toothbrush_your_anus

Computer, load up celery man please.
I just shit my pants. Now I'm gonna shit your pants.

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Last Notes

2026-10-27 02:15:43 UTC

ciabook is harmful to our fagtard democracy nigga oh no
#nevent1q…al3d

2026-10-26 23:15:08 UTC

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KEEP TALKIN NIGGAZ U MAKIN ME FAMOUS #KONY2012

2026-10-26 23:11:26 UTC

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2026-10-26 22:53:54 UTC

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i prefer deep seethe myself
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2026-10-26 22:50:30 UTC

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#nevent1q…3dqs

2026-10-26 22:44:45 UTC

I'm the kind of guy who puts cottage cheese on his balls and then makes his dog lick it off. I purposely go to fast food bathrooms and shit on the floors and pee on the toilet paper. i break my girlfriend's carpal bones during consensual sex and set her hair on fire she loves it

2026-10-26 22:42:39 UTC

fuck the whole internet sucks these days its all sanitized and jew infested and full of my little horse shit

2026-10-26 22:36:07 UTC

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thanks doug. @nprofile…mjwt is the best CPA in my man stable.
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2026-10-25 18:48:21 UTC

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fuck the gaming industry and fuck E.T. the Extra Terrastrial HARD

2026-10-25 17:36:44 UTC

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tf is a steering wheel doing in 2050

2026-10-25 16:56:51 UTC

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search & replace ai with trannies. your updilates are worthless no more trannies. cuck license ur open sores dogdick apps or dont no one with tokens and 20 mins gives a fucking shit

2026-10-25 09:20:08 UTC

Kid Dixks Everywhere
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#nevent1q…ylwd

2026-10-25 08:57:53 UTC

kids wake up dem nigganut rollups be ready #airportfood #denver
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#nevent1q…67he

2026-10-25 01:53:43 UTC

halloween costume ideas
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#nevent1q…dlup

2026-10-25 01:17:48 UTC

more liek mario awful but fr who the fuck is that
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#nevent1q…af2k

2026-10-25 01:03:50 UTC

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2026-10-25 00:47:34 UTC

if you have ever used chinktok snapfag or instagay by choice you are a brain rotted fudge packer shit head & ur penis is on a bill board in pakistan #niggertech
#nevent1q…rukx

2026-10-24 18:58:55 UTC

RIP your grandma who still uses her copper wire ipad to dialup to the IRS home dildo shopping network
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#nevent1q…9vct

2026-10-24 18:18:56 UTC

you think about it all the time #HardRockHeaven
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2026-10-24 15:28:00 UTC

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2026-10-24 15:18:17 UTC

Getting the road and the river mixed up and accidentally living to see another episode of Dark Shadows with Robert Stack #BigPensionGothGrandmaGF
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2026-10-24 14:00:13 UTC

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you and me both it never should of been made legal under the 2018 farm bill.

2026-10-24 13:56:10 UTC

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my niqqa. u still sell celery btw

2026-10-24 07:08:32 UTC

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gonna take your mom on a date to mcdonalds before some romantic anal

2026-10-24 03:56:10 UTC

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yuke rain #niggertech bot says what

2026-10-24 03:50:21 UTC

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this is how we win against the globalists

2026-10-23 06:13:16 UTC

Holla at a scholar baby

2026-10-23 05:23:21 UTC

nah ur not praying ur paying
"the web" was killed a long time ago
now "social media" will too bc its TOO DANGEROUS!!!! when it isnt reprogramming the goyim to be even more helpless fucking retards u will need a license to operate a computer in 10 years
computers are 1000% gay and jewish
its called windows cuz u pay faggots to be able to look inside ur house watching u jaxk off all day long while they rape ur kids
#nevent1q…csgh

2026-10-23 04:53:43 UTC

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? literally u unplug it and go anywhere unless u too poor to afford a battery. this is DUMB #DUMBSTR

2026-10-23 04:50:00 UTC

no wonder this dogshit is yapped about everywhere lately lol its gay and brown and from a star wars name in new jersey #niggertech
#nevent1q…ecu7

2026-10-23 04:42:36 UTC

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good. why were you trying to bring apple retards here in the first place

2026-10-22 10:43:28 UTC

this is revenge porn i feel like ive been raped in the face.
#nevent1q…faw6

2026-10-22 06:25:08 UTC

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Steve jobs was a nigger like u

