chucklangstrumpf
Chuck Langstrumpf

exactly. to me it is hard to understand why people who are forced to "fight for their country" do not shoot the people who force-recruited them first.

2026-09-23 05:35:00 UTC

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can i get one on xmrbazaar? :)

2026-09-20 07:14:38 UTC

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Welcome to the Monero Gang, Derek!

2026-09-18 17:44:54 UTC

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Sucks.

2026-09-16 19:44:51 UTC

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still going to hospital with your dog?

2026-09-15 18:56:21 UTC

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Yea sadly many exotic fruits never make it to the markets. Papaya, Pina, Mango, Sandia - rinse and repeat ;) I live in the central pacific zone near Esterillos / Playa Hermosa.

2026-09-15 06:21:03 UTC

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I tell people Bitcoin is freedom money even though it really is surveillance gold. :)

2026-09-15 06:12:28 UTC

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looks juicy 😉 i love acidity, need to see if someone sells one of those on a farmers market

2026-09-13 19:28:36 UTC

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what is it?

2026-09-09 19:37:48 UTC

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Looks awesome!
#nevent1q…uusa

2026-09-09 04:07:46 UTC

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Hello Sir, is this the future of finance we were promised? Asking for a friend.

2026-09-09 04:05:44 UTC

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Who wants that shit?
Exactly, nobody.

2026-09-08 17:19:25 UTC

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Absolutely correct. The funniest thing is that Blockstream convinced BTC Maxis that L-BTC is BTC, even though it is a corporate shitcoin. LOL

2026-09-08 17:03:11 UTC

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when you learn to read and think, you can see i did not say Bitcoin, i said "Bitcoin Maxis".
You must be one of them.

2026-09-08 12:59:14 UTC

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Sure, everything is vulnerable now. Bitcoin Maxis are retarded anyway.

2026-09-08 12:57:20 UTC

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no.

2026-09-08 03:54:17 UTC

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this bullshit, other bullshit, more bullshit - and the fact that monero outperforms bitcoin since 2 years already.

2026-09-08 03:52:07 UTC

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uh man, super boring old arguments, research it yourself.

2026-09-08 03:50:43 UTC

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lol :)

2026-09-07 12:48:12 UTC

First Coldcard, now Liquid.
The Monero Gang always told you Bitcoin Maxis are retarded.
We told you anon. We fucking told you.

2026-08-29 13:23:37 UTC

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looking forward to it

2026-08-29 13:16:23 UTC

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welcome

2026-08-28 12:26:31 UTC

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Hope your follow up vet is closer than Heredia ! All the best for your boy

2026-08-28 12:19:08 UTC

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Do they mention the rest is owned by Israel?

2026-08-27 15:13:05 UTC

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Maybe it was just a distraction for Bitcoiners to waste their time on useless shit so Banks and states can push their Stablecoins and CBDCs?

2026-08-27 12:28:40 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/3c4e734c5540f65e1b70becebc155863c4e2d354bee5dde3a9c3c83b7b19512a.png

2026-08-27 03:06:11 UTC

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some people might have done that.

2026-08-26 23:36:36 UTC

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What happened to him? Hope he recovers quickly

2026-08-25 14:24:50 UTC

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Pura fucking Vida!

2026-08-23 15:02:40 UTC

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congrats, pura vida mae!

2026-08-19 19:36:59 UTC

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https://www.sharkninja.com/ninja-crispi-4-in-1-portable-glass-air-fryer-cooking-system-stone/FN101ST.html

2026-08-19 12:08:33 UTC

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keep it frozen, put in an air fryer for 18 min, Thank me later

2026-08-14 02:48:45 UTC

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.gay

2026-08-06 12:29:48 UTC

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i guess i will keep it and try to sell it to some museum in the future, its kind of a historic device now. :)

2026-08-05 19:17:46 UTC

New, sealed Cold Card for sale (for Monero).
https://blossom.primal.net/b06b8302a58d6019a3478ac8a7c3027929e4410ae7098dcae9f2e644d45b48ab.png

2026-08-05 12:32:41 UTC

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this one is 600 btc ahead already: https://coldcard-hack-tracker.vercel.app/

2026-08-04 13:22:23 UTC

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Because it is little Jacks custodial KYC shitwallet.
Shove it up your ass Jack.

