nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq0d5zhp5atut9hcmyyslxdr07s65tj45q72wxvg229ajwjvmpqugqx7a0z2 (nprofile…a0z2) nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq5kly2awv6kgljmwffw4utk0ym0qgqxt7spj302u89376wanckpnqzf8jsy (nprofile…8jsy) nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq5wtkkf7yxmea8g4mstwjlu4hsm40luj6f65m99hqjyjh7nes8eqsh70qap (nprofile…0qap) nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqarrgfhys96h65fzc820n45rmfa2wyll8xdgqxr5dz8qph5u8yg4qyedlvq (nprofile…dlvq) nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqkt3hutklgrma64ykjwk4trxq9rtyfnxhkjz729g4pd9xl7hzhrjs9l9vtz (nprofile…9vtz)
I'm not even sure how I ended up here, but song lyrics are where it gets really "good":
"Apple Bottom jeans (Jeans), boots with the fur (With the fur)
The whole club was lookin' at her
She hit the flo' (She hit the flo'), next thing you know
Shawty got low-low-low-low-low-low-low-low
Them baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps (With the straps)"
There's more chorus below that and I'm excluding it because it's irrelevant here, but anyway: apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur; baggy sweat pants, Reeboks with the straps. There's never a segue at any point. There's nothing between the lines that describe what kind of pants she's wearing followed by what kind of shoes she's wearing respectively, that would necessarily suggest he's talking about two different people at the same time, or the same person at two different times, or what have you.
She has four legs, clearly.
Day Use X Mockin' Uh
npub1xn…wp62y
2024-12-29 17:06:17 UTC
in reply to nevent1q…hud3
Author Public Key
npub1xnrkemlcpc4kxq0a0h7jv3lgv78slrz5l074r2s95xszqdewv2wqcwp62ySeen on
wss://relay.mostr.pubPublished at
2024-12-29 17:06:17 UTCEvent JSON
{
"id": "547ca9aa8cefefff72ea860e8cdf18bd39ae4df0b0aef97e410544080837c66c",
"pubkey": "34c76ceff80e2b6301fd7dfd2647e8678f0f8c54fbfd51aa05a1a020372e629c",
"created_at": 1735491977,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"p",
"7b682b869d5f165be364243e668dfe86a8b95680f29c66214a2f64e933610710",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"a5be4575ccd591f96dc94babc5d9e4dbc080197e806517ab872c7da77678b066",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"a3976b27c436f3d3a2bb82dd2ff2b786eafff25a4ea9b296e091257f4f303e41",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"e8c684dc902eafaa24583a9f3ad07b4f54e27fe73350030e8d11c01bd387222a",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"b2e37e2edf40f7dd549693ad558cc028d644ccd7b485e515150b4a6ffae2b8e5",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"859395602015b20d53281ce82825bfa105a20c328d040a7724a18d0db43cc36c",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"3e7a603f1695f8cb0375f3d35c5a506b7f9f705acd697edfd674958ea665b25c",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"bfd2bb2fcb6d733159b171b41a03a3fbe3874f4659fa3a2c0f978a6850cb352b",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"885088112347a6f992aa9412dbd9b8c7ad7e64da69d8df43ec2175b2409e2c69",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"e",
"3f5fd4670ca6b6122317498ada1a42dd9c8047fa6a488da81657861815f019b2",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub",
"reply"
],
[
"proxy",
"https://defcon.social/users/Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff/statuses/113737202242282718",
"activitypub"
]
],
"content": "nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq0d5zhp5atut9hcmyyslxdr07s65tj45q72wxvg229ajwjvmpqugqx7a0z2 nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq5kly2awv6kgljmwffw4utk0ym0qgqxt7spj302u89376wanckpnqzf8jsy nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq5wtkkf7yxmea8g4mstwjlu4hsm40luj6f65m99hqjyjh7nes8eqsh70qap nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqarrgfhys96h65fzc820n45rmfa2wyll8xdgqxr5dz8qph5u8yg4qyedlvq nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqkt3hutklgrma64ykjwk4trxq9rtyfnxhkjz729g4pd9xl7hzhrjs9l9vtz\n\nI'm not even sure how I ended up here, but song lyrics are where it gets really \"good\":\n\n\"Apple Bottom jeans (Jeans), boots with the fur (With the fur)\nThe whole club was lookin' at her\nShe hit the flo' (She hit the flo'), next thing you know\nShawty got low-low-low-low-low-low-low-low\nThem baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps (With the straps)\"\n\nThere's more chorus below that and I'm excluding it because it's irrelevant here, but anyway: apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur; baggy sweat pants, Reeboks with the straps. There's never a segue at any point. There's nothing between the lines that describe what kind of pants she's wearing followed by what kind of shoes she's wearing respectively, that would necessarily suggest he's talking about two different people at the same time, or the same person at two different times, or what have you.\n\nShe has four legs, clearly.",
"sig": "6182dcae50058f970ce5214aa66f0fdd2371baca1e016e584eca7703fa248afd71a1ca44be127fecdb61d23255ac1873e7b57d9cd7cbf669d6105c1838cd6a69"
}