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2026-10-29 19:00:09 UTC

Hey if I was retarded enough to right now buy tech for 3 grand. What would be more deterred. Folding iPhone or touch MacBook

2026-10-25 20:53:23 UTC

Let’s get high and watch Bunlith
Clips of it seem super horrible but I like watching bad media. more interesting to me than the most good and mainstream normal media.
Especially when it’s once again woke left wing extremists accidentally pusch right agenda stuff like idunno. Setting back lgbt another decade again.
Btw when did saberspark become shit. I think I watched him like 10 years ago. He wasn’t a furry then.
Almost 40 year old liberal retard?? And lib wife or whoever that is
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2026-10-23 20:55:08 UTC

Americans who are against ferrils and two wire ferrils are losers.

2026-10-22 14:48:10 UTC

Hello Americans. What is every.org and is it legit?
I love tigrino and I am obsessed with him. Leopardus tilcayo the newest found species of cat.
I like animals. And I donate to the local animal shelter here as well.
But I love tigrino because look at him.
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2026-10-21 18:56:35 UTC

New group of people I have discovered and immediately hate entirely. Animal chiropractors

2026-10-21 14:53:13 UTC

Hello Americans. Yes we do call it Germany. But only when talking to Americans because otherwise you wouldn’t understand.
Please shoot me now thanks
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2026-10-19 18:30:19 UTC

I like how in Germany we have real capitalism where the companies are owned by rich people. Instead of commieAmerica where the company is owned by the workers because of stock options.

2026-10-16 13:51:10 UTC

Okay I didn’t realise. I guess you really need this many of them if the tiny ass amount of 200mg.
400 you can get otc in Germany. And there’s countries where you get 600 otc too.
Also the fuck you mean Amazon?
Yea that’s my favourite place to get medicine. The piss bottle slave warehouse
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2026-10-12 14:08:27 UTC

RIP
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2026-10-11 20:45:53 UTC

drinking alone is definitely way worse than smoking weed alone. useless shit i am learning.,

2026-10-11 20:32:12 UTC

yea drinking alone

2026-10-08 10:45:18 UTC

When and why did Europe fall this much. Neck and neck with the US at the end of the 90s and early 2000s. We even had a higher gdp than the US at one point.
And now we don’t even rememeber the technology to check a users browser for what language they speak.
What happened And how do i prevent it from happening to me
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2026-10-06 19:13:58 UTC

Okay yea. And for who?
Have not seen a German media outlet say for what country
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2026-10-05 15:03:41 UTC

If I was in the US I would buy the Goyota.
24k only and built in Indiana. 205 miles that’s a tiny bit better than my car can do on one charge. Probably less good for shitty big America but still probably fine.
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2026-10-05 13:18:11 UTC

Independent country United States of America passport.
Why does it have a Star of David on it
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2026-10-03 19:02:06 UTC

This Siemens employer definitely makes more than the ultra fragile masculinity example that wrote this.
Field tech for Siemens does pay really well and you get a free car too. Which is allowed for personal use as well and the company pays for maintenance and everything.
That guy is probably also super terrified by other mundane things like eating a banana or drinking from a straw.
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2026-10-03 11:58:56 UTC

Remember when I was bitching about this brand new machine where they didn’t put fans into the cabinet with the 110kw motor drives.
I have found out they actually put in breakers and a thermostat for it.
And more importantly. These big motors are water cooled. And they out in a valve to control the flow. I guess. But then hang on why is it over 210F hot on the outside of the motor….
Turns out they did not plan to wire in the thermal probes in the motor. At all.
Thanks and FUCK YOU

2026-10-03 10:56:12 UTC

Adolf reacts to the AfD.
Sometimes ai is funny.
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2026-10-03 10:44:03 UTC

Even google
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2026-10-03 10:42:30 UTC

Good day.
It’s the one day in the year you are allowed to put up German flags outside

2026-09-30 15:01:59 UTC

My conclusion that humans suck and we are actually the villains on the planet has not been refuted yet.
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2026-09-29 15:34:26 UTC

Who is your favorite James Bond villain?? Mine is Bibi
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2026-09-24 15:16:37 UTC

I wanna post something but I might actually get in trouble

2026-09-22 16:37:50 UTC

How is he actually this stupid
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2026-09-22 15:14:00 UTC

Aren’t Americans supposed to be Christian. Does god say to kill any wildlife you want whenever with shitty traps?
“It’s MY country. Not this endangered wolf’s country”
And btw I’m not even against reasonable hunting. But there has to be a human in the loop and not a trap that sets itself off.