2026-08-04 13:20:27 UTC

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yea, may L-BTC rot in hell.
Funny also how all maxis cried when Bcash called itself Bitcoin but no prob with L-BTC. Fuck them all.

2026-08-04 00:33:52 UTC

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it is absolutely terrible :(

2026-08-03 20:49:06 UTC

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should be pretty simple, they can still sign with the address

2026-08-03 20:48:23 UTC

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So, almost everyone should chip in then :)

2026-08-03 17:21:12 UTC

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How about all the influencers who shilled Coldcard make a fund to help the victims?

2026-08-03 01:28:25 UTC

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try writing about monero, it is the real bitcoin.

2026-07-29 03:05:25 UTC

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you are a tough motherfucker!

2026-07-29 03:04:27 UTC

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what would you prefer if you could choose?

2026-07-29 03:02:15 UTC

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$Diem gives the bot some life enegy each day, no matter if the bot earns money or not - i try to raise my bot in a less turbo capitalistic way ;)

2026-07-28 14:56:10 UTC

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Super interesting experiment! i am currently working on my own autonomous lifeform like thing. i give it daily "life energy" in the form of $DIEM from venice.ai which it will own itself, it gets its own domain and a small business which it can maintain and expand.
What a time to be alive :)

2026-07-28 03:40:04 UTC

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it is two hours later now, what is your verdict?

2026-07-23 11:46:32 UTC

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I support Monero because of you.

2026-07-17 12:49:18 UTC

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truth hurts.

2026-07-17 10:31:43 UTC

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You need new friends then :)

2026-07-17 10:20:37 UTC

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Friends and Family understand the advantage of Monero much faster than whatever BTC is today.

2026-07-17 10:18:18 UTC

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NEW: Telegram still does not encrypt your chat.

2026-07-15 08:40:59 UTC

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Great article, thanks!

2026-07-15 08:40:37 UTC

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Does that replace the employment contract or just the requirement for the utility bill?

2026-07-13 07:03:46 UTC

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"Many of us never played with shitcoins "
rofl :)
#nevent1q…6c4v

2026-07-13 07:00:39 UTC

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Is Andy-BTC the chosen one, the real BTC, forever?

2026-07-13 06:57:09 UTC

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one day you will say the same about Monero :)

2026-07-09 06:05:36 UTC

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Appreciate you creating awareness for Stablecoin freezes - but is there a way to follow you without having to see 5 of those posts a day? I already got it, i use Monero :)

2026-07-09 06:02:05 UTC

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Yea sad, todays Bitcoiners are mostly low iq Religiots, unable to reason for themselves.
Satoshi would rotate in his grave.
They dont even realize that every single Monero user was or is still a Bitcoiner.

2026-07-08 16:11:55 UTC

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i use some of them but they are not important to me, there are alternatives and i can use those with the people i care about

2026-07-08 16:08:26 UTC

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Big Respect, thank you!

2026-07-06 04:59:37 UTC

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Basically it is, big tech would suddenly discover the value of privacy if people stop using their surveillance shit. But yea, people are retarded.

2026-07-05 06:06:59 UTC

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fully agree.
sadly.

2026-07-04 19:56:22 UTC

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If we stop using platforms which demand KYC, the problem solves itself.

2026-06-27 13:37:37 UTC

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but i am someone!

2026-06-25 12:13:10 UTC

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thing is, i only trust myself.

2026-06-24 16:26:35 UTC

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Mad respect man, really great job! How much of it is hand-coded and how much is vibe coded?