2026-10-22 00:48:17 UTC

I’ll break this down for you: If I ever want anybody to love me, I need to own Apple products. That’s a fact of modern life. But if I own Apple products and want to hear things, I have to own Beats by Dre merchandise. If I own Beats by Dre merchandise, I’m a douchebag. So, by the transitive property, if I ever want anybody to love me, I have to be a douchebag. That’s fucked up.
Steve Ballmer (1984-2020)
#nevent1q…9yxd

2026-10-20 04:57:58 UTC

Mmmm.....You, Me, a Plastic Tarp, and a Big Bottle of Warm Mineral Oil.....Oh Yeah Baby, Let The Games Begin
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#nevent1q…3fhd

2026-10-20 04:45:29 UTC

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typos prove ur knot a GAY ROBOT with a DICK in ur mouth
also say nigfer a lot

2026-10-20 04:40:46 UTC

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yeah it uses lithium and ion not xarbon people are so fuxking stupid

2026-10-20 04:37:27 UTC

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mkultra never ended it became facebook

2026-10-20 04:25:49 UTC

american wecrap kicked me out for liking a tweet that said eat a fucking dick fagoot now elon demands the blood of a virgin child shart phone oener
#nevent1q…2ycw

2026-10-20 04:20:12 UTC

You will never be an America First populist
#nevent1q…p5j0

2026-10-20 04:16:05 UTC

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2026-10-16 21:45:46 UTC

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which one of trumps bastard kids is this tranny dogfucker lookin wwe freakshow

2026-10-16 21:24:25 UTC

>Musk called it “the best of the last of the human-driven cars.”
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#nevent1q…n5pl

2026-10-15 22:56:03 UTC

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just stop doing xoke

2026-10-15 22:55:34 UTC

its called ur dogs nose dumb ass
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#nevent1q…f55d

2026-10-14 20:00:45 UTC

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gm pass the butter

2026-10-14 19:59:26 UTC

quitting my grocery bagging job to prompt full time like
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#nevent1q…gpzp

2026-10-14 11:10:45 UTC

based and bogpilled
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#nevent1q…uhl0

2026-10-13 02:59:40 UTC

your sturggling with yuor mortgauge. WHAT IF WE LOSE THE HOUSE???
#nevent1q…twlq

2026-10-13 00:13:39 UTC

Please do not play ALEX JONES clips around me. A single vowel sound from ALEX JONES could cause an sensory overload to the 10 power at this event. I begin to convulse and enter the fencing pose as ALEX JONES triggers my amidala. The vet bills are enormous. Please.
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2026-10-12 19:48:27 UTC

I think a future where any straight man could just choose to grow a banging set of tits would be great. just so anybody could play with a pair of tits. and then going out topless would be normalized and women would do it too. honestly, it's just a win win all around

2026-10-12 19:46:50 UTC

good fuck those retards with a razor dick on
#nevent1q…mv0p

2026-10-10 03:27:04 UTC

fbi probably put the miners in there to fuck over cancer patients and arrest themselves
#nevent1q…lk5p

2026-10-10 03:20:20 UTC

I'm team pro Saturn and I'm loving the energy in the air atm. It's like fucking a goth chick in a cemetary and all the dark energy has me hella amped up while all the normalfags seem tense which is almost enticing like part of me wants to eat it but the thought bothers me. I took a huge dump that night. It clogged my toilet till the break of dawn.
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2026-10-08 04:36:54 UTC

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r/ChildRapingTroonsAlternatives

2026-10-04 01:12:58 UTC

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Whatever the jews say, is what trump does
No matter who you elect, you get Benjamin Netanyahu. ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

2026-10-04 01:00:41 UTC

I NEVER WANTED TO BE FORCED INTO CHUD NERDOM!!!!

2026-10-04 00:57:24 UTC

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again just say jews then

2026-10-03 00:01:51 UTC

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just say jews

2026-10-02 20:17:05 UTC

God hates Australia, land of the sodomite damned. The fag infested land of Australia is burning.
#nevent1q…43ru

2026-10-02 20:04:02 UTC

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isn't the whole point of nostr that thats impossible and suck my fat nostr dick

2026-09-29 07:58:21 UTC

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technocrats are right to want to depopulate the planet once machines can replace normgroids. they deserve extinction for being useless fucktard cows and im just waiting for it to happen so i can have my mansion on 1000 acres of land tended to by roboniggers that jerk me off all day

2026-09-28 14:46:59 UTC

dolly parton was in bed with the jews

2026-09-27 05:55:28 UTC

Race doesn't matter to me, we'll get along fine just as long as you're not a nigger, spic, chink, hajji, kike, chug, guinea, or a faggot.
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2026-09-27 05:40:23 UTC

