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2026-07-23 00:27:08 UTC

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We're fucking cooked

2026-06-20 13:07:46 UTC

The body is weird you can lift at the gym, do box jumps etc, but it truly does not simulate actual athletic, burst movement like lateral and forward back movement in even something like pickle ball. I'm actually sore from pickleball, it's so over for me. Tell my family I love them, it's been a good ride.

2026-05-20 02:03:40 UTC

Well I mean with Massie losing to money, are normies finally willing to admit the Republic is dead?

2025-11-09 15:07:09 UTC

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I said a Michael Bay movie I think that covers it. me I’m waiting for Tarkov 1.0

2025-11-09 15:04:46 UTC

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BF6 is kinda fun if you want a Michael Bay experienc—-

2025-06-20 04:00:48 UTC

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Skill issue, have you tried not rejecting Christ?

2025-06-18 21:59:50 UTC

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Rainbow Sex

2025-06-18 14:07:23 UTC

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Beast Master (I'm kidding). Star Wars Empire Strikes Back (yes it's fantasy not sci-fi, it takes place a long time ago, and it has ships with sounds in space, samurai with psionics and laser swords powered by magical crystals). Lord of the Rings was my first choice--it was taken

2025-06-14 03:08:15 UTC

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The movie is a cinematic masterpiece, in pacing, dialogue, action and soundtrack.

2025-06-10 02:13:21 UTC

Is there a link for NCTV? I want to watch the riots lol

2025-06-09 02:29:12 UTC

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In regards to?

2025-06-08 14:27:08 UTC

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Me: Lets click Mattys timeline…let’s see we have the horse of astonishment, a cute mouse, Down syndrome Donald and he’s taking a beefy shit.

2025-05-23 21:06:58 UTC

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Imagine when that guy is hauled away in a cattle car.

2025-05-23 20:47:02 UTC

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When I watch this, I know it's for humor, but I hope you're doing all right.

2025-05-23 13:39:04 UTC

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Hindu-ass-lookin-nigga

2025-05-22 13:20:48 UTC

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It looks like something out of one of the houses in Communist Russia

2025-05-20 15:22:59 UTC

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I'm in love

2025-05-19 15:26:36 UTC

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The cancer is from the vaccine, I have three people at work with their adult kids needing tumors and shit removed (brain, lungs) etc, yes all of them got the shot.

2025-05-16 20:38:37 UTC

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Yeah it ruined all of ours last year, any suggestions and can I save them? They are tiny right now

2025-05-16 20:33:40 UTC

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Mine have some 'ooze' on them, do you use any organic sprays and if so how often?

2025-05-16 19:11:17 UTC

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I like Jason Aldean minus that one song where he kind of started the 'country rap' shit in Dirt Road Anthem. I hope he's pleased with himself sullying country music forever. Most of his songs I have to admit I like.

2025-05-16 19:03:31 UTC

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Do you sound like Jason Aldean? Amarillo Skyyyyyyyyyyy

2025-05-16 19:01:19 UTC

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Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
Certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from
This bullshit three ring circus sideshow
[Chorus]
Of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay
[Verse 2]
Fret for your figure and fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your Prozac and fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and fret for your car
It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow
[Chorus]
Of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay
[Bridge]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey-ah hey, hey, hey-ah, hey
Hey, hey-ah hey, hey
[Verse 3]
Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits
And some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit
One great big festering neon distraction
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
'Cause Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's coming 'round to put it back the way it ought to be
[Verse 4]
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
Fuck L. Ron Hubbard, and fuck all his clones
Fuck all these gun-toting hip gangster wannabes
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
Yeah, fuck retro anything, fuck your tattoos
Fuck all you junkies, and fuck your short memory
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
Yeah, fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional insecure actresses
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
[Verse 5]
'Cause I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I want to see the ground give way
I want to watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I want to see it go right in and down
I want to watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away
[Verse 6]
Yeah, time to bring it down again
Yeah, don't just call me pessimist
Try and read between the lines
And I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend
I want to see it come down
Bring it down
Suck it down
Flush it down
[Outro]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

2025-05-16 15:00:53 UTC

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I assume it's supposed to look like a dolphin

2025-05-15 21:47:26 UTC

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Isn't that stupid boomer still playing today? So they found a guy that sounds like him live all these years later?

2025-05-15 20:39:35 UTC

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Best yet, the idea that suppressors need to be regulated at all is pure nonsense. Anyone that has been around and used them knows almost all versions still require hearing protection, they are just nicer for nearby livestock and/or fellow shooters. I simply cannot find a justification why these wouldn't be legal in every state that isn't ran by fags and commies (but I repeat myself). Every state period and completely unregulated by federal. Brandon Herrera for head of ATF when.

