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2026-10-13 08:57:01 UTC

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I've never owned a hardware wallet & never will. 🤷‍♂️
Always seemed retardeded to me. 🤙

2026-10-13 08:13:41 UTC

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On the internet we must always assume that any door can be used by anyone. 🤙

2026-10-12 08:50:23 UTC

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Can confirm Amber is failing, but I'm not entering raw nsec. 🤷‍♂️
Will screenshot when Amber is fixed. 🤙

2026-10-12 08:22:31 UTC

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Kill Your Customers. 🤙

2026-10-12 08:09:49 UTC

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Putting a tracker on a privacy phone seems like it defeats the purpose. 💁‍♂️
Just don't lose it. 🤙

2026-10-12 07:54:57 UTC

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Bro… I'm an artist, multimedia producer & web dev; I've been getting rugpulled on careers since 2008. 😏😂
We welcome them to the club. 🤙

2026-10-12 07:49:04 UTC

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If you're in AI, pivot to soldering. 🤙

2026-10-12 07:42:54 UTC

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Nerdy math niggas are salty because they're realizing that the thing they built their entire life/identity on (while scaring the hoes at every possible opportunity) just became irrelevant. 😏
Now they have no hoes & no more problems to solve. 😂
Shoulda just partied & fucked bitches, li'l bro. 🤙

2026-10-01 08:24:13 UTC

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If it keeps reading Twitter, pretty soon it'll just be:
"GG, nigga." 🤙

2026-10-01 02:08:01 UTC

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Undiagnosed, but samesies! 🥳
I obsess about REALLY odd things that nobody cares about, so my head is filled with all these ultra-nuanced collections of info that I think are incredibly interesting, but then I try to talk to people about ANY of them they're just like, "What the fuck are you on, bro?" 😏😂
Oh well; I like the things anyway. 🤙

2026-09-30 21:42:54 UTC

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WTF, bro? You're just chilling on #Nostr & shit during one of the biggest music-related controversies in recent times?! 🫪
Get Macklemore TF over here & orange/purple-pill your whole audience on the tour. 😏😂
I was not expecting this today. 🤙

2026-09-30 21:34:02 UTC

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I remember that shit like it was yesterday. 💁‍♂️
Be me. Working 3 jobs at the time just to make ends meet.
Went to get a sandwich on my lunch break & my card declines.
Immediately pulled up to the closest bank branch & started fucking off everyone in the lobby.
Bank manager pulls me aside into his office: "I'm sorry sir, but you need to fill out these forms before we can unblock your accounts".
Me: "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! I'VE BEEN WITH THIS BANK FOR XX YEARS & YOU ARE FUCKING WITH MY ACTUAL ABILITY TO EAT RIGHT NOW!"
Manager: "I understand sir, but…"
Me: "NO. You DON'T understand. Close my account & give me my fucking money right now or you're going to have an unscheduled bank holiday tomorrow."
Manager: "Now sir, I understand you're frustrated, but…"
Me: "YOU ARE FORCING ME TO SIGN SOME SHIT UNDER DURESS BY WITHOLDING THE MONEY THAT I KEEP HERE & I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT. YOU ARE ESSENTIALLY ROBBING ME RIGHT NOW. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WERE BEING ROBBED OF YOUR LIFE SAVINGS?!"
Manager: "OK, look sir, I can make you a compromise. I need to have those forms signed in order to keep your account current, but I can unrestrict your account for 24 hours so that you can at least have some time to go over them & get anything you might…"
Me: "Do that. NOW."
*about 50 keystrokes later in awkward silence*
Manager: "OK sir, I've gone ahead and…"
Me: "I don't have time for this shit. I need to go get lunch & go back to work so I don't get fired because of you people. I'll be back tomorrow & my card better fucking work by the time I get to the store."
Later that evening after 5-6 hours of research & studying, I signed up for an exchange, smash bought #Bitcoin with the entire balance I had in the bank, withdrew it to self-custody & never looked back.
Best fucking day of my life. 🤙

