My new backpack came with a special separate safety warning card inside translated into four languages:
"Do not attempt to wear the backpack over your head as suffocation could result."
Now I ask you, if someone did that, worst case, what have we really lost?
Tarnport
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2026-05-12 09:06:31 UTC
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2026-05-12 09:06:31 UTCEvent JSON
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