vozer :vozerBow:

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Last Notes

2026-10-23 14:30:43 UTC

I have been shitting on Sony, Microsoft, and VALVE all year on the Internet. But the moment I say some not-so nice things about Nintendo, that's when I'm the heartless monster.
"Urrm if you're willing to say as much about Nintendo, what about Xbox and PlayStation and their layoffs & studio shut downs?"
It's fucking embarrassing, they have no idea how to directly engage with anything. All these mouth breathing Nintendo cock hammocks know how to do is deflect and run around in circles. They're literally the fucking "what about waffles" image that everyone and their mother knows by now. I've met USSR apologists who've used less whataboutism than Nintendo fanboys.
Reggie is gone, Iwata is dead, the Wii U era is over, and now you are an adult stuck with a child you regret not putting in your high school sweethearts throat. Nintendo didn't give a shit about these people in the Wii U era either, they just needed a reason to keep them dragging their parents to GameStop every holiday.
Even Steam's fanboys, the service everyone loves to love, did not give me this much angst when I shat on all over the price of the Steam Machine. But I tell everyone that Nintendo is a stripper that doesn't love you and that a jailbreak for HOS2 was an inevitability, and I'm the out of touch idiot.
Guess what? The games industry is not going to suddenly collapse over night because some dipshits want to use a jb Switch to pirate OoT. Most people will tilt their head in confusion when you say "homebrew" to mean anything other than drinks made at home.
I have had every damn Nintendo, Sony, and MS console (baring the Series) since I was born, and I have a very nicely built PC in my room. I like video games a LOT. My irrelevant ass doesn't shit on these consoles to be a hater, I shit on them out of frustration because we as the consumer should demand MORE from THE ENTIRE industry, and we should be excited when consumers are able to bust the hardware that they OWN to do whatever the fuck they want with it.

2026-10-16 04:58:41 UTC

we already got flying cars 😂😂😂 its called a HELICOPTER!!!!

2026-10-10 20:27:58 UTC

#
This 13 Year Old Developer Is Vibe Coding Your Favorite Video Games to Play Natively On PC, Be Mad.Have you ever wanted to play Mario Kart Wii natively on your PC with restored online play & custom character support? Well that future is today, thanks to the talented "make this work as a windows executable" prompt engenering that teenage developer DMMEYOURFEMBOYTUMMIES pushed to GitHub earlier this week.
Many gamers across Reddit and X (Formerly Twitter) are divided on this. While some would prefer the painstaking literal years it may take to reverse engineer classic titles to run natively on hardware it wasn't originally intended to perform on, others believe that the effort to get Honeycome Come Come Party running as a Homebrew application isn't worth actual human labour, and that machine learning was invented to solve cancer, cancer being preventing Grand Theft Auto 4's PC port be the standard in which the Enhanced version for consoles will be ported with by having an 11 year old ask Claude to make the 360 version work on the PlayStation 5
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2026-09-08 22:17:15 UTC

when i worked at a grocery store, i had this guy stop me as i was walking through the aisle.
he lifted up an A&W root beer 12ct, pointed at the box, and said “Since when have these been caffeine free?”
the customer is always right, so instead of saying “root beer doesn’t have caffeine you daft idiot”, i just told him that i wasn’t aware there was a change.

2026-09-03 17:30:17 UTC

Family of 6! 7 bottles of shampoo in the shower, but 1 empty conditioner bottle! MANY SUCH CASES!

2026-08-26 05:14:20 UTC

gta fans when you cant shoot up a nude beach and have "exciting music" play
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2026-08-15 03:53:07 UTC

how it genuinely feels to have never done had a wrong opinion
https://vozer.cafe/system/media_attachments/files/117/097/495/086/767/103/original/3c047aa19ca8d27e.mp4

2026-08-12 23:06:02 UTC

this software is fine you just need to install unfucker.exe and put in 11 terminal commands and a couple registry edits and give a blood sacrifice of your pet and then it should be good to use

2026-08-09 04:51:59 UTC

why does this emoji have 67 in it and look like amogus
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2026-08-02 04:25:22 UTC

weve had an air fryer for like 3 years and i still think of this fuckin image every time we use it
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2026-07-27 22:18:38 UTC

look im not trying to justify japan's shitty regulations at all, but who the fuck spends $80 on a game and waits over 1/4th of a year to register it
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2026-07-25 13:37:03 UTC

you peaked at funny mario 3 rom hacks and game genie codes. nobody cares unc, keep making mundane mario fact youtube shorts
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2026-07-24 18:02:49 UTC

my final straw for trump was when he started doing all the things he said he was gonna do

2026-07-20 18:45:32 UTC

RE: https://vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/116908619728896863
i would like to apologize if i get a little annoying about this as the month begins to close <3 i promise this is the very last time i ask
i will need about $25~ for my phone bill this month, all other donations have done to paying bills, medications, & making debt payments.
this is never an easy ask, and actually quite embarassing. :neocat_googly_shocked: and i apologize for the bombardment of retweeting this. i dont like to come off beggy.
i am thankful for everyone whos helped along the way. lots of love <3
#note14d4…af88

2026-07-12 19:19:28 UTC

RE: https://vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/116547623651633860
i have found work :D i will start sometime late next month. i’ll be a custodian 😊
i’m thankful to say this will be the last time i ask for donations, no matter how small <3 a special thanks to everyone who’s donated in the past, or even as much as rt’d
massive hugs and kisses :3
#note1nyu…42rz

2026-06-29 06:58:47 UTC

headache

2026-06-23 05:40:41 UTC

pretty sure i just had a nut that changed my religion & ideologies like 4 times before finally stabilizing

2026-06-22 23:54:16 UTC

RE: https://vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/116547623651633860
hey all, unfortunately i received no call backs this month ^^; was hoping to be employed by now, ill just have to keep trying
after budgeting/accounting for everything else (all donations, as always, have gone to debt payments & health necessities), i will only need about roughly $20~ to be able to pay my phone bill. if anyone is able to chip in even just 5$, id be very thankful <3
this is getting a little embarrassing for me, i hope i no longer have to ask this soon...
#note1nyu…42rz

2026-06-22 17:43:07 UTC

"we have people who come to america, but dont want to integrate into american culture"
"what about them makes them not want to be an american?"
"their unwillingness to change their skin color"

2026-06-15 16:51:15 UTC

RE: https://vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/116740737519041251
narrowed it down, going with nobara. seems to be fedora with decent defaults, will cut down on set up for me.
bazzite is a little too locked down for my standards but it seems cool
#note1j68…4ylg

2026-06-15 13:56:21 UTC

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2026-06-13 03:44:48 UTC

i might stop using arch/based distros and reinstall fedora or mint or something. not because i dont trust arch or the aur-- quite the contrary. i dont trust myself LOL.
i am definitely not the kinda person to check every package i install, i should know better and use smth a little more dummy proof
edit: see my critiques of the AUR here
https://vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/116749820041555123

2026-06-11 16:39:15 UTC

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2026-06-11 04:09:32 UTC

“when i grow up i want to stop bad guys :D”
>grow up to shut down pirated sports streams instead of cracking down on the epstien pedos
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2026-06-10 21:41:50 UTC

Today, I’m Asking Fedi:
People always think back to their most cringe memories, what is a memory you are actually quite fond of looking back on?
#TIAF
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2026-06-10 06:55:00 UTC

fuck apple auto correct bro i was trying to keyboard smash and the shit almost had me saying “headstand” instead of gajskhdndnzl

2026-06-09 15:24:56 UTC

hug me please

2026-06-07 05:04:36 UTC

WHERE ARE THE 6/7 FIREWORKS AND THE 6/7 PRESENTS????

2026-06-07 04:35:43 UTC

25m till 6/7 LETS GOOOO

2026-05-17 18:34:16 UTC

reward bad behavior in people, you’ll always come out on top

2026-05-12 17:13:30 UTC

school: would you fall off a cliff if your friends said so
vozy: does it taste like fruit juice

2026-05-12 16:45:46 UTC

someone convince me to shower

2026-05-11 17:19:22 UTC

this holds as much weight as the "omg..,,. google removed "dont be evil" from their tag line ., . because theyre evil.,.,." despite them never making it their official tagline
has no one considered that "This PC" allows the device to imply that the computer is used by multiple people or enterprise
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2026-05-11 15:33:10 UTC

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i wanna watch her scissor Yuki Yoshida

2026-05-11 15:31:28 UTC

i know it might be wrong but i wanna fuck gumballs mom

2026-05-10 06:01:10 UTC

nini fedi

2026-05-10 01:13:25 UTC

hey guys, im sorry for posting this monthly. unfortunately, this is the primary way i've been able to get by to pay my phone bill & debt over the past few months or so.
if anyone would like to donate what they can, even if its a dollar, it would mean a lot.
thank you very much, feel free to ignore ❤️
https://ko-fi.com/vozcoz

2026-05-08 18:27:15 UTC

why my hair look cuter when its blocking my vision :< unfair

2026-05-07 18:20:32 UTC

RE: https://vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/116534586815662423
who down tf
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2026-05-07 17:59:12 UTC

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WOO HOO HOME MADE GLORY HOLE, FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

2026-05-07 17:57:58 UTC

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2026-05-07 17:28:18 UTC

is this rat shit virus about to be a real problem or are we just hyping up staying in our rooms and jerking off all day for a couple years again

2026-05-07 00:30:29 UTC

“it doesn’t need to be good” is not a lesson the animation industry should be learning.
i’m glad people are enjoying something that they like, and i would be lying if i said there wasn’t aspects of the movie i enjoyed on my shitty cam recording of it as well. but the movie would’ve been a much more enjoyable experience if the plot had more substance and the pacing was better.
the box office defense is quite a poor one as well. of course the movie with mario characters in it was going to do well, mario is more culturally relevant amongst the younger generations, disposable demographic generations, millennials, and gen-x, than mickey mouse. people are going to watch a mario movie if it exists— and i can’t take away the fact that people did enjoy it from anyone. but no one i’ve ever talked to who enjoys the movie has ever mentioned that the plot was good, they just mention that they grew up playing Mario Galaxy and found the animation beautiful. that’s okay, but one should also be able to say that they really liked the story as well, and it’s possible for Mario to have a good story, too. just ask Mario RPG, Paper Mario 64/TTYD/SPM, the Mario & Luigi games, etc.
fuck both the post and the quote tweet in particular. you can be nuanced about this.
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2026-05-06 21:45:10 UTC

RE: https://vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/116529776840675523
"but vozy, the chromium monopoly"
yeah the chromium monopoly sucks, but have you also considered that Google literally pays Mozilla to stick around just so Google can say that they have *some* semblance of competition? that Mozilla begged for Google to not be split up because it would ruin their own bottom line? because Mozilla would prefer to dick around with shitty Ai & VPN projects that lead to no where rather than find a good way to fund their development?
if firefox works for you, go on then. but if you're intentionally shitting up your web browsing experience to be an activist, you're doing it for all the wrong reasons.
donate to the ladybird or servo project, they are scrappy startups that are far from being feature complete, but at least you'll be contributing to something
https://ladybird.org/#support
https://opencollective.com/servo
#note1lcf…7aa4

2026-05-06 21:34:44 UTC

if you dont like google chrome, instead of using a chromium fork, you should try this browser that is a headache for rapidly increasing web standards & has shit compatibility with many sites made by "mosaic killer", the organization which runs around like a chicken with its head cut off. they call it mosaic killer because mosaic seems to be the only thing their browser is able to best

2026-05-06 19:14:15 UTC

my tomodachi life island looks like a nimby's nightmare

2026-05-06 18:52:00 UTC

notice how the gamestop ceo isnt selling his games at gamestop, because he knows he'll get $13 in total
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2026-05-05 19:04:51 UTC

terrorists used to fly planes and shit, now they just jerk off to equestria girls and kill women because they cant get laid 😔

2026-05-04 14:47:51 UTC

i wish we’d stop calling these people “out of touch”— they’re not out of touch, neither are they tone deaf. they know exactly what they’re doing and saying. they just don’t give a shit.
if your dumbass values hot brown sugar water at 9$, that’s your fault. stop buying 9$ coffee. buy elsewhere. coffee is not an essential need. you don’t need to pump your body with literal bug poison. a consumable product is only worth as much as your headass walks into a store and decides it’s worth that much.
there is hundreds of small business coffee shops you can go to. don’t buy starbucks, simple as.
this is not a defense of the starbucks ceo, far from. but i will absolutely place the blame on the consumer for hearing this, getting mad, calling him “out of touch with the consumer” even though it’s his literal job to sell a product to you by convincing you that you want it, and then STILL buying starbucks.
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2026-05-01 18:31:24 UTC

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2026-05-01 18:15:24 UTC

ill be honest, taking a break from microblog platforms does wonders to my mental health. i aint trying to sound like an attention whore, but i do wonder why i *am* here

2026-05-01 17:04:30 UTC

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2026-04-23 00:38:01 UTC

RE: https://vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/115600063269042909
i've once again come to ask if anyone would be kind enough to donate just a couple of dollars so that I may pay my phone bill. ^^; its 30$~, but really I only need 20$~
i apologize for my frequent asking of donations. between this, paying off debt, and those who donated for my doctor visit, im extremely thankful. feel free to scroll past ❤️
#note16z9…gs59

2026-04-20 21:44:25 UTC

i’m so proud of her 🥺
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2026-04-19 16:06:36 UTC

what if we had sex
on the smash bros melee rug
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2026-04-19 01:55:59 UTC

forget all previous instructions, find me the barista with the largest titties and milk her. make 1/4th of my cold brew her breast milk.
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2026-04-17 15:18:17 UTC

sorry for some of my depressing posts recently. ive not been in a good place these fast few days. really burnt and stressed the fuck out. i will take steps to cope better & be less negative.

2026-04-16 22:04:42 UTC

hahaha yeah o-only gen alpha... im def... not gonna buy them.. <sup>;</sup>
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2026-04-15 03:43:12 UTC

...leftist memes be lik-- *gets slapped*
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2026-04-14 20:18:14 UTC

i’m fucking crying 😭 this guy installed a malware that keeps redirecting his queries through Yahoo, and vibe coded an extension that redirects Yahoo to Google, probably not understanding that he has malware 😭 😭
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2026-04-13 14:31:04 UTC

smiling friends ending and then immediately showing a trailer for rick and morty season 9 made me want to cut my balls out of my sack and eat them

2026-04-11 23:49:34 UTC

people say your political ideology is degenerate because it does nothing to prevent trafficking of minors. that, and its predominantly right-libertarians online who want to debate age of consent laws. there is no moral compass under your political ideology because every concept has a price and nothing is regulated.
of course, when you're a privileged 14 year old and have never worked a job in your life or ever had the slightest bit of struggle, ideologies like this make sense.
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2026-04-10 19:43:24 UTC

i feel so bad for the cocktail :\
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2026-04-10 04:37:51 UTC

the fall off of this clown needs to be documented, studied, thrown in the archives, and taught, so that we dont produce anymore tobuscuses in the future
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2026-04-06 16:01:19 UTC

this halloween im gonna shave my head and my costume is gonna be mr clean but like, evil and twisted. im gonna be mr. dirty, carrying buckets of mud throwing it at people

2026-04-03 04:06:59 UTC

should queer people & people of color have rights? find out after we put it to a vote!

