Reticent Turnip on Nostr: Welcome to motherfucking Costco we have graham crackers the size of a sheet of ...
Welcome to motherfucking Costco we have graham crackers the size of a sheet of drywall we have vitamins fit for a goddamn Clydesdale we have a value pack of 256 blueberry muffins fresh out of the son of a bitching oven we have caskets for some reason in case you're fixing to get buried it's Saturday get in your fat ass SUV and drive on over here you bastards it's fucking Costco we will punch your face with bargains fuck yeah Costco
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