2025-05-09 22:41:38 UTC

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Let's not judge 5 interactions per poast... I think I'm hilarious, just ask me.

2025-05-08 12:48:24 UTC

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Oh it is, we are a nation of 3rd world niggers.

2025-04-21 20:04:20 UTC

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There are zero swords piercing full plate armor.

2025-04-17 21:40:16 UTC

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Look at that friendly scholar.

2025-04-11 16:52:55 UTC

Every time somebody says TGIF I die a little inside and it brings me one step closer to the edge from the fucking cringe.

2025-04-11 16:13:35 UTC

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Solar warden?

2025-04-11 02:06:00 UTC

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Blech

2025-04-09 21:29:50 UTC

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I love Bloody Marys, extra spicy, fite me

2025-04-08 19:54:28 UTC

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I'm shocked, the race of kangz who don't comprehend 'per capita' don't understand a GPA. Very shocked, much confused.

2025-04-08 17:52:43 UTC

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I can't read it, how do I open it on xitter or nitter.

2025-04-08 13:59:16 UTC

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I said something the other day in a voice chat and people were like "yeah man based" and had their own fairly accurate take on the jews.

2025-03-31 17:41:04 UTC

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LMFAO why would we give a flying fuck about Myanmar browns/yellows? Honestly, every one that dies is one less filthy low IQ mouth to feed halfway across the world.

2025-03-31 16:59:16 UTC

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Keir Starmer is eventually going to be forced to dig his own grave and then take a shovel to the skull and thrown in.

2025-03-27 19:37:14 UTC

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Better yet Chocolate started by a lawyer that got a murderer off scot free and then felt such guilt, he started the Askinosie Chocolate Company.

2025-03-27 18:32:04 UTC

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Yes the 24 broken into the three aetts, Freya, Heimdall and Tyr.

2025-03-27 18:27:05 UTC

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I believe this is just the Vegvísir, Norse compass.

2025-03-26 22:07:04 UTC

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Imagine posting on social media about being the cuck who spent money on the village bicycle.

2025-03-20 17:49:37 UTC

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Ubisoft says all Japanese monarchs descend from apes, LOLOLOL

2025-03-19 13:27:19 UTC

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I want to get the external link to send to my work team. I'd just send them Nicecrew, but you'd get normies in here and well they'd get bullied and ran off.

2025-03-17 16:37:15 UTC

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Your moms free and unlimited

2025-03-14 01:57:47 UTC

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I buckled down started mowing lawns and bought my first yacht after three hard months of labor

2025-03-12 21:57:08 UTC

The Hungering Maw @nprofile…x8tf first attempt using a spell description I made. Not bad not bad
https://media.nicecrew.digital/465a3242995037057489d19b2f253039e524b2a5a9330fe0fd4a2934f602bace.png

2025-03-10 00:34:53 UTC

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yeah when I click the drop down in the top left there are no model selections

2025-03-10 00:20:31 UTC

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No coding

2025-03-10 00:19:14 UTC

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hey Matt, what model should I select up top? I'm not familiar with it, but mainly I'm doing conversion from one game system to another and a lot of formatting.

2025-03-02 10:31:49 UTC

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I had a Vic 20 then a Commodore 64

2025-02-28 21:15:47 UTC

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Why does every one of these guys have the same chinless manlet physique and face? What a low testosterone faggot.

2025-02-27 18:05:31 UTC

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Is this your new AI? Is there a link yet to try it out?

2025-02-27 14:20:02 UTC

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AI is useful, but so fucking shit at times. I'll give it a list, "hey jewpt format my skills by the six attributes in arial 11 font in the x upload". It will invariably forget certain entire skills even though it has an upload and I have to double check its work constantly. Now, did it save me time from formatting all those myself? Yes. Is it going to take over my Roomba and zap me with space lasers? Nigger, it can't go five minutes without running out of memory discussing RPG modifiers.

2025-02-27 00:06:24 UTC

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See @nprofile…x8tf just the concept has had Owl agree with me for the first time, well, ever and didn't call me a gabnigger even once. AI creates harmony among nerds.

2025-02-06 17:51:23 UTC

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I prefer Squatamalens.

2025-02-06 17:43:03 UTC

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You were working to make that heat map into an emote.

2025-02-06 16:15:42 UTC

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I'd love to hear what sparked this jeetrage today.

2025-01-29 19:30:46 UTC

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Can you send me a link to it? I need to get off of using ChatJewpt

2025-01-27 18:52:03 UTC

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Altruism needs to die, soon.

2025-01-27 18:29:58 UTC

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I may steal that line for my new book, seriously.