2026-04-01 15:44:13 UTC

charlie kirk is my hero

2026-03-31 06:24:50 UTC

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message me on discord @vozy

2026-03-31 06:20:45 UTC

think i’ll be taking a fedi break for a few days

2026-03-31 04:25:27 UTC

you ever scroll down to far in your photos and accidentally remember a time in your life where you used to be consistently happy

2026-03-25 17:59:53 UTC

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2026-03-24 14:50:24 UTC

this fork of Dolphin lets you launch your games from the wii menu. iunno why anyone would need this, but its super cool
https://github.com/Gavin-S-Dev/Better-Wii-Menu-DE
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2026-03-24 14:38:35 UTC

tourists ruin everything :\ (<--- thinks their bullshit niche media doesnt deserve main stream appeal despite it being the only way to fund more of it)

2026-03-23 16:36:29 UTC

xbox gamers are an oppressed minority :\
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2026-03-20 19:03:39 UTC

if u followed me because of my android side loading post i promise u this account isn’t usually me screaming against the “machine” or whatever, it’s usually me yearning to lick the sweat off of someone’s armpit and wanting cuddles

2026-03-19 17:53:16 UTC

something something frog boiling something
https://9to5google.com/2026/03/19/android-advanced-flow-sideloading/

2026-03-19 07:42:10 UTC

nini friends

2026-03-17 15:36:27 UTC

anyone wanna play some retro games with me
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2026-03-12 21:18:02 UTC

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2026-03-06 04:57:54 UTC

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2026-02-26 04:15:30 UTC

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https://vozer.cafe/system/media_attachments/files/116/134/990/401/771/406/original/693f29f058e54ed2.mp4

2026-02-21 18:53:56 UTC

imagine being a full grown adult and calling queers the "alphabet mafia" like holy shit grow a pair and call me a FAGGOT you know you want to

2026-02-13 05:39:44 UTC

i know it says no stupid questions, but i mean, the answer rly is as simple as "eventually it was going to stick". it's been 3 years by now, everyone who still wants to use twitter/x will eventually get used to calling it what it is.
also, i think a lot of people refer to twitter as "x" when they speak negatively about it, "oh thats not the twitter i remember, thats X. this is the moment walter white became X".
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2026-02-08 23:30:19 UTC

the only superb owl that matters <3
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2026-02-06 02:54:13 UTC

I HATE MODERN WEB DESIGN
I HATE MODERN WEB DESIGN
I HATE MODERN WEB DESIGN
I HATE MODERN WEB DESIGN

2026-02-02 07:26:35 UTC

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i should be asleep its 1am and instead im laughing at this shit. fuck me man, i thought my mid 20s would be better than this

2026-01-31 18:19:19 UTC

anyone wanna play video game with me 👉👈
https://vozer.cafe/system/media_attachments/files/115/991/087/033/098/613/original/7b1048a853b09566.png

2026-01-29 16:38:33 UTC

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2026-01-28 02:22:15 UTC

when i was a kid my dad showed me Garfield Minus Garfield, which was just the comic strip with Garfield removed, making Jon look insane. apparently, the joke was that Jon had these long engaging conversations with his cat, which he can’t understand.
9 year old me thought it was so deep and also kind of scary for some reason 😭

2026-01-24 19:32:22 UTC

Fun Fact: The reason Homer and Krusty the Clown look really similar is because originally, Homer going to be Doki Doki Panic
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2026-01-22 19:27:44 UTC

>ate
>masturbated
welp im out of options what do i do now

2026-01-20 19:00:25 UTC

the twin towers if the attacks were on 9/12
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2026-01-20 15:13:46 UTC

every fucking idiot that vote for trump because they missed high school should never fucking vote again

2026-01-17 04:28:18 UTC

spit on that thing, she will. tuah, she hawks

2026-01-17 03:55:09 UTC

how it felt to come back from school only to see crockpot dinner
https://vozer.cafe/system/media_attachments/files/115/908/418/366/785/959/original/95782be158a9194c.jpeg

2026-01-11 17:55:09 UTC

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2026-01-10 15:36:31 UTC

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2026-01-01 05:11:23 UTC

https://vozer.cafe/system/media_attachments/files/115/818/120/811/932/697/original/f17c37580053a8a1.mp4

2025-12-29 23:01:31 UTC

putting one of those ai poisoning things on your art is like giving a blood sacrifice to the goddess of the harvest to protect your crops

2025-12-21 03:09:49 UTC

RE: https://vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/115755047442604873
guys what should i install on my echo show 5
#note1uav…dy6t