Clinton Anderson SwordForHire

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Canadian Folk Singer, Actor, Sometimes Maker, Medical School Standardized Patient, Secular Humanist, Pro Science, Pro Sortition, Pro UBI, Pro Bicycle, Husband, Cat Butler, Mead Brewer. It's nice to meet you!

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2026-10-27 20:01:13 UTC

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When was I supposed to give a fuck about either of them?

2026-07-18 12:58:49 UTC

"And the best way to solve it is to just stop burning fossil fuels."
https://www.cbc.ca/news/science/wildfire-climate-emissions-smoke-9.7274862
#JustStopOil
#StopBurningStuff
#LeaveItInTheGround
#NeverVoteConservative
#EndAllOligarchs
#EatTheRich

2026-07-08 14:09:16 UTC

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The best use of golf courses is to build dense, walkable, bikeable, affordable, housing.
#FuckGolf
#FuckDataCentres

2026-03-02 04:04:22 UTC

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Carney has been a disappointment since he was elected.
Still, he's orders of magnitude better than PeePee

2026-02-28 11:37:40 UTC

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I can not emphasize this enough. Do not use chatbots.

2026-02-04 14:41:21 UTC

It would be a shame if protesters started wearing safety glasses, hard hats, respirators, and gardening gloves, all of which can be found at the hardware stores.
It would be a shame if they started using traffic cones (the kind without the hole in the top), upside down buckets, or other improvised lids to contain teargas by placing them over the canisters.
It would be a shame if protesters learned that police scanners are legal to own in the US, allowing them to learn where police are moving, and what routes they intend to take.
It would be a shame if they discovered that these scanners can be used to send as well as receive, allowing them to flood the scanner frequencies with noise.
All of this would be a terrible, terrible shame.
*It would be an awful shame if you copied and pasted this, so that they couldn't delete the original.

2025-12-12 13:24:20 UTC

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I would have listened on Nebula because we love Nebula here in this house...
But the Mobile App has no Background Play option.
Any idea if there's improvement coming, or maybe a good 3rd party app?
Cheers!

2025-12-12 13:22:50 UTC

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I wish #WindsorON #YQG had Advocates or Activists at all!
Ideally both!

2025-11-15 18:10:56 UTC

Ah well faaaaahhhk.....
Guess I'm the guy left singing Beer Run now.
Todd, thanks for all the fantastic music, the great stories, the inspiration.
Give John Prine a smooch for me when ya see him eh
RIP Todd Snider....
#Music
#FolkMusic
#ToddSnider

2025-10-25 19:17:45 UTC

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Apparently he was so thin skinned he felt the need to block me as well
So, first pint is on me, mate
Cheers!
🍻

2025-10-25 15:29:58 UTC

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Hip... That's a follow!
Cheers

2025-10-24 12:03:23 UTC

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Literally not.
Hashtags are one of the best ways to sort posts, to ensure posts reach the people who, by following that hashtag, want to see it/want to engage with it.
#Hashtags are a better tool to employ than following people, here on Mastodon/Fediverse
They are as fundamental as #AltText

2025-10-24 11:43:42 UTC

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Hashtags are the best way to follow topics here.
The use of them should be incouraged.

2025-09-18 13:00:15 UTC

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Ripley sends a paw-bump
https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/115/225/414/622/738/592/original/a82ad2a45278c1c3.jpg

2025-08-21 16:28:19 UTC

"AI" is designed to let wealth access skill without skill accessing wealth.
#FuckAI

2025-08-19 10:08:31 UTC

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But... But... But.... If I don't use "AI" how will I ever demolish the environment while churning out mountains of garbage based on stolen content and forgetting how to actually do anything?!?!?!
"I used AI to....", is nothing more than, "Listen I'm not an asshole but....", for the 21st Century.
#FuckAI

2025-08-08 11:10:48 UTC

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2025-08-05 20:41:09 UTC

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I don't believe he is either illiterate nor senile.
He's a malicious grifting scumbag who will lie with a smile while he's bucking you in the futt

2025-07-28 21:17:19 UTC

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https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/932/936/630/677/530/original/4c449e3a6f9658ca.jpg

2025-07-06 15:39:30 UTC

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Canada was lied to. Carney is NOT a Liberal.
He's a Conservative from 20 years ago, and that's not a good thing.