2025-01-24 14:57:18 UTC

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It's like to a LOT of Gen X sadly and boomers this colorblind idea, that just because Mike the black barber is your friend and doesn't commit copious crimes, that his four nephews who do aren't a fucking problem. I really don't know how to fix it, well I do, but not politely or civilly.

2025-01-24 14:49:04 UTC

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Ah that he was a commie nigger faggot comes out and boomers will still defend his dream. Well congrats boomers his "dream" (actually Levant's dream) is our nightmare.

2025-01-24 14:28:22 UTC

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You didn't say finna, you suck at nig talk.

2025-01-24 14:21:36 UTC

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What a fabulous use of our government time. The goon squad going door to door making sure no nutting is happening without a vagina nearby...ohhhhhhhhhhhhh never mind, I get it, this is a no faggot bill...embryo. This is really about banning faggots.

2025-01-24 14:20:01 UTC

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Jive talk gets em every time, what a zinger. Just say nigger mumble Mark.

2025-01-21 16:23:42 UTC

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Kikes are the root of all evil, until they are driven from our country it will languish.

2025-01-21 16:10:33 UTC

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Please explain to the idiots in the crowd.

2025-01-17 23:52:40 UTC

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How long can we go 1 trillion in debt every 100 days and this keep up? Actual question, I have no idea they can keep juggling the flaming swords.

2025-01-17 23:49:56 UTC

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Those idiots that purchased a 5/1 ARM would be shitting bricks.

2025-01-17 21:11:47 UTC

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I had to eat government cheese as a kid because of family issues, but the idea that because I had it shitty my children need to have it shitty, needs to be killed figuratively and literally with fire. My oldest has a very high IQ, a degree and still cant find good work because he's a high T, straight white male. This kind of rhetoric is tone deaf at best and at worst generates a lot more Luigis. I believe the time for a lot more Luigis is nigh.

2025-01-11 15:22:03 UTC

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I've long thought he was a con artist, albeit a smart one, but in my local area at a nice dinner that we got invited to last year. I met a lot of people there of some local influence (it was at one of our country clubs) and it turns out one of those people was running cocaine (shocking I know). Let's say I run for local government and now they have me in a dinner party photo smiling and talking with said person used against me to say I'm part of the drug runners or guilt by association.
I imagine Ghislaine Maxwell probably has a photo op with almost everyone. Now probably 80% of those are dirt bags and either went to the island or got some kind of favors from Mossad that she encountered, but there is a chance that this fucking nerd is innocent.

2025-01-08 22:31:40 UTC

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Now let's do niggers by region and see where it really sits.

2025-01-08 19:26:45 UTC

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The Brits are such cucked faggots it's amazing.

2025-01-08 14:25:36 UTC

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"our" <slinks away>

2025-01-01 01:00:46 UTC

Maybe it's my age or when you see behind the curtain of game design that you find games repetitive, pozzed or straight up predatory in nature.
A rule of thumb, if a RPG comes from Korea it will be a bugman predatory cash shop with at least twenty different kinds of currencies to disguise their gambling simulator to hook kids with their parent's credit card. -hard pass
Regarding ARPGs. Path of Exile 2 was supposed to be some genre breaking, ten years in the making game and it's actually worse than one in almost every way (better graphics and a more simplified skill tree being the exceptions).
Let's check in on the geniuses at GGG development and see what they've brought to the genre.
1. Continuing this weird trend of gender locks on all classes: check (look, WITCH, fine but all of them? fuck off).
2. Zero and I mean absolutely zero, character customization (want to be a warrior, you get to be George Floyd, no changing it, you are a nog).
3. Armor is useless and by that I mean people have ran the math and you can stack almost every node and still not have enough armor to survive a 5k boss hit. Lots of videos on this but the 2 part one from Kripparian sums it up nicely, skip to the 2nd one for a TLDR. So ten years of POE1 under their belt and they can't make a simple fucking formula for armor work, lol.
4. Giant skill trees that really, aren't that creative. It's a lot of convoluted 15% extra damage when the sun rises on the 3rd day and the mob is stunned bullshit or some % modifier of another % modifier requiring a math degree to figure out so you just click it and since you can't see damage numbers you just assume it's working.
5. Zero choices in the storyline or any other aspect of the game outside the skill tree. None as in crafting is totally RNG, drops of course are a casino and the storyline itself you just click through it and repeat.
The best part, they said they fixed melee ROFL LMFAO, it's actually worse than POE1, with huge animation locks that provide zero i-frames meanwhile my son had a sorc just spamming one button and blowing shit up off the map in high end content. It's honestly just a joke to play warrior.
The game is a top-down cookie clicker for autistic gambling addicts with a numbers fetish.

