Kate Morley

👩🏻‍💻 Software developer (Rust, JavaScript, PHP) 🌍 Environmentalist 🏳️‍🌈 Queer (she/her)

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2026-10-10 12:48:36 UTC

Renewable energy has been meeting close to 100% of Britain’s electricity needs since yesterday evening, peaking at 97% of demand at 5am — see the live data at https://grid.iamkate.com
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2026-08-19 09:07:04 UTC

We had 4mm of rain overnight, which I listened to through our open bedroom window. It will take a lot more to end the drought, but the world felt fresher this morning, and smelt amazing.
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2026-08-12 12:44:25 UTC

Once in their lifetime, every trans person who is physically and financially able is expected to make a pilgrimage to IKEA. This is known as the Blå Hajj.

2026-08-12 08:41:34 UTC

Today’s solar generation forecast for Great Britain, showing the expected impact of this evening’s eclipse (note: time axis is UTC):
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2026-08-11 13:11:48 UTC

I frequently receive messages from people saying that watching the rise of renewables on https://grid.iamkate.com makes them feel optimistic about tackling the climate crisis.
While I’m happy to help give people hope, I don’t want to encourage complacency about how far we still have to go, so I’ve added colour-coding to the emissions figure (and graph) based on the government’s Clean Power 2030 Action Plan target of 50g/kWh.
In the 5,337 days (almost 15 years) the site has been running, we’ve only met this target across 20 full days, all of which have occurred since 2023. I’m pleased to say we are below the target at the time I’m posting this:
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2026-07-28 09:00:37 UTC

Don’t mock Count Binface, or you’ll have to deal with his mother:
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2026-07-24 13:30:36 UTC

Calling my D&D druid character Dove so that every time she casts scrying I can say “this is what it sounds like, when Dove scries”

2026-07-24 07:21:53 UTC

I’ve added sparklines (miniature line graphs) to National Grid: Live at https://grid.iamkate.com
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2026-07-20 19:54:33 UTC

Redesigned the top of my National Grid: Live site (https://grid.iamkate.com)
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2026-07-03 08:41:46 UTC

From backlit leaves to sand through water, and from ‘green’ traffic lights to the plumage of 500 species of bird, Ryan Moulton tells us “Where to Find the Colors Your Screen Can’t Show You”: https://moultano.wordpress.com/2026/06/19/where-to-find-the-colors-your-screen-cant-show-you/
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2026-06-16 17:28:45 UTC

One thing I love about reading ancient poetry is unexpectedly coming across antecedents of contemporary clichés. Here, over 3,000 years ago, is Gilgamesh telling the sun god “I’ll sleep when I’m dead”:
Said Gilgamesh to him, to the hero Shamash:
“After roaming, wandering all through the wild
When I enter the Netherworld will rest be scarce?
I shall lie there sleeping all down the years!”

2026-06-14 12:16:49 UTC

#Introduction (June 2026 edition)
Hi, I’m Kate. I’m 43 years old, trans, and live in the south-west of England with my wife @nprofile…0c7f. I’m best known for my National Grid: Live site at https://grid.iamkate.com.
I’m a director at https://itseeze.com, where I created the Lightning platform that’s been used to build thousands of sites for organisations across the UK and Ireland since 2007.
I’m a member of the board of trustees for https://www.proud2be.org.uk, a queer-led charity supporting LGBT+ people in Devon.
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2026-06-05 07:27:11 UTC

700-year-old Japanese Buddhist humour (from Kenkō’s Tsurezuregusa):
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2026-05-26 08:48:47 UTC

I can’t remember who it was here who recommended Maxwell J Roberts’ Underground Maps Unravelled, but it made for a fascinating read over the long weekend. I enjoyed the alternative versions of the London Underground map, and also the analysis of how other cities’ network topology (Paris) or service patterns (New York) mean that the rules for the London Underground map wouldn’t work for them.
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2026-05-25 10:27:49 UTC

Kind of disappointed that Forza Horizon 6 didn’t look like this:
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2026-05-03 18:47:37 UTC

I had a rough idea of the plot of The Iliad before I started reading it, but I hadn’t expected this 2,500-year-old description of androids:
“Hephaistos’ maids ran to help their master. They are made of gold, looking like living girls: they have intelligent minds, and speech too and strength, and have learnt their handiwork from the immortal gods.”

2026-05-02 11:19:33 UTC

Any sufficiently advanced project management platform is indistinguishable from chaos

2026-05-01 12:58:58 UTC

One of my employees just decided to explain the XZ Utils backdoor to me while I repeatedly told him that I had read all about it at the time it was discovered. While we were having this ‘conversation’, this book was sitting in full view on my desk:
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2026-04-08 10:18:56 UTC

The weather was so nice this morning I got off the train a stop early and walked into the city along the canal. The trees are coming into leaf and there’s so much birdsong. A lovely start to a workday.
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2026-03-30 11:21:59 UTC

I realise it’s hard to play to your strengths when you don’t have any, but focusing on the cost of living crisis seems a huge blunder for Labour. Significant cost increases are coming between now and the local elections — council tax, water, TV licence, phone, and internet — and that’s not even considering the effects of the ongoing war. Furthermore, it focuses attention on an area where the Greens have popular policies exactly when — for the first time — the Greens have a real chance of gaining multiple London councils from Labour.
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2026-03-25 08:07:58 UTC

The sun is rising, the wind is blowing a gale, and just 4.1% of British electricity is coming from fossil fuels. See the live data at https://grid.iamkate.com.
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2026-03-03 09:40:38 UTC

The first UK opinion poll conducted following the Green Party’s win in the Gorton And Denton by-election is quite something:
Reform: 23% (-1)
Green: 21% (+4)
Labour: 16% (-2)
Conservative: 16% (-2)
Lib Dem: 14% (=)
“The Greens are now the most popular party in all age categories under 50. Some 49% of 18-24 year olds would back the Greens, as well as 27% of 25 to 49-year-olds.”
Source: YouGov poll for Sky News: https://news.sky.com/story/greens-overtake-labour-in-sensational-poll-13514420

2026-02-28 13:01:34 UTC

From our Sugar & Sloth calendar, as if anyone on the fediverse needs a reminder:
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2026-02-27 04:39:18 UTC

Bloody hell we actually did it 🥳
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2026-02-24 10:10:39 UTC

I often see people posting Nikita Gill poems here, so let me share a little story.
Her poem ‘For Her’ is one of my favourites, and I told her that it can always bring me to tears, and I realise she didn’t have women like me in mind when she wrote it (as I’m trans), but I hope she didn’t mind me seeing myself in it and sharing the experience.
Her reply: “I wrote this for all women, so this poem is absolutely for you!” 🥹
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2026-02-23 11:39:06 UTC

There must be a Unicode geek here who can explain why the heart emojis include grey, pink, and light blue variants, but the circles and squares don’t?
🖤🩶🤍🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎
⚫️　⚪️　🔴🟠🟡🟢　🔵🟣🟤
⬛️　⬜️　🟥🟧🟨🟩　🟦🟪🟫

2026-02-07 11:39:08 UTC

No, I’m not “addicted” to procrastination: I can start whenever I want

2026-02-02 14:15:34 UTC

Today I learnt that 千 is the Japanese character for ‘thousand’, which means that when Yubaba steals Chihiro’s name in Spirited Away, she’s literally replacing her name with a number
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/116/001/434/608/460/293/original/81cce3961f0bd141.mp4

2026-02-01 10:40:38 UTC

This is a photo of the world’s first rooftop solar panel installation. It looks much like I would expect: a more rustic version of modern solar panels. What stunned me was date: this photo is from 1884! More details here: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/sponsored/brief-history-solar-panels-180972006/
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2026-01-31 16:21:59 UTC

Clare and I went on an impromptu tour of London infrastructure today after unexpectedly ending up at Dishoom Canary Wharf due to a power cut at the Kensington branch.
A ten-minute walk from Canary Wharf took us to the Temple Of Storms (officially the Isle Of Dogs Pumping Station), a grade II* listed building constructed in 1988. While I’m not generally into postmodern architecture, it’s refreshing to see a modern industrial building that isn’t just a metal and concrete box.
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2026-01-23 10:30:52 UTC

I don’t want to sound ungrateful, but if you’re thinking of buying chocolate for a vegan friend, please check whether they even like milk chocolate substitutes* or whether they prefer naturally vegan dark chocolate
* particularly those containing rice flour, which completely changes the texture

2026-01-22 10:36:53 UTC

It’s only a single council by-election, but Tuesday’s Green gain from Reform feels symbolic — the Greens received 44% of the vote, Reform 35%, and the traditional parties only 19% between them: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y2j42dgy5o

2026-01-20 08:01:04 UTC

I was devastated when I missed the spectacular aurora a couple of years ago. We were travelling to Scotland at the time, but had stopped off overnight near Manchester, and from our hotel just south of a motorway the sky was just a yellow glow of light pollution. The next day on Skye (and on Mastodon) it was all anyone was talking about.
I’m delighted to say that last night I finally saw the northern lights for the first time in my life, aged 42, from the balcony of our flat in the far south west of England.
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2026-01-09 09:13:23 UTC

Know your Star Trek phenomena:
Plasma storm: Something colourful is shaking the ship
Gravimetric distortion: Something heavy is shaking the ship
Subspace anomaly: Something invisible is shaking the ship

2026-01-07 15:15:05 UTC

We had our first company strategy meeting of the year today. Top item on the agenda: Risks from exposure to US technology companies in light of geopolitical developments.

