby's butt, but plenty of tooth for the primer coat. :)
#Sewing
#VintageSewing
#SingerSewing
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2026-07-03 00:08:05 UTC

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@nprofile…nekg
I KNOW RIGHT? I'm in the process of refurbishing several right now all in various stages of the process. Singers, Kenmores, this Monty, and picked up another Kenny on Sunday. I find them for $20 or less usually, many with their cabinets. Plan is to get them in good working condition and resell them for reasonable prices in a booth at an artisan / antique mall nearby in Rochester NY.
Everyone deserves to have a nice machine that works and isn't $1,000 like the somewhat decent computerized machines are.
I really hate those, BTW. Haha.
:)

2026-07-02 21:25:28 UTC

New on the workbench:
Montgomery Wards from probably the late 60's. There isn't a whole lot of information about these out there, but never fear, I will dig it up eventually.
As usual, she's over oiled and dirty. HEAVY. All metal construction. Fantastic burnt orange on the control plate which I will incorporate into a painted design. These machines aren't particularly valuable, but I'll make her purr. :)
#Sewing
#VintageSewing
#OMGMonkeyWards
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2026-06-29 23:10:03 UTC

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@nprofile…kpzx
Good to see you back around here Steffani. Hope you're well. :)

2026-06-16 04:05:05 UTC

Well THAT'S BETTER.
WD-40 FTW.
Scrubbed inside and out. Brass brushes for any rust. Giant Q tips, pipe cleaners, the works. Before I put her back together though, I got work to do on all the innards and this gal will get a seal coat of clear shellac.
This is the Singer 128. :)
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2026-06-08 13:34:12 UTC

This whole tacky white house cage match bullshit has really got me down. Absolutely emblematic of how utterly low and trashy we have sunk. A family of crackheads have moved into the Capitol. It would only be made more tacky if the pregame were tractor pulls on Pennsylvania Avenue and monster truck rallies held in the former rose garden.
This is all just low rent, trailer trash, lowest common denominator horse shit.
And don't fucking come at me. I'm a redneck from west Texas who grew up in a trailer and have been dragged to more tractor pulls and monster truck rallies than I can count.

2026-05-25 18:24:04 UTC

So I have spent the last, I dunno, 30 hours or so of internet time digging through sewing patterns on Etsy to see how much ai slop is there.
It's A LOT.
So here's some tips to help you sort out who the real designers who deserve your eyeballs actually are:
Probably AI:
•If the pattern is under $5 for a garment. I generally won't even look if they're under $10.
•If the seller has HUNDREDS of patterns available. Or really anything over 100, depending on the length of time they have been at it.
•If the pattern or shop reviews have a consistent message of poor design, bad or missing instructions, or garments that do not resemble the photos or drawings.
•The more obvious signs of AI like fucked up hands or eyes, or images that are way too pretty and don't look like real people.
•Poor sizing/ badly graded/ non-inclusive sizing.
•Shop or "designer" does not exist outside of the etsy platform.
•Really, if anything feels "OFF" about it. When in doubt, move on.
We're gonna have to vet these things carefully now and spend our money on real people doing real things. Pattern drafting is hard work. Don't reward the cheaters.

2026-05-15 19:52:49 UTC

Perhaps folks misunderstand my stance on "AI" as it now exists. I have absolutely no problem whatsoever with big data or using extremely large data sets to do specific types of work. This is, after all, how weather forecasting is done. It's how genomes are decoded. It's how a lot of scientific research is organized.
What I have a problem with is these absolute knobs at FAANG, Palantir, etc. Stealing data from public resources, scrambling it until it's absolutely FUBAR, then trying to sell their vomit back to us as "innovation".
Fuck ALL the way off.

2026-05-08 15:58:37 UTC

Folks are gonna need to stop with the "grandma on the computer" to mean uneducated users tropes soon.
I was writing and debugging code to a cassette tape drive before a lot of folks who say this nonsense were even born. I have built my own computers from the case up. My first computer class in college was COBOL. I hard coded websites before there were any tools to do it with.
I'm 52.
What I find is that most of the yunguns have no fucking idea how they work and couldn't find a command line if their life depended on it.
So, yanow, maybe stop.