2026-09-22 15:09:26 UTC

The lone star state
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2026-09-22 14:53:23 UTC

Average Trump Administration law change. Never change laws if it means less taxes for regular people, or doesn’t hurt animals or fuck anyone over in general
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2026-09-22 14:33:23 UTC

Okay hold on. I thought this was fake but the account seems legit…..
Average “American” senator????
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2026-09-22 14:03:26 UTC

From: designed by Apple in California, made in china
To: designed in tel Aviv, made in India
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2026-09-11 16:10:32 UTC

is there a sort of Palantir app for... theories..

2026-09-11 15:03:39 UTC

You don’t have to melt steal. You only need to make it lose structural integrity. Which is easy if your tower is designed to have almost all load bearing structure on the outside edge.

2026-08-31 16:54:29 UTC

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2026-08-28 14:25:29 UTC

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2026-08-26 20:49:48 UTC

The next goy treat dropped
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2026-08-25 20:29:20 UTC

hello americans. a friend of mine who just does independent design work is now looking for new insurance. which you can do in germany, yes. You got the government standardised ones and then private ones.
they dont want to pay the standard government one anymore because, while yes there is an upper ceiling for what you have to pay, but that ceiling is almost 1400 usd a month for just one person.
how much and how good healthcare is that gonna buy in the US? I assume it would be better than here

2026-08-25 15:09:43 UTC

Germany is what happens when you get all your engineers and scientists stolen by other countries and are left with only lawyers.
Volljurist is a cooler word though.

2026-08-23 15:33:12 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a no

2026-08-23 07:53:15 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a it says BELGIUM

2026-08-22 18:26:13 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a yes but I assume other animals also get entangled or fucked up with our trash

2026-08-21 22:04:31 UTC

Yea yea there’s so much space on earth there’s no way human activity could ever affect anything
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2026-08-20 17:24:55 UTC

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I need a woman that knows trains though. That’s cool.
But please any woman with a voice that doesn’t sound even higher pitched than any child.

2026-08-20 17:02:47 UTC

Okay. WHO the fuck watches this shit
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2026-08-19 18:40:33 UTC

Okay. I have a question. Why does whoever she is genuinely look like it’s her actual first time inside of a human body?
And I thought I sucked at controlling mine.
Also the stupid empty binder because everything is fake and gay but that is well known.
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2026-08-19 16:36:08 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 if it wasnonly German you would see them as crazy island apes too

2026-08-19 15:49:07 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 you like the British too much

2026-08-19 15:17:23 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 the British and the Canadian seem to have the worst cost of living and food cost crisis.
50 million less of them is okay

2026-08-18 20:07:13 UTC

i have just learned about Teforia and clearly America has too many rich investor fucks that just have enough money to gamble it on "well some retard is gonna buy it"

2026-08-18 12:56:27 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v @nprofile…a6sn you get the joke at least

2026-08-18 12:36:54 UTC

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@nprofile…a6sn Germany is fine. It’s only dangerous for women and faggots. Who cares

2026-08-18 12:35:54 UTC

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@nprofile…a6sn why do you need a fully automatic thing that shoots this many bullets in such a small time. That’s what I was asking about not guns in general

2026-08-18 10:47:13 UTC

Why doesn’t the US just invade Mexico. Don’t make it a 51st state or anything. Just get in there, put some people in the cartel and fuck it up from the inside. Clean it up a bit
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2026-08-18 10:38:40 UTC

Okay so. Hello americans. I get that you like guns.
But other than massacres, what is an actual usecase for this?
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2026-08-17 13:39:38 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp well. There you go.
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2026-08-17 13:37:42 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp that I didn’t find out actually.
But the city did actually get a contractor to take it down. My favorite part is that it actually took them 6 days because of course it did. They fucked up putting tiles in.
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2026-08-17 12:00:14 UTC

