Marjane Strapi 🍆 🥺

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Tooting sporadically since 20180902.

KNZK Crew Forever.

Sometimes snooker loopy; always antifascist

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2026-09-03 09:33:17 UTC

#jft97 #lgbt
it's taken until today for lord blunkett to appologise for his role in the hillsborough coverup. sir keir starmer appointed him to his team in 2021. so far as i know he still hasn't appologised for his comments about the lgbt community, the aids crisis and so on
way too little and way too late

2026-08-05 18:40:57 UTC

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digital only sorry 😩

2026-08-05 18:13:12 UTC

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make sure to play some Powderpaint, they're on here 👍😸

2026-07-16 11:14:22 UTC

electrolysist who makes electrolysis less painful by putting you in sub space with 60 mins of bondage, impact play, and verbal degradation before hand

2026-06-06 12:54:16 UTC

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do you know about Volkswagen's attempted takeover of RR. not the worst deal in history but possibly the worst in automotive history and some very funny shit.

2026-05-01 21:20:05 UTC

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i will never ever, not even one time, never vote for a political party that keir starmer believes has fit and proper leadership. never. what does fit and proper leadership look like starmer. what would stamer do.
just say out loud starmer.
the guardian are part of it.

2026-03-06 11:19:59 UTC

shoplifting from tesco in solidarity with the quakers

2025-12-29 22:04:29 UTC

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i'm trying to get my head around people who imagine egyptians overthrowing the tyrannical egyptian government are going to do this with the communications act (2003) at the forefront of their thinking. i can't do it.
have we finally hit maximum parochial english navel-gazing? totally insular.

2025-12-29 20:56:46 UTC

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did they think the revolution was some kind of dinner party?
"please may we have milder revolutionaries" awful

2025-12-26 14:42:16 UTC

married men are terrible at anal. your wives aren't prudes, it's you.
#HotTakeFriday

2025-12-01 14:37:39 UTC

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do you remember the clanker-written "Beatles" single? FIP was the only radio channel i could find that wasn't playing it, internationally, and they've kept my loyalty since.

2025-12-01 11:39:52 UTC

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if you listen to radio streamed on the internet that suggestion is spot on. i love FIP.
if you listen to podcasts RTS (Switzerland) is pretty good.
I don't have any suggestions for radio broadcast over the air in the UK based on current experience.
1Xtra might be ok, i only stopped listening to that because one of their presenters didn't know who xena the warrior princess is. not over anything political.

2025-11-29 15:26:52 UTC

i feel like commercialisation has ruined the spirit of #BlackFriday

2025-09-26 11:48:57 UTC

The politically motivated legal case against #MoChara has been thrown out as unlawful.
A very special #FuckEngland friday to all the lads in #Kneecap
#FreeGaza #FreePalestine #DeathToTheIDF

2025-07-24 09:37:47 UTC

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i think people predicting use of VPN are way off, the brits are just going to get even more into feet and fully clothed pictures of carol vorderman

2025-07-24 09:17:06 UTC

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Starmer can't see this is going to be a huge issue because he exclusively jacks off to pictures of fully clothed women driving volvos, specifically excluded from the OSA.

2025-07-24 09:15:07 UTC

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i'll be fine of course, i'm able to ejaculate using the power of my mind alone.

2025-07-24 09:10:50 UTC

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dishevelled british wankers queueing at the UN porn distribution facility

2025-07-24 09:02:18 UTC

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humanitarian airlift of memory sticks with porn on into the UK

2025-07-08 09:54:28 UTC

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devil: morning :blobcatdevil:
tebbit: why is this pit still open 😡

2025-07-08 09:52:55 UTC

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i met #NormanTebbit at a charity do once and HE WAS FUKIN DEAD LMAO
😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸⚰️ 🔥 :blobcatdevil:

2025-07-08 09:49:44 UTC

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

2025-07-02 09:57:41 UTC

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if we can get people from "what's a furry" to "nyaaa~🎵" within 3 days we can do the same for #gravy

2025-07-02 09:53:23 UTC

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oh no, I'm so sorry. surely some other foul substance will start trending soon instead.

2025-07-02 09:45:10 UTC

if anyone is worried about missing out on a gremo (#gravy related memo) please contact your local branch of antifa or palestine action

2025-06-05 10:27:52 UTC

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having a sudden urge to buy trans vehicle decals. which as you point out you are unable to help with.

2025-05-08 17:48:05 UTC

US pope *appearing on balcony*
catholics: *cheering*
US pope: i'm gonna bless all you wiseguys
catholics: *wild cheering*
US pope *brandishing solid gold M16 filled with holy water*: say hello to my little friend
catholics: *cheering, throwing up, shitting*

2025-04-21 08:42:59 UTC

boost this if trans people are safe and welcome with you OR* you think vance murdered the pope
(*computing OR)

2025-04-18 20:26:02 UTC

Going on a riot tomorrow?
oh you thought you were going on a protest?
tough. the state decides if it is a protest or a riot based on the powers they wish to use/desire to escalate violence.
be as "peaceful" as you like, it doesn't matter
here's some stuff to do to make it more difficult for the state to persecute you.
get a phone number from this list and consign it to memory (you can cheat and write it on your body)
https://netpol.org/solicitors/criminal-solicitors/
read this guide:
https://greenandblackcross.org/about/
print some bust cards for you and your pals:
https://www.libertyhumanrights.org.uk/advice_information/protest-bust-cards-with-translations/
other great bits of advice:
go and leave in a group
don't tell the general public (such as mastodon) you are going
leave your state surveillance devices at home
don't photograph people's faces
don't publish photos of people's faces
don't boost photos of people's faces when you get back
cover your face, scarf that covers the jawline and a hat for your hairline, not just a face cover thanks
don't forget even though tomorrow is saturday, it's #ShutTheFuckUpFriday all day.
chip in with anything i'm forgetting
#BoostsWelcome #UKPol #Trans

2025-04-08 12:28:11 UTC

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here's a guy who plays D&D #TTRPG #D20

2025-03-18 14:44:15 UTC

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uk labour: the uk economy should be run like a household, living a hand to mouth existence week to week
me: the uk economy should be run like a household, investing to insure against disability and old age, making investment decisions with a 50 year or longer window
the labour party is not only vile. it is truly pathetic. investing in the health outcomes of people aged under 22 is an absolute no brainer. unfortunately liz kendal appears to have negative brains, her head so filled with hate.
really hate making the economic case, as it should be a matter of simple human dignity, and if not at least a matter of the uk's legal treaty obligations. nonetheless, the economic case for investing in disabled people is perfectly sound. everything kendal does today is going to bite the uk on the arse tomorrow, the day after, and for a long period into the future.

2025-03-10 12:18:24 UTC

can 2025 be the year we stop using the term ponzi scheme. frauds of the style named after charles ponzi were pioneered by Adele Spitzeder in Germany and Sarah Howe in the US. I'm more than a little sick of women's excellence in crime being overlooked. I will be calling it a spitzeder-howe scheme from now on, take my account away if i don't.
Spitzeder was lesbian btw, shame on people not taking pride in our #LGBT criminals
#IWD

2025-03-09 21:10:33 UTC

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boosting because the uk establishment has been riding it's favourite hobby horse particularly hard recently

2025-02-11 18:13:21 UTC

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tempted to just straight block and mute every single person responding uncritically with Snopes.

2025-01-15 15:49:17 UTC

#TTRPG #D20 #ElfFuckers #Poll #BoostsWelcome

2025-01-11 17:59:14 UTC

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just wish they'd call it VLC machine generated subtitles or something

2025-01-09 12:07:57 UTC

Anyone suggest a good guide to using social media when blind?
#Blind #Blindness

2024-12-31 20:08:14 UTC

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just to remind you:
panel 1 and a butch is delivering pizza:
butch: here's your pizza
femme: i didn't order pizza
panel 2 butch is still insistent:
butch: yes you did, slut
femme: uh, o-okay
panel 3 a box of Dommeinos pizza
femme: huh
the box art is a slice of pizza and a cracking tawse or flogger
i guess with the image choice i was thinking about what the secret 4th panel would look like, lol

2024-12-31 20:03:03 UTC

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the line is taken from the script from the three panel comic which I'm calling "Dommeinos". Let me boost it again.

2024-12-31 17:36:29 UTC

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https://todon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/113/748/622/329/233/448/original/b4e3b5ce241910c4.jpg

2024-12-31 17:17:22 UTC

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i don't know if faves on the pic are requests for book covers or likes for the pic.

2024-12-31 16:53:57 UTC

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this might prove embarrassing if i don't like any of a person's toots from this year 🤔

2024-12-31 16:52:52 UTC

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Does anyone else want me to do a toot I liked by you this year in the style of a Penguin Classics cover?
https://todon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/113/748/457/767/543/099/original/cd20cb7a510ec59c.jpg

2024-12-31 13:19:11 UTC

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Tempted to do Penguin Classics versions of my favourite toots to see in the new year.

