WShakesp
The Satokespeare

https://stories.hitchhikersguidethroughthemetaverse.info

Regularly shitpost, sometimes write.

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Last Notes

2026-06-01 06:52:52 UTC

So let me see if I have this right, the entire world are colonies of the US, while US itself is a colony of israel?

2026-04-22 12:36:42 UTC

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Yeah, I came to nostr when it was really young, but dialled back because life happened, I kept writing all this time though, most of the npubs I used to interact with are not around anymore, need some reach

2026-04-22 12:13:12 UTC

#asknostr what does a pseudonymous author have to do to get people to read his stuff around here?

2026-03-06 18:24:24 UTC

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Heyyy seeing you after a long time friend.

2026-03-05 18:18:44 UTC

The latest in the metaverse saga is now available at:
http://hitchhikersguidethroughthemetaverse.info/#/story/TheBrokenMirror

2026-02-28 14:25:44 UTC

I don't know who needs to here this, but let me excercise the free speech on this protocol.
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, IS LITERALLY THE KING/QUEEN OF THE WORLD.
Your local governments are just local monarchs or senators, who pretend to be incharge and are reprimanded if they stray too far.
We already live in a one world government and nobody promised equal representation.
The writing is on the wall. Don't shoot the messenger.
Also. The king maybe controlled by a shadowy state or group that has something against him, but that's another discussion.

2026-02-24 14:24:27 UTC

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Same. It should only be as long as it needs to be.

2026-02-20 17:49:44 UTC

#asknostr
Hello nostr, I recently wrote a short novella but no one read it, how do i get people to read my stories? What am I doing wrong?
I posted it on nostr as an article, is it not meant for that? Looking for genuine feedback
#naddr1qq…mawn

2026-02-18 06:57:08 UTC

Nostr is the Metaverse

2026-02-12 02:41:06 UTC

Bump that up to 1000 sats
#nevent1q…lkg7

2026-02-11 10:50:51 UTC

I promise this story is a good time and makes you think, it's written by me, without AI, if you read through it and did not like it, and tell me why, I will gove you 100 sats for wasting your time. (Only to 5 people, so it does not become a sat milking mechanism).
#naddr1qq…mawn

2026-02-10 02:06:59 UTC

And it found its way out!
#nevent1q…y544
#naddr1qq…e6r0

2026-02-10 01:10:39 UTC

Really proud of this poece, and amazing that i get to sharw it with you folks. Nostr is the best place to be. Like it or not, let me know.
#naddr1qq…e6r0

2025-12-29 19:49:59 UTC

I have another story that needs to be expressed. Hope it finds its way into the metaverse.

2025-12-17 17:30:41 UTC

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GM wisdomous rabbit

2025-12-17 17:30:23 UTC

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GM friend 💜

2025-12-17 17:29:10 UTC

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You are it.

2025-12-17 16:26:58 UTC

GM Simulants

2025-09-11 13:15:25 UTC

The UK should take a lesson from Nepal.

2025-09-06 04:27:28 UTC

I know a lot of you will be pissed off by this, but, piracy is a duty.
Copyrights are extremely stupid and harm everyone. The only respectable way to make money in this domain is value 4 value, and if the only way to achieve this is piracy , then piracy is a responsibility more than a necessity.

2025-09-04 17:30:49 UTC

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Dammit, can't find it now.

2025-09-04 17:28:52 UTC

Maybe I should hide ecash in my stories

2025-09-04 16:54:19 UTC

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Tutamail

2025-09-04 15:02:08 UTC

#writing #writingCommunity
#nevent1q…u23n

2025-09-04 13:33:08 UTC

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I write stuff, could do with a follow

2025-09-04 10:47:30 UTC

Ever wondered who owns the debt if all the countries are in debt?
The simple answer is, IT'S YOU!
The money in your bank accounts is the debt you give to your bank, the banks take your money and buy (sometimes forcefully) treasury bonds with it.
Treasury bonds are essentially government debt.
So it's you. You own the government debt through the proxy of a bank. If the government defaults, your bank fails and the money you have in your bank accounts is gone. Which is what happens.
This is yet another case of overcomplicating a simple answer because they don't want the general populace to know.
#bitcoin is the exit. Use it fast.

