I 🧡 GHOST PUSSY 🎃

Woodshop "Danger" Handman

Traditional Canadian Woodworker:

🔗 bridged from WoodshopHandman@poa.st (fediverse)

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2026-10-29 21:51:30 UTC

When she comes home sweaty from the gym and sits on your face and rips the nastiest wet fart imaginable
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2026-10-29 20:07:58 UTC

Liking white women is the most nigger-coded fetish on the planet and no White man would ever like white girls unless he was completely negrized.

2026-10-29 00:30:24 UTC

"Ever since I was a young boy, I've been interested in blondes but I have mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think" 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥

2026-10-29 00:02:56 UTC

Liking older women is the most nigger-coded fetish on the planet and no White man would ever like older girls unless he was completely negrized.

2026-10-28 19:06:30 UTC

As a new bit I should start asking niggas the breakfast question in completely irrelevant conversations that have nothing to even do with hypotheticals

2026-10-28 15:00:43 UTC

I HAVE A BUDDING THEORY THAT WOMEN DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE GETTING RAPED
THEY JUST LIKE BEING WANTED SO BADLY THAT SOMEONE WILL DO ANYTHING TO HAVE THEM
EVEN BREAK THE LAW AND RAPE THEM
OR CHEAT ON THEIR GF/WIFE
I'VE HAD GIRLS TRY TO GET ME TO DISREGARD MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS FOR SEX
SAME THING
IT'S ABOUT EMOTION AND VALIDATION
IF SOMEONE WANTS YOU THAT BADLY, YOU MUST BE PRETTY HOT STUFF, AND YOU DON'T NEED TO CHANGE OR TRY TO IMPROVE YOURSELF AT ALL!
THE ACTUAL SEX PART OF RAPE IS JUST WHATEVER
SEX NEEDS A STORY TO BE ENJOYABLE
AND PART OF THE TRAUMA EXPERIENCE IS DELUDING YOURSELF INTO A STORY THAT MAKES THE TRAUMA MORE PALATABLE, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET A GRIP AND MOVE ON
COUPLE THAT WITH ALL THE PORN ONLINE AND ALL THE SMUT FICTION WOMEN READ, AND THEY MIGHT EVEN BE PRE-EMPTIVELY DELUDING THEMSELVES
THEY ARE ROMANTICIZING RAPE IN A PERFORMATIVE WAY, NOT SEEING THE ACT ITSELF FOR WHAT IT IS
SO YOU CAN RAPE WOMEN ALL YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU SHOW DESIRE AND PASSION OR WHATEVER THE FUCK

2026-10-25 15:17:52 UTC

GRAPH
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2026-10-24 12:58:13 UTC

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2026-10-24 00:20:59 UTC

Lowkey I bet it would fucking ROCK to date a mute girl

2026-10-21 23:14:32 UTC

The only Bioware game I ever played was the Sonic RPG lmao maybe they should have tried making good games instead of slop

2026-10-21 02:36:37 UTC

Fantasy setting where elves have the aesthetic of native american babes with tanlines and white wood-ash markings on their skin

2026-10-20 21:17:38 UTC

I paid a witch on Etsy fifteen USD to curse Racist_Columbo and inflict great misfortune upon his household for disliking my awesome hilarious post

2026-10-20 21:13:19 UTC

You will continue to suffer until you break the cycle

2026-10-20 21:08:16 UTC

In the hit Dreamcast game "Sonic Adventure", the theme of Amy Rose has the vocalist sing about how she shaved her pussy in attempt to win the affections of Sonic the Hedgehog

2026-10-20 17:57:14 UTC

Guy who uses beer to make tomato soup instead of water or milk

2026-10-14 00:01:36 UTC

Any ghosts?

2026-10-13 22:35:13 UTC

You guys are missing out on the chance to do fun complimentary October/Halloween bits like "I 💚 ZOMBIE PUSSY", "I 🖤 VAMPIRE PUSSY", "I 🤎 WEREWOLF PUSSY", or even "I 💙 CREATURE FROM THE DEEP PUSSY"

2026-10-13 21:50:29 UTC

AI voiceover voice: This guy fucking loves ghost pussy

2026-10-13 21:37:51 UTC

I'm an expert at having sex with ghost pussy. A ghost pussy "sexpert", if you will.

2026-10-13 17:42:38 UTC

>One of the niggas that most vehemently defended loli porn in that Shadowman hellthread a while back moved to DRC when Poast went down
N O T
S U R P R I S E D
https://i.poastcdn.org/b6/ff/1a/b6ff1a9e57f5f5f594038c843d9885f808671d5d557fba503e3cc50c3f3c8830.mp4

2026-10-13 15:43:03 UTC

Getting hired by a jewish girl to work as a sexual shabbo's goy to get her off on shabbat since she can't use her usual kosher femjuice-encrusted vibrator

2026-10-13 14:31:00 UTC

>GTA6 LEAKS
OH NO NO NO... :angry_laugh:
https://i.poastcdn.org/c6/41/52/c64152124c61e09ac5e31b1293fc1f30c1cdf2e61dc509bdcf7f0635e1b6b8d3.mp4

2026-10-13 12:39:07 UTC

FORSOOTH, MY KING! LET US PRAY THAT OUR QUEST MIGHT TAKE US THROUGH LESS PERILOUS TERRAIN, SUCH AS THAT OF THE MISTY MIRE, AND THAT WE MIGHT AVOID TRAVEL THROUGH TRECHEROUS LANDS, LIKE THOSE NEAR... LOOT LAKE...