2024-11-24 14:47:58 UTC

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I tend to hunt on the ground… and fall asleep. A squirrel zoomed down the tree onto my head one day and like a cartoon where we scare each other that’s exactly what happened

2024-11-21 13:35:54 UTC

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Damn that's better than 'advantage'.

2024-11-20 00:06:33 UTC

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Matty, does your wife ever see your posts? I wonder about this a lot. "Imma crush my benis with a chainsaw" ---your wife, "Are you ok?"

2024-11-19 22:12:40 UTC

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Imagine wearing that beanie in a face fag photo online and posting that word salad, reading it three times for errors and smugly hitting send. God I hate faggots like him.

2024-11-19 01:24:33 UTC

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Kotek Kotek, sounds jewish

2024-11-18 19:16:55 UTC

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Do you still go by Willy Hobbledick?

2024-11-14 02:46:23 UTC

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The morons realize painting someone (a Bernie Bro ffs) as Hitler makes Hitler even cooler, right?

2024-11-14 00:01:35 UTC

@npub13v6…hy07 So NCTV stream, think there would be any interest in TTRPG creation stream? I'm converting our game system (was a successful Kickstarter) to 5e and adding new lore and systems etc.

2024-11-13 16:59:47 UTC

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You're right they don't call you Beefis Dinkledick.

2024-11-11 23:46:35 UTC

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Have you thought about gaslighting the Blue-Anon libs that with donations we will investigate the election results like that bitch in Arizona and that other bitch that "released the Kraken" were going to do? For real though we should run some gaslighting op and funnel it to NCD.

2024-11-08 21:49:55 UTC

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If I tried to explain fedi to my wife, it would not go well. So you see honey I left Gab which was full of pepega glowniggers to join Matty who talks about exploding his tiny benis daily, but sometimes says insightful things. No it doesn't have a news feed bot as requested, yes it's full of autists. The bonus is I get called gabnigger!

2024-11-08 20:07:11 UTC

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Did you turn it to 11?

2024-11-08 14:21:14 UTC

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2024-11-07 20:25:44 UTC

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Imagine in any other age a foreigner in your homeland harming one of your children and you arrest the people exacting justice. The insanity is off the charts. The Chink should be publicly executed on live TV as an example of what happens.

2024-11-06 15:48:16 UTC

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Would all have been happier having a nigger/pajeet female of 85 IQ with no smart people behind her (RFK, Musk etc) in charge? Look I'm not a fan of Trump and his sucking off of jews, but ffs she's actually a low IQ crazy cat lady married to a jew. So you were getting jews either way.

2024-11-06 15:11:29 UTC

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I have never met a Brit that didn't look like Austin Powers in some form. Honest to god it's crazy how all the good genes fled that nation under King George and came to the U.S.

2024-11-06 15:09:27 UTC

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I mean White women did vote Trump at the 2nd highest rate after White men. So all hope isn't lost. Now I know they can't stand up there and talk about White Power, but my faith isn't in Trump at all, it's in the fact that at LEAST he's getting a real team of smart people around him. RFK Jr. fighting the FDA and big pharma is HUGE for this nation's health (raw milk and healthy foods have a chance again). A healthy nation gets more testosterone and more testosterone means a nation of men willing to overthrow the jews. These things are related. Also, Musk could help with efficiency in the government and eliminate useless waste. He did so with X and my favorite appointment is Thomas Massie will be the Secretary of Agriculture, I spoke with him personally when RFK Jr. gave him the call in Florida a couple weeks ago. Massie, of all the politicians is a very honest and good dude, and having him overseeing agriculture is a huge win for small farmers.

2024-11-06 15:01:49 UTC

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I have a theory, and hear me out, but that hypersonic test nuke, supposedly set to launch last night? Well it misfired and landed on Poast's servers. sucks to suck I guess

2024-11-06 15:00:09 UTC

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Who is that catcher's mitt he's interviewing?

2024-11-06 14:58:09 UTC

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I have been to Mexico, Iceland, Norway, Spain, France, Britain, Scotland, and France. So while I'm an unwashed peasant, my pallet and nose said that London was the worst city of any that I visited for the people and their god awful food. Fish and chips? Nah nigger you gotta go to Northern Britain for that it's Indian curry and boiled shit in London. Paris also sucked, but mainly because it was full of nigs and smelled like urine. The best food was in Norway, hands down. Their hotel buffets were some of the best and healthiest food I've ever eaten.

2024-11-05 17:24:23 UTC

I voted myself state treasurer.

2024-10-24 02:15:17 UTC

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let me ask this less retarded, if say I wanted to just mainly use a wheelchair instead of the crown is there a way to make it show up on the primary list without hitting the ellipses

2024-10-24 02:12:58 UTC

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Is there a way to sort what Shows on the front page of emotes