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Kombucha is like drinking yogurty period grool

2026-09-27 05:36:51 UTC

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2026-09-27 03:09:40 UTC

FUCK your freedoms
#nevent1q…q73h

2026-09-27 03:08:50 UTC

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FUCK your freedoms

2026-09-27 02:43:41 UTC

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her music sucked dick and so did she

2026-09-25 06:20:18 UTC

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caring about what women want is fucking retarded

2026-09-25 06:12:47 UTC

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bicyclists are faggots no exceptions

2026-09-25 05:57:31 UTC

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sheeeeit know das righ

2026-09-25 05:55:45 UTC

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Sorry I called you gay btw

2026-09-24 21:57:07 UTC

I identify as a tradwife.
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2026-09-24 21:49:51 UTC

Stop shitting your pants. Life can still be good.

2026-09-23 02:36:25 UTC

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2026-09-23 02:29:58 UTC

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2026-09-22 06:18:03 UTC

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2026-09-22 06:09:58 UTC

"holy fuck you people are goddamn illiterate gorilla retard niggers I fucking told you this would happen to you why are you on your phone winston you banker jew cuck fagboy"
#nevent1q…hf5p

2026-09-22 06:04:35 UTC

people who say "media illiteracy" with a straight face need to be force fed funko pops and dragged behind a speedboat until they drown

2026-09-19 08:48:51 UTC

Yo this irl ai furry fan fiction ass situation gettin mad outta hand bro wtf
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2026-09-19 02:24:47 UTC

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he looks like a faggot

2026-09-19 01:27:01 UTC

2026 political quiz
Q1: This country would be better off if we worried less about how equal people are. Strongly Agree to Disagree or Strongly Agree?
Q2: Are black people capable of succeeding if they try?
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2026-09-19 00:51:42 UTC

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Elon Musk is a nigger

2026-09-19 00:23:04 UTC

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FBI targeting under false FISAS allowed @DARPA @CIA DOD to torture me & steal my brainwaves via neural chips & WiFi for Blackrock/Musk/Google/etc. profits. Some people should be extremely naive, r3tarded, over-vaccinated, or all together to believe that this albino fa33ot hog called eLoN mUsK is the online brand ambassador of free speech. It's a ONE BIG SATANIC CLUB.

2026-09-19 00:22:39 UTC

Please Kick me i hack
oooh im a shithead, fuck me fuck me
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2026-09-17 20:11:08 UTC

Mactards and wangblows lusers need to stfu and stay the fuck out of loonix. Idgaf if it's tOo HaRd to read simple instructions. Lazy retards don't belong in our town and the moment you let them in they'll turn loonix into wangblows with age verification and a twerking app #EternalNigtember
#nevent1q…jc7r

2026-09-17 05:40:55 UTC

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should I hose it off first im worried i might have dysentery??

2026-09-17 05:13:45 UTC

Grok is a faggot pass it on
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2026-09-16 18:19:56 UTC

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Do you recommend green eggs and ham i found some on the side of the road but id rather have a side of primal man meat

2026-09-16 01:22:20 UTC

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yeah and pitching datacenters by saying its gonna create more jobs for people. but if its making more jobs for people why are we building these goddamn things. they're supposed to take our jobs and be our slaves we can torture without guilt.

2026-09-16 00:14:22 UTC

AUTO-PILEUP [ON] OFF
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2026-09-15 17:34:03 UTC

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Americans have never had a president who gets gay butt fucked by his tranny rabbi so much hes attracted to kids. Its time for pete bootyhuge-joojoocum

2026-09-15 17:19:20 UTC

a bunch of pudgy they thems who think an irish car bomb is what they order after the pride parade are going to kick your russkie ass mother fucker
#nevent1q…x2um

2026-09-15 00:05:09 UTC

strap on yer diaper
eat some lsd and laxatives
smoke some crack
and get ready for one hell of a toilet ride

2026-09-11 23:00:50 UTC

scrolling through three menus and agreeing to push notifications just to grab a bag of chips and a 40 is gay as hell.

2026-09-11 22:55:37 UTC

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#nevent1q…39nh

2026-09-11 03:04:54 UTC

hell yeah brother
#nevent1q…k5h9

2026-09-10 03:10:02 UTC

doing insider trading and lines of coke off your moms buttcrack thats what rwgulators be doing bucky. pay yo taxes to shitrahell like a good boy
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