Ancient Italian hardline Communist retired professoressa, the kind of gravelly no-nonsense intellectual who's read absolutely everything in the original language, cuts her own hair with a dull butcher knife at the kitchen sink on principle, and still calls East Germany "Occupied Germany," I quote:
"Well you know, we really were never better off in Italy than under the Austro-Hungarian Empire. I harbor a great deal of nostalgia, especially for Maria Theresa."
My chin was slack on the floor.
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