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2026-04-12 15:22:01 UTC

RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116391881326692769
truly the “you can’t fire me, i quit” of foreign policy
#note1ege…ktnh

2026-03-29 23:28:33 UTC

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phallogocentrism strikes again

2026-03-29 23:24:33 UTC

discourse? in a long thread under MY dick joke? it’s more likely than you think!

2026-02-20 16:45:48 UTC

thinking about this banger
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2024-12-15 18:36:28 UTC

🚨 ATTENTION THEORYCELS: PEAK FOUCAULT HAS BEEN REACHED 🚨
ANNUAL CITATIONS FOR FOUCAULT HAVE BEEN IN DECLINE SINCE 2020
YOU CAN STOP PRETENDING TO HAVE READ FOUCAULT, AND INSTEAD PRETEND TO BE ABOVE READING FOUCAULT
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2024-10-11 04:19:25 UTC

man goes to doctor. says he’s depressed. he’s tried everything — apps, speed dating, even a personal ad — but he can’t get his dick sucked.
“ah,” doctor says. “go to the gloryhole. there’s a guy in there who’ll suck off anyone.”
“but doctor,” says the man, “i’m the guy in the gloryhole!”
#microfiction #deep