Tard

Professional atheist.

Public Key

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NIP-05 Address

tard@clew-lol.mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2026-08-23 21:47:51 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/4e73ee13-8e33-4686-909d-876fdb16bed9/women%20pitbulls%20killing%20children%20clancy.webp

2026-07-18 18:28:44 UTC

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@nprofile…wm7g @nprofile…hmqg
Kimi K3 is supposedly Fable tier so you can go back to local models!

2026-07-13 01:44:01 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/660c3fb8-cc26-4f74-8365-408a6c2b7a55/graham%20war%20and%20cock.jpg

2026-07-04 05:02:17 UTC

Happy 250th 4th of July to my American friends!
Looking forward to the 500th!
https://clew.lol/media/56f2414a-f854-49bb-a2d5-91966a749dcb/JH63v0AgUjgcBnne%20%5BJH63v0AgUjgcBnne%5D.mp4

2026-06-21 02:09:08 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/161a0949-eb96-4d3a-b0d9-e863ee4a07eb/rapidsave.com_place_your_bets-g2mbsqu9k58h1.mp4

2026-06-20 03:53:20 UTC

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@nprofile…p2qa @nprofile…wm7g
That's fine if all you do is game on your machine. If you do anything requiring privacy, then desiring every application to run bare metal is just admitting to some sort of techno fetish.

2026-06-20 03:49:33 UTC

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@nprofile…p2qa @nprofile…wm7g
Sounds like a challenge for crunklord420 to prove you wrong.

2026-06-20 03:47:57 UTC

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@nprofile…p2qa @nprofile…wm7g
Path of Exile could be done in browser. Especially if it went with classic isometric style.

2026-06-20 03:45:41 UTC

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@nprofile…p2qa @nprofile…wm7g
https://pbskids.org/games/play/thank-u-maker/1822647

2026-06-20 03:42:37 UTC

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@nprofile…p2qa @nprofile…wm7g
The web won. It's not pretty, but it is what is. We can either accept it or commit suicide. I prefer to live. Maybe AI will change things over time (not likely).

2026-06-19 00:44:18 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/3ba29666-d4c2-48c6-b9f8-21f532f01ecd/1_5006061426058463361.MP4

2026-06-13 02:09:37 UTC

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@nprofile…wm7g
CIA niggers saw how quickly you were improving CyberChud and got scared.

2026-05-09 14:09:04 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/64793d9e-aef8-4548-8954-7f2a92ccc8c1/com.atproto.sync.getBlob-1.mp4

2026-05-06 01:30:59 UTC

Awful librarian bitch at the local bookstore (perfect double D bust) was apoplectic and had a complete meltdown when I asked her if their banned books section included Camp of the Saints. “No… we don’t carry that. Isn’t that the racist Nazi book?” Her scowl reveals her septum piercing. My hand briefly hovers over my concealed carry Ruger .357 before I snap out of my gamer rage. Not today. She’s not worth it. “No it’s the book about the endless horde of brown people invading our nations and killing everyone. Sound familiar?” She does not like this. I egg her on further: “…is it banned from this store?” Immediate hysterics. Calling me every name in the gay race communist book. She sounds like evan loves worf. Her beauty contrasted with her despicable leftist political beliefs confuses me until I analyze her microexpressions and realize she has areola shame. Must look like a burnt pancake under that bra. No wonder you’re so miserable. “You got gross nipples bitch” I say in a Jesse Pinkman voice before making an overtly sexual bust-a-nut gesture with my hand toward her chest. She’s in complete shock. I walk away and go to the counter to purchase my copy of Light in August. The cashier is an H1-B Indian who is physically incapable of saying the word “receipt”. He needs me to sign it despite me paying in cash. “Saadr yowre dwree— recdr— werdceit please?” I have visions of rivers of blood. What the fuck are we doing here man. You should start running. You’re not safe here. You’re not where you think you are. A man taps me on the shoulder and asks me to leave the premises. Dominican rent-a-cop. The busty libtard librarian with fucked up titties grins smugly from behind him. Don’t care any more. Not my fault your shits all blotched bitch

2026-04-26 22:31:49 UTC

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@nprofile…5fvr @nprofile…9sp3 @nprofile…d550
I like it for beer cans.