2026-04-28 14:22:47 UTC

I don't even want to know what kind of dumb shit the orange fuckstick is blathering at king chuck.

2026-04-28 04:00:28 UTC

I get really irritated with "AI researchers" who somehow think their bullshit is deep when they're burning fuck knows how many megajoules of power and tanks of water to tell a machine to draw a penguin on a bicycle.
GTFO. Go do something that actually progresses humanity like making printers actually work properly.

2026-04-24 18:35:03 UTC

Fire season in NM has begun. Already got 2 alerts from Watch Duty today.

2026-04-15 12:51:47 UTC

Saw a post (can't find it now) which stated that religion gives people "moral bearings".
No love, it SUBSTITUTES moral bearings.
If you're a shit person, you will be a shit person with or without it.

2026-04-13 14:38:08 UTC

Boy howdy do I have a laundry hack for my fellow thrifters and upcyclers:
Removing old perfumed laundry detergent that gives me migraines used to take FOREVER.
In desperation today after washing a few shirts at least 3 times using baking soda, vinegar, and borax (not together) soaking each time, I threw about a cup of 90% isopropyl alcohol in a plain water wash and let it soak for about 2 hours. After it rinsed and spun out, the smell was nearly GONE.
WUT... HOLY CRAP.
STOKED

2026-04-03 22:29:46 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0 HAWT

2026-04-02 19:56:45 UTC

Ok. That's enough for today. My head hurts again.

2026-04-02 18:14:45 UTC

Any trump org is a revolving door of the worst people on the planet. Bondi getting sacked is simply the pattern. She wasn't fired for being a bad AG, she was fired because she couldn't make epstein go away.
I thought everyone knew this. There's way too much pearl clutching going on over it.

2026-03-31 14:39:39 UTC

So sanctions on Russia are lifted.
Axis of evil.

2026-03-20 03:50:03 UTC

Once. Just once I wish one of these prime ministers or presidents or kings or whatever would look that asshole square in the face and tell him he's the biggest idiot they have ever met.
Just ONCE.

2026-03-18 11:31:50 UTC

Ohh I cannot wait to put my sewing room together. I'll get the rocketeer repaired and El Tanque fixed up, I will probably also go ahead and set up the Berninas too although they tend to annoy me. The Singer Rocketeer is the machine I learned on. It will be my main. We cleaned it and fixed what we could, but I am out of my depth on the decorative stitch disk mechanism. It's messed up. Found a repair place that works on these old machines so I'm super stoked.
The hubs told me to take the big bedroom for my sewing room and we'll put our bed in the smallest bedroom. All we do is sleep in there anyway. ;)

2026-03-04 00:22:23 UTC

This is like, SO EXCITING for me. 40 sets of binder dividers so I can overthink my needlework journals to my heart's content. Cardstock paper, no plastic.
SQUUUUEEEEE
#ActuallyAutistic
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2026-03-02 04:57:54 UTC

So they...killed all the people they were going to install as puppets.
I um. Yeah ok wow.

2026-02-24 04:44:46 UTC

Y'ALL, I FOUND THE BEST YARN SITE.
DENMARK. FABULOUS PRICES ON REALLY GREAT YARN.
https://rito.com/
DROPS / Garnstudio
Viking Garn
Other Nordic manufacturers as well.
SWEET
#Knit
#knitting
#Crochet
#Weaving
#Sewing
#Craft

2026-02-12 18:03:17 UTC

The boy last night:
"So what are y'all doing for valentine's day"?
Me:
"Nothing. We celebrate clearance candy day on February 15 instead."

2026-01-25 18:08:49 UTC

Heavier snow now. Still about 9°F. We maybe have 2" down so far.
Literally no one is freaking out here. It's so refreshing.
#SNOMG

2026-01-24 23:11:12 UTC

I am old enough to remember some of my German family members visiting my Grandmother in the 70's.
When I asked what the tattooed numbers on their arms were, as I had never seen and older woman with tattoos before, I was shushed and redirected.
I learned later what it was.
This shit is still close and within living memory.
That you choose to forget and allow it to happen again is on you.

