Jolly Rancher

Eisenhower used to say 'nukular', and it always irritated me.

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2026-08-25 00:16:17 UTC

if you need one, you need one. my ac was out over the weekend, called a hvac place, and a guy showed up this morning. all it needed was a capacitor.. it's nice to have running again, it's been 106 in Jollyville every day.
#nevent1q…etp9

2026-08-23 15:17:20 UTC

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He's gonna need a thicker rope.

2026-08-22 13:09:29 UTC

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Similar, if not identical, story here. Adobe quit giving out the free reader.
So damn them.
That is all.

2026-08-22 12:54:53 UTC

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Damn Adobe ..

2026-08-06 20:19:45 UTC

Stumbling around the U2be sharts, wasting time, and you know, I always liked Usagi Electric, all those antique computers. I knew some of them, Horatio.
But today after logging out, the algorithm shows me this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwhVJ7cv9B4
It was like a total nerdgasm. Not that he's doing any bleeding edge science or anything but this is a talented amateur effort.

2026-07-24 23:03:56 UTC

Congratulations. So far. Booster back, ship on its way.
🚀
#nevent1q…lmv4

2026-07-22 22:49:01 UTC

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nope.
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/dd/7d/50/dd7d50bf14b1e76afa58dbb0b3353653aa94a1e6f348a35893cd2c3cee4feb2f.png

2026-07-19 03:48:35 UTC

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Officer Macalacadingdong, reporting.

2026-07-09 20:34:44 UTC

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Just say it's French kool aid pineapple. The French will eat anything.

2026-06-26 16:10:04 UTC

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Covid bent the needle on my bullshit meter six years ago, and since then the drive coil has burnt out.
Near as I can tell, it's all just fake and gay bullshit now...

2026-06-25 23:23:23 UTC

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If it catches fire, you just drive it to the dealership while it's burning.

2026-06-12 22:47:49 UTC

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I am saying the results of the experiment were not random or unexpected.
When you do an experiment in chemistry class and add zinc shot to sulfuric acid, you know exactly what the outcome will be, since the same procedure has been repeated by chemists for 500 years.
yes - experiment, but no - the results are not unknown.

2026-06-12 22:36:28 UTC

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It wasn't an experiment. It was part of a plan. The plan is to pit one group against another and fan the flames of conflict. The plan is to deflect attention from the people making the plans.
As the British Empire moved out of India, they created anti-India next door, and set Muslims against the Hindus.
The Washington policy blob revived Ukrainian groups that had collaborated with Hitler to attack the Russian side of their country again. Amazingly, (or maybe not), they had admirers of Hitler taking orders from Jews... because the purpose was to attack Russia. In 2014, their 'color revolution' machinery worked, and split Ukraine off into pro- and anti- Russian pieces.
And now, the "you vill eat ze bugz" globalists are working to demolish everything in Europe and the USA, and take them over in a global empire with themselves in charge. To do this, they must not only rile the niggers with "we wuz" bullshit, but actively support them importing millions more to ensure conflict.
And this colonization of Ireland is a page out of that same textbook. Kill off the natives and start a war in which they can profit from both sides. It's been happening all over Europe, this niggerization.
And, you know who "they" are. It's not that I am against Ireland restoring their cultural and racial integrity, but until "they" start feeling some heat, the niggardry will continue.
By the way, this "data center" trend is extremely disturbing. It's good to keep track of who OWNS these data centers, and where they hang out...

2026-06-01 00:25:14 UTC

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Did not know that story. It was in poor taste, but the prison sentence is ridiculous! Stuff that should be well within the bounds of first amendment protection is worse than stabbing someone on the street..
Reality does have an antiseptic bias these days.
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2026-05-10 00:20:05 UTC

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In other news: if you're a Linux user, this article has advice on the latest zero-day affecting Linux kernels everywhere. It's a couple modules you need to disable until a patched kernel is available. No doubt there will be more of these things, thanks to ai. #DirtyFrag
https://forum.manjaro.org/t/alert-dirty-frag-root-privilege-vulnerability/187451

2026-05-09 14:47:14 UTC

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🤔

2026-05-05 00:22:38 UTC

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it was always about peak oil but now we get to blame trump for it

2026-05-04 23:52:11 UTC

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Ackphplt.