2026-09-30 20:44:31 UTC

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I still remember my ICQ user number & I have the ICQ notification sound for all inbound messages to this day. 🫠
Did you get that kind of 'tism or the other one? 🤔
Inquiring (and retarded) minds want to know. 🤙

2026-09-30 18:52:52 UTC

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Thank you. 🙏

2026-09-30 11:30:45 UTC

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Yeah, there's no way I'm doing all that in 2026, gang. 💁‍♂️
Just use Brave browser. 🤙

2026-09-30 11:06:59 UTC

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I still can't believe the Liquid hacker didn't pull this play; clearly a fucking rookie tourist. 🤷‍♂️
Would've been the meme of the century. 🤙
#nevent1q…aprd

2026-09-30 10:39:52 UTC

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The Liquid hacker could've REALLY cooked with this one. 🤷‍♂️
Fucking tourist fumbled the coldest possible play. 🤙
#nevent1q…aprd

2026-09-30 06:01:16 UTC

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I hope the next door opens quickly. 🤙

2026-09-29 16:00:00 UTC

🚨 ON LOSS 🚨
My big brother died this week & I didn't physically have enough time to make it home for the funeral. 😭
Five hours after my sister told me he died, I was told that one of my friends had killed herself. 😭
Now I'm in fucking shambles & can't stop crying at random intervals. None of this #Bitcoin shit matters THAT much; there isn't a chart, a coin or single other thing in existence that will bring either of them back & I'd burn all my #BTC in an instant if it meant I got to see all the people I've lost just ONE more time. 🫠
Try not to lose sight of the ACTUAL scarcest, most valuable asset available to us all… TIME. 🥺
Go tell the people you love that you love them… NOW. 🫂
Remember who we're doing all this for. 🤙

2026-09-22 07:15:23 UTC

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It's not a humiltion ritual if you don't show up in the first place. 😏
Do you, boo. 🤙

2026-09-22 07:06:28 UTC

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This is why we can't have nice things. 😭
You guys suck. 🤙

2026-09-22 06:53:53 UTC

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They'd just download the slaveware again. 🤷‍♂️
Humans are retarded. 🤙

2026-09-22 06:37:37 UTC

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Condolences. 🤙

2026-09-21 15:56:27 UTC

PROTIP: Host your #Nostr PFP, NIP-05 verification & banner on your website so none of them load if your server goes down. 💁‍♂️
Mine's been down for a week now (my SSL certs ran out after 15 years), but I'm so deep in the trenches w/some other shit that I can't be bothered to fix it yet. 🤷‍♂️
Incognegro mode. 🤙

2026-09-21 15:30:19 UTC

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FUCK. Helen's a total smokeshow. 🫪
I was not prepared for this. 🫠
Cannot unsee. 🤙

2026-09-21 15:28:40 UTC

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OF link in bio? 😏😂🤙

2026-09-21 15:27:32 UTC

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↑ This. 🤙

2026-09-21 15:20:10 UTC

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You're like 3 months late for that call, fam. 😏😂
Better later than never. 🤙
#nevent1q…kz3j

2026-09-21 15:11:32 UTC

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Because #Bitcoin doesn't need a reason to go up… 💁‍♂️
… #BTC needs a reason to go down. 🤙

2026-09-21 13:54:40 UTC

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You must be new here. 😏😂
It's up only season. 🤙

2026-09-21 11:31:50 UTC

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We'll see. 🤙

2026-09-21 10:27:53 UTC

You had ONE job, anon; smash buy #Bitcoin / #BTC yellow band season like we said. 💁‍♂️
RIP to those waiting to buy the "October Bottom". 🫠
$85K cleared & in growth territory. 🤙
https://nostr.download/6d36ca53e1bcbd918369a8fa57409942627c3518c184365388b64766f2bde1c3.webp https://nostr.download/60570768152bf34a4103a8817cc27a2b46da54bd17b93499db2a00674faf6745.webp
#nevent1q…fwug

2026-09-11 12:15:23 UTC

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Yup, since about a year ago. 🤙