2026-01-21 20:50:25 UTC

I cannot find an answer, so I'm hoping someone here in #garden #gardening might know:
How far away from black walnut trees is it ok to plant other trees so they won't be affected by the thujone?
Dripline? Farther?
@nprofile…7khv

2026-01-21 02:28:20 UTC

Brother in Kyiv is struggling like everyone else. Arctic cold, no power, no heat, plumbing is frozen solid. No water for bathing or cleaning. Everyone there is simply trying to survive.
I am super worried about him.
Tell me again that Russia isn't a terrorist state. Go ahead.

2026-01-13 18:55:18 UTC

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@nprofile…d6ag The little rufous ones are VICIOUS.

2026-01-03 16:07:09 UTC

Hey Canada and/or Mexico: If you wanted to invade and win hearts and minds, now would be the time. We would probably just give him to you. For free.

2025-12-19 03:15:27 UTC

Got a little cheap set of felting needles. I have decided to start felting my yarn joins when using non superwash wool. I generally do the magic knot, but want to use the Russian join instead. I can never get the strands to felt just rubbing them together. So imma poke them a lot of times with a rough needle. :)

2025-12-13 20:25:04 UTC

I do not want Hillary Clinton as the nominee. I do not. I don't trust her. At all.

2025-12-13 00:28:16 UTC

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@nprofile…czr6 @nprofile…z6hn I am from the American southwest. I own actual cowboy hats that I wore when riding actual horses. In rodeos, even. These people are CLOWNS.

2025-12-12 23:41:05 UTC

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@nprofile…z6hn The fuck they get that? Party city?

2025-12-05 18:56:23 UTC

Fifa giving shitheel a peace prize is like Stalin congratulating mussolini on his human rights record.

2025-11-13 00:27:29 UTC

So say they release the epstein files...what happens?
I honestly don't expect ANYTHING to happen. What, they're gonna impeach him for the 3rd time with no additional consequences?
Are we depending on some level of decorum, or even common decency from the GOP to finally convict?
I mean, his base knows he diddles little girls. They know he's a fraud. They know he's a thief. They know all these things.
I mean what, are we expecting them to all suddenly grow morals?
Please.

2025-10-27 23:28:26 UTC

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@nprofile…e4ry I have seen it. West texas prairie during a particularly nasty dust storm (haboob). A tornadic thunderstorm was on its heels. Plenty of static electricity about. It bounced around the living room of the trailer we lived in at the time. Blue. About 5" in diameter. Wildest thing I have ever seen.

2025-10-18 05:16:35 UTC

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@nprofile…7ppx I moved 2000 miles from the border with Mexico to as close to Canada as possible. It's cooler here. There's water.

2025-10-17 18:31:27 UTC

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@nprofile…amvw @nprofile…nrj9 Why punish the Duchess though? She wasn't the one diddling little girls...

2025-10-08 17:01:04 UTC

Surveyors are out today, the septic tank is being pumped out, the petrol leak in the basement is stopped and what's there is absorbed in cat litter to be scooped away and disposed of properly, I slept the best I have in approximately a decade or more...

2025-08-28 18:41:25 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK IS A "MITOCHONDRIAL CHALLENGE"?
IS HE GIVING MITOCHONDRIA QUIZZES THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY ANSWER BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A MOUTH?
DOES HE HAVE MICROSCOPES FOR EYES?
CAN HE DO TISSUE SAMPLING BY SNIFFING THE AIR?
DOES HE THINK MITOCHONDRIA HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH INFLAMMATION ? (they don't)
DUDE IS FUCKING INSANE.
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2025-06-13 21:03:39 UTC

Israel and Iran lob bombs at each other.
Anyway...

2025-06-09 12:29:00 UTC

Didn't sleep. Watched M.A.S.H. all night remembering simpler times. They were simpler because I was a child, not because things were simple.
I can be nostalgic if I want to. Life is hard.

2025-06-05 16:20:40 UTC

Hitler and Röhm also had a great relationship until Hitler murdered Röhm during the Night of the Long Knives, but I'm sure there is no applicable analog we can point to today...
Wait.