2026-05-04 22:13:39 UTC

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And if a meteor hit the hotel, the world would not care.

2026-05-02 21:11:31 UTC

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Recently saw news of a Chinese vehicle in which the battery packs are removable, standardized, and there are robotic stations where they can be swapped for a fresh one.

2026-05-02 03:18:17 UTC

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Highland lakes are 84% full today. On 5/1/25 they were 47% full.
TV weather guy said.

2026-04-29 19:06:10 UTC

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That's a plus, but if i wanted an ugly boat, i'd put the ugly boat on a trailer. Leave the wheels and frame on land instead of subjecting them to rust. And even an ugly boat can take a few waves. You can also equip your boat with appliances if you want.

2026-04-29 06:16:44 UTC

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look at the water line. a ten inch wave would sink that thing.
now, this, on the other hand:
https://nicecrew.tv/w/6bdHKmEBQAXNGvaQQ6Fikv

2026-04-28 20:23:33 UTC

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looks very modern .. for 1934

2026-04-28 17:01:22 UTC

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tres equis

2026-04-26 13:51:09 UTC

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Or is booster 19 one that has flown before, being refurbished to fly again? Does the 'booster number' refer to the fuel tank, the engines, or a fairing or staging ring?

2026-04-26 06:29:09 UTC

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we haven't done real science since the science niggers at NIST debased themselves writing their 911 "analysis".

2026-04-23 23:25:00 UTC

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thankx. nancy is mad.
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2026-04-09 19:21:01 UTC

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November 22, 1963. Dulles hired mafia hitmen to do his dirty work, through a couple layers of cutouts..
They have gotten away with everything since then. Jews existed for thousands of years, but they only infested the CIA in the late 20th century.

2026-03-30 04:19:32 UTC

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Lunduke liked the Slackware answer..
https://media.nicecrew.digital/8f/68/4c/8f684c2996144ab2c4dd0038532fa786dd38c45675dde2ea7393dd52317464df.jpg

2026-03-03 17:00:06 UTC

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Y'all (🇩🇪) might send some divers down, to see if that pipeline can be repaired. Just sayin' ..

2026-02-26 15:33:42 UTC

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https://nitter.poast.org/DataRepublican/status/2027028749280313471#m

2026-02-23 20:05:43 UTC

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You are not permitted to question the globohomoziopedocorponegro empire. That would make you an anti-globohomoziopedocorponegrite.
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2026-02-17 11:36:54 UTC

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Yeah, TACO Trump,,, At least he's done some of what I voted for.
It's easy to criticize him, but he has accomplished more than anyone else could have.

2026-02-17 11:25:26 UTC

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I was hoping, at one time, Flynn would team up with Trump to dismantle some deeply corrupt agencies. Both of them were abused by the DS. Now he just needs to go away...

2026-02-11 19:10:52 UTC

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Replace all the artists with AI, and then hire the artists to fight the robots. Livestream the war and market the video under copyright laws. It's a win-win-win all around!
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2026-02-10 04:12:36 UTC

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Does anyone else remember water beds?
... it turns out not every idea is a good idea.
My MIL lived in a home hospital bed the last few years of her life. She passed at 101. Medicare paid for it, I don't know how much it cost. But I can assure you it is NOT comfortable to sleep in. On the 'plus' side, it can accommodate a small crane to lift you up when your diaper needs changing.
:werthers2:

2026-02-09 19:03:00 UTC

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They are putting the real corn hooch in gasoline now. A practice that makes less sense than watering crops with Brawndo.

2026-01-31 02:17:27 UTC

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it was at Comp USA but we decided to pull it.

2026-01-30 21:59:51 UTC

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today we leared to type on the back of the typewriter

2026-01-10 08:59:38 UTC

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I think the league banned ooking and eeking a couple decades ago.

