I love the phrase "can't <whatever> to save my life"
I heard someone say they can't sing to save their life, and I just imagined they're getting kidnapped by some evil mafia and the mafia guys say "sing right now or your life ends" with a gun to their head, and they blurt out some shaky, off-key Shakira song and then... Gunshot
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2025-04-05 10:12:47 UTC
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