Reticent Turnip

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Complete dipshit. Turnip drawing by Space Moddity (npub1msk…7wr7)!

Country: USA
Music: https://youtu.be/HA3Pd5ZVip8
Pronouns: He/him
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2024-11-03 10:51:35 UTC

Hope is the pillars that hold up the ramparts of decency that buttress the principles of moral stewardsmanship that underpin the three-cornered hat of... Look, it's a really fucked-up house, okay? But I did some updates, look, it has granite

2024-10-31 19:54:23 UTC

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Asking questions has no place in getting answers.

2024-10-31 18:37:46 UTC

I'm going to take my employees on a team building trip. To the CITY DUMP

2024-10-27 20:26:32 UTC

If you need to talk to me, please find me under my rock.
[Someone finds me under my rock]
Excuse me, can't you see that I'm under my rock right now

2024-10-27 05:37:31 UTC

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DEPRECATED: Anything that actually works

2024-10-27 04:40:29 UTC

REQUIRED: Tax returns
OPTIONAL: life, all awareness itself

2024-10-26 16:08:52 UTC

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Interesting

2024-10-25 06:03:55 UTC

I still think it's strange that people say something is "non-negotiable," or you don't "get" to do it, when they have no authority over it.

2024-10-24 09:39:18 UTC

The classical dilemma between needing a vacation and not wanting one

2024-10-23 19:40:34 UTC

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It's all about the Salmons

2024-10-17 03:07:52 UTC

I tell you what, folks, I'm feeling a little randy tonight
[plays "Short People" on repeat]

2024-10-14 17:32:58 UTC

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New romantic frontman vibes

2024-10-10 19:52:11 UTC

I'll tell you, folks. You know what can be truly dangerous? Risks

2024-10-09 23:25:21 UTC

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So she's plausibly 63 now? How did she not know who Aretha was? A great mystery

2024-10-09 06:09:12 UTC

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I'm glad that not all elevators go DING DING DING while in motion.

2024-10-09 04:41:51 UTC

They should give the internet a background to help distinguish it visually from other things

2024-10-01 00:25:36 UTC

Well maybe now they will come to their senses and induct Pete Rose into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

2024-09-29 03:10:11 UTC

We've all been living in a stimulation but there's a glitch in the dominatrix

2024-09-27 21:01:46 UTC

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Problem Bear was the worst Care Bear

2024-09-27 04:42:55 UTC

Well-adjusted people learn from their mistakes, and then move on with their lives. I prefer to learn from my mistakes, and then dig myself into a pit of repetition and stagnation, where I remain for the rest of my days.

2024-09-24 21:01:56 UTC

"The world weighs on my shoulders
But what am I to do?
You sometimes drive me crazy
But I worry about you
I know it makes no difference
To what you're going through
But I see the tip of the iceberg
And I worry about you"
😔

2024-09-22 10:57:13 UTC

Just realized I've been running the wrong distro of life the whole time

2024-09-21 04:28:46 UTC

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I run on one of these
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2024-09-21 04:26:53 UTC

What size battery do you run on?

2024-09-21 04:04:17 UTC

Welcome to motherfucking Costco we have graham crackers the size of a sheet of drywall we have vitamins fit for a goddamn Clydesdale we have a value pack of 256 blueberry muffins fresh out of the son of a bitching oven we have caskets for some reason in case you're fixing to get buried it's Saturday get in your fat ass SUV and drive on over here you bastards it's fucking Costco we will punch your face with bargains fuck yeah Costco

2024-09-13 03:34:27 UTC

Pretty sure you mean racism issues
https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/113/128/139/785/908/833/original/09017af49d086896.png

2024-09-09 19:54:55 UTC

"Healthy" has become the most distasteful word to me. It reeks of puritanism, asceticism, and insurance companies looking to placate people with marginal "care" rather than spending money on actual effective solutions.

2024-09-09 07:55:14 UTC

Bob Dylan bade us to "stay forever young," back when he was 32 years old and didn't know what the fuck he was talking about

2024-09-07 17:12:51 UTC

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Okay, I had to know. Here's spouse 2 of 3.
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2024-09-06 15:33:30 UTC

What time do you get up every day?

2024-09-02 01:59:03 UTC

I keep being reminded that I'm stupid and it's really beginning to irritate me

2024-09-01 05:17:13 UTC

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[name redacted]?

2024-09-01 03:36:32 UTC

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https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/113/060/199/004/134/651/original/99c0a072a05c51f6.jpg

2024-08-27 01:04:03 UTC

The Constitution is just a scam perpetrated by Big Founding to sell more fathers

2024-08-26 23:59:18 UTC

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ikr 😫😫😫

2024-08-26 18:21:52 UTC

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My rap name is T-Stain

2024-08-21 14:43:14 UTC

Naked people have no right to insist they have cloth's on. Its a violation of the articles of confederation, the Geneva convention, and the Magma Carta. That's serious shit!

2024-08-19 03:10:14 UTC

Here how to make money on the stockmarket
1. Get a lot of capital (i.e moneys)
2. Pick correct stock, bond, or stock
3. Put moneys in to that
4. Illegal insiders trading
Welcome to e-z street baby

2024-08-15 03:41:34 UTC

I'm sorry, I just don't have room in my brain to store a distinction between Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds

2024-08-09 12:24:24 UTC

How is it that "Frank Herbert" is the guy who wrote DUNE?? Shouldn't it of been written by someone named, Spaceman Rocketship

2024-08-08 02:17:14 UTC

CW: CW
https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/112/923/992/344/948/948/original/3d4b662ac22ab435.mp4

2024-08-08 02:13:15 UTC

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ahegao.jpg

2024-08-02 21:40:41 UTC

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Wow! They must really find you very trustworthy. When I got close to take pictures of young ones, the parents just hissed. 😁

2024-08-02 20:56:31 UTC

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