2025-12-31 12:34:25 UTC

As we reach the end of the 14th year of my National Grid: Live site at https://grid.iamkate.com, let’s have a look at how Britain is generating its electricity.
Overall demand rose slightly for the second consecutive year, up from 30.1GW to 30.5GW (all figures in this thread are mean power rather than total energy, as this allows comparisons of time periods of different lengths). Renewable generation increased from 11.3GW to 12.2GW, but fossils fuel generation also rose marginally from 8.5GW to 8.8GW due to a decrease in other generation and net energy imports.
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2025-12-25 07:40:34 UTC

Clare managed to find a copy of this out-of-print book for me for Christmas. It’s part history of the Tube Map, part discussion of graphic design considerations, part comparative analysis of other cities’ maps, and part gallery of artistic interpretations.
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2025-12-20 17:07:44 UTC

When this feature is stabilised the Rust Foundation should announce it with an ‘unboxing’ video:
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2025-12-05 12:31:41 UTC

You know you’ve been working with hexadecimal colour codes for too long when you see the hashtag for the 39th Chaos Communication Congress, #39c3, and read it as a low-opacity sky blue

2025-12-04 17:59:32 UTC

A woman recently took her employer to an employment tribunal in Scotland, claiming “harassment related to sex, direct sex discrimination and indirect sex discrimination” over their trans-inclusive toilet policy, and lost on all counts. The decision has just been published on the government’s website: https://www.gov.uk/employment-tribunal-decisions/b-m-kelly-v-leonardo-uk-ltd-8001497-slash-2024
It’s a long read (68 pages), full of detailed legal arguments and rather a lot of transphobic language, but it’s an important demonstration of the fact that the Supreme Court ruling does not oblige organisations to adopt trans-exclusive policies, and that they are in fact legally protected if they continue to operate in a trans-inclusive manner.

2025-12-04 08:20:20 UTC

I just dreamt that I got into a fight with my brother because I was making a Lego scale model of a Great Western Railway train, but when I went to get more low-saturation dark green tiles he’d already used them all on his Lego scale model of Wimbledon Centre Court.
(I’m 42 and he’s 40; we haven’t had a real-life fight over Lego in about 30 years.)
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2025-11-27 17:34:51 UTC

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@nprofile…x33s While the JavaScript logo is unofficial, the HTML logo is straight from the W3C (https://www.w3.org/html/logo/) and the CSS logo is from the “CSS-Next Community Group, a part of the w3c” (https://github.com/CSS-Next/logo.css/)

2025-11-27 16:57:46 UTC

Matching logos would violate the Separation Of Concerns:
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2025-11-22 11:41:06 UTC

I’m so polite I read AITA as “Am I The Annoyance?”

2025-11-20 15:08:28 UTC

I’m not sure whether the Guardian intended their budget game — https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2025/nov/20/you-be-the-chancellor-play-our-interactive-budget-game — to be so easy, but if you put the higher rate of income tax back up to 45% and freeze the thresholds, introduce a tax on gambling companies, and reform capital gains tax and property tax, you can scrap the two-child benefit cap, keep both the markets and the public happy, and still run a £19bn surplus:
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2025-11-20 10:40:19 UTC

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Historical example: Who remembers MicroStrategy? On 29th March 2000 they announced they needed to restate their financial results for the previous two years. Their share price, which had risen from $7 to $333 in just a year, collapsed to $120 in a single day, in an event that is regarded as the start of the dotcom bubble bursting. However, another eight months passed before the bankruptcy of Amazon-backed investor favourite Pets[.]com.

2025-11-20 10:27:42 UTC

A worrying number of influential people seem to have forgotten how bubbles work. When the bubble starts to burst it won’t first manifest in Nvidia’s results, but in smaller loss-making AI start-ups struggling to secure the investor funding they need to keep operating. This will slowly propagate to larger loss-making AI companies, and the collapse will be well underway by the time it shows up in Nvidia’s results.
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2025-11-18 14:20:00 UTC

I thought *solar* flares were the biggest threat to our digital infrastructure, but it turns out it’s cloud flares

2025-11-11 11:38:13 UTC

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@nprofile…hl0a It’s just trying to make *all* of your memory safe

2025-11-08 14:40:14 UTC

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Here’s their promotional picture of the colour change. The colour comes from blue butterfly pea flowers, which turns pink on exposure to the mildly acidic tonic.
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2025-11-08 14:38:21 UTC

We bought this gin as a birthday present for @nprofile…0z4x’s mum. It starts off blue, but turns pink when you add tonic. That’s right, it’s transGINder 🏳️‍⚧️
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2025-11-06 21:40:25 UTC

Okay, so Reform are still far in the lead, but this is yet another record high for the Greens:
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2025-10-30 16:31:24 UTC

Yes, Britain has Europe’s highest rail fares, but on the upside our trains are so often late that you get a lot of it back in compensation.
(I write this while delayed 46 minutes. I’ve taken six train journeys in the last week, at a cost of £320. All six have been delayed, and I’ll receive £126 in compensation.)

2025-10-29 15:38:37 UTC

Shop assistant: Is there something in particular you’re looking for today?
Me: I’m delivering the keynote at my company’s conference, so I’m looking for something luxurious but also understated.
The dress I ended up buying after eventually deciding that yes, I am now confident and dramatic enough to wear it:
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2025-10-27 16:15:03 UTC

Personal milestone: today was my first time wearing trousers since I transitioned. For years I’d been worried that dysphoria would make me feel masculine in trousers, but I didn’t fancy another day of having to hold my skirt down against the wind while visiting Kew Gardens, so I popped into H&M on the way and picked out this outfit. It turns out dysphoria didn’t stand a chance.
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2025-10-26 07:45:17 UTC

There are many ways to handle daylight saving time on a graph axis (see next post), and the developers of Apple’s Weather app picked the worst:
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2025-10-21 08:29:27 UTC

Whenever I’m struggling to make a layout feel balanced in the face of conflicting aims, I remember how the Ancient Greeks never did come up with a perfect solution to the Doric corner conflict:
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2025-10-20 08:59:32 UTC

Just deleted 1,227 lines of legacy code. I love deleting code. I dream of one day deleting all code.

2025-06-16 09:43:15 UTC

Forever including subtle trans propaganda in our documentation’s examples 🏳️‍⚧️
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2025-06-14 15:44:59 UTC

My confidence has risen during my transition mostly in line with how passing I’ve felt, but takes a hit when I’m worried a stranger has clocked me (which can be triggered as easily as someone looking at me for slightly too long). I know this is something I need to work on, so today I embraced visibility and marched with a trans flag at Pride for the first time.
Later on, while I was queuing at one of the food stalls, a middle-aged woman came up to me and said “You look really cute”.
While I was walking home, a group of guys walking the other way serenaded me with “Mysterious Girl”. I wasn’t sure how to interpret that.
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2025-06-12 20:29:55 UTC

An unexpected and touching acceptance speech from Yael van der Wouden, winner of this year’s Women’s Prize for fiction:
“I was a girl until I turned 13, and then as I hit puberty all that was supposed to happen did not quite happen, or if it did happen it happened too much. I won’t thrill you too much with the specifics but the long and the short of it is that hormonally I am intersex. This little fact defined my life throughout my teens until I advocated for the healthcare that I needed. In the few precious moments here on stage I am receiving truly the greatest honour of my life as a woman, presenting to you as a woman and accepting this Women’s prize and that is because of every single trans person who’s fought for healthcare, who changed the system, the law, societal standards, themselves. I stand on their shoulders.”
Source: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/jun/12/womens-prize-debut-yael-van-der-wouden-the-safekeep-rachel-clarke-the-story-of-a-heart

2025-06-08 11:07:24 UTC

Good news everyone, a man has invented the handbag!
(Source: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/jun/08/tiny-annoying-problems-solved)
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2025-06-06 12:04:47 UTC

I love this tree because it’s a reminder that you can still live a full life after a disaster:
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2025-06-02 20:59:33 UTC

It’s concerning that Apple’s weather forecast provider doesn’t seem to understand how topography affects precipitation. The clouds have been dumping rain on Skye for hours as they climb over the mountains, but as this video passes the ‘now’ mark it predicts a Skye-shaped area of heavy rain being carried away to the north-east with the wind:
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2025-05-28 20:30:13 UTC

A gate in Spittal (across the river from Berwick-upon-Tweed):
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2025-05-26 12:02:48 UTC

Not the worst place to be stuck at a red light:
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2025-05-24 16:25:51 UTC

Each of Dishoom’s cafés has its own quirky rules board, although they all end with “All welcome”. This is from the one by Battersea Power Station:
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2025-05-11 15:48:50 UTC

A few years ago someone shared a page from a comic where one character tried to overpower another by using their deadname — the old magical theory being that using something’s true name gives you control over it. It didn’t work as their deadname was no longer their true name. In addition, the artist had obscured the deadname so anti-fans wouldn’t be able to deadname the character. I can’t remember any other details. Does anyone know what comic this was?

2025-05-08 16:02:32 UTC

The livestream of the Vatican chimney should be called ‘Pope or nope?’

2025-05-02 14:31:29 UTC

The previously Conservative-run Devon County Council has defied the national trends by shifting to the left, although Labour have been completely wiped out. A Lib Dem-Green coalition would have a majority.
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2025-04-29 18:24:04 UTC

Some days I can really relate to our office shredder:
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