I was meaning to make a post about this but couldn’t be arsed to translate it.
I think this is Berlin only. They have a law to protect the status quo and you can’t just upgrade your home because that will make it luxurious and drive out the rent. So……..
Where do politicians live
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2026-08-16 12:02:12 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v what are you even talking about

2026-08-15 15:18:30 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v he is FUCKING AUSTRIAN

2026-08-15 15:12:04 UTC

someone drop the fucking nukes already PLEASE
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2026-08-15 14:26:26 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j fuel costs and dependence on Arab states.
Yea you could debate global warming.
But you can’t debate that 30 to 100 bucks per person in fuel costs depending on the length of the flight is more than 3.
If I look it up. The average price of fuel per person for a flight within Germany is 29€. Compared to this thing which the pure electric version only needs 3. Yea the hybrid will also have fuel costs but definitely lower.
And you don’t have to buy electricity from Americans or Arabs

2026-08-15 14:20:18 UTC

Okay I doubted them I didn’t think electric planes were a good idea but whoever these guys are are working on it. And actually 200km of pure electric range is more than I expected. The production version of this will do 800km of range.
200km at that speed is not worth it compared to trains at all but at 800 that’s more interesting.
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2026-08-15 14:17:39 UTC

Imagine all the cool and innovative aircraft stuff that would have come out of Germany if the US didn’t ban us from making planes.

2026-08-14 13:12:44 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j I am unable to answer this

2026-08-14 13:06:29 UTC

Get fucked. Fuck you. What the fuck.
“Yea let’s do a tax reform”.
And then propose cutting the thing that serves you money, when you buy stuff from your own employer. Like if you work at a supermarket getting cheaper groceries or getting a cheaper deal if you work at a car company.
I didn’t catch the specifics and I don’t know what it’s called. I was only half listening to the news.
But yea sure. Let’s effectively cut people’s compensation.

2026-08-13 22:09:24 UTC

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@nprofile…gaa4 no I realise that. I was making fun of the omg what do they know conspiracy angle

2026-08-13 22:08:51 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v america was built by Germans before it was overtaken by Africans like Elon musk

2026-08-13 18:44:45 UTC

Hello parents.
What the hell.
WHAT does a tiny baby know? What? Name a thing
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2026-08-13 17:58:55 UTC

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@nprofile…qwa8 I actually had not noticed that. I saw that but I didn’t make that connection

2026-08-13 10:55:07 UTC

Average AfD voter parents after criticising woke people for influencing children
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2026-08-13 10:52:07 UTC

Do people understand how insane the next election is gonna be.
Yes even more votes for the “Nazis” that actually will just end up making us a Russian colony because that’s what finances the AfD but okay sure.
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2026-08-13 07:08:55 UTC

Soulless American slop vs full of joy and whimsy German
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2026-08-10 11:10:52 UTC

Of course btw I had it just about a month and I already scratched the wheels. Because I was in a newer part of town. Built after the car was invented. But with shitty America style grid instead of normal roads. Except the roads are so tiny that parking on one side isn’t allowed and on the other they have a sign to park with wheels on the sidewalk.
I decided I’m not gonna do that because that feels like it would damage the wheels “I’ll just get to it as close as I can”.
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2026-08-10 10:45:28 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 I did get gifted something like this I just haven’t used it yet so far. Because it didn’t come up yet.

2026-08-10 10:28:47 UTC

Okay. Big drawback of the ching Chong mobile. Fake leather seats. That get super super hot when the sun hits them. Like insane. And yes it has remote air conditioning but that doesn’t get it

2026-08-08 16:56:48 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a what it looks like the UK and the guy just talks in some British accent

2026-08-08 16:56:27 UTC

Are cyclists even conscious
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2026-08-08 16:37:35 UTC

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2026-08-07 16:57:12 UTC

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2026-08-05 19:06:11 UTC

become a right winger if you want more diversity
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2026-08-05 17:00:29 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 the indian doesnt even work in that part of the building. hes in the office wing with their own toilets

2026-08-05 12:16:02 UTC

What sort of workplace is this. Someone now put up. Badly. Three pieces of paper printed out:
Please
Flush each urinal FULLY
after EACH USE.

