they|them
Every day I live is another day I stole from the gods.
-Life is change, chaos, filth and suffering. Death is peace, order, everlasting beauty.-

Alignment: Lazy Evil
Race: Gray Slime
Favored Terrain: Indoors

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…and to think about it yeah the most pretty one is shit
Left to right:
Super Shitty One™️ but somehow stays in the kitchen
The one I usually use
The killing paper-knife
…so probably it is worldwide
https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/117/254/132/161/790/575/original/04ffdc66e83314b9.jpeg

2026-09-11 19:44:28 UTC

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Dunno, best piece in my kitchen is ceramic but I do have a super stupid paper-knife looking thing that's sharper than it looks

2026-09-06 22:42:05 UTC

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I really want a cool stick but I don't really enjoy getting in contact with the rest of mother nature so I never managed to find one cool enough

2026-08-15 22:35:24 UTC

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exactly the same thing I've been wondering, maybe it's just a photo of random living body doing living things but really confusing

2026-06-25 22:53:13 UTC

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I've only followed you for a while so it's fun spotting a familiar one :ablobcatattention:

2026-06-25 08:49:31 UTC

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:ablobcatattention: I have seen this one from you before!

2026-05-06 01:19:10 UTC

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Does he have a different quote every day? You never seem to run out of those captions and I'm so curious

2026-04-10 05:03:32 UTC

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I once saw a really relaxed rainbow like it really hasn't wake up yet just peeking out from the cloud blankets for like three minutes before deciding nope

2024-10-12 09:24:43 UTC

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hat's so good

2024-10-05 04:21:09 UTC

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mom used to tell me the hen knows it when her eggs won't hatch and they don't care about these eggs just like we don't care about used tampon

2024-09-30 21:06:14 UTC

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oh my I really love this one. can I steal the pic?

2024-09-29 18:51:18 UTC

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I actually thought I was seeing a frog for a second