Tito Swineflu

slum dweller, bridge troll and punk rock viking

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2026-10-14 13:56:49 UTC

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Sure, but renaming and fixing the design are two things that the gimp world has been firmly against, whether or not they get money or design support. I regularly give money to open source projects.

2026-10-13 17:50:41 UTC

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i love inkscape and gimp, but can we all agree that gimp needs to change its name and get a real designer to make new tool icons?

2026-10-05 02:57:40 UTC

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This picture is, of course, the inspirations for Jack Acid's hit "Great Big Haircut"

2026-09-23 15:22:51 UTC

found this on reddit:
https://files.sfba.social/media_attachments/files/117/321/036/117/453/008/original/319466754244d788.png

2026-08-15 04:46:47 UTC

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If you're in Pacifica tomorrow and you get there early enough, you'll hear my band do an energetic cover of this!
#punkrock
https://files.sfba.social/media_attachments/files/117/097/704/878/055/677/original/4beb9460e323dd99.png

2026-08-01 14:04:47 UTC

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you watching these on a vpn or something?

2026-05-05 14:08:04 UTC

Holy shit. I only use chrome when I have to for work, and these assholes...
https://www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-silent-nano-install/
https://files.sfba.social/media_attachments/files/116/522/357/062/814/083/original/89b3aa8d845aef30.png

2026-05-05 04:24:22 UTC

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Truly one of the all time great records. Makes squares shake in fear, as they should. Too weird, too angry, too righteous.

2026-04-24 23:34:12 UTC

Hey @npub1yfp…as68 , remember I said my band was covering the Avengers? Here's a little bit of it.
https://files.sfba.social/media_attachments/files/116/462/297/314/597/033/original/0e6882b494b3226d.mp4

2026-04-18 21:42:09 UTC

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This is about a total of four events, one of which is the guy who blew up his own truck in front of a casino in Las Vegas. Cybertrucks may suck, but this isn't statistically significant information.

2026-04-18 06:16:11 UTC

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My band's going to play a great cover of that song at she shreds fest tomorrow in Alameda!

2026-04-04 05:08:02 UTC

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I broke up with my girlfriend while staying at the bikini kill / nou house right around then. Too bad i missed this show.

2026-04-02 04:33:36 UTC

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The missing apostrophe made me predisposed to dislike them as a child. Then I heard them and confirmed my suspicions.

2026-03-31 14:02:32 UTC

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Where is the support for the statement that "US officials have in recent years focused more on right wing extremism than left wing extremism?" Do you mean they've been focused on committing right wing extremism? I haven't heard of any major US law enforcement organizations taking right wing extremism seriously in any way.

2026-03-28 15:57:21 UTC

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Of course, the exception to the right wing culture trend is THE culture, although right wingers with poor reading comprehension seem to think those books speak to them as well.

2026-03-24 04:10:39 UTC

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top ten record. The 87 tour was a highlight of my life.

2026-03-11 19:52:08 UTC

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Not saying an attack is likely, and the FBI doesn't know anything from anything, but it certainly isn't impractical to launch such an attack.
It reminds me of that old wargame where the guy running the Iranian side sank the entire US fleet with small suicide boats in the Persian gulf.

2026-03-11 19:27:31 UTC

Shaheed drones have a range of 1500 miles. Maybe 2400 in some variants. Iran has 80,000 of them. What if a number of ships out there within 1500 miles of the west coast turn out to be carrying 50 shaheeds each? How much active air defense coverage does the west coast have?

2026-03-01 17:35:33 UTC

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My next step is to remove the fixture, but it would be weird for it to be wired correctly and then suddenly, a year later, no longer be wired correctly.

2026-03-01 17:07:00 UTC

I have one circuit in my house that runs 3 overhead lights and a wall outlet. Yesterday, it suddenly threw the breaker, nothing weird was happening, I was just sitting there.
After a bit, I managed to narrow it down to one hanging light fixture, which was installed a year ago. You can see in the video - I first check that the light bulbs are good in a different fixture, then I try to screw them into different sockets in the chandelier while it's energized. When I do that, an arc happens and the circuit breaker is thrown. Happens in all the sockets.
Again, NOTHING has changed in this circuit, this chandelier has been sitting there like this for a year, and all of a sudden, this. Why?
#electrician
https://files.sfba.social/media_attachments/files/116/155/010/544/182/126/original/855a7bb426ee2bb3.mp4

2026-02-22 06:09:31 UTC

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I've felt the same thing as an owner of a mercedes. All of a sudden this upstart car company is getting all the attention for being fascist? Don't they think that the OG fascist wagons feel a little put out?

2025-12-05 03:15:56 UTC

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..and inspiration for the Jack Acid hit "Great Big Haircut"! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGEnofEpjk

2025-12-05 02:35:06 UTC

I really need a job. I've been looking for 5 years. I make about $60k/yr building the occasional web app for one company and a non-profit, but it isn't cutting it.
I am hard to classify. I've been a CTO or chief architect of small startups and small companies. I have a agile, plastic mind, and I can figure out pretty much any problem thrown at me. I've designed pci cards, I've tuned dye lasers, I'm a reasonably good audio engineer, I can make furniture and frame a room, I can do nearly anything. Most of the things I've done well I've done without prior specific expertise. I'm good when I'm in over my head.
I've led small teams, sure, but that's nothing compared to having led punk bands on tour across the country, bringing everyone home alive and having no-one spend more than a few hours in police custody. I have a wildly diverse set of experiences, which I can apply in useful ways.
Most of all, I want useful work, to not be tossed into the trash because I'm over 50.
#getfedihired
PS: I live in SF

2025-11-25 07:47:49 UTC

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North Berkeley!
Scene of the crime.
At a party,
outta line
matt took a sucker punch straight to the head
fell to the ground, thought he was dead..
Lint is always pure comedy.

2025-10-16 15:15:59 UTC

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conversely, google can't figure out it's own systems. Half the time I share things from google - drive, photos - to gmail, gmail puts them in the recipient's promotions or spam folder. It's coming from inside the house, and google still thinks it's spam.

2025-10-10 05:16:56 UTC

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When I lived with Jake from Filth and Jesse from Op Ivy, Frank Discussion lived on our block. Weird dude, and I have a high bar for weird dudes.

2025-09-08 02:27:45 UTC

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This is one of those bad religion songs where I'm not certain the words mean what they want them to mean, but they sound cool.

2025-08-21 02:40:15 UTC

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"big data", sure, but try getting a excel->csv export with no newlines and 150 rows of data. That will crash pretty much any machine.

2025-07-14 02:41:42 UTC

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Always finding ways to sideline poor Billie? Ha ha. He was my connection to that band, since he was such a fan of my band, it was really sweet. He even wrote us a fan letter!

2025-06-16 02:06:35 UTC

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who did that pistol graphic first? Them or crime?

2025-05-23 04:02:46 UTC

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I've said it before: if you don't want skynet to destroy the human race, don't give it hands and fingers. Is no-one listening?

2025-05-20 01:57:08 UTC

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That belt buckle looks like the afi logo, but it can't be, right?

2025-05-20 01:55:25 UTC

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I saw em at the Women's Building in SF with Op Ivy. Was that that tour or 1989?

2025-05-05 02:09:10 UTC

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This is an all-time great.

2025-04-29 19:42:49 UTC

AI is still going great.
https://files.sfba.social/media_attachments/files/114/422/955/292/402/564/original/3c858c1a6330d154.webp

2025-04-04 02:12:38 UTC

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Here's what's really weird about this:
1: They use chat GPT to make the list of tariffs. (https://www.latintimes.com/trump-accused-using-chatgpt-create-tariff-plan-after-ai-leads-users-same-formula-so-ai-579899)
2: A human reviews that list, and removes Russia.
3: That human doesn't remove those random islands with only penguins on them.

2025-03-16 18:28:03 UTC

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How will Hungarians overcome the structural difficulties to beat Orban? It's the same in the US. The backwards countryside has an outsized influence on the country, suppressing the liberal city. The countryside is kept in line with patronage and bribes.