2025-06-01 19:12:18 UTC

Sent by my brother in Kyiv.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/609/693/398/364/112/original/035a83a4728f331a.jpg

2025-05-30 21:41:36 UTC

Regular dude does a petty crime while on drugs: Locked up for life.
Musk wrecks the entire government committing heinous crimes and sins while on drugs: Fucks off to wherever to keep being a rich white guy with no consequences.
"American justice"

2025-05-30 15:12:03 UTC

Update on the crochet nightgown yoke being made from a 100 year old + pattern.
#30 crochet thread, 1.25mm hook.
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2025-05-30 14:55:49 UTC

Ok I missed the taco thing. What's this about then?

2025-05-18 20:29:40 UTC

OMG YOU GUYS:
ANTIQUE, OUT OF PRINT CROCHET PATTERN BOOK LIBRARY.
DOWNLOADABLE.
https://www.antiquepatternlibrary.org/html/warm/irishcro.htm
There is a lot more in here. Hit the catalog button at the top of the page for the whole thing by category. Holy cow.

2025-05-04 10:02:06 UTC

The second hair snood is going much better. It helps if you read the pattern properly. :)
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/448/985/205/351/813/original/57732b8764248d61.jpg

2025-04-11 15:11:41 UTC

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@nprofile…kkxq They'll come for the guns, too. Eventually.

2025-04-09 20:15:03 UTC

Yeah, if you don't think this tariff bullshit is nothing but bald faced market manipulation and insider trading, I got about a dozen bridges to sell you.

2025-04-09 18:23:11 UTC

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@nprofile…r0kn @nprofile…rtju Once our money isn't good anymore, they start taking land to settle the debt if it goes long or far enough.
You want Chinese soldiers on American soil? This is how you get Chinese soldiers on American soil.

2025-04-07 13:36:09 UTC

New kink: Watching the market ouroborous and the old white man tears as a result.

2025-04-04 01:51:42 UTC

The worst part about this stock market crash is that there are no capitalists hurling themselves out of windows.

2025-04-02 14:23:02 UTC

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@nprofile…qvg2 @nprofile…r0kn I thought that's what we're doing now...

2025-04-02 14:15:18 UTC

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@nprofile…r0kn We do, however, have an extensive set of patches. It really needs an entire rewrite, but someone lost the punch cards, we're down to one vacuum tube on the univac, and it hasn't been backed up for 250 years.

2025-03-31 18:38:09 UTC

3rd term? Pretty sure you're not gonna survive this one, buddy.

2025-03-31 15:58:53 UTC

Dear Merrick Garland: The French just did what you didn't have the balls to do.
Your name is forever stained by your cowardice and complicity.
Burn in hell, motherfucker.

2025-03-27 01:43:12 UTC

My genz kid can't figure out how to physically move a program from one device to another.
"Digital natives" my ass.

2025-03-24 22:05:42 UTC

If you're worried about your credit score, game that shit too. Student loan debt reported? Contest it. They have to go back and prove the debt is yours. As it gets sold, resold, etc, the documentation gets lost, misplaced, names spelled wrong, Yada Yada.
You keep these credit reporting companies spinning to prove it. This keeps it off your report for other purposes. I have done this FOR YEARS.
They can't prove I owe it anymore. For all intents and purposes, I never had student loans. Nobody can find the documentation anymore.
Game the system, my loves. They fuck you, fuck them back.

2025-03-24 21:50:55 UTC

Did I ever spit in a vial and voluntarily hand it over to some VC funded stuffed suit?
LOL NO. I KNEW BETTER.

2025-03-24 21:23:59 UTC

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@nprofile…uem4 Bingo.

2025-03-24 21:10:51 UTC

Also: Stop paying your student loans. Seriously. They fired everyone responsible for collecting it.
The fewer dollars these shitheels have in the coffers, the less they can steal.
The next bill you get send it back with a drawing of a spider.

2025-03-24 10:18:07 UTC

I know this sounds weird given *gestures widely* and my headspace the last few days, but I really feel in the depths of my soul that everything is going to be OK. I really do.
I feel this chapter is the catalyst for the real American revolution. Not the hostile corporate takeover 250 years ago, a real one.
Yanow, the whole omelet and broken eggs thing.
It's being torn down now. Wrecking ball.
We get rid of these fucksticks. All of them. Dems too. And start the fuck over.
Tabula rasa.

2025-03-23 10:40:56 UTC

Up early to do some cooking, but now I don't wanna.