2026-10-12 13:06:29 UTC

Is we getting ghost pussy

2026-10-10 23:45:10 UTC

"Why do you win world wars? We don't do that in Germany"

2026-10-10 17:15:36 UTC

GUYS... https://www.swirlr.com/

2026-10-09 21:15:28 UTC

"What do you mean I can't jerk off and cum in the public pool? They're called 'swimmy jimmies' and pools are for swimming"

2026-10-09 21:11:10 UTC

>tfw naive clueless retard parents let the evil jew kike (((doctors))) circumcise me at birth so I'm forever deprived of having a pretty girl lovingly chew on my chunky cheesy smegma curds while smiling and giggling and happily teasing me and telling me how bad it tastes

2026-10-09 20:31:19 UTC

Malfoid's stinky sweaty malfeet

2026-10-09 18:18:37 UTC

Oh yeah the OOT remake got shown off while Poast was down so we didn't get a chance to talk about how DOGSHIT it looks
https://i.poastcdn.org/ce/e4/48/cee448674bb0e8bc62cd30e63d1dadebf0ec76e69034684113e39040820c6b4a.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/86/e9/bf/86e9bf341cf3d9fc1e6b3297d72d6458ada996af70c347537d1ed115d425e82d.jpg
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2026-10-08 15:36:53 UTC

I'm the only one that truly understands why Randy Stair did it. Ember probably has CRAZY ghost pussy.

2026-10-08 05:29:50 UTC

BABY I'M PREYIN' ON YOU TONIGHT
I CAN SMELL YOUR SCENT FOR MILES
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2026-10-07 13:14:44 UTC

Gay conversion therapy except for niggas that are only interested in fucked-up women

2026-10-07 05:44:41 UTC

Damn this shitty $14 metal teapot I got on a whim from shartmart makes my tea taste like metal and shit

2026-10-07 04:21:58 UTC

Dropping a fat poop then drinking sleepytime tea and knocking out. And you?

2026-10-06 23:52:32 UTC

Grok make a thread about a tech issue and then have dozens of other people reply saying they have the same issue but never ever ever have someone provide any solution

2026-10-06 22:48:33 UTC

Gotta figure out a good way to combine the words "goyim" and "autism"

2026-10-06 15:31:10 UTC

Wish I was like that guy that got his dick sucked by bigfoot except I wish it was spooky scary ghoulish ghost pussy instead

2026-10-05 21:32:28 UTC

My "Don't Haunt Me, I'll Cum" shirt finally arrived in the mail

2026-10-05 21:22:34 UTC

Wish I had some ghost pussy to do the sexy lovey dovey fuck sex with right now (rn)

2026-10-05 21:18:32 UTC

If a girl sneaks up behind me and tries to scare me, yelling "BOoOoO!", I'd think she was trying to get me to make sloppy feral love to her. I love ghost pussy.

2026-10-04 19:51:43 UTC

>Mixed-race nigga at work talking loudly on his airpods the entire shift arguing on call with his ho about whether or not he body shamed her 12 year old daughter for wearing booty shorts and a crop top out in public
https://i.poastcdn.org/cb/3d/97/cb3d97192a2ae94037ab90aae0bbefebb451da79ea9b683c4583580cd29329a8.mp4

2026-10-01 16:15:35 UTC

LMFAO
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2026-10-01 13:30:53 UTC

Stretching out my balls before work HH

2026-10-01 13:07:18 UTC

"I didn't get the number of that cute girl who was laughing at my jokes and potentially flirting with me or ask her out or anything because she was working so it would have been weird and rude"

2026-09-25 22:23:10 UTC

THE THING ABOUT ART IS THAT IT IS A "HUMANITY"
IT APPEALS TO YOUR HUMANITY
THEREFORE, IT CANNOT FUNDAMENTALLY BE CREATED BY ANYTHING NOT HUMAN OR "GREATER" THAN HUMAN (GOD, ANGELS, ETC.) WITH UNDERSTANDING OF THE HUMAN SOUL/SPIRIT/WILL

2026-08-09 15:54:25 UTC

Meatman would have loved #MarisaMonday
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2026-08-08 21:23:12 UTC

I am against v-tubers of course but I bet there's really good money out there for a nigga that manages to make a rig that emulates the same sort of manual anime shading Guilty Gear Xrd had

2026-08-02 18:21:57 UTC

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2026-07-12 14:20:11 UTC

"How to Train Your Dragon" is actually kinda crazy because it's the only piece of media I've seen where the creators thought "What if the viking girl was just really cute instead of some 7' muscle mommy femdom fetish thing for fucked up weirdos?"

2026-06-10 00:45:47 UTC

I wonder if there's any books or stories out there like Harry Potter or Percy Jackson that just tell the stories about the non-main characters while all the insane stuff is going on. Like crazy shit is just happening to them and they're just trying to live their lives around it.

2026-05-31 11:09:46 UTC

Call me Carlos Santana because that Black magic pussy got me under its spell

2026-04-23 16:34:53 UTC

Inviting a girl over to cook dinner for her and wearing nothing but my "RAPE THE CHEF" apron and my Super Mario Bros. socks when she shows up at the door

2025-12-02 08:23:18 UTC

Hey, a lot of you guys on here are extremely off-putting and autistic and completely unattractive to women, right? What's your secret?

2025-06-30 10:09:28 UTC

Cute girl who tries to be sexy by dressing up in a cowprint bikini but fucks it all up by saying something stupid like "Pasteurize me, farmer brown"

2025-05-28 01:39:17 UTC

I dunno guys I feel like a grippy sock footjob just wouldn't really feel good at all if I'm being honest

2024-02-27 18:55:13 UTC

Yeah can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
:baba_b::baba_o::baba_n::baba_e::baba_l::baba_e::baba_s::baba_s: pizza and a 2 liter of coke