2025-02-03 14:58:43 UTC

Hi, I'm a computer programmer who is too old to hire in the US. Looking for any jobs in non-fascist countries. I can do all sorts of wackadoodle things with computers and am also quite stylish.
#getfedihired

2025-01-22 03:06:29 UTC

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He's really in jail for more than just running silk road, having ordered hits on various co-conspirators. The hitmen in question were undercover FBI agents, but ordering assassinations is generally considered a serious crime.

2024-12-29 23:40:51 UTC

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I used to race from the south beach marina on a 34', but not my boat. The only "sailboat" I have is a klepper 19' folding kayak sloop, but i miss sailing the bay and I'm always up to crew!

2024-12-23 04:51:06 UTC

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SNFU in 1988

2024-12-11 02:58:10 UTC

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I'm not in that book either, but that makes sense.

2024-11-20 02:55:50 UTC

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I lived in England in 1980, and it looked like this on every corner. Skinheads in striped trousers were more numerous than grains of sand on a beach.

2024-11-07 04:33:45 UTC

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My halloween costume this year!
https://files.sfba.social/media_attachments/files/113/439/801/716/296/114/original/e359871f25ca7b17.jpg

2024-11-01 19:49:55 UTC

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This is how this American hauls things. It's easier to park, too.
https://files.sfba.social/media_attachments/files/113/409/430/634/129/241/original/21c2983d05dece9a.jpg

2024-10-24 02:30:53 UTC

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How many points do you get for playing with any of these bands? (I've only played with three)

2024-10-23 00:06:51 UTC

When is California going to start subsidizing the replacement of gas furnaces with heat pumps? https://www.efficiencymaine.com/at-home/whole-home-heat-pump-incentives/

2024-10-02 22:12:16 UTC

Modern cars have a problem: Let's say you're driving down mission street on the way to pick your kid up from school, and there are two cars full of teenagers street racing down the bus lane, but you need to turn right on 29th, so you block their street racing, and they get crazed with road rage and spend the next 5 minutes chasing you around Noe valley trying to block your way so they can drag you from your car and beat you up. If you think it would be a good idea to ram the side of their car so that their doors stop working, it's hard to tell how hard you can hit them without setting off your air bag. So that's an issue.
Fortunately, I lost them and managed to get to school on time.
Unfortunately, I didn't manage to kill any of them as they tried to block my path.
Street fights are always so unsatisfying.

2024-09-26 02:08:20 UTC

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I feel this in my bones. (and in my messed-up knee)

2024-09-23 22:14:20 UTC

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Oh! Good point. I block a lot of aws on my server, I'm probably blocking that too. ha!

2024-09-23 22:05:51 UTC

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I just had onemedical tell me that their email provider has been having difficulty sending email to my address, and do I perhaps have a gmail, yahoo or outlook account?
I wrote back that my email address receives email just fine from both sendgrid and mailchimp, so what weird program are they using?
Running your own email server is truly a dead end.

2024-09-04 02:42:52 UTC

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I've always said, if your song is longer than 2 minutes, it's time to give up, hippie.

2024-09-03 00:40:33 UTC

I am desperate to find a job.
I may not know how to use whatever software your company fancies right now, but I do know how to figure things out par excellence.
I didn't know how credit card processing worked when I built a fleet of 100 600-baud modems to process cards.
I didn't know how relational databases worked when I built a load balanced cluster serving a top-500 website from a single rack of machines.
I didn't know how rabbitmq or sphinx worked when I included them in a pipeline I designed for ingesting the twitter firehose.
I didn't know how circuit board drill instructions worked when I designed my first IDE board.
I didn't know how skidata interfaced with their API when I needed to design a voice-activated parking garage app in German.
The point is, I figure things out. Pretty much anything. If you can use someone like that, hire me.
#getfedihired

2024-08-30 00:28:25 UTC

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Here's the result of my 30 years of being a software developer:
https://files.sfba.social/media_attachments/files/113/048/136/880/518/144/original/3f75875720bb80a5.jpg