2025-12-31 00:35:31 UTC

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2025-12-26 09:49:16 UTC

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Armenians are Orthodox Christians. The genocide was done by Muslim Turks after the Ottoman Empire fell apart.
I don't know whether Armenians recognize a Saint Nicholas or equivalent.

2025-12-25 22:01:24 UTC

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we wuz ..
(also, it was probably Armenian before that -- just ask any Armenian)

2025-12-07 17:53:13 UTC

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wat

2025-12-06 04:49:08 UTC

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You could make a lost wax casting in bronze or aluminum.
One thing I learned from experience, if you use plaster (gypsum) for the piece, you need to dry it out all the way to anhydrite.
Plain casting plaster will have a couple H2O molecules for every CaSO4, and it will flash into steam when the molten aluminum hits it..

2025-11-09 07:39:17 UTC

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It's red, I have seen it.

2025-11-09 07:31:41 UTC

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And why is the Ohio River red?

2025-11-08 17:54:59 UTC

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that's probably going to be a 'thing' in the not too distant future.
"we had to shut down the internet because, ummm... AI. yeah, that's the ticket! AI."

2025-11-08 16:14:33 UTC

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It was the next day before I realized Kirk was the guy sitting at the table in all those "prove me wrong" meme pictures. I was only dimly aware of an organization called 'TPUSA' and did not care.
But it looks like a mossad/cia/mi6 operation. Blame was immediately assigned to some dumb kid with no evidence he was even there. The story is broadcast from infinity 'news' outlets, frequently with identical wording. History scholars ("conspiracy theorists") solve the crime a day or two later, and get shouted down. The crime scene is methodically scrubbed of evidence. And so on, ad nauseam.
As for that widow, yeah, she's pretty. Doesn't prove anything but psychopaths are usually handsome/pretty. Their faces are un-wrinkled and their brow un-furrowed, because they really don't care. They do not worry.

2025-11-06 05:30:24 UTC

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.. and re-purpose it as a Mecha-Hitler!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/12/65/9d/12659d5d24401bc32161f65b2ae55455fe6176acbe1c226f8b0d610dce47691d.png

2025-11-06 04:53:53 UTC

and I say we unplug it. becuz global warming 'n sheeit.
#nevent1q…m3l7

2025-11-06 04:21:39 UTC

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sorry .. sorry .. sorry
I thought your OP was v cute. The only thing I know about this one was the 'mold problem' story, which I thought was funny, but I don't follow any vtubers.

2025-11-06 03:57:23 UTC

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2025-10-31 23:57:17 UTC

I saved this cute little ad from 1970 a while back, and just now I stumbled on the longer version.
-- note that, if you are ever driving one of these rigs, there is a limited number of turns you can do. The safety chain will break. In the new version, the electrical connector to the trailer's tail lights will break.
https://nicecrew.tv/w/6bdHKmEBQAXNGvaQQ6Fikv
https://media.nicecrew.digital/fa/c6/be/fac6be372e6545d49e487e62b877af3332ebd63ea8bfc311765ae5f32bf3c399.mp4

2025-10-27 19:53:08 UTC

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I thought they knew, before they went in. I have been watching Washington rot for 5 or 6 decades.
But yeah, they are absolutely better than the freakazoid zoo of the O'biden cabinet. They could not possibly be worse.

2025-10-27 13:46:24 UTC

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Trump needs to send Patel back to the motel .. it's so hard to find leadership in Washington.

2025-10-06 12:17:19 UTC

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2025-06-19 05:40:47 UTC

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the CS curriculum was already a pile of shit back in the '70s. i hate to think of what has become of it now..
take something else, engineering or chemistry. or apprentice to a tradesman of some kind.
i learned it by running a pChem experiment on the chemistry department's PDP11. at one point even attacking the motherboard with a soldering iron to replace a malfunctioning chip.

2025-06-18 16:50:20 UTC

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In a few hours I expect more videos of "Oy I had to stay in a bunker all night. It's anudda Shoah!"