2026-09-11 11:26:43 UTC

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You're a girl, bro? 🫪
Word. 🤙

2026-09-11 11:15:06 UTC

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They exist. 🤙

2026-09-11 10:44:29 UTC

Bro has the opportunity to do the FUNNIEST possible thing. 💁‍♂️
I'd send it all to Satoshi's wallet; that's how you prove Back is/isn't Satoshi. 😏😂
Checkmate. 🤙
#nevent1q…vwe0

2026-09-11 10:05:53 UTC

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I've already exceeded my life expectation, accomplished everything I wanted to personally & the only other thing I haven't accomplished (having kids w/someone I actually care about) feels quite unlikely at this point. 🤷‍♂️
Bring on the sweet release. 🤙

2026-09-10 20:01:15 UTC

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Can we save it as a feed? 🤔
That'd be dope. 🤙

2026-09-10 18:00:22 UTC

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So THIS is what that code snippet was about. 💁‍♂️
Makes sense now. 🤙

2026-09-10 17:24:24 UTC

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I genuinely don't understand how I didn't stumble across this solution sooner. 🫠
It's so simple in hindsight. 🤙

2026-09-10 16:30:00 UTC

HOLY FUCK. 🫪
I think I just discovered the biggest upgrade in #AI. 😲
It's not a frontier model, harness, workflow setup, API or any of that kind of stuff; it's a single, succinct system prompt that fixes almost all of the annoying stylistic nuances that we all hate about AI outputs. 😏
The system prompt:
"Only output US keyboard layout characters."
That's it. 🤷‍♂️
Em dashes, curly apostrophes, curly quotation marks & all the other dead giveaways that AI employs simply disappear & you get beautiful outputs that are essentially undiscernable from actual human writing because it only "types" characters that appear on your keyboard (like a normal fucking person would). 💁‍♂️
I sauced mine up to be:
"Use natural language according to proper grammar rules and only output US keyboard layout characters."
…but only because that's the style that I grew up with & prefer to read. 🙃
I have sought a solution to this issue for YEARS & in retrospect, the problem that I had was overindexing. I was explicitly adding more & more rules to the system prompt to get rid of the quirks that I didn't like, but the issue is that adding more rules decontextualizes the ruleset & reintroduces the quirks again later in the thread when the model needs to throw out some of the context in order to achieve an operation. 🫠
In theory, this system prompt reintroduces itself on every input (and is small enough to not be forgotten) & even if the model/API doesn't inject it before every input, the output itself keeps reintroducing it via the model's thinking & stylistic output, so it shouldn't ever dilute. 🤔
It turns out that less really IS more. 😂
Don't let the bots find this shit. 🤙

2026-09-10 15:34:06 UTC

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I used to be an influencer in a past life; this is the exact reason that I stopped doing it & burned all socials. 💁‍♂️
None of it is real. 🤙

2026-09-10 15:30:41 UTC

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Dark Wisp does it. 🤙
https://nostr.download/3b6fd37f3dee98f3627ada7d6d852278815b1bcab7187f46a45870de8d56d339.webp

2026-09-10 10:46:56 UTC

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Yeah, OK; good luck w/that. 🤙

2026-09-09 16:37:28 UTC

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Never in my life have I witnessed grown men discuss swapping, seed entropy, liquidity, filling gaps, penetration testing & pegging this much. 😏😂
This industry is gay as fuck. 🤙

2026-09-09 16:24:39 UTC

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Little Debbie cupcakes aka my bottom bitch Debbie Lin. 🤙
#nevent1q…xahv

2026-09-09 16:18:12 UTC

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You're gonna have to zap a lot harder if you want to see my butthole. 🤷‍♂️
Just saying. 🤙

2026-09-09 16:16:25 UTC

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Holy shit; this is lowkey genius. 🤙

2026-09-09 16:08:01 UTC

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Bro is a certified fuckboy for posting misogynistic hate slop. 💁‍♂️
Women also consciously kill more than men do. 🤷‍♂️
Two things can be objectively true at once. 🤙
https://nostr.download/4e55f5ba291fbcd29c45c8c2a3f9df4efd2ecde99be56f127119edfe846946c8.webp