2025-07-01 11:58:29 UTC

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People can and do de-google
Fuck Meta and everything it does....
People can and do leave, or restrict their use of, Amazon....
I guess I'm already boycotting....
Wish I could boycott Canadian Politicians Who Buckle Like A Belt.

2025-07-01 11:44:45 UTC

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Does this list exist?

2025-06-26 14:23:59 UTC

@npub1tgg…qwzh borked Dark Mode or something.......
My docs are now dark grey background with black text, owing to the latest update......

2025-05-09 21:21:32 UTC

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The best thing about Taskmaster is, they're all available on YouTube, officially.
More shows need to do that.

2025-04-25 20:19:14 UTC

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1. Pedant. But I'm not surprised tbh
2. I plan to never kill a fellow human being. In a military situation, I would be worse than useless.
Have a better life than you ve had so far eh. You deserve it.
I'm done with you.

2025-04-25 19:51:16 UTC

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All Canada has is a couple of large cities. That's all they'd NEED to "hold".
In a War with the USA, Canada would get fucked before America even rolled over in their sleep.
And don't kid yourself, nobody of any significance is coming to our aid if America decided to open fire.
Daydreams of guerilla tactics and Vietnam-turbation isn't going to change that.

2025-04-25 19:20:26 UTC

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And get pounded into the ground like tent pegs...........
Canada would stand zero chance against the US in any kind of military conflict.

2025-04-25 15:11:37 UTC

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Oh no they're not

2025-04-25 14:41:35 UTC

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Then Canada should do the exact same thing.

2025-03-26 20:51:41 UTC

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Imagine if he just no showed, for ever....

2025-03-03 19:32:57 UTC

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I know... Ick....

2025-03-03 12:11:03 UTC

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You cannot possibly be surprised no one has......

2025-02-04 13:13:32 UTC

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#ShopCanada
#FuckAmericanCrap

2025-02-02 23:20:28 UTC

Know who's been pretty fucking quiet about this whole " #Canada as the 51st State" bullshit....
The fucking British KING
Or is he still just sat there drooling into his own lap?

2025-01-25 14:14:28 UTC

A new bed.
A.
Singular.
These people are grifting scumbags.
#WindsorON #YQG #Ontario #Canada #HealthCare
Ontario expands access to palliative care in Windsor-Essex by adding hospice bed
https://www.am800cklw.com/news/ontario-expands-access-to-palliative-care-in-windsor-essex-by-adding-hospice-bed.html

2025-01-15 00:38:15 UTC

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I choose not to Bluesky
https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/113/829/576/247/371/403/original/a50dc13fbca1abc0.jpg

2025-01-10 13:06:50 UTC

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America could wipe Canada off the map with one small fart in their sleep and not even notice
And literally no one would come to our aid.
Trump is a legitimate threat and should be taken as such.

2025-01-07 13:17:03 UTC

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https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/113/787/261/496/399/574/original/e297dff8e51acd29.jpg

2025-01-01 23:17:12 UTC

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They should be built in the middle of the lanes, not one on either side.
But, grifting developers got paid twice, so that means so did grifting politicians

2025-01-01 16:04:34 UTC

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I've heard it said over and over that people, especially white cis men, get more and more Conservative as they age.....
But here I am becoming more and more left, more and more a Star Trek hippy socialist every day.
If I'm wrong, I don't wanna be correct.

2024-11-14 19:43:12 UTC

#BlueSky is a scumbag. Don't do it

2024-11-06 12:27:50 UTC

We're going to actually plan to put an ocean between us, me, my wife, our cats, and the flaming portapotty of America.
Fuck that place....
Oh wait, that's right.... It's fucking itself for us.
We don't want to be anywhere near it, near the people who have made this happen.

2024-11-02 22:48:48 UTC

#TrumpIsACunt is trending across #Mastodon
Which is an insult to beautiful, resilient, life giving, warm, delicious, cunts everywhere!
#FuckThatGuy

2024-10-18 12:08:46 UTC

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#WindsorON #YQG needs Meat Walls and Bike Busses.
We need Ghost Rolls, Slow Rolls, and advocates who have strategies to openly, vocally, oppose the CarCentric hellscape that this city is, will always be.
We need Guerilla Line Painters, Flower Box Installers, the list goes on and on and on
But yeah, sure, #OSM... Great.
So what are we going to do about Doug Fraud and his new "You Gotta Beg Me For Bike Lanes" policy? I don't think he's going to GAF about OSM data.... What else is planned?