2025-09-04 08:04:06 UTC

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Now you know why there are so many ads.

2025-09-04 07:13:44 UTC

From the few readers I have, and from the fewer that write back to me, a constant feedback I got is that my stories are dystopian and depressing.
I don't want to fill the world with dread and depression, I want to fill it with smiles and hope.
With that focus, I introduce to you my latest story: Rebellion at Sector Dawn. This has been my favorite time writing, Idk where the days went while this was being fleshed out, anyways enough self praises.
Here's where you can check it out: https://hitchhikersguidethroughthemetaverse.info/#/story/RebellionAtSectorDawn

2025-08-18 08:13:20 UTC

There is a rule a rule is set,
This is the fairest game you'll get,
No word of man, you shall need,
In natures lap you'll find the seed.
The poor could rise, shall he choose,
The rich could be a fool and loose.
This is the fairest game you'll get,
This is the rule, the rule is set.

2025-08-12 14:01:43 UTC

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Me, I publish on my website https://hitchhikersguidethroughthemetaverse.info/
And also sometimes on nostr:
https://primal.net/a/naddr1qqxnzdenxg6rywfcxs6rqdfkqgsg4xqlrt3l4vespd2gcneqv4xtpuwn2pyccjmxsjdh86z5vqqaegqrqsqqqa28ycz5uy

2025-08-08 16:25:49 UTC

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Why?

2025-08-08 16:11:33 UTC

Hello fucking censorship resistant protocol, is it even a weekend if you're not drunk?

2025-08-06 14:18:43 UTC

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Should I moderated a writing topic? 🤔 Are there any writing topics that people use on nostr
#aaknostr
#nevent1q…aq4z

2025-07-31 07:13:53 UTC

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Looks like a giant bra

2025-07-31 07:13:10 UTC

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Here https://hitchhikersguidethroughthemetaverse.info/#/story/TheArchitectsFracture

2025-07-31 04:14:17 UTC

If you want to understand what "the state" can do to you in the guise of safety and security, I've recently published a new story that goes just into this topic. Ig you like it, make your relatives read it so they understand the trouble they are in.
https://hitchhikersguidethroughthemetaverse.info/#/story/TheArchitectsFracture

2025-07-29 04:41:10 UTC

The UK can't censor my ass, I say all the stupid fucking adult shit I want on here, and the king and his prime minister can suck on Deez Nuts.

2025-07-25 07:32:38 UTC

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But no one cares enough to implement the fix.

2025-07-25 06:59:56 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/4ae6e1f9042ea56610af1b113769cf49330d6dcbf26cc6bae394f5a916fee84a.jpg

2025-07-09 17:57:30 UTC

Anybody on nostr from the frogwars era?

2025-06-04 18:02:58 UTC

This thing still works!

2025-04-19 06:54:12 UTC

What are your favorite things to do on nostr?
#asknostr

2025-04-19 04:06:03 UTC

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Same thing

2025-04-19 03:44:24 UTC

I'm just a poor, wayfaring stranger..

2025-04-07 06:59:05 UTC

Hi,
Bitcoins value is determined by how much faith does the public have in Bitcoin, during times like these, if it falls it means "people are losing faith", but people are stupid.
This probably is a test for Bitcoin, wether it takes over the world during this crisis or the one after the next halving. It's also a test of the people,of wether they understand basic economics, or they believe the lies of the media(they're going to lie hard).
What a time to be alive.

2025-03-21 18:11:32 UTC

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It's kind of the premise of the question 😛

2025-03-21 17:52:10 UTC

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Ahh you also get an answer, a direct one with, words and shit, this is implied 😛

2025-03-21 17:46:35 UTC

If you could ask GOD one question what would it be?
#asknostr

2025-03-07 13:29:45 UTC

Does anybody still care?

2024-12-14 17:48:08 UTC

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It’s like a an epic party, you might not want to go, but it feels great to receive an invite 😂

2024-12-14 17:45:21 UTC

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Congratulations from uncle satokespeare! ❤️🫂

2024-12-14 17:44:38 UTC

I LOVE HELL THREADS.

2024-12-08 08:35:13 UTC

GIVE ME FREEDOM, GIVE ME FIRE, GIVE ME REASON, TAKE ME HIGHER

2024-11-28 13:44:05 UTC

The base reality WILL reach out to you, be ready.

2024-11-26 20:28:24 UTC

Goodnight and GFY civilians of the nostrverse 🤙

2024-11-26 19:00:18 UTC

now, for some head banging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzd9KyIDrM

2024-11-26 18:53:50 UTC

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Will put*

2024-11-26 18:52:31 UTC

If you found out that your entire world was a lie, but getting to the truth put your current life at significant risk.
Would you risk it?
#asknostr #note1kqh…j008

2024-11-26 11:47:32 UTC

Nostr has grown a lot since I was last active here. So many new clients. Where the fuck are they coming from!

2024-11-26 11:44:07 UTC

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JOIN MY FUCKING WRITING GROUP YOU LAZY ASSES!
#note14x7…s0hh

2024-11-26 07:02:04 UTC

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Me! I need this!

2024-11-26 07:01:21 UTC

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Hey I love this! I already have sort of a UI for this, see https://hitchhikersguidethroughthemetaverse.info/#/story/NotSafeForWork , can we merge these with long form articles? Would love to write my "choose your own adventure" stories natively on nostr!

2024-11-26 05:53:31 UTC

Hey Trying out this new group/community for writers on chachi.chat If you love to write, or are looking to get into it feel free to join! would love to see what you all are cooking!
https://chachi.chat/groups.0xchat.com/F0aG98ljm1OeoLwJ

2024-11-25 05:41:20 UTC

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Me all the time

2024-11-24 07:14:12 UTC

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gn 🌚

2024-11-24 06:51:27 UTC

And so I begin the movement of all my stories from https://hitchhikersguidethroughthemetaverse.info
Natively to nostr. This was the first story in this saga. I hope you like it. #note1y7q…u4fa

2024-11-24 06:23:59 UTC

How the fuck do I keep ending up on hellthreads I’m not even that active anymore.

2024-11-18 15:33:03 UTC

https://youtu.be/sftymVyLb-Q

2024-11-12 06:49:08 UTC

https://youtu.be/d0HlQAjeKkc

2024-11-09 19:43:26 UTC

I come alive on nostr as it gets closer to Christmas. Hopefully I stay around more

2024-11-08 08:07:49 UTC

For anyone still reading https://hitchhikersguidethroughthemetaverse.info
I have finally finished my next story in the metaverse. It’s going to be called
“The Hitchhiker’s Guide”. It’s meant to serve as a nice entrypoint story into the metaverses.
I’m going to release it soon. If you’re still there, thank you so much for your patience.
#grownostr

2024-09-22 03:10:07 UTC

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Obviously

2024-09-22 02:55:23 UTC

DEFUND THE STATE!

2024-09-10 09:12:39 UTC

Most people that aren’t deliberate about their choices, that refuse to see the truth even when faced with it, are not really there, they are caught up in the programming, NPCs in the truest sense. Maybe there is redemption for them, maybe there is not, you need to keep moving forward in your journey.
https://hitchhikersguidethroughthemetaverse.info

2024-09-02 06:26:25 UTC

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Very interesting that you call it Project Alexandria https://
hitchhikersguidethroughthemetaverse.info/#/story/FragmentsOfFreedom

2024-08-26 15:08:45 UTC

https://youtu.be/NfYb5WT2sEs

2024-07-19 13:17:42 UTC

Imagine everybody had a neuralink in their brains and an update just bricked our brains.

2024-06-14 15:36:31 UTC

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Greetings, forget not to go and fucketh thyself.

2024-06-14 15:07:04 UTC

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