mementomaori

👾 Te Arawa. Ngāpuhi. Raukawa. Haututū. 👾

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Ngā Kaitiaki o Papatūānuku.

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2026-09-28 21:11:39 UTC

No one's gonna call it 'superintelligence' lol.

2026-09-26 12:10:01 UTC

Forgot there's a Muppet called Lew Zealand lol.

2026-09-25 01:31:59 UTC

At this point they'll be bringing back meat safes and the iceman.

2026-09-24 08:53:48 UTC

So, if you have a website for a small business say, it will constantly be under attack?

2026-09-23 22:35:07 UTC

Somedays, I will die on a molehill. But not today (the day is young though).

2026-09-23 19:55:27 UTC

I will be eschewing Daylight Saving (the stealer of dreams) this year, that is all.

2026-09-23 08:51:34 UTC

Come On Eileen really did Dexys Midnight Runners a disservice, they were a top band.

2026-09-22 08:32:49 UTC

*hums 'Running the World' by Jarvis Cocker*

2026-09-21 04:57:20 UTC

I hate doing stuff I don't want to do. 😒

2026-09-20 22:19:47 UTC

Bring back Big Fresh and the creepy animatronic vegetables. 😤

2026-09-20 22:02:03 UTC

Track this, track that, no one can afford to go anywhere or buy anything anymore, Big Surveillance. Track deez to the PaknSave. 😑

2026-09-11 19:14:46 UTC

I thought the Proclaimers ended after that fucking annoying song tbh.

2026-09-08 02:38:42 UTC

Do not be fooled by False Spring! Stay frosty.

2026-09-03 09:48:02 UTC

Ever have doubts about everything.

2026-09-03 07:44:19 UTC

Flashback to Suzanne Paul owning a Maaori village or some shit.

2026-09-03 04:06:34 UTC

Nothing more humiliating/anxiety inducing/hilarious, than going in for a hongi and getting a kihi on the schnoz ktk. 👃🏽 😽

2026-09-02 08:46:49 UTC

Wondering if folks who mask up still get the stink eye, I can see some stares but my eyes say "try it mf", in the universal language.

2026-09-01 23:15:43 UTC

Renaming America 'Poopyland'

2026-09-01 07:55:53 UTC

Kids these days don't know the sheer terror of taking your questionable musical choice to get rung up by the snooty record store worker.

2026-08-31 05:29:00 UTC

Life's too short to listen to Chris Hipkins. 😑

2026-08-26 09:50:07 UTC

Remember when 'man-o-the-people' Luxo, thought a weekly grocery shop for a NZ family was $60?

2026-08-26 08:56:09 UTC

I will not be trying your "New AI Search" *squints* Trademe?

2026-08-25 10:25:31 UTC

My youtube algo is just saffas and kiwis talking rugger.

2026-08-25 08:10:22 UTC

When is this *&#&%? election. 😑

2026-08-19 08:08:25 UTC

Leftism is still a killer album.

2026-08-15 02:30:25 UTC

What is that warm bright thing in the sky.

2026-08-14 20:54:46 UTC

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@nprofile…xpw3 Aae indeed, hope you're recovering well too!

2026-08-14 20:17:53 UTC

Only just recently found out paracetamol can destroy your liver, I've been dropping those mfs like candy for years. 😑

2026-08-14 06:58:36 UTC

Matt Damon's best role was in Team America: World Police.

2026-08-11 18:56:03 UTC

Bin night is bad enough, but 6am bin morning is out the gate (my annoying neighbour can get in the bin and put themselves out).

2026-08-10 06:55:58 UTC

People will willingly become complicit in mass monitoring, for a $99 pair of nonce goggles. 😑

2026-08-10 02:45:01 UTC

For whom the road tolls.

2026-08-08 23:43:22 UTC

You have ONE nazi in your party, that's now a nazi party.

2026-08-07 02:01:22 UTC

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Labour and National should form a coalition and be done with it.

2026-08-07 01:57:43 UTC

It's actually embarrassing how shit Labour are.

2026-08-06 22:03:55 UTC

I was today years old when I found out Donald Ducks middle name is Fauntleroy?

2026-08-06 05:08:14 UTC

Mana Motuhake when. 😑

2026-08-05 03:45:40 UTC

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@nprofile…86c8 @nprofile…v6rh Is it good for neck support?

2026-08-05 03:34:41 UTC

Has anyone tried a buckwheat pillow?

2026-08-05 02:15:10 UTC

I was told to go back to my own country once, and apparently that's Japan?

2026-08-05 00:11:36 UTC

Almost Spring innit.

2026-08-04 10:36:41 UTC

Hari huritau ki a au 🥳
https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/117/036/771/841/996/465/original/467f4958aa04c511.jpg

2026-08-03 04:08:21 UTC

I need a "No AI was used in the making of this [insert film/writing/artwork etc]" label. 😑

2026-07-31 12:12:49 UTC

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@nprofile…yzxf Innocent times.

2026-07-31 12:05:44 UTC

Might get into these new things all the cool kids are talking about, 'NFTs'.

2026-07-30 08:00:22 UTC

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@nprofile…wj33 These people make me sick.

2026-07-30 07:57:12 UTC

These hua will fast track nuclear energy to power Big AI Data Centre, probably.

2026-07-29 08:10:03 UTC

What fresh dystopia is this. 😑

2026-07-29 04:57:25 UTC

"Elon Musk Company Sues Minnesota Over Law Banning Use Of AI To Create Nude Deepfakes" 😒 Yeet that mf into the sun.

2026-07-29 01:27:15 UTC

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@nprofile…yzxf Kia Ora e hoa! 🙏🏽

2026-07-29 01:23:56 UTC

Lamenting the fracturing of Maaori Twitter over on Bluesky, and the wonderful Dr. Jacquie Kidd tautoko'd my comment and then offered to send me her pukapuka 😭 ❤️ 🤍 🖤

2026-07-28 07:21:28 UTC

Free Speech Union attacks free speech you can't make this shit up.

2026-04-11 01:31:52 UTC

The wind is picking up.

2026-04-10 21:29:46 UTC

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Space donuts.

2026-04-10 21:28:41 UTC

Pulling a handbrake and drifting into the upper atmosphere.

2026-04-09 11:26:43 UTC

Killer NZ songs from the '90s and go... 😤

2026-04-07 07:33:36 UTC

Back on my Space Disco bullshit.

2026-04-06 03:29:39 UTC

Big fan of people who build their dream homes, and they look like absolute dogshit, completely unfit for resale. No fucks given I respect that.

2026-04-04 23:06:09 UTC

Do you recommend Brave as a browser?

2026-04-04 20:37:32 UTC

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@nprofile…xpw3 The Pak'nSave ones aren't even that nice tbh lol.

2026-04-04 20:33:36 UTC

$6 bucks for a pack of hot cross buns. 😑

2026-04-03 23:04:30 UTC

Successfully avoided at the Super, an ex, and an old "friend" I never wanted to see again, by wearing a mask. Masking works! Better living everyone.

2026-04-02 07:18:48 UTC

Astronauts are just space bogans.

2026-04-02 05:46:10 UTC

*me listening to Suzanne Paul hawking Thin Lizzy products* "What decade is this??"

2026-04-01 01:32:20 UTC

When the humble Kiwi pie hits $10, initiate The Revolution.

2026-03-23 12:27:46 UTC

Hello insomnia, my old friend. 😑

2026-03-23 06:41:06 UTC

You could bludgeon someone to death with that synth in Sierra Leone by Coconut Rough. #NZMusic

2026-03-22 17:53:04 UTC

Had a dream where we were using te reo Maaori sign as a battle language.

2026-03-22 03:56:33 UTC

Super niche question, any idea where Tui would've been playing at here? #PrinceTuiTeka #TuiLatui #NZMusic
https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/116/270/799/487/610/554/original/7e16adc6ff6eaf61.png

2026-03-21 20:06:40 UTC

My good bro you are not a capitalist! Your business is actually a job, your bank owns most of your house, and you're one divorce/mental health breakdown away from living on the street.

2026-03-21 10:37:26 UTC

Chur Doy – a secret history #Etymology #Aotearoa #Slang
https://audioculture.co.nz/articles/chur-doy-a-secret-history

2026-03-21 03:09:05 UTC

Starting to suspect this place is full of nerds.

2026-03-09 22:58:23 UTC

Taking bets on where and when The Revolution will kick off.

2026-03-07 23:37:32 UTC

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The lesser known Dub version (and possibly NZ's first ever Dub record) #Herbs #DilworthKaraka #MoeMaiRā #IndgMusicClub
Herbs - French Letter (dub version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE93b8XwAag

2026-03-07 23:21:04 UTC

Moe mai raa Dilworth Karaka. 😔 #Herbs

2026-03-04 21:48:36 UTC

I want off this ship of fools.

2026-03-03 22:12:45 UTC

The scenes worldwide when trump finally carks it.

2026-03-02 21:24:57 UTC

We should just have state canals, fuck roads, this country is turning into a '90s Kevin Costner flick anyway. #WakaKotahi

2026-02-28 19:35:07 UTC

If you declare war you should have to fight it out with your opponent with taiaha and patu, like civilised people.

2026-02-28 08:53:06 UTC

Cunce are still bombing the world 🎶

2026-02-27 05:43:22 UTC

Enjoying a Cassel's stout, may your weekends be enjoyable, Mauri Ora.

2026-02-26 06:16:22 UTC

Seymour was hatched from an egg I swear.

2026-02-25 07:39:11 UTC

In conclusion: What if a T-Rex looked like a big ass chicken.

2026-02-25 03:54:22 UTC

Wtf did trans folk ever do to you.

2026-02-25 00:33:42 UTC

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@nprofile…xpw3 Tell them they can have it once they've purchased your item. 😅

2026-02-24 19:53:43 UTC

Just described Gen Z as being the last gen that'll remember swimming in the ocean and having water on tap and I hope I'm wrong.

2026-02-24 09:52:39 UTC

Why is my entire TL Cory Doctorow.

2026-02-21 23:53:15 UTC

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I've lived through some garbage govts in my time but this one is on another level.

2026-02-21 23:50:24 UTC

They'll be turning the homeless into fertiliser next.

2026-02-21 10:54:48 UTC

Surely there's a better word than 'Indigenous', I'm not feeling it anymore.

2026-02-20 06:07:04 UTC

I wish people would have a little class solidarity.

2026-02-19 09:18:23 UTC

"Won't somebody PLEASE think of the *squints in disbelief* English language??".

2026-02-17 11:08:08 UTC

Up late half zonked on zopis trying to find an electric wheelchair for mum, what a time. Recommendations for reliable brands/companies in NZ etc appreciated. Kia Ora.

2026-02-08 10:32:42 UTC

Never bet the farm on some bullshit like cryptocurrency or AI - ancient whakataukī.

2026-02-08 03:18:35 UTC

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March them into the sun.

2026-02-08 03:16:14 UTC

I thought that March for Billionaires thing was a joke.

2026-02-07 06:44:39 UTC

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@nprofile…r769 Ana, I miss Matua Moana.

2026-02-07 00:23:28 UTC

When it comes down to it Te Tiriti is a hindrance to the formation of a NZ republic. Maaori are very suspicious of moves that take away the Crown/Maaori relationship. Our tuupuna didn't sign a treaty with the beneficiaries of colonialism.

2026-02-06 21:37:13 UTC

There were a lot of arbitrary rules on here when I first landed, but alt-text being the default was an excellent one. Let's bring that back.

2026-02-06 02:12:13 UTC

Maaori politics are Shakespearean.