Kévin ⏚

Based in #Paris, I run a Wildcat! #BBS like it's the early #90s. J'écris les choses sur internet en texte brut. #fedi22 #nobots

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Last Notes

2026-10-18 11:08:25 UTC

Macron is going to speak this evening.
I look forward to the absolutely not predictable results of another city hall burning down

2026-10-18 10:08:27 UTC

Every news channel right now #MacronBzTaProf
https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/117/461/352/459/649/586/original/bc660071f70c5cff.png

2026-10-17 20:50:38 UTC

Thank god he already knows where Nuñez office is…..
https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/117/458/216/741/949/662/original/cc0544be3629f09a.png

2026-10-17 20:22:57 UTC

I have a lot to say about today, I'm tired so I'll summarise : ACAB, Macron bz ta prof
https://photos.mmn.ca/?t=8CEONYTUM9#BjoDZNtF8djRLVZysDUh1AiK8unWUkBwXjdS2HmRj6rP

2026-10-13 19:12:45 UTC

Lovely evening walk
https://photos.mmn.ca/?t=GZWGBVSMW2#5Jdv4evf61N6gRRVww34XyQRwgGgbSTeUUKEwvAJ19r5

2026-10-08 23:58:30 UTC

Just what the fuck did I read (I'm going to Polymarket some shitcoin on Elon Musk's vile website is involved)
https://www.france24.com/en/americas/20261008-fort-hood-shooter-firing-squad-execution-livestreamed-pentagon

2026-10-08 17:46:17 UTC

I hawk my wares for coin on a certain assignment platform that takes 10% of the invoice. Been chatting with a prospect who was in the process of setting a meeting before terminating the assignment without warning or explanation.
Going to ask an honest question, are others in freelance experiencing this level of disrespect as a new normal or do I just attract the wrong leads ?

2026-10-08 09:23:34 UTC

Remember kids, if a company you do business with only posts important status updates to Twitter, always take the time to remind them that they're posting next to child porn and nazi propaganda before taking your business elsewhere

2026-10-06 14:48:56 UTC

Apparently Lecornu things getting your face blown up or losing a hand is an « accident ». The pyromaniac arrives with the petrol it seems

2026-10-05 09:16:38 UTC

If it wasn’t for capitalism, I wouldn’t have to wait two months to be able to afford to get my haircut and be stuck in a situation I absolutely hate for the entire time. I’m so glad that shareholders got such value out of this 📈🥰

2026-10-03 22:07:40 UTC

I have an RSS reposter that has apparently been broken for months, I forgot to update the HTTP Proxy settings.
Oopsies

2026-10-03 09:22:55 UTC

Headline : "We should fear a financial crisis"
Where have you people been, pasta has been over 1,50€ for three years now. We've all been in a financial crisis, you're only just noticing it

2026-10-02 15:23:16 UTC

YouTube is trying to force Gbeebies videos at me how France is crumbling under mob rule. I guess we’re at the « trying to veer right » of the algorithm again.
Funny how they don’t mention though that the police are beating up and gassing literal children. I thought the gammons were all about protecting the kids 🤔

2026-10-01 08:50:40 UTC

I think I'm officially burnt the fuck out from society now. I had to spend 15 minutes arguing with my bank's robot, I have to spend hours arguing with a robot to make my CV ready for another robot to discard, if I need to contact any company by phone I have to shout at vocal robot because it doesn't understand my accent.
I'm so fucking done with this shit, I hate it, can we just throw the billionaires in to the volcano and get back to being able to live plz

2026-10-01 07:57:32 UTC

lol Bluesky never overturned my contestation to their AI bots decision to terminate the Taste of Poverty account. Not that fussed, Eurosky hasn't moderated the new account (could it be that bsky are just AI pilled idiots ?).
Anyways, I've been meaning to post a few more recipes
https://mmn.ca/tasteofpoverty/

2026-10-01 07:31:38 UTC

It looks like I should have fibre back by next week (only 6 months and one change of presta later). Other than panicking to find clients, the "everything is fine" project is self-hosting a part of my website at home for reasons absolutely related to the above.
Anyways, also related I'm kind of begging for mutual aid at the same time https://l.sus.fr/3twJuZ2c

2026-09-27 08:28:55 UTC

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@nprofile…uj37 off topic slightly, I got to give a little respect
"Knob Town, LLC" is a banging (pun very much intended) corporate name

2026-09-26 14:19:00 UTC

SO
MANY
CHURCH CLOWNS
OUT HERE

2026-09-26 13:17:57 UTC

The Pope is making it a problem to get to the Chinese market and other obnoxious American tourist behaviours, is apparently the vibe of the weekend

2026-09-23 15:56:19 UTC

I'm watching 999: What's Your Emergency, they did a clip from Wiltshire and when the Moonies was mentioned the PTSD hit hard and I knew exactly to a photo realistic visual flashback, that nightmare is located

2026-09-20 11:51:47 UTC

☕ Someone just bought 1 coffee! Thank you so much for the support. 🙏
https://buymeacoffee.com/kdwc

2026-09-11 06:43:26 UTC

Hello good internet,
I'm running well behind financially this month and I've not been able to sort out any other solutions. The amount I'm behind is around 500€ from a big bill and for two vet visits + taxi to/from the vet for the cat's annual checkups and vaccinations.
If you're able to help :
Wero (EUR)/Interac (CAD)/PayID (AUD) : kevin@mmn.ca
Bank Card : https://buymeacoffee.com/kdwc
BTC : bc1q3cc8aaprtccngmfpug6n08eml7clc9e2clzzn9
Thank you 🙏
@nprofile…j040 @nprofile…d9m6 #mutualAidRequest #mutualaid

2026-09-06 10:52:09 UTC

From the French site but Zooplus is a German company, this is the stuff they put Jarod on for the same thing. He'll eat it, looks awful though
https://www.zooplus.fr/shop/chats/boites_sachets_barquettes_chat/boites_chat_hills_prescription_diet/troubles_gastro_intestinaux/465767?zootopia_rec=true&si=4&ga=A&pn=web_pdp&pr=bundles_container_v4&strategy=product_apriori_diff_categories&pi=465767&rri=c20bb9a7-b1dd-4ce8-afaa-9a68207ad956&activeVariant=465767.3

2026-08-30 15:24:53 UTC

I just got around to writing a note on my little website, look at me doing frontend work

2026-08-30 13:38:25 UTC

I migrated all my bluesky accounts off to Eurosky, obviously (this is a test)

2026-08-30 11:40:39 UTC

Bluesky will keep transphobes and nazis on there but how dare you put up a satirical food blog critiquing the inequalities of the capitalist hellscape we live in
https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/117/184/258/910/352/545/original/cf12d3bf55ac9b6b.png

2026-08-29 11:37:38 UTC

I finally released the second newsletter !
https://news.mrman.net/archive/ready-steady-go

2026-08-28 23:41:12 UTC

I'm only quote tooting this to add the CW, I can't write anything better than what Lana did

2026-08-28 23:39:04 UTC

I ate all my pizza now I'm sad I lack snax

2026-08-28 11:07:33 UTC

The best part of capitalism is I was looking for something I needed to buy in person, so I checked fnac for the price, and checked their competition darty for the same thing.
Same price, same group.
The capitalist doesn’t even try to hide their "free market » fraud any more

2026-08-28 10:57:57 UTC

I have to do a massive server renaming process, turns out I have like 4 with the same name, and 2 with very similar names.
And a #Chatmail upgrade that I need to run

2026-08-25 12:06:06 UTC

Everything is battery now, headphones need battery, cigarette needs battery, phone can’t last more than 4 hours because of planned obsolescence so needs battery constantly, watch needs battery every day, computer, you guessed it battery.
I just want to listen to music but I can’t. Headphones no battery apparently 🥲

2026-08-22 13:34:25 UTC

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I got a response back from AWS, their client is basically like "relax bro we're just connecting". The logs show them actively trying to exploit the system to achieve an external connection.
Cite a few Finnish laws, drop a couple examples, let's see how this goes.
At this point I'm just making a point because I have nothing better to do today and I'm tired of these capitalis bros

2026-08-22 06:56:37 UTC

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Bold statements from people who waste my time, resources, and refuse to receive XARF format reports.
AWS is the genital warts of the internet
https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/117/137/849/549/210/986/original/2a2ac2fa9cfa3de0.png

2026-08-22 06:53:07 UTC

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Hard bounce ? Colour me unshooketh !
https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/117/137/837/580/780/791/original/c90310c126dc82a7.png

2026-08-22 05:23:14 UTC

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I guess another reminder I should just firewall level blackhole Amazon's IP ranges because they're always on AWFuckingS

2026-08-22 05:20:02 UTC

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There is only one of these things I actually tolerate, CERT-FR.
Mainly because they have a legal standing to do it (Germany has a similar one who will email occasionally for IP ranges in their area), but you'll also notice they provide a public list of IPs (you can actually block them) and an opt-out process
https://www.cert.ssi.gouv.fr/scans/

2026-08-22 05:14:02 UTC

It has been -0 days since an AI slop generated website for yet another shady "security" service has been probing by infra.
Just a reminder that because it exists, it doesn't exist to waste bandwidth or resources

2026-08-22 03:22:22 UTC

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@nprofile…ujd6 I'm not sure these people have computed that their tax engineering where they all some how have an income of 0 $CURRENCY (let us not forget that Bezos received child tax credits for his lack of income) won't compute so well with their own maths

2026-08-22 03:12:20 UTC

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@nprofile…7g5c somebody is already doing their STEM lectures on PornHub 😅
https://www.404media.co/why-this-onlyfans-model-posts-machine-learning-explainers-to-pornhub/

2026-08-20 12:31:50 UTC

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Seeing as I had a two hour nap, I’m going to guess I may have been off the mark on the sleeping time

2026-08-20 02:52:24 UTC

I've been awake since 2h, pretty sure I had my six hour sleep (maybe lol), anyways I've let the cats outside while it's still night.
Samy is losing his tiny mind, this kind of thing is rather exciting for him. He's flying in and outside with dinner plate eyes

2026-08-20 01:06:22 UTC

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@nprofile…vnun TechCrunch acting like archive.today and many others don't exist

2026-08-19 15:44:12 UTC

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@nprofile…y2d2 they know the secret sauce to keep you scrolling (back to the next sentence)

2026-08-19 14:49:59 UTC

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@nprofile…3wy7 @nprofile…qm0m Ils n'aiment pas non plus la CNIL, qui ne cesse de leur causer des problèmes parce qu'ils ne respectent pas leurs propres lois

2026-08-19 14:39:03 UTC

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@nprofile…fal5 « Selon nos confrères du Journal de la Haute-Marne, une enquête a été ouverte pour rechercher les causes de ses blessures. »
Par balle j’imagine, enquête conclue.

2026-08-19 10:26:49 UTC

The feature I love most about the official Mastodon and BlueSky clients is that the feed just jumps around for no apparent reason. I find that reading something is more exciting when it yeets itself off your screen and you have to go and find it again

2026-08-17 22:15:38 UTC

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@nprofile…sqs7 I can't think of what is worse, being in the UK or being in the UK working for these demons

2026-08-17 11:40:59 UTC

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@nprofile…ekaw that's some pretty cheap colo

2026-08-16 20:23:40 UTC

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@nprofile…9scj @nprofile…8pur thse two groups are basically the same people right now
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/ai-impact-environment-horrifying-new-paper

2026-08-16 03:26:03 UTC

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I heard a noise outside that wasn’t normal. Found Jarod at the rat corner and Samy blissfully unaware he was an accomplice to attempted murder.
That’ll be my rat problem fixed for another season then

2026-08-16 02:12:00 UTC

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I went outside to check on them, Samy is running around silently pleased that he’s free to live his outside life fantasies.
Jarod is in a box under the table, obviously the street cat knows what he’s doing when sleeping outdoors at night. I’m 50% sure that he might have a sniff on a rat so that would also explain his choice, easy access to be sneaky

2026-08-16 01:59:24 UTC

Since I fucked up my sleeping pattern I’m trying to stay up to readjust. Anyways cats have been outside all this time, haven’t seen Jarod in hours. He’s out there, not like I can see him in the dark tho.
I’ve also started adding some of my bookmarks to my little page, I hit robots.txt disallow so I know my shitty code is respecting that. Then we got a screenshot and image failure, so Paula Deen riding a hotdog is going to make her debut

2026-08-15 20:39:37 UTC

I call it "Linkshart"

2026-08-15 20:34:52 UTC

I did a thing, enjoy https://mmn.ca/bookmarks/
Also it's v0.1 so let me know what sux

2026-08-15 12:33:43 UTC

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@nprofile…cjn3 @nprofile…5xtf @nprofile…p9kw I don't know if this is a european thing, but I'm not really seeing it, I regularly have to deal with parking places that were created by a person who doesn't understand the concept of car or a line.
That's not to say there isn't a high chance it's slop, but don't just point out something that in the real world can be absolutely fucked up by humans

2026-08-15 12:30:42 UTC

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@nprofile…p53t I guess it depends where you are, I'm one more electric increase away from paying for a pizza on Klarna in Paris 😅
In all seriousness though, there are a lot of lovely areas across the country the moderately sized cities tend to be a little cheaper, the people are much nicer too as they don't have to pay a fortune for a small box of an "appartment".
Villages can be as well, just even as a cis white guy some of them creep me out so maybe stay out of FN voting areas

2026-08-15 12:10:00 UTC

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@nprofile…5xtf @nprofile…p9kw I’ve been to many Tesco car parks that make these parking jobs look absolutely polite. It’s a 50/50 on the slop

2026-08-15 11:54:10 UTC

I've posted a small update to Buy Me a Coffee, thank you again to my three supporters ! There are also surprise cat pix at the end
https://buymeacoffee.com/kdwc/quick-update-august

2026-08-15 11:20:51 UTC

One of my neighbours has started to sing outloud, the look of disgust on Jarod's face would mortally wound me if I did the same

2026-08-15 11:15:07 UTC

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@nprofile…sqs7 I read this as food, norwegian, meme. I'm going to be honest, I'm a little pissed I didn't get some Brunost out of this deal

2026-08-14 22:01:07 UTC

I've had a weird day today, I went outside to the shop and honestly I had regrets immediately. Honestly fuck this heat and all the billionaires who made it happen

2026-08-13 18:11:46 UTC

☕ jae just bought 1 coffee! Thank you so much for the support. 🙏
https://buymeacoffee.com/kdwc

2026-08-13 13:59:52 UTC

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@nprofile…qdgy I found that something large and fast can take them out. A folded large paper bag will do the job.
You just got to crack them out of the air rather than wait for them to land, this is why surface area is key

2026-08-13 12:43:16 UTC

I’m on a bus that is a literal furnace to buy food that won’t cost me an arm and a leg, and yet there is a non zero chance Le Pen will be serving her prison sentence as President.
We’re so cooked (literally)

2026-08-13 11:19:03 UTC

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@nprofile…p227 @nprofile…4j24 it's the most delightful talking point of his party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkpG8ejL8OI

2026-08-11 21:24:47 UTC

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Jarod living his best life outside earlier
https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/117/078/979/663/623/254/original/a46cc71faf971aa4.png

2026-08-11 21:14:50 UTC

I've lost the cats to the outside, they're refusing to come in, even though I've moved their sleep boxes inside

2026-08-11 21:12:53 UTC

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@nprofile…kxhc the greatest part is it's haram to charge interest 🥰

2026-08-11 18:26:37 UTC

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@nprofile…qjgw CEOs : "What will make our bullshit job look less insulting to the peasants before we replace them in a couple months with the lying machine"

2026-08-11 11:13:58 UTC

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@nprofile…ecpv @nprofile…w333 bold of you to assume the new overlord class hasn't already come up with the plan of "just let them die then" while they slip in to their air conditioned pool room

2026-08-11 10:49:54 UTC

I’ve been procrastinating about an email for days now and honestly as of if I don’t have bigger problems

2026-08-09 22:45:34 UTC

I have an idea, way back in the day I found a Wildcat! server that allowed users to create webpages. It was pretty basic, so I'm going to take my telnet idea and rip it down a little to upload user pages on to the mmn.name domain (I kind of decided this is the user content domain now). Little bit of CDN jiggery with the home hosted machine + yunohost and the infra is there. Only the whole rest of it to be done, tested, and made available

2026-08-09 11:33:22 UTC

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@nprofile…z95z "Voici un résumé en anglais des principales fonctionnalités de Plume, tel que vous l'avez demandé :" :ablobcatbongo:

2026-08-09 08:23:31 UTC

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@nprofile…ah7y @nprofile…v5q3 nothing a few Openclaw agents and a creative set of instructions can't bypass

2026-08-07 14:08:57 UTC

Somebody might have noticed I was setting up a bot to post a think you when support is given on my Buymeacoffee page.
At the moment, I’m struggling to financially keep up the #chatmail servers (amongst other things), so if you’d like to help please check out : https://buymeacoffee.com/kdwc
A big thank you to the person who has already supported there !

2026-08-07 14:01:13 UTC

Nothing I enjoy more than starting up a new subdomain to have it hammered by 400 "Security" scanners.
I'm not your customer, you can fuck right off 🥰

2026-08-07 13:55:32 UTC

☕ John just bought 1 coffee! Thank you so much for the support. 🙏
https://buymeacoffee.com/kdwc

2026-08-07 13:46:25 UTC

🎉 John just set up monthly support! Thank you for the ongoing generosity. 💛
https://buymeacoffee.com/kdwc

2026-08-07 13:40:38 UTC

🎉 John just set up monthly support! Thank you for the ongoing generosity. 💛
https://buymeacoffee.com/kdwc

2026-08-07 13:35:11 UTC

🎉 John just became a "Basic" member! Thank you for the ongoing support. 💛
https://buymeacoffee.com/kdwc

2026-08-06 12:23:17 UTC

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@nprofile…ahep one might imagine that it could be the result of 5 hours of him screaming at the plagiarism robot for ignoring instructions and just doing whatever. No doubt it built malware at one point too he ran without even a single thought because the lies robot is always right or something 😅

2026-08-05 21:58:41 UTC

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Like at least throw in a gif, make it worth my time

2026-08-05 21:58:03 UTC

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Do people consider this stuff to be "engagement", no wonder they're all depressed writing shitty comments to try and drag everybody down with them. Yeesh

2026-08-05 21:56:37 UTC

I checked my threads comments, yeah, not doing that again any time soon. I should probably look up how to limit comments on that hellsite

2026-08-04 22:19:44 UTC

I published the first newsletter, next one will be next week I guess !
https://news.mrman.net/archive/first-official-bulletin

2026-08-04 19:16:14 UTC

I’m not happy with anything else on my life but I’m happy with my website for the first time ever. Did not expect this would be the moment we got to but we’re here and we accept it

2026-08-04 19:06:43 UTC

Sneaky peaky at my next newsletter being written up to be flung in to your mailboxes if you subscribe to my little mailing list of news
https://news.mrman.net/subscription/form
https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/117/038/780/869/206/993/original/f27c680f8be605f8.png

2026-08-04 16:34:56 UTC

Come join my mailing list, I have no idea what I'm doing yet but it won't be anything crazy
https://news.mrman.net/subscription/form

2026-08-04 10:17:24 UTC

I'm working on another BBS thing when I should really be doing a capitalism, I think this is a depression that is seeking dopamine.
Anyways, I'm going with a frontend to write up newsletters, I'll post the link to sign up soon as I've also got to setup Listmonk

2026-08-03 15:55:28 UTC

I'm kind of happy that past me booked a deal at my favourite restaurant tonight on La Fourchette (I'm not calling it the fork fuck off). What I don't appreciate is that past me assumed it wouldn't be 34C with L12 closed. Present me moved it to 20h

2026-08-02 10:45:58 UTC

Understanding I just spent an hour reading Mastodon and Blusky posts is a shocking amount of time to spend only on social media
https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/117/025/502/996/606/938/original/f6a162171cbd7102.png

2026-08-02 09:40:11 UTC

I have to do a capitalism today because a meeting was moved from Tuesday to Monday. Until then, I'm making curry noodles (added too much water sad face), writing up my projects pages, fixing my bad UA issues, and all this while the cats just sleep outside

2026-08-01 14:24:04 UTC

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@nprofile…exvm @nprofile…97y5 it’s the language model that sent it to All Company and not Albert !!!111

2026-08-01 07:30:48 UTC

Instead of sleeping like a normal person, I had a crisis that I forgot to setup an appropriate UA for the projects and scripts I've been working on over the last week

2026-07-31 22:09:27 UTC

When working with Masto and BlueSky on a text based terminal it's kind of obvious not a lot of people use alt-text (to which I'm also very guilty of)
[IMAGE: No description] does make following a thread a non-starter.
Followed shortly after by my shitty code that truncates alt-text because of course : [image: An oil painting showing a large, pale yellow mask with a spiky, sun...

2026-07-31 21:44:15 UTC

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People will do anything but chat to eachother huh ?

2026-07-31 20:47:47 UTC

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Both fantastic and horrific at the same time

2026-07-31 18:26:30 UTC

Yes
https://mmn.ca/2026/07/31/social-coop-7657fc8ee89c/

2026-07-31 18:13:44 UTC

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