2026-03-10 01:48:52 UTC

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2026-03-01 20:31:33 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7
"Friendly" countries hosting bases for the country attacking them?

2026-03-01 18:47:42 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/106c69fb-f977-40a7-bb0b-c3687b3eb43b/portal.jpg

2026-02-22 19:08:46 UTC

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@nprofile…3hmk
Haven't watched that movie in a long while, but I recall thinking it was decent. Do you recommend it for a rewatch?

2026-02-22 05:11:53 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/e93212c3-1795-49cc-9050-2b88388cd048/1000004872.webp

2026-02-21 04:44:10 UTC

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2026-02-13 06:13:59 UTC

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@nprofile…sqqc @nprofile…yetu
I hate to be Mr. Naysayer, but that tweet is literally the only source I've seen on this. Do you have anything better?

2026-02-07 20:20:11 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0
Men need a wakeup call on what middle aged women actually look like. They have delusional standards atm.

2026-02-07 20:14:48 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/2117b924-9519-47bf-be47-6a38162a0cb5/fine_wine.jpg

2026-01-26 01:38:13 UTC

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2026-01-26 01:10:02 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/1d9470f4-acc1-4382-aa11-5e3007f50bc0/ovcen%2520cheese.webp

2026-01-24 02:58:10 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/556539ba-358a-4fa9-b92b-f441c52e92da/airwrecka.jpg

2025-12-13 05:19:15 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws @nprofile…azkc
I look like this (but not so handsome) and I'm not even 40 :(
Alcohol was a mistake.

2025-11-27 00:43:44 UTC

Found a giant corn flake.
https://clew.lol/media/51866a49-c04e-43b5-9e61-5d675e83d77e/giant_corn_flake_1.jpg

2025-11-26 03:22:44 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/b852f8bc-2513-4427-8e9d-087536164997/tmptyug6s8o.mp4

2025-11-22 17:09:06 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/51ecc77a-f35f-4b1a-9246-3587456b3330/just_walking_the_boar.jpg

2025-11-18 01:50:32 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/ac26bc36-9ef9-4b1b-84fa-c353d08fc681/TheRealMrBench%20-%20Ladies.%20If%20you%20need%20a%20tutorial%20on%20doing%20makeup...%20I%20can%20send%20you%20in%20t....mp4

2025-11-13 01:43:21 UTC

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@nprofile…r5g8
What's it called?

2025-11-07 02:01:50 UTC

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@nprofile…re0d
Is he sincere, or under duress?

2025-11-03 03:20:16 UTC

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@nprofile…6wnw @nprofile…r5g8 @nprofile…rrun @nprofile…t390
I bet rabbit poo would be an even better fuel source since I don't think they digest it as much on the first go through. But they're so small that they just don't produce that much.

2025-11-03 02:35:25 UTC

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@nprofile…t390 @nprofile…r5g8 @nprofile…rrun
It's the primary fuel source for cooking. These are basically like coal mines but for cooking instead of electricity generation.

2025-10-13 02:46:53 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/25c58333-5459-43d0-8e7f-5a9239d7f5e7/headlights.jpg

2025-10-12 17:10:00 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru
That's actually a brilliant idea. It would also create lots of jobs. Japan and Germany got to start from scratch in the 50s and became economic powerhouses. US too but because they had (and still have) lots of undeveloped land.

2025-10-07 03:04:00 UTC

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@nprofile…88ve
I'm like House but higher IQ and living in poverty.

2025-10-02 01:55:15 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/c9bc3705-600e-4434-8480-11863e136aa4/holy_shit.jpg

2025-09-20 01:15:51 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx
They seem to be hoping to get a rise out of you which they're not getting so I don't know why they bother. That's why I assumed they're just jealous of your style or something.

2025-09-20 01:03:26 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx
I wouldn't sweat a single unfollow.