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2026-10-27 02:18:08 UTC

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Old school Photography?

2026-10-26 20:15:20 UTC

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There’s like 50 active people here haha.

2026-10-25 00:19:26 UTC

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Please post this story tomorrow brother. Needs visibility.
https://x.com/keystonewallet/status/2114054080754770137

2026-10-22 18:26:11 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m9smIqbFTyM

2026-10-22 16:17:16 UTC

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I guess so. You bring up good points.
I can still use cash atm at least

2026-10-22 16:00:13 UTC

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Paste this question into your fave llm.
Im curious what yours says.
“Are there any countries using cbdc? Or a programable currency that could for example, not allow you to spend outside your own zipcode or not let you buy meat?”

2026-10-22 15:33:01 UTC

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Programmable

2026-10-22 15:17:39 UTC

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It’s just an excuse to make the change. The people have consistently shown they will reject a digital dollar.
This hypothetical scenario is just an excuse to “do it”

2026-10-22 00:43:04 UTC

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Only going to get worse. Whitney Webb laid it out nicely but Financelot does it faster.
https://x.com/financelancelot/status/2095286589442134230

2026-10-21 18:08:41 UTC

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Black sheep cant read.
Gtfo with this woke sht

2026-10-20 18:53:17 UTC

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Hello’s from OPA app
👋

2026-10-16 20:25:09 UTC

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Like a circle jerk, but w sats.

2026-10-16 17:59:29 UTC

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For real.
This is such a Jameson lopp type thing to say. 💩

2026-10-16 17:55:19 UTC

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Had to share
https://blossom.primal.net/39b9eb68e5beffec32600f4f43d2f665541d3eb5777a40ac3c1de39eac04243c.mov

2026-10-16 17:18:36 UTC

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We’re in agreement

2026-10-16 16:33:40 UTC

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At the top? I 100% agree but the disciples that follow the parties are all together different species these days.

2026-10-16 15:44:06 UTC

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First day with my new tesla
https://blossom.primal.net/fb722738532d187a69af18e6d8f52500453d4018bae667d61de63aebbadaa594.mov

2026-10-16 15:00:19 UTC

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Dif times my man.
You couldn’t even order a pizza online when satoshi was writing the white paper.
If you have just a few k $, a hotwallet is prob fine but what about someone with a few hundred $ in btc?
—Supply chain attacks will only get worse.
—A high ranking employee purposely submitting a firmware bug that reduces entropy output has proven to be possible even if that’s not what happened.
So tell me, if you won the lottery and had a million bucks and wanted to buy btc, what would you do?

2026-10-15 21:34:10 UTC

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What about that lady with the loooong neck?

2026-10-15 18:47:50 UTC

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It’s in there, it’s just that it’s being bred out of us.
https://blossom.primal.net/9d44c6eb125ed4c4c306a15da5a3ac2331d049a3ab5ee0ce6d6d3a739bca860d.mov

2026-10-14 22:45:20 UTC

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Everything is fake and ghey

2026-10-13 18:15:53 UTC

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Did you watch it?
He wasn’t pimping his own service, he was pointing out that using bitcoin core on an old laptop adds some complexity but eliminates most of the attack surface we’ve seen so far.

2026-10-13 18:13:58 UTC

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I hear you but this is
Hindsight mixed Together with public awareness.
I owned a cold card and had a small amount stored on it and had intended to put everything on there since my old jade was getting several years old. It was only because i hadn’t gotten around to it that i wasn’t ruined

2026-10-13 18:09:31 UTC

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I wholly agree with his sentiment. The majority if offline coins are safer this way.
This or build your own seedsigner.

2026-10-13 16:40:53 UTC

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Not here, but the algos feed off negativity and people gobble that shit up for whatever reason they like drama.
“Algorithms prioritize engagement (watch time, comments, shares, rewatches) over positive or negative sentiment. Outrage, conflict, and drama reliably produce stronger reactions—people pause to argue, rewatch to fact-check, and share to dunk on someone—which the systems interpret as “this content is important.” Negative engagement is often more potent than praise. “
-grok

2026-10-11 16:46:55 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/e16a14ce07848a56be40d2372f3684261d1b18b130fb6108fbb1fb254555aeed.mov
#nevent1q…5795

2026-10-11 14:55:08 UTC

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Pretty sus

2026-10-10 18:49:09 UTC

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Im torn on Wil. He’s actually a really good dude. This will sound like bs but I know him and his wife Anne personally. (My wife went to college with her)
Just like most people in LA, he suffers from woke ideologies.
We lost touch during covid for obvious reasons.

2026-10-10 03:02:47 UTC

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This shit could happen to anyone at anytime.
Supply chain attacks will only become more sophisticated as BTC becomes more scarce.
Buy an older laptop without (or remove) Wifi capacity and run bitcoin Core as a Cold wallet.
There’s some very simple HTML/JavaScript tools that convert physical dice rolls into Bitcoin BIP-39 seed phrases.
All offline and air gapped.
Ian Coleman BIP39 is the OG but there are others you can search up (entropylab just came out with an interesting option)
https://blossom.primal.net/3f6b16816db1c1058c4f4a4b8f3281ecc78339848612d3384350c784a5a6c2e4.mov
#nevent1q…yfz2

2026-10-09 23:32:02 UTC

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Low-T mangina

2026-10-09 21:48:17 UTC

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Cheers
https://blossom.primal.net/98f756ab00ecfa453d0713b9fff99702de6f69132ca18cc67fcab54f10ac913e.jpg

2026-10-09 21:10:44 UTC

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Based as fuck.

2026-10-09 21:08:24 UTC

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Nice
🤌

2026-10-09 17:55:37 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1d47a0a733fa4673a0520095b1f383870b448756675a1430938c9cd3c2bf2176.mov

2026-10-09 17:19:42 UTC

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Happy Friday to u. 🥂
Why is there always a space before your periods? 🤔😁

2026-10-09 16:14:31 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/098969d7043ab11020c63a54d3b5e6d5fa06b929f7e6697817d0b3b2bb2bbb10.gif

2026-10-09 16:09:08 UTC

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I remember her in Hard Candy thinking she was kinda (crazy) hot but boy is she fucked up.
No pun intended

2026-10-09 16:06:01 UTC

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I posted this over there too but the more I’ve thought about this the less i trust hardware wallets.
Nation states getting involved make supply chain attacks (think Israeli pagers) a certainty as BTC becomes mainstream.
Here’s the solution:
Jack Mallers Show, episode “How Bitcoin Custody Works & Breaking Down The Coldcard Incident” (about 2 hours 15 minutes, published August 4, 2026).
• YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU1nJ4b6Hro
• Chapter “Offline Bitcoin Core as Cold Storage” starts at 1:17:44.
• Around 1:17:51 he says that if you mainly want to store bitcoin and rarely move it, you could buy a laptop, run Bitcoin Core, and keep the laptop offline and never connected to the internet. He frames Core as the most reviewed codebase in the ecosystem and contrasts that with specialized hardware-wallet firmware (in the context of the Coldcard incident).
• Related chapter: “Hardware Wallets Are Not Required” at 1:46:31.
He makes a similar point later on BTC Sessions, episode “Somebody Has To Eat The 40 Trillion Dollar Loss | Jack Mallers” (Mentor Sessions Ep 098, around September 24, 2026). The chapter “Just Use Bitcoin Core for Security” is listed at about 1:02:09.

2026-10-09 16:01:36 UTC

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Jack Mallers Show,
“How Bitcoin Custody Works & Breaking Down The Coldcard Incident” (about 2 hours 15 minutes, published August 4, 2026).
• YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU1nJ4b6Hro
• Chapter “Offline Bitcoin Core as Cold Storage” starts at 1:17:44.
• Around 1:17:51 he says that if you mainly want to store bitcoin and rarely move it, you could buy a laptop, run Bitcoin Core, and keep the laptop offline and never connected to the internet. He frames Core as the most reviewed codebase in the ecosystem and contrasts that with specialized hardware-wallet firmware (in the context of the Coldcard incident).
• Related chapter: “Hardware Wallets Are Not Required” at 1:46:31.
He makes a similar point later on BTC Sessions, episode “Somebody Has To Eat The 40 Trillion Dollar Loss | Jack Mallers” (Mentor Sessions Ep 098, around September 24, 2026). The chapter “Just Use Bitcoin Core for Security” is listed at about 1:02:09

2026-10-09 01:25:40 UTC

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It’s an ancient Roman legal term
“the exception proves the rule”
Imagine a rule on a sign at the local pool
The sign says “No running”
One day a kid is seen running and someone yells, “no running!” and points at the sign.
That kid is the exception. The fact that someone has to say “that’s not allowed” shows the rule is real for everyone else. If there were no rule, nobody would say anything.

2026-10-09 00:22:54 UTC

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Rofl at the pic of pomp in there 😆
https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqs882rwwywn2a0qad0y308n62c28mutcuhqa028y948fumffufpetgctq96f

2026-10-09 00:19:54 UTC

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May i ask, Whats wrong with her?

2026-10-08 22:03:36 UTC

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Prove it.
Shoe on dick hahahaha

2026-10-08 22:02:27 UTC

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Seconding

2026-10-08 22:01:02 UTC

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Nah man. Not at all. Btc

2026-10-08 20:35:25 UTC

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Samsung looked at Bitcoin for stablecoin remittances, remembered Bitcoin isn’t a stablecoin, and picked Solana. History will call this the Blu-ray vs HD DVD fartcoin war.
Betamax maxis ftw

2026-10-08 20:25:56 UTC

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Hilarious 😂

2026-10-08 19:06:24 UTC

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Prove it.
Shoe on dick? Hahaha
#nevent1q…sleh

2026-10-08 18:47:38 UTC

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🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/87b1f9bcc24a8b0627c7af74eb4fcf0babe9510754ebb522111ae19b53811a40.jpg

2026-10-08 18:41:54 UTC

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Phew. 😅
One less thing to occupy my overly creative paranoid mind. Can I go back to shitposting now?

2026-10-07 20:51:36 UTC

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Save some pussy for the rest of us

2026-10-04 22:04:30 UTC

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@nprofile…z8f5
🤓

2026-10-04 21:24:30 UTC

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One of my life long best friends since childhood is an MD and he’s fucking clueless about vaccine safety.
When it comes to anything he learned in med school, his mind cant comprehend that it could be false.

2026-10-03 17:56:23 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/29275d5a184bc311714f45c892283d7bd3a8a86e4d65e3248d016a996bab5a76.jpg

2026-10-03 17:36:36 UTC

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*Start off easy and just always do a bit more.
*On days, I really don’t want to run or gym, i just make myself go and i tell myself ill just walk or do a little.
I usually end up doing my normal routine. It’s the starting that’s hard.

2026-10-03 17:22:20 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/ae5c40e2a4c342752d9cd96d662bfc078e91020881c4aefb97e29bd1f4143595.mov

2026-10-03 16:20:58 UTC

😆
https://blossom.primal.net/8e3f6ad45b471ea346454927179791e9ac8b66b44dfecd0278ea298e08ad789d.jpg

2026-10-03 16:16:24 UTC

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Fun fact:
Bonnie Tyler didn’t write that.
It was Jim Steinman
Same guy who also wrote the majority of hits that Meatloaf, Air Supply and Celine dion and Christopher Cross released. (Barry Manalow etc)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Steinman

2026-10-03 16:07:20 UTC

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Spicy

2026-10-03 15:59:18 UTC

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Shoplift the pootie 🍸

2026-10-03 15:54:35 UTC

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Yes that one was easy. Now Pick the other

2026-10-03 14:58:24 UTC

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I catch him on Pomp from time to time.
Jordi is a very disingenuous investment advisor. I don’t think he’s stupid, i think he’s a self serving liar when it comes to how bullish he is on Ai.

2026-10-02 23:15:08 UTC

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Only if its a boy cat

2026-10-02 23:02:56 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/590fdb43e12b263e1b8ac549b79e1f22c81e0f6c11897eb9e549eccae0197442.jpg

2026-10-02 22:55:03 UTC

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Looking up what “dark skippy” refers to.Dark Skippy is a Bitcoin attack disclosed in 2024 by researchers Lloyd Fournier, Nick Farrow, and Robin Linus. It is not a flaw in one specific hardware wallet. It is a way a signing device already running malicious firmware can leak a wallet’s seed through normal transaction signatures.
Previously, similar “nonce exfiltration” ideas were thought to need dozens of signatures. Dark Skippy shows a full 12-word seed can be recovered from as few as two signatures (which can come from a single transaction).
### How it works
Bitcoin signatures (ECDSA or Schnorr) use a secret random nonce. Honest firmware picks a high-entropy nonce. Malicious firmware instead embeds chunks of the seed into low-entropy nonces, then signs as usual.
Those signatures are broadcast and end up on the blockchain. An attacker scans for them, recovers the weak nonces from the public nonce points with something like Pollard’s kangaroo algorithm, and reconstructs the seed. The device does not need to store the seed afterward, so “stateless” signers are not protected either. A BIP39 passphrase does not stop it, because the attack can target the master key material used in signing.
It only works if the device is already compromised—tampered hardware, a supply-chain issue, or a fraudulent firmware update. Official firmware that generates proper random nonces is not vulnerable by this method. The researchers said they had not seen it used in the wild as of the 2024 disclosure.
### Practical takeaway
Buy devices from the manufacturer, verify firmware, and treat any unexpected firmware prompt as hostile. Longer-term mitigations discussed by the authors include anti-exfiltration signing protocols and forcing nonces to include randomness chosen by the software wallet, which makes this style of embedding impractical.
Primary write-up: [darkskippy.com](https://darkskippy.com/faq.html). Summaries also appear from Nunchuk and The Bitcoin Manual.

2026-10-02 22:44:25 UTC

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Yes the signs are there
https://blossom.primal.net/4242b5484e134421b07f93d7bd2010ea70b6cb6f75824182c494b3f6fb08219f.mp4

2026-10-02 01:18:51 UTC

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It gets better: 🤣
BREAKING: Audio from the black box of the Flydubai plane hijacked yesterday has been made public, revealing what unfolded inside the cockpit
https://blossom.primal.net/9e44bef026a47c1e92f0c7204d32ad1b71d37e25b173edfccf7f5d15112fca49.mov

2026-10-02 01:15:40 UTC

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Full cup Of water… 🤔
This was supposedly taken moments after 14k foot nosedive in 30seconds.
https://blossom.primal.net/bf127096906da784b7bad87777c9b33fa12960416766539c738d9ed9556fa335.jpg

2026-10-02 01:13:05 UTC

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Halp! I need some water for that 🔥

2026-10-02 00:16:28 UTC

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Their Marketing is getting creative. I like it.

2026-10-01 22:07:27 UTC

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I bet ur mom hates when you call her that haha

2026-10-01 20:58:37 UTC

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Nah, What’s wild is that trannies don’t know what a “woman” is.
(Btw, It means you have a dick and pretend you’re a woman)