2024-12-31 13:01:57 UTC

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the colour scheme and font make this look like a Penguin Classics to me, lol

2024-12-17 14:37:14 UTC

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they won't even let me fuck the flag

2024-12-16 17:40:16 UTC

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that's a lot for just one non-gendered toilet

2024-12-15 15:43:01 UTC

what's your funniest accidental death of 2024 #2024Poll #poll
Shipping tycoon #AngelaChao drink driving her #Tesla into a pond and drowning? 🌊 🚗
Tech entrepreneur #MikeLynch being accidentally assassinated by #HP when his 56m yacht the #Bayesian sank off the coast of Sicily?🌊⛵
#BrianThompson the late healthcare CEO who accidentally intercepted a mysterious bullet fired probably from a #Welrod or #StationSIX9 ⚰️🤔
Billionaire founder of high street fashion chain #Mango #IsakAndic who fell into a ravine🏔️🥴

2024-11-21 13:36:58 UTC

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boosting this because:
1) of course bibi has taken to social media
2) people claiming this is the only day you don't have to be ACAB. how quickly you forget how funny it was when Tate was arrested
#ICC

2024-10-30 17:45:47 UTC

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i meant whenever right-wing sources talk about free speech on campus they never talk about people like this. it's always helen joyce or some such

2024-10-30 17:40:12 UTC

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the free speech on campus guys must have missed this one, right?

2024-09-24 15:39:19 UTC

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nic... oh 😩

2024-09-22 20:01:14 UTC

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it's complete bullshit. firstly housebuilders in the uk, and this is just the majors, already have planning permission for 1 million new homes. secondly, if those homes were meeting domestic demand they might transform availability of housing. instead because no government in the uk is willing to see house prices fall, houses perform as a de facto currency for large wealth funds and kept in pristine condition with no residents.
every single person in the labour leadership who has ears has been told this repeatedly

2024-08-29 18:48:26 UTC

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more like matt badlose 😸 :goose_honk:

2024-08-29 18:23:13 UTC

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matt goonwin

2024-08-29 18:22:59 UTC

maybe instead of eating his book he can shove it up his ARSE 😸

2024-08-19 13:34:21 UTC

Mike Lynch missing. Yacht sinks off Sicily
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce38n4egqwzt

2024-03-15 00:45:16 UTC

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humanitarian airlift of memory sticks with porn on into texas

2024-03-15 00:12:02 UTC

in the kingdom of the texans, the man with an offline dvd player is king

2023-10-17 17:26:05 UTC

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The Duke Of Wellington was a passenger on the same train which ensured that when the murderous train service arrived in Manchester they were greeted by a riotous mob. They had to flee back to Liverpool but the lack of ability to turn around and lack of motive power in reverse meant this took 6 and a half hours. A familiar experience for people travelling from Manchester to Liverpool to this day.
Serving prime ministers being pelted with rotten fruit and vegetables, sadly no longer a part of Manchester culture 😾

2023-10-17 17:15:16 UTC

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We all know trains are cool, but did you know the first ever passenger rail service stuck and killed a sitting MP on it's debut. 😸 🚂 🚑 ⚰️ 💀

2023-02-05 12:17:32 UTC

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boosting this because, falacy 4) households can run out of resources, is also a falacy of the unemployment-inflation link axiom popular in the uk. As tooted yesterday.

2023-01-03 14:37:35 UTC

getting owned so hard that romanian police have to stop pretending they don't know where you are is exactly why no one over 30 should be allowed access to the internet

2023-01-02 09:25:10 UTC

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3) Households run household budgets (they don't). In fact the people pushing "household budget" economics make it explicitly clear that real households will be picking up the burden of governments, training the next generation, making long term investments in housing, seeding new businesses, creating intergenerational indebtedness. This is as clear cut an example of a fallacy as I can imagine.
4) Households (real households) can run out of resources (they can't).
Households cannot have enough money to influence inflation in a manner claimed by the proponents of "household budget" "economics". Households are cash- not resource-limited. The opposite to governments.
2/end

2023-01-02 09:16:41 UTC

There are 4 fallacious statements in the "household budget" metaphor for national economies. Most people focus on 1) Countries can run out of money (they can't)
What countries are supposed to be saving for under the household budget analogy is "a rainy day". The money will be spent on something desperately needed. 2) Countries can't run out of resources (they can)
As should be abundantly obvious by now when governments switch off programmes such as training teachers or nurses they can't simply be switched on again. The trainers and training establishments no longer exist. There is no longer even anyone who can train more trainers or build more establishments. Manufacturing sectors that have not even been mothballed can't simply be switched on again, how absurd.
#BoostsWelcome

2022-05-02 15:31:19 UTC

I'm a big fan of when a locomotive was "used" to do an extraordinary #praxis on William Huskisson.