2026-06-24 16:23:48 UTC

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I would prefer to live in a society where privacy and confidentiality is respected rather than having to bypass shit.
I did not know ukrogoys get a democratic boner and i really want to get rid of that picture in my mind now ;)

2026-06-24 16:22:40 UTC

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2026-06-24 12:11:40 UTC

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I do not know how to access the black/grey markets but i have not put in any research yet - luckily i left europe long ago.
I would be interested in learning about this topic anyway.
The right approach for the eurogoy would be to fight these laws or lobby against them imo.

2026-06-23 20:30:02 UTC

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Enlighten us, Mr. Fuzz

2026-06-22 16:28:58 UTC

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XRP the Standard!!!
#nevent1q…a5xr

2026-06-21 08:24:29 UTC

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lol that was my first thought too :)

2026-06-20 13:50:53 UTC

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so, do you think transacting and saving on a transparent ledger is a smart idea?

2026-06-18 16:15:51 UTC

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i do not see a usecase, how does this help in emergencies?

2026-06-16 19:55:50 UTC

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Is there a limit to Saylor cringe?
#nevent1q…fjqe

2026-06-16 19:40:30 UTC

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why should i connect sensitive private information with my nostr account?
can you explain the use case for this?

2026-06-16 19:37:18 UTC

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good one thanks!

2026-06-16 19:35:06 UTC

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is this a cashu ecash string? ;)

2026-06-16 19:34:41 UTC

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no worries i like bananas 😉
yea you got me, imo custodial lightning is already a shitcoin - it is basically paypal. cashu is like paypal vouchers then ;)
afaik there is also no peg to bitcoin in a mint, in general a mint can issue as much as they want - same with a custodial lightning wallet provider - they can display whatever they want in your wallet.

2026-06-16 19:26:11 UTC

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if you do not custody it, you have a promise of sats, not sats.
is the new bitcoin standard now "what normies are ok with"?

2026-06-16 06:20:54 UTC

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Thank you, but my point is: why is cashu considered "bitcoin" when it has all properties of a shitcoin? It is not bitcoin, you need to swap into it - like with every other shitcoin, it is not linked to any BTC, it is non custodial (which is completely against any bitcoin ethos), you have the mint rug risk etc.
Monero and every other shitcoin is also denominated in BTC, when you look at the Shitcoin/BTC chart.
For me it is just unfathomable that custodial long strings of text are considered "on a bitcoin standard" - it is like writing "i owe you 1000 sats" on a piece of paper and calling that a bitcoin scaling solution ;)

2026-06-15 18:16:15 UTC

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but dont you have to first put btc on a lightning channel, then send the sats by lightning to a mint to get cashu ecash - and swap it back after using it if you want real btc?

2026-06-15 18:13:30 UTC

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thing is with monero i would not need cashu in the first place.
monero is privte, has much bigger adoption, i can hold it self custodially, there is no mint rugging risk etc.
i really do not understand how people can be pro-cashu ecash and against shitcoins -
cashu is not bitcoin as monero is not bitcoin.
or not?

2026-06-15 10:47:24 UTC

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Nowadays they would use Monero.

2026-06-15 10:43:24 UTC

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I like Pop OS, pretty smooth UX.

2026-06-15 10:07:00 UTC

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you can swap monero to btc any time - where is the advantage?

2026-06-15 07:36:27 UTC

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Serious question: Why use Cashu instead of Monero? Whats the advantage?

2026-06-13 20:08:33 UTC

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Sorry to hear that. My dad had a bad one a couple years ago too. 😟
Read about DMSO, it is easy to get and apply. Good luck!
https://www.midwesterndoctor.com/p/dmso-could-save-millions-from-brain

2026-06-13 14:34:37 UTC

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how is this not a shitcoin?

2026-06-12 07:23:02 UTC

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Looking forward to it! :)

2026-06-11 13:24:44 UTC

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wow.
#nevent1q…sdyp

2026-06-03 06:21:31 UTC

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the time when bitcoiners actually had balls was around 10+ years ago.

2026-05-29 05:29:38 UTC

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Thats why we Monero.
Todays Bitcoiners are the weak normies your grandma warned us about.

2026-05-26 19:37:05 UTC

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pura vida.