Booooooogan Five on Nostr: We told our landlords we have a dog now and they want to charge us $30 more a month. ...
We told our landlords we have a dog now and they want to charge us $30 more a month. How the fuck is this dog going to make $30 a month? It’s got no skills. It can’t type, can’t answer a phone. It certainly has no references.
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