2024-10-18 11:33:01 UTC

Too bad they're not doing anything about besides talking, besides getting their names in the paper.......
#WindsorON #YQG needs REAL Bike Advocates, ones who are active, who are visible, who are loud!
#BikeTooter
#NeverVoteConservative
Windsor cycling advocates slam Ford government's proposed bike lane bill | CTV News
https://windsor.ctvnews.ca/ontario-s-proposed-bike-lane-legislation-draws-criticism-in-windsor-1.7076784

2024-10-01 12:15:14 UTC

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I Like Trains - Fred Eaglesmith
https://youtu.be/2oMcgKmiGE4?si=v3YPuGkV9vbXILdm
#TheWarOnCars
#OrangePilled

2024-09-20 04:18:04 UTC

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Not to hand
You'll be able to find it, easy enough
Cheers eh

2024-09-19 13:35:27 UTC

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A year or 2 ago Albuquerque New Mexico became the largest American city to make public transit free for all of its users.
They saved a TON of money by doing it.
#FreePublicTransit
#ACAB

2024-09-17 15:30:39 UTC

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I think it's incumbent on us to really consider dismantling "Big Tech". (And maybe Big Everything Else too but that's a broader conversation eh) It sure seems like with bigger comes more and more and more enshittification.....
Big Tech took away my headphone jack and my SD card slot and my IR Blaster from my mobile devices.... And charged me more and more for less and less....
Small Tech never did, but I'd have to deal with the shortfalls of Small Tech.

2024-09-17 15:17:55 UTC

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I'm well in favor of that bubble bursting asap.

2024-09-17 13:38:31 UTC

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Potential?
"AI " (Call them what they are, Plagerism Bots) is already a crisis
And not just environmentally

2024-09-06 16:36:43 UTC

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It has been a hoax forever.
Only grifters have ever tried to suggest it was not

2024-09-06 16:34:59 UTC

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Window Waterfall imminent

2024-08-30 15:45:29 UTC

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Not very long ago Albuquerque New Mexico became the largest American city to make public transit free for all of its users.
And they saved a ton of money by doing it
#FreePublicTransit

2024-08-21 15:23:47 UTC

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So, you think you want to use "AI" to do something?
https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/113/000/698/269/609/416/original/be39bac9f93e2076.png

2024-08-16 16:01:37 UTC

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I think, at the end of the day, what we all want, is cellphone functionality, in a "Smarch" form factor!
If only.....

2024-08-16 15:15:06 UTC

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We had Amazefit trackers/Smarches a bunch of years ago... The build quality was great..... It was a really pretty piece of kit (I wish I could remember the specific model)
The app... The integration with other apps.... The tech support.... Absolute garbage
I've had a Garmin ever since, and I'm probably never changing

2024-08-15 14:50:49 UTC

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There's no reason you shouldn't have access to that program, in your neighbourhood..... What a mess

2024-08-15 13:58:58 UTC

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What a frigg'n mess.......
What ever happened to neighbourhood schools eh......
What ever happened to kids being able to ride their bikes safely .... And WTF aren't we bending over backwards to make Active and Alternative Transportation infrastructure a harsh reality!?!?!
I'm sorry you, that anyone has to "beg the bus co" for ANYTHING....
They'd better say yes.....

2024-08-15 13:08:57 UTC

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Bike?

2024-08-14 17:14:57 UTC

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Yes we do.
A multi use path is no place for that kind of speed. Too many Lycra Clad assholes try otherwise though.

2024-08-14 16:59:10 UTC

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Says the guy who apparently wants to pedal 30 mph around children.................
Weird

2024-08-14 14:32:00 UTC

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A multi use path is NO place for ANYONE to go 30... I don't care if you're peddling or not.
Give the Right Of Way to the more vulnerable user, always. If that means slowing your roll, then slow your fucking roll. If that means rolling somewhere else, then roll somewhere fucking else.
Why do some cyclist have to be such absolute arseholes???