2025-06-16 23:14:38 UTC

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"whack that sucker with a dictionary to flatten it down!"
> madison: downloads dictionary database to a thumb drive weighing 1/10 of an ounce, and flicks it at the bump
> "nope, that didn't work!"

2025-06-10 20:01:26 UTC

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.. playing with NCAI today ..
Materials:
- Stained Glass Sheets: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Purple
- Glass Cutter
- Flat Nose Pliers
- Lead Came
- Solder
- Soldering Iron
- Safety Goggles and Gloves
Step 1: Design the Image
Sketch out a design for the Boomer Hot Tub. Consider incorporating elements such as a pair of flip flops, a vibrant tropical cocktail, and perhaps even a cheeky smiley face to represent the boomer spirit. Remember, stained glass is all about color and light. Use bright colors to bring life to your design.
Step 2: Cutting the Glass
Using the safety goggles and gloves, carefully cut out each piece of your design from the stained glass sheets. Be sure to leave a small border around each shape for the lead came.
Step 3: Assemble the Pieces
Arrange the cut glass pieces on a flat surface, following your sketch as closely as possible. Use the lead came to hold the glass pieces in place, weaving it through the various shapes. Be sure to tighten the lead came securely to prevent any pieces from shifting during assembly.
Step 4: Soldering
Once you have assembled the stained glass image, use the soldering iron and solder to join the lead came together. Apply heat evenly along each piece of lead came until the solder melts and binds the pieces together. Allow the piece to cool completely before moving on to the next step.
Step 5: Clean Up and Finish
Remove any excess solder or lead from your stained glass image using a soft cloth and a small wire brush. You can also use a fine grit sandpaper to smooth out any rough edges. Finally, apply a clear sealer or varnish to protect the colors of your stained glass creation.
There you have it! Your very own stained glass image of the Boomer Hot Tub, ready to adorn your sunroom or porch with a touch of whimsy and fun.
NCAI - Artificial Intelligence for autists.
.. otoh I'm not sure it understands what I asked of it ..
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2025-06-09 00:36:48 UTC

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what do you do with the whey?

2025-06-03 21:21:33 UTC

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and i'm gonna start my own social media network .. if i can figure out how any of this shit works.
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2025-05-30 05:19:12 UTC

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good Nytol

2025-05-30 05:16:38 UTC

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guest house sounds nice. can I rent it? bring my dogs?

2025-05-29 20:20:32 UTC

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Bobby is working on corruption at the top. I hope his agency pensions off and retires the current crop of rotten crooks. That will take some time, if it happens. And I hope it does happen. Our fantasy of watching the architects of the plandemic being dragged out of their offices in chains, is unlikely to happen. 😒
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/rfk-jr-batters-big-pharma-two-devastating-announcements

2025-05-28 21:14:28 UTC

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Millions are still under the "safe and effective" spell.
If he pulls it he will be villainized.

2025-05-27 22:17:04 UTC

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but you need two of them, if you need a fork and spoon to wind up your spaghetti. you can't switch back and forth fast enough.

2025-05-27 21:04:55 UTC

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That's true. He's doing a lot more than food coloring, which was a pretty easy one.
There is still an incredible number of people who believe the 'safe and effective' lie, and think the molecular biologists are secular saints. I sort of changed my mind about them some time in late '20 or early '21.

2025-05-27 20:58:09 UTC

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Yeah, pop up pundits are usually just a distraction. Like "Dr. David Martin" with his long list of C19/vaxx villains. Or Sidney Powell and her 'Kraken'.
They'll stand up and rant, and waste everyone's time, and nothing will happen.
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2025-05-27 20:49:17 UTC

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Investigate J6, investigate Butler, PA.
Review the evidence uncovered by Tina Peters.
Investigate the J6 cases, all of them.
If he gets real ambitious, try to dig up some more records on 911, or the Las Vegas massacre.
The list is long. Bongino's choices are worse, more irrelevant, than Bobby banning food coloring.

2025-05-27 20:37:58 UTC

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the VW kit car makers need to make a cybertruck ..
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2025-05-22 21:55:19 UTC

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Move it into the habitable zone. And give it some water.
The rocks will absorb the sulfur.

2025-05-22 21:52:50 UTC

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Venus, we need to move Venus into the habitable zone. And drop a lot of hydrogen-rich comets on it to make oceans.

2025-05-22 01:23:53 UTC

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He has the solution for Ukraine!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/e7217ff0f6d7d69def1872ec7c11e85a2de386b695b18462cedd9e97c764bf4c.png

2025-05-12 09:24:57 UTC

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A flash in a pan.
America could be full of heya-hoya Indians again in 700 years..

2025-05-12 07:27:24 UTC

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It's spooky in real life .. take care.
🙏🏻

2025-05-12 07:23:33 UTC

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Took me a minute to figure out what that sound is -- it's the blinker relay in your car.

2025-05-12 07:08:41 UTC

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was this another person standing on the other side of the fence?
https://media.nicecrew.digital/98c8e7d4807a5da0d5614a0a92d16ec2e49e4a907a6f652d1ba9f9d9af6eb80b.png

2025-05-11 21:35:01 UTC

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'tizm-core!

2025-05-09 23:10:50 UTC

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Uh, ... whut?

2025-05-09 20:40:40 UTC

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Later he can use it to strip paint off of old furniture.

2025-05-03 20:24:42 UTC

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Soon he'll be flashing baudot code to his siblings.
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2025-05-03 18:44:55 UTC

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I thought everything just uses the 387 FPU. Should all give the same anwers..

2025-04-30 07:40:18 UTC

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LOL'd at "I don't know where my ESD strap is" ...
it used to be a great job for the diversity hires -- send 'em down into the work areas to make sure ever'body has their ESD straps.

2025-04-29 21:34:15 UTC

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:angry_boobs:
i think i have seen your foot once or twice -- but that is ok.

2025-04-29 20:47:46 UTC

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sometimes you just have to buckle up and do the necessary

2025-04-19 22:31:50 UTC

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Martian Law. Elon will adjudicate.

2025-04-19 21:14:49 UTC

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Why can't we do chemistry here in the USA any more?
We can make fentanyl and nitrosamines just as well as the chinks!

2025-04-17 22:36:46 UTC

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I think it picked up a lot of momentum starting in 2008, when a nigger won the election. Every time he encountered an issue of race, he made matters worse.

2025-04-16 23:59:28 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luBWYho2Z1g

2025-04-16 06:00:23 UTC

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/bye-letitia-criminal-referral-filed-against-ny-ag-over-real-estate-fraud-accusation
More of this, please. Thanks in advance..
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2025-04-15 03:33:10 UTC

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i identify as an infant. now whip out that spare titty and give me a drink.

2025-04-12 16:12:17 UTC

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poor babies have such a small gene pool. they get heart trouble a lot..
but they're soooo cute and lovable.
:hearts_flying_pink3:

2025-04-10 21:13:16 UTC

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Yeah, I heard about those. Both of them actually, but yeah. Probably has a lot to do with American blacks refusing vaccines. That, and the little Tuskegee 'thing'. And no doubt there are still some survivors of Gulf War Syndrome among people in the flyover states.

2025-04-10 21:05:18 UTC

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I was immunized the old-fashioned way, a long time ago.
I did an etsi search for 'vaccine strain measles' and turned up a number of articles, mostly behind the great paywall of 'science'.
Which reminds me of Firesign Theater for some reason.

2025-04-10 20:53:02 UTC

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Oh.
> In 2000, the US declared measles as eliminated due to an effective vaccination programme and public health response systems.
So naturally we are testing/immunizing all that unwashed horde of niggers crossing the Mexican border.
right?
right?

2025-04-10 20:33:18 UTC

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I haven't seen this headline yet.
thought they had a working measles vax for decades now.

2025-04-09 22:53:44 UTC

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Or five meters. Does your alligator have a meter?