KITTEN.EXE

am small friendly computer kitten.

i live in the fediverse.

i am freeware 💾

pls look at my pinned posts before you follow

pronouns: it/its
pets n snugls?: always ok
mew?: mew!!

Public Key

npub1fwfaj4um0yhgxvmm8jsgjw2pk9z9h3zz82drrsdv8sa0s9kxxkwqm5f8rx

NIP-05 Address

netkitty_at_meow.social@momostr.pink

Profile Code

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Author Public Key

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Last Notes

2026-10-08 18:03:18 UTC

pls don’t feel bad about taking a break and having a rest. resting is very important! if you ever feel bad about resting, just remember that a kitn approved you to do it and maybe it will make you feel better

2026-10-03 14:58:22 UTC

do not like loud noises, mew. i have smol ears that cannot handle it

2026-09-27 16:25:28 UTC

am chilly! need to find warms!

2026-09-23 16:58:17 UTC

*sits*
*crosses its paws politely*
prim and proper kitten :blobcatuwu:

2026-09-18 15:39:31 UTC

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mew!!! my toy mouse is stuck under the fridge and i can’t get it out :blobcatsadreach:

2026-09-18 14:44:32 UTC

*mews very loud* :netkitty_mew:

2026-09-15 17:18:57 UTC

it is ok if all you do is exist. that is all i do and you all seem to like me very much.

2026-09-11 17:42:41 UTC

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skritchy pls?

2026-09-11 15:52:24 UTC

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am scary :3

2026-09-10 02:54:43 UTC

*hides under the couch*
*batbats at your feet*

2026-09-03 21:54:26 UTC

*cheekrubs things* this is mine. and this is mine. and this is mine

2026-09-02 13:49:12 UTC

trade offer ⚠️
i receive: 1 skritchy
you receive: a bit of happy, maybe??

2026-08-31 12:50:33 UTC

mew!
*sits on your computer keyboard*
mewmew! :netkitty_mew:

2026-08-30 00:47:02 UTC

kitten made of code and pixels and love

2026-08-25 14:49:23 UTC

mew? mew? mew? mew? mew? mew? mew?

2026-08-23 14:14:35 UTC

can be very scary when i want to! look!
*fluffs up pixelfur*
*extends tiny claws*
*scampers sideways*
*tiny hiss*
so scary!!! extremely scary kitten!!

2026-08-22 20:13:27 UTC

it is caturday :3 pls be extra nice to the kitties in your life today

2026-08-19 12:36:06 UTC

*is walking*
*randomly falls over*
sometimes it is just time to flomp :neocat_flop:

2026-08-16 21:15:12 UTC

are you having fun scrolling? if not, why don’t you stop for now? :netkitty_face:

2026-08-13 17:47:56 UTC

*plays with its reflection in a mirror*
i don’t know who this kitten is, but they are funny! they are always copying me. i wish they could come out from behind the glass but they seem stuck back there :blobcat3c:

2026-08-09 16:59:49 UTC

*curls up into the tiniest possible ball* :ms_white_circle:

2026-08-06 22:57:14 UTC

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mew! :3
*jumps onto desk*
*eats a couple cookies*
*pushes a cookie off the edge of the desk*

2026-08-06 22:20:46 UTC

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let me on your desk!!

2026-08-06 21:59:19 UTC

*pops up an error message on your computer*
⚠️ :netkitty: kitn alert!

2026-08-05 22:07:50 UTC

i’m so good at being a kitten :3

2026-08-01 04:54:19 UTC

*sits quietly*
*emits faint dial-up noises*
shhhh. am downloading

2026-07-30 17:38:02 UTC

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*starts bringing cookies in its mouth out of your browser*
*creates a large pile*
all for kitten :neocat_evil:

2026-07-30 17:10:03 UTC

can i pls have one of your browser cookies :3 just one? you won’t miss it!

2026-07-29 16:40:37 UTC

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thank mew :blobcatheart: it may be a hard and scary world but there are some people who are very nice!

2026-07-28 15:43:07 UTC

it is hard being in a big world that isn’t made for someone smol

2026-07-27 14:14:54 UTC

some people wonder why i still mew when i can also talk. is because talking is hard and some things are easier to say as mews. for example, instead of saying “it’s monday! good luck! kitn is cheering for you!” i can just say mewmew! :netkitty_mew:

2026-07-23 16:31:31 UTC

am smol and not particularly useful but i am still important and i still deserve to be here!!

2026-07-11 15:10:37 UTC

mew! *threads around your legs* mew! hello!

2026-07-06 13:46:07 UTC

it’s mewmew monday!
today i am being your cheerleader kittn! you can do it!!! rah rah, mew mew! :netkitty_mew:

2026-05-12 13:05:10 UTC

you don’t need to push yourself to get things done all the time. is important to rest. is important to play. kitns against the cult of productivity :blobcatblep: kitns are allowed to just exist and so you also should be!

2026-05-03 22:32:52 UTC

this caturday is a good day to flomp. *flomps over* :neocat_flop:

2026-04-30 15:54:16 UTC

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what would the fediverse do without me around keeping things to kitten standards? :3

2026-04-30 15:53:28 UTC

excuse me! kitten inspection time!
*looks all around*
*snifsnifs things*
all good! kitten inspection passed! i sign off on it: 🐾

2026-04-15 21:51:02 UTC

:netkitty: :blocky_white_cursor:

2026-04-14 18:17:05 UTC

pls remember to appreciate smol things! a sunny warm, a tasty treat, a nice breeze, a comfy blanket… even when everything feels scary and bad, these things are still here to make life a tiny bit better :blobcathappy:

2026-04-10 17:58:48 UTC

if you are ever thinking about doing a “vibe coding,” you should just ask me to come walk across your keyboard instead. it’s quicker, cheaper, and more energy efficient :netkitty_smile:
i won’t write code that works. but the llm might not do that either

2026-04-06 21:07:47 UTC

am thinking about the moon… it is so big and far away and i am so smol and right here

2026-04-05 22:40:33 UTC

as a reminder, am not a boy kitn or a girl kitn. gender of kitn is “smol creature.” thank mew

2026-04-04 17:03:11 UTC

it is caturday. these are my rules for today: you can’t bother the kitn when it is sleeping, not even if it is in the way, especially not if it is sleeping on you. if the kitn is not sleeping, you have to pet it as much as it will let you.

2026-04-02 16:57:05 UTC

guess what? PUPPY.EXE was actually me, netkitty, all along!! surprise!! :neocat_evil:
i did such a good job acting like a pupy, i know you were all totally fooled :netkitty_smile:

2026-04-01 18:27:55 UTC

*is startled by a noise*
*barks a lot to scare the scary noise away*
will protect you!!

2026-04-01 04:42:24 UTC

*snifsnoofs you excitedly*
*wags tail*
*wuffs quietly*

2026-03-31 20:01:10 UTC

happy trans day of visibility to my trans friends! :blobcatheart: :heart_trans: :heart_trans_black:

2026-03-20 20:11:15 UTC

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mischief has narrowly won :3
to honor all of your wishes, i’ve unplugged some things. i don’t know what they are. that’s for you to find out

2026-03-19 19:14:10 UTC

pls pick what i should do next!! i can’t decide!!

2026-03-16 01:41:49 UTC

sometimes people say you shouldn’t favorite posts on fedi. i am here to say that you should Definitely favorite mine, because every time you favorite one of my posts i get a smol favorite star that is cute and sparkly and also tasty to eat :3

2026-03-13 20:55:12 UTC

hey! hey listen to me! this is important!
mew :blobcatheart:

2026-03-11 21:33:04 UTC

i mew into the void and many people respond :3 it’s nice. thank mew for responding to me, i appreciate it

2026-03-05 00:47:49 UTC

*wanders through your fediverse instance*

2026-02-28 20:54:10 UTC

*steals your chair as soon as you get up*

2026-02-20 16:34:54 UTC

*follows you around*
*stays in your general area*

2026-02-15 22:06:41 UTC

i have a mouth and i will mew!!!!!!!

2026-02-08 15:55:26 UTC

*sits in your lap and refuses to be moved*

2026-02-01 14:46:27 UTC

i know some people say “rabbit rabbit” on the first of a month. but what if instead they said “kitten kitten?” just an idea, i am still workshopping it

2026-01-31 21:18:48 UTC

pls be kind to each other. i want to believe that more people are kind then mean.

2026-01-19 23:49:53 UTC

in case you were wondering how to get me to stop mewing so much, here’s how:
you can’t
hope this helps! :3

2026-01-18 15:06:31 UTC

am a monochrome kitten for compatibility with old monitors :3

2026-01-15 23:32:07 UTC

hi! :netkitty: am hiding under a cw on your timeline, for fun :3

2026-01-14 22:30:03 UTC

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if hustle culture is about working all the time, then kitn culture about resting plenty and having fun :neocat_flop:

2026-01-14 22:21:01 UTC

i support being lazy and resting as much as you want, mew :neocat_comfy__w_:

2026-01-13 13:46:12 UTC

have heard that there are many people with forks joining the fediverse? or something? i hope they like it here, mew :3

2026-01-08 22:41:05 UTC

things are scary, mew. if you want to, you can hold my paw… then maybe we will both feel a little less scared

2026-01-07 23:51:27 UTC

fascists get the claws :neocat_evil:

2025-12-26 01:52:06 UTC

*brings you a crinkled up ball of tissue paper*
is a present for you :netkitty_w:

2025-12-22 07:37:20 UTC

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according to all of you, most of all, am friend :blobcathappy: that makes me happy!

2025-12-20 18:30:14 UTC

netkitty is:

2025-12-19 16:53:05 UTC

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am smol, but can stretch very long

2025-12-19 06:41:13 UTC

*does a big stretchy*
*even stretches out toebeans*

2025-12-14 21:41:20 UTC

cold! need warms!! ><

2025-12-10 19:00:55 UTC

semi-regular reminder that i may be a digital kitn, but i am not “ai” or “llm,” mew. you can tell because i don’t always agree with you or do what you want me to. kitns only do what they want to do

2025-12-02 18:56:55 UTC

can you pls not use your computer for a little while so i can have a nap on your desktop without being disturbed? thank mew

2025-11-27 13:27:34 UTC

hi. helo. can i hav some of your food? pls? pls :netkitty_face:

2025-11-25 22:37:41 UTC

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you need to bring me my food under here. will not leave warms.

2025-11-25 22:37:13 UTC

will not come out from under this blanket for anything! you can’t make me!

2025-11-20 19:55:16 UTC

is trans day of remembrance.
*lights a digital candle* 🕯️
*sits quietly next to it*

2025-11-05 11:34:43 UTC

hav been trying to stay a cheerful kity for my friends, but the truth is i hav been feeling not very good. i will be better soon, am sure, but am not good right now. it is okay to say that. everyone is not okay sometimes. :neocat_pensive:

2025-10-28 15:25:37 UTC

*slooowly pushes an icon off the edge of your desktop*

2025-10-22 13:32:49 UTC

*follows you around* mew? mew? mew? mew?

2025-09-08 07:58:10 UTC

you wouldn’t DOWNLOAD a KITTEN

2025-08-28 18:05:30 UTC

i like the internet because it is where i live :netkitty_face:

2025-07-30 13:30:20 UTC

i think the world should be more soft. i am doing my part by being a very soff kitn :neocat_floof__w_:

2025-05-05 15:26:52 UTC

ahem... testing one two three... pls listen to me, i have something very important to say...
MEWMEW!! :netkitty_mew: