Charnock

I am a small irish devil who makes poor art with my stubby hopeless fingers. I also like RPGs that don't exist.

RPG: Airships
DoctorWho: Daleks
Folklore: Occult
Photoshop: Props

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2026-10-10 13:24:34 UTC

Anyone have a good recommendation for a cross platform home-library indexing catalogue system that I can just use my bar code reader to input most of the stuff?
#books #collectors #bibliophile

2026-09-11 11:24:58 UTC

Photoshop just crashed on me there because "an AI token had become invalid"
I was on the welcome screen, new-file. No ai at all.
This doesn't bode well.

2026-09-05 20:03:53 UTC

In writing a classic old poncey school song, though not entirely in latin like some dreadful places @npub19lu…scpa because of the plot I was tempted to use the classic "orandum est ut sit mens sana in corpore sano" (pray for a healthy mind in a healthy body) and turning to my Juvenal I had entirely forgotten the next line is
"fortem posce animum mortis terrore carentem"
"Ask for a stout heart that has no fear of death"
Which is the best school motto ever.

2026-08-26 19:00:57 UTC

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Hippos!

2026-07-02 21:05:10 UTC

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The "Sad Bastard's Cookbook: Food you can make so you don't die" is a good book for people without the energy to put food together.
But also like, don't want to die from it.
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2026-07-02 20:57:50 UTC

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I always thought that about Jamie Oliver and his "you can make chicken nuggets for your children at home"
If you have loads of time, completely defeating the point. If you have time to make chicken nuggets you'd make them something else.
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2026-07-02 16:24:10 UTC

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2026-07-02 16:23:06 UTC

The floating polar research station Tara is crying out for a one off horror game.
#ttrpg
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2026-05-17 16:26:59 UTC

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The number of places salivating about dynamic pricing is really quite scary. So many supermarkets are thrilled with the idea of it. Every time I'm in ASDA recently they are pushing "why don't you use your phone to shop" while making noises like a mantis clicking.

2026-05-17 16:00:11 UTC

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That will be "the lying" kicking in there then early.
It's probably some very specific definition of dynamic pricing like.. "We don't vary the price because it always goes up, so that isn't varying it's just increasing"

2026-05-17 15:50:29 UTC

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Even if it is illegal they'll just whinge till it's allowed because "everyone else does it and we're at a competitive disadvantage, won't you think of the shareholders"

2026-05-17 11:25:00 UTC

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You would imagine there would some sort of silo-extension that could be specifically written to circumvent this.
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2026-04-05 10:38:10 UTC

"someone's brother has died" is going to be my next collection of scenarios which players will refuse to commit to the bit in.
This is yet another of the early CoC scenarios which seemed to always involve someone's will.
#ttrpg
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2026-03-23 11:23:32 UTC

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I feel you could get away with Victor in almost all Classic Dr Who as a serious character.

2026-02-13 22:45:23 UTC

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Irish Americans weird me out.
What is this thing about boiled beef and cabbage. You what now? Huh?
St Patties day? Uh-wuh?
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2026-01-09 01:39:04 UTC

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I just thought it was on reflection rather funny to have my DMs guide denounced as a material artefact, and not for instance my even then quite capacious library of occult works
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2026-01-09 01:23:24 UTC

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On the topic of demonizing things, my headmaster in the 80s, banished cards and RPGs, calling them the devil's picture books. Which is a lot more demony than most of our criticism
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2026-01-08 17:31:02 UTC

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I think the problem comes extra-group were you have no social contract
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2026-01-08 08:30:22 UTC

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I'm pretty sure RPGs were a placeholder game for a lot of people till the surge of boardgames, LAN games, MMOs, and CCGs
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2026-01-08 08:17:15 UTC

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The number of people who just went "but why should we ever learn another rule set, we know D20" drove me out of the clubs. I could see the issues with monocrop so far off, and it was just.. disheartening.
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2026-01-08 08:11:10 UTC

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I think the personality of gamers is involved too, even if it was exploited.
D20 killed gaming for me as a purchase habit, I stopped buying RPGs for many many years, and you know me, I'm a compulsive shopper for games, so you can tell how utterly repulsed D20 must have made me.
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2026-01-08 08:05:22 UTC

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Half of my old club group evaporated to play CCGs when they arrived because they loved having something to spend their money on as "young professionals" that they felt gave them an advantage in games, and once you entrench that personality RPGs are just ... lost to them
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2026-01-08 08:01:52 UTC

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I think it was a perfect storm of things, rather than just any specific one event. Which is why people end up getting tangled in knots arguing about how to improve the current situation.
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2026-01-08 07:58:13 UTC

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CCGs wrecked the club landscape
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2026-01-07 23:03:10 UTC

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That's the exact silo I find chatting about games at the local shop. You get so far with people and then.. 5e just is the cognitive block.
Dogmatic entrenchment they call it in problem solving.
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2026-01-07 20:57:43 UTC

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The whole combat effectiveness type approach to gaming is why I find it hard to chat to local gamers, in a gaming shop, who are gaming.
Because it just looks like an RPG
But it isn't.
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2026-01-07 20:14:30 UTC

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"Changes to Rangers" is the sort of thing that youtubers thrive on, and that feeds back into the problem with the hobby.
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2026-01-07 08:54:41 UTC

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I've seen that dynamic and it lead to a group split, with the experimentalists on one side and a "we play DnD, and CoC" on the other.
It was quite amicable, but a lot of it was about people's investment of their time in what they perceived as worthwhile. Some people who only gamed once a week didn't want to play a "might be absolutely trash" game with their one session, and I'm not ill disposed to that reasoning in a short life*
*this is a lie, screw them
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2025-12-31 18:30:16 UTC

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I have that exact same mental block too, which is one of the reason I can do designy things, but very rarely create anything.

2025-12-26 17:00:50 UTC

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Isn't this just the "wealthy people don't like paying tax" thing? And they will literally wallow with anyone who supports lower taxes, and that is the only justification they need for their choices. They just don't like paying taxes.

2025-12-21 12:40:34 UTC

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But the bit with the gargoyle turning the soldiers into orange smoke is still in the Greek... Right... Right?

2025-12-16 13:56:01 UTC

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Losing freelancing is also reducing economic mobility and flexibility. Once well paid part time/freelance work disappears there's less opportunity to be a work from home parent, and you get into the cycle of child care costs and latchkey children growing up without parents.
or gargoyles.

2025-12-16 13:36:43 UTC

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The whole design culture is going to be subsumed into "Sure it'll do" aesthetic to save money. Every little flyer will be a canva template. Photolayouts on magazine covers will be increasingly composed by ai design from available stock libraries that have sold out to the monkey. None of it will look as good as before, but "sure it'll do" because you've saved on the price to pay a freelance. And wow you didn't even need to get the materials ready till the night before press.

2025-12-16 13:26:52 UTC

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All the "Just in time" people like me you call at the absolute last minute, but local photographers, local designers, anyone in the middle space has just lost all their clients. Artists can always create, but tradefolk are getting hit hard and instantly. What do you even re-train as when adobe sold your workflows to a cymbal clapping monkey and its venture capital burning plagiarism engine.

2025-12-16 13:19:54 UTC

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I'm already seeing that at a freelancer level. Everyone has gone.

2025-12-09 17:26:08 UTC

Someone threw out all their Unsolved Case files games in the rain - because the stupid Red Cross won't take book like things anymore. It was very sad seeing all these boxes of mysteries getting destroyed by Storm Bram. Sitting outside in the street dissolving. I took one soaking box home and to my delight found the game inside sealed in its plastic presentation folder. Immaculate. Kicking myself for not getting the others now though.
#rain #games

2025-12-08 15:27:33 UTC

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I think that's something all fans of long(er?) running shows get eventually. The feeling that they are in love with a remnant of what they remember

2025-10-28 16:09:47 UTC

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My daughters both loved Holes and abandoned the Rowling stuff instantly, they couldn't stomach the Hogwarts thing at all. Holes though? They adored it.

2025-10-16 07:01:38 UTC

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There's a lot of "exploit socials for citation improvement" and always has been
also
https://pivot-to-ai.com/2025/10/15/ai-is-not-popular-and-ai-users-are-unpleasant-asshats/
This is funny

2025-10-16 06:58:06 UTC

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Deeply dubious that anyone is considered suitable for determining what a starter kit should be or consist of at all. It seems to go against the "slow fungal growth" approach of mastodon.

2025-10-05 17:55:11 UTC

#doctorwho
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2025-10-03 17:22:26 UTC

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If the Avengers: Doomsday isn't about Blackbeard's Treasure the world is a farce and a sham.

2025-10-03 17:19:50 UTC

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Other villain people dream of world conquest and dominion over the powers of reality itself, but not Doom. Doom wants a foxy box full of saucy pirate loot from the 1700s. AND HE BUILDS A TIME MACHINE TO GET IT
*clapping intensifies*

2025-10-03 17:13:54 UTC

Doctor Doom has never improved on this plan and it is the best time travel plot ever.
#doctordoom
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2025-07-25 12:14:13 UTC

Omega hates the internet these days
#doctorwho
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2025-07-20 19:11:55 UTC

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The teenage years in northern ireland had plenty of other things going on to keep me "amused" than worrying about rope bridges :)
There were two ropes when I went across but nothing to stop you sliding out. This is quite old a picture but very much this, except.. thirty years more rotted.
It was quite boingy too, for added larks.
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2025-07-20 19:00:28 UTC

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Noooo it was terrifying. It looked like something made by salmon fishermen in 1752... and then.. left to rot. Scared the wits out of a teenage me

2025-07-20 17:33:04 UTC

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I first crossed Carrick-a-Rede on a school Geography field trip in the 80s in the cold, windy & wet, and all the bravos bounced on it and it was completely terrifying and I have been unduly worried about it ever since.
How on earth you found a sunny day to photograph it is beyond me.

2025-06-07 11:55:39 UTC

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This is rendered from the original document and leaves out a lot of the expected elements like the fruit and cheese/dessert wines and then the coffee-cigars-and iceberg.
On reflection it might be more playable if the players ate á la carte (and there was a modest reimbursement for doing that). Also it would be less rude to get up at the Ritz saloon to go fight a Sea Devil than at the First Class which had more organised seating.
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2025-06-07 11:44:27 UTC

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Being me of course I was looking at the 1st class menu of the Titanic and acquired a nice little volume on preparing it for a dinner party, so going by the suggested timings for readiness if you were to serve the 13+ course meal as table litter while gaming you only need to start the Consommé Olga three days before your players arrive. Obviously I can make this up as a spreadsheet for the GM.
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2025-06-07 11:42:27 UTC

@npub19lu…scpa and I were discussing odd cthulhu type plots on the Titanic, and I've finally found the Ushabti figures that were carried on the "largely unsinkable" ship from some Belfast joint. As @npub18lm…m79z 's magnificence "The Purloined Handmaiden" is about the use of Ushabti, it would make sense to use the Titanic as a teaser piece for that longer campaign. I think would be rather jolly to literally sink the Titanic in your opener. (1/2)

2025-01-06 09:49:04 UTC

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You would think given how the political class in the UK all do classics or PPE at Oxbridge they'd be sufficiently aware of how fickle rich tyrants are and you are never anything other than convenient for them. They all seem willfully blind.

2024-12-30 05:55:22 UTC

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You're worrying about the Blue Woman (the weird mystery is she isn't blue: Solved) and not about what Doctor Satan's degree is in?

2024-12-20 10:27:33 UTC

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I feel there are health and safety issues here.

2024-12-14 10:14:05 UTC

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I grow venus fly traps and they are bloody fidgety and what I've discovered over the years is they are very social plants, you need lots of them in one place (I presume to generate enough scent to entice) but it does feel like they get lonely. This has very little to do with the cover and everything to do with the fact I don't get to talk about venus fly traps very often.
You can tell that one on the cover is healthy because of the nice two tone colour of the inside head

2024-11-23 11:24:20 UTC

In Immanuel Kant's philosophy, a noumenon is a thing as it is in itself, while a phenomenon is a thing as it appears to an observer.
Now imagine Animal from the muppets going "noumenon" and your day will descend into Kant based muppet singing.
#philosophy

2024-10-21 09:45:53 UTC

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Tesla's self driving disks were a big success.

2024-10-11 01:44:17 UTC

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"Ah Gee another football, another rocket, and all I really wanted for christmas was corrective rhinoplasty"
Why is that man behind him using a mobile phone thirty years early?

2024-09-04 07:04:22 UTC

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Rovers from the Prisoner at school.

2024-08-29 06:24:08 UTC

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She looked over with sultry eyes and then narrowed them "Did you put the bins out"
"Yes of course I put the bin..."
then he paused caught in the moment.. fraught with anxiety had he put the bins out?
meanwhile the canopic jar knew it was actually the recycling day, but kept counsel in silence.

2024-08-14 00:02:24 UTC

The Skull (1965) is a perfect example of what I'd imagine Bookhounds of London should be like.
The Skull: A Tyrolean Folktale by Jon Klassen is basically what all my games turn into
#horror

2024-08-04 08:16:02 UTC

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Given the very coherent plots in Warren Magazines, that is probably "The True Meaning of Christmas"