I had a dream Apple was doing special announcements at WWDC. The theme was purple. They’d give certain people invited to a special lunch reveal a selection of stomach pills, nerve pills, and nootropics. Those went fast.
You also got other stuff like purple gloves, a purple and white massage gun and other things. I was waiting for the chicken to come out.
The entire thing was sponsored by Adobe.
Rosyna Keller
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