Joey BoughtACola

Trying to leave the world better than I found it.
Autism Dad
He/him.
#SAGAFTRA #ActorsEquityAssociation
#ResistanceToolkit
#VoteBlue #Resist #NoKings

Joined: Dec 8, 2022

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Last Notes

2026-10-05 01:17:14 UTC

#Monsterdon
Totally forgot to call the acid clean up guy.

2026-08-03 01:07:08 UTC

#Monsterdon
The cocaine budget must've been epic.

2026-07-20 01:29:25 UTC

#Monsterdon
Just a dude.
Talkin to his balls.

2026-07-08 01:12:13 UTC

#ClassicMovieStarABook
#HashtagGames
James Dean And The Giant Peach.

2026-07-08 01:06:03 UTC

#ClassicMovieStarABook
#HashtagGames
Are You There God?
Its Me Marilyn.
"Thanks for the mammaries."

2026-06-22 01:11:42 UTC

#Monsterdon
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/791/096/052/370/714/original/6c06268dd6c1be89.mp4

2025-09-02 01:31:19 UTC

#CheeseAMovieOrPlay
#HashtagGames
Mozzarella!
Starring Jane Fondue.

2025-08-27 01:13:41 UTC

#MashUpClassicSongsAndDogs
#HashtagGames
Dog Only Knows.

2025-08-03 01:37:40 UTC

#IceCreamBooksAndPlays
#HashtagGames
Haagen Daz Boot.

2025-07-09 01:07:49 UTC

#RebrandWebsitesOrTech
#HashtagGames
Moo Tube.
Like You Tube but only cow videos.

2025-07-04 00:56:05 UTC

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I totally get why his family hates him.

2025-06-27 01:16:16 UTC

#CampingLifeABookOrPlay
#HashtagGames
The Lord Of The Flies aka
camping with my kids.

2025-04-16 01:24:32 UTC

#ComplaintSongsOrPoems
#HashtagGames
I'm a little teapot short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my other handle...
Shit, I'm a sugar bowl.

2025-04-10 01:03:17 UTC

#RoadTripAnything
#HashtagGames
I took the road less traveled.
And now I'm lost.
Because of course.

2025-04-06 01:25:09 UTC

#HumansIfFoundTagWouldSay
#HashtagGames
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/288/407/013/588/356/original/86bc6b3ef891a82b.mp4

2025-03-28 01:17:03 UTC

#WizardlySongsPoemsOrLimericks
#HashtagGames
A Horcrux With No Name.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/237/415/034/902/919/original/a9b9c31db1c36c49.mp4

2025-03-03 01:09:05 UTC

If you're bored with the Oscars you can see me in Paul Blart Mall Cop if you don't blink.
I play Bald Guy in the background and bald guy wearing a hat in the background because I have range.
I should have won an Oscar.
I was robbed.
#Oscars

2025-02-11 02:04:01 UTC

#CardGameASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
War What Is It Good For?

2025-02-08 02:44:43 UTC

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Shout out to all my artist friends
Make art!
Make it subversive!
#Resist

2025-02-07 02:48:50 UTC

#RomanceAFictionalCharacter
#HashtagGames
I can't help falling in love with Hugh.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/960/322/372/321/403/original/7672f4a3524489e8.mp4

2025-01-17 18:19:07 UTC

Real Presidents aren't afraid of a little bad weather.
Yam tits on the other hand.
#TrumpIsACoward
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/845/070/694/767/685/original/92c6ca494d0b7e09.jpg

2025-01-08 02:18:42 UTC

#1990sComplaintsAndExcuses
#HashTagGames
Rose could've scooched over.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/790/334/481/987/237/original/240cb3099f2cf54c.mp4

2024-12-25 20:36:39 UTC

My half-brother to me at Christmas.
"I finally agree with one of your political posts. Matt Gaetz is a piece of shit."
#XMasMiracle

2024-12-22 02:12:03 UTC

#GiftsThatShouldNeverBeGifted
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames
The Atomic Energy Lab Kit.
With uranium!
This was actually a thing.

2024-12-22 02:09:28 UTC

#GiftsThatShouldNeverBeGifted
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames
Gym Memberships.
#AreYouSayingImFat ?

2024-12-21 02:12:10 UTC

#AltElfOnTheShelf
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames
New Kids On The Block.
Ho ho ho ho ho the right stuff!

2024-12-18 02:16:11 UTC

#MakeScifiChristmassy
#12DaysOfChritmas
#HashtagGames
Nog.

2024-12-18 02:02:15 UTC

#MakeScifiChristmassy
#12DaysOfChritmas
#HashtagGames
All I Want For Christmas Is Hugh.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/671/361/696/335/207/original/212730e24ca4f99c.mp4

2024-12-16 02:37:25 UTC

#MakeAnySongAHolidaySong
#12DaysOfChritmas
#HashtagGames
Sister Christmas.
Oh Holy Night Ranger.

2024-12-16 02:29:05 UTC

#MakeAnySongAHolidaySong
#12DaysOfChritmas
#HashtagGames
Your Body Is A Winter Wonderland.

2024-12-16 02:25:10 UTC

#MakeAnySongAHolidaySong
#12DaysOfChritmas
#HashtagGames
The Little Drummer Boy.
Neil Peart version.

2024-12-14 02:11:00 UTC

#FridayThe13thChristmasSongs
#HashtagGames
Give us some figgy pudding.
Right now!
We won't go until we get some.
So bring some out here...or we'll kill you.
And don't call the police!🎵🎵

2024-12-13 02:32:08 UTC

#UnknownHolidays
#HashtagGames
Merry Fishmas!
Let us celebrate the virgin birth of Abe Vigoda.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/643/165/318/051/519/original/30c2a0be8f4dd125.mp4

2024-12-08 14:23:56 UTC

Coffee time!
Up an at em!

2024-12-07 02:28:25 UTC

#FootwearASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
I took the road less traveled.
Had to break in those new hiking boots sometime.

2024-12-07 02:24:57 UTC

#FootwearASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
Buster Brown Eyed Girl.
Vans Morrison.

2024-12-07 02:08:03 UTC

#FootwearASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
Where did I put my,
my my my my my
boogie shoes?

2024-12-04 02:07:40 UTC

#TallTalesFromMovieCharacters
#HashtagGames
Hulk not smash...

2024-12-03 02:10:22 UTC

#MovieSnackASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
A Starburst Is Born.
Lady Gooey Gooey was so good in that.

2024-12-02 02:21:50 UTC

#GrandmaExplainsAMovieOrShow
#HashtagGames
Nonna would always explain it slow af and by the end, she was inevitably sewing a loose button on my shirt.
And yes, the sewing kit was one of those Danish cookie tin thingys.

2024-12-02 02:03:46 UTC

#GrandmaExplainsSMovieOrShow
#HashtagGames
Nonna, when she explained how she was not afraid when she saw the Exorcist back in the day.
"Non e' vero."
Nonna knew.

2024-11-29 02:08:21 UTC

#FrenchToastASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
Dip It!
Dip It Good.
Devo.

2024-11-29 02:06:16 UTC

#FrenchToastASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
I'd Like To Make French Toast With You.
Bread...obviously.

2024-11-29 02:03:06 UTC

#FrenchToastASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
French Toast In Paradise.
At the Jimmy Breakfast Buffet

2024-11-25 02:33:01 UTC

#HeroOrVillainsUniqueTalent
#HashtagGames
Neegan.
Loves Soft Ball.

2024-11-25 02:30:51 UTC

Mystique.
Smurf Cosplay.

2024-11-25 02:25:18 UTC

#HeroOrVillainsUniqueTalent
#HashtagGames
Captain Hook.
Massage Therapist.

2024-11-24 02:32:54 UTC

#CountrifyScifi
#HashtagGames
16 tons...of Dilithium.

2024-11-17 02:09:44 UTC

#MakeASongOrPoemSuperficial
#HashtagGames
I Will Always Love You.
As Long As You're Rich.

2024-11-15 02:20:42 UTC

Norm from Cheers.
How cool is it that Morn is an homage to you?
#AMAaSitcomCharacter
#HashtagGames
#DS9

2024-11-13 02:07:37 UTC

#MissedFromBygoneDays
#HashtagGames
The good ol' days.
When Red Dawn was fiction.
And while we're at it, I miss
Patrick Swayze.

2024-11-13 02:04:55 UTC

#MissedFromBygoneDays
#HashtagGames
Being unreachable.

2024-11-12 02:14:42 UTC

#MetalASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
The Horses' Name Was Silver.

2024-11-12 02:12:16 UTC

#MetalASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
I'll Stop The World And Smelt
With You.

2024-11-11 02:07:38 UTC

#TheAcronymCouldAlsoMean
#HashtagGames
So
Not
A
Functional
USA

2024-11-10 02:50:29 UTC

#ImAtTheAgeWhere
#HashtagGames
Where did I put my
my my my my my
boogie shoes?

2024-11-10 02:34:54 UTC

#ImAtTheAgeWhere
#HashtagGames
"Are they still alive" is a staple of every conversation.

2024-11-10 02:32:28 UTC

#ImAtTheAgeWhere
#HashtagGames
These Dockers are very practical pants.

2024-11-10 02:19:05 UTC

#ImAtTheAgeWhere
#HashtagGames
The old scrip are the emergency glasses.
Also I can drive halfway to work before I realize I left said glasses at home.
The blurred vision while driving wasn't even a clue.

2024-11-10 02:12:34 UTC

#ImAtTheAgeWhere
#HashtagGames
My rizz is on fire.
That's what the kids say nowadays right?

2024-11-10 02:10:30 UTC

#ImAtTheAgeWhere
#HashtagGames
A night out is a commitment and requires a nap in preparation.

2024-11-10 02:05:10 UTC

#ImAtTheAgeWhere
#HashtagGames
Out of nowhere, I can order off the Dennys senior menu.

2024-11-09 02:26:56 UTC

#RejectedComfortFoodSong
#HashtagGames
Girls Just Wanna Have Funyons.

2024-11-09 02:03:38 UTC

#RejectedComfortFoodASong
#HashtagGames
Liverwurst And Let Die.

2024-11-09 00:26:35 UTC

I was hoping we wouldn't have to go through the Eugenics Wars before Starfleet and the United Federation of Planets becomes a thing but here we fucking are.
#ThisTimelineSucks
#ResistanceIsNotFutile

2024-11-06 03:49:12 UTC

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Same.

2024-11-06 02:29:46 UTC

Kamala wins New York.

2024-11-06 02:15:39 UTC

#calmworrywithasongorpoem
#HashtagGames
Blackbird

2024-11-06 01:13:58 UTC

Switching back and forth between Steve Kornacki and Thor.
This is stressful.
Breath.

2024-11-05 02:50:01 UTC

#TVCharactersCommunityService
#HashtagGames
Chandler Bing.
Weenus Inspector.

2024-11-05 02:41:57 UTC

#TVCharactersCommunityService
#HashtagGames
Pic a nic basket inspector.
Yogi Bear.

2024-11-02 01:00:29 UTC

#MakeAFilmLocal
#HashtagGames
In a galaxy not too far away.
Star Wars...Milky way version.

2024-10-29 01:08:43 UTC

#MakeASongTrivial
#HashtagGames
It wasn't everybody.
At most, it was like 5 guys
Kung Foo fighting.

2024-10-29 01:04:15 UTC

#MakeASongTrivial
#HashtagGames
Forget About Me.
Simple Minds.

2024-10-28 01:11:41 UTC

#OddReasonsToBeCranky
#HashtagGames
Waving me into the intersection.
You aren't the boss of me.

2024-10-28 01:02:36 UTC

#OddReasonsToBeCranky
#HashtagGames
Too much coffee.
Not enough coffee.

2024-10-27 01:22:59 UTC

#MotherinlawASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
Fortunate Son...in law.

2024-10-27 01:13:23 UTC

#MotherinlawASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
Mother in law got run over by a reindeer.

2024-10-26 13:20:00 UTC

30,000 got in.
Over 1.5 million tried.
1.5 million!
In Texas!
You are damn right. I'm optimistic!
#BlueWave
#HarrisWalz2024
https://www.newsweek.com/kamala-harris-breaks-her-own-rally-crowd-record-24-hours-1975300

2024-10-25 01:24:30 UTC

#SongsAboutFictionalWorkPlaces
#HashtagGames
SupercalafragalisticVitameatavegaminAexpialudocius.

2024-10-24 01:42:02 UTC

#ClapBackWithASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
The Load Out is what
Turn The Page wishes it was.

2024-10-23 01:39:29 UTC

#OddSitcomCharacterAntics
#HashtagGames
The Professor.
(Battery hoarder)

2024-10-22 01:11:17 UTC

#AdventureASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
How Deep Is Your Love..
and your free dive?

2024-10-22 01:09:09 UTC

#AdventureASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
You Should Be Dancing and Hiking.

2024-10-22 01:07:33 UTC

#AdventureASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
Knights On Broadway..jousting.
(Joey's doing a Bee Gees theme tonight).

2024-10-22 01:04:29 UTC

#AdventureASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
I Can't Off Road 55!

2024-10-22 01:03:56 UTC

#AdventureASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
Stayin Alive..whilst cliff diving.
Also, it's the perfect tempo for CPR.

2024-10-21 01:09:11 UTC

#TVCharactersEmbellishResumes
#HashtagGames
Have saved many children's lives.
Ok it was just one kid who fell down a well repeatedly.
Damn that Timmy.
Lassie.

2024-10-19 01:26:51 UTC

#AnnoyASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
Life Is A Highway
And You're Being Tailgated.

2024-10-17 01:23:50 UTC

#MashUp80sSongsAndCats
#HashtagGames
I Want Catnip!
Meow Meow Meow.

2024-10-17 01:21:50 UTC

#MashUp80sSongsAndCats
#HashtagGames
You Got It.
(I want it. It's mine now.)
New Cats On The Block.

2024-10-17 01:15:27 UTC

#MashUp80sSongsAndCats
#HashtagGames
Jump!

2024-10-16 01:29:14 UTC

#FictionalCharactersMoodSong
#HashtagGames
Baby Shark...jumper.
Arthur Fonzarelli

2024-10-16 01:22:47 UTC

#FictionalCharactersMoodSong
#HashtagGames
Rock Of Ages
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/314/480/299/305/774/original/e056ebc0521e7d60.mp4

2024-10-16 01:12:15 UTC

#FictionalCharactersMoodSong
#HashtagGames
Everyday Superhero.
Hulk like everything by Smash-Mouth!

2024-10-16 01:03:40 UTC

#FictionalCharactersMoodSong
#HashtagGames
I'll Stop The World And
Smelt With You.
Iron Man

2024-10-13 01:12:11 UTC

#MakeAMovieUseful
#HashtagGames
Schindlers Lift.

2024-10-12 01:07:51 UTC

#PizzaToppingASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
Dough dough dough.
Dough dough dough.
Dough dough dough.
Dough dough dough
Dough dough dooouuuggh.
Hungry Like The Wolf For Pizza.

2024-10-12 01:05:03 UTC

#PizzaToppingASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
I'm Gettin Marinara In The Morning.

2024-10-11 01:12:08 UTC

#SendACharacterToJail
#HashtagGames
Dorothy Gale.
Charged with murder for the whole house dropping thing.