Helpless semantic living at large in piedmont of North Carolina | dog mom to Jayber | fiancee to
Hazel Motes (npub1swn…erhx) | nonprofit unicorn | most readily available in the poetry section of your mom’s favorite used bookstore | follow for blooms, dogs, coffee, and books
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Published at
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