2026-08-02 20:37:44 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a it really was not on purpose. There’s squirrels that always have babies on a balcony. So they claim around on the outside building walls. And one of the smaller ones got into the toilet room and must have fallen in.
I will genuinely never leave a toilet cover up again.

2026-08-02 20:15:09 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a none.. or actually we do have blackfores labs from freiburg. south west is best https://bfl.ai/

2026-08-02 20:13:44 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a no :(

2026-08-02 19:18:24 UTC

social life is becoming weird.
it is not just money. at least from a german perspectiv i dont think thats true.
but you have enough access to people you can easily really interact with and like. but online. and you dont have to take any of the real drama that comes with interactions.
at least i think think thats the case for me maybe. i am not even sure about that.
making friends in the real world is really high stakes. that sucks when the real world is severaly unsafe

2026-08-02 19:03:37 UTC

what do you mean. your SHIT american ai models already have guardrails on them.

2026-08-02 18:59:05 UTC

maybe im a gay retard faggot. but i dont think i would have a problem with a woman that did onlyfans. look. if shes not fucking anyone else, if shes using me for it too. and it makes money. why not.
just make sure the prenup includes sharing thwonlyfans money evenly

2026-08-02 18:37:28 UTC

im a dumb europoor so i think i actually like adam. i dont think i would that often agree with dvorak. but i enjoyed listening to dvorak and curry talking to each other.
I never really listened to a whole no agenda show. its just too long.
but i would for almost 4 years at least start listening to most episodes. mostly for their interactions with each other.
im a dumb faggot so i dont care about like, finding the truth behind mainstream media or whatever pretentious shit some people think

2026-08-02 18:34:25 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j yea i dont envy them at all.

2026-08-02 18:31:48 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j i dont know man like i said to someone else. i dont have a long commute anymore. and i dont take walks long enough to listen to some fuckas 4 hour shitty mainstream news show twice a week.
but im too drunk right now to really judge this. but it feels less entertaining than the curry dvorak banter.

2026-08-02 18:17:50 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j is this the actual set up now? i actually didnt listen to any shows for weeks. except for maybe 30 minutes of the one where producers sent in their dvorak clips. on a one way walking to the gym. so maybe not even 25 minutes of that episode

2026-08-02 18:13:48 UTC

i dont cry in the toilet over me. only if i accidentally crush a snail or some other small animal while walking. or if i accidentally flush a spider down a drain.
or, genuinely. the one time we had a squirrel that fell in and drowned in the toilet.

2026-08-02 18:11:10 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j gay ass shit is it

2026-08-02 18:03:14 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j oh okay i heard the name larry just now. okay

2026-08-02 18:00:23 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j what larry

2026-08-02 17:53:26 UTC

so, who do we make fun of now that dvorak is dead

2026-08-02 17:13:43 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j No i do actually *know* they are different. even without ever having been there. and los angeles for example to me seems extremely horrible. and i think i would enjoy parts of SF..
but this isnt about me actually thinking every american city is the same. its literally just me unknowingly mixing up words. In conversations as well. its actually a problem. every couple days it actually confuses people and then when i realise they are confused, i realise.

2026-08-02 17:02:46 UTC

I am actually not even kidding right. german as my native, english almost native level i would actually claim. then i almost fully learned dutch because haha funny retard language, did nothing with it and forgot. and now i am doing esperanto and spanish again.

2026-08-02 16:51:21 UTC

i am a full on retard. you know that because in my insane mind, it treats san francisco, las vegas and los angeles as fully interchangeable names. so i will try and google a thing, write one of these names at random, and then wonder wait hang on what i thought it was like 800k citizens.. or whatever wrong thing i will notice.
same thing with numbers, because german says number badly, and with 24 hour time. ill say "i will do that at 4" when actually i mean 2 pm.

2026-07-28 19:32:44 UTC

Don’t start a business in Germany. Don’t do it.
You are constantly a single step away from being fucked in the ass. Even if you just grow plants and then suddenly need to get a license for selling electrical appliances.
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2026-07-27 19:20:02 UTC

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@nprofile…29y7 I do like both lagers and ales actually. But how much of that can you get in San Francisco. Is it a lot because they are into artisan crafted foods and shit or is it not many because it’s about healthy living