2026-09-09 14:35:00 UTC

Shoutout to the absolute fucking Chad who wrote the code that assumes that when I press a key on the lock screen in #Linux that I am indeed trying to log on. 💁‍♂️
I feel like that one tiny little nuance will extend my lifespan by a few weeks. 😏😂
Windows could never. 🤙
#nevent1q…480z

2026-09-08 23:11:57 UTC

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Damn, fam! You're stacking more from here than I am. 🤙

2026-09-08 16:11:29 UTC

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You stacking sats, homie? 🤔
What's the count at? 🤙

2026-09-08 14:03:59 UTC

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*"Not Financial Advice" 😏😂🤙

2026-09-08 13:59:18 UTC

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They earned them. 🤙

2026-09-08 13:52:56 UTC

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Wait, are those certs FEIFA (or whatever the EU uses for official legal financial advisor accreditation) valid? 🤨
I think you just have to be certified wherever you're operating out of. 🤷‍♂️
Or just do it on the downlow & say NFA. 😏😂🤙

2026-09-08 13:46:58 UTC

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That's a phenomenal flip, TBH; I completely understand it & am not knocking the hustle in the slightest. 💁‍♂️
I have arbitraged undisclosed Asian countries as well for the past decade or so. 😏
I TOTALLY get it. 🤙

2026-09-08 13:30:28 UTC

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To each, their own fam, but I'm pretty sure serious clients aren't gonna wanna hear someone telling them to roll their 401(k) into Pokémon cards. 😏😂
Just saying. 🤙

2026-09-08 13:26:42 UTC

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Until the market goes full Labubu. 🤙

2026-09-08 12:42:30 UTC

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HOLY SHIT; maybe they still have some sense left. 🫪
Well played, UK. 🤙

2026-09-08 12:38:51 UTC

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Step 1: Never call trading cards an "investment" EVER again. 🫪
It makes you looks VERY unserious. 🤙

2026-09-08 09:30:25 UTC

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You niggas are actually retarded. 😏😂🤙

2026-09-08 09:19:44 UTC

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#Bitcoin / #BTC companies be like… 🤙
https://nostr.download/008c8d44e876764fad6d7094dfae858c346d6802ba842a967c3eedb117bbd8f3.webp

2026-09-08 08:54:58 UTC

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Black oil matters. 😏😂🤙

2026-09-08 07:17:10 UTC

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Me either. 🤙

2026-09-08 06:51:07 UTC

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They got back way more than I thought they would. 🤙

2026-09-08 06:46:26 UTC

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Do it. 🤙
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbXg4dXRxcXByb3FkMDhweWxuZzZudDRoNTUxaWllNnEydjllYzQ0aiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/qDPg6HNz2NfAk/giphy.gif

2026-09-08 06:33:07 UTC

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System prompts are also amazing for this; just condition the AI to be your biggest hater. 😏😂
Bonus points for using an abliterated model. 🤙

2026-09-08 06:25:24 UTC

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"Here's a business plan I stumbled across. Give me a comprehensive list of reasons why this would fail. Do not employ any considerations (or accomodations) for brevity or token count:
[INSERT BUSINESS PLAN]"
That's how I do it. 🤙

2026-09-08 06:13:09 UTC

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9/7 was a WAY better 9/11. 💁‍♂️
Change my mind. 🤙

2026-09-08 05:47:12 UTC

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Living in places where Winter doesn't exist. 🤙

2026-09-08 05:17:18 UTC

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Not a dig; you literally have to use the skills. 😏😂
Experiment harder. 🤙

2026-09-08 05:14:58 UTC

If they weren't down w/you when you were down… 🙅‍♂️
…don't let them be down w/you when you're up. 🤷‍♂️
We remember; stay over there. 🤙

2026-09-08 05:08:45 UTC

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Zero chance; he's far too corrupt & openly advocates for shitcoinery. 💁‍♂️
Satoshi would never. 🤙

2026-09-08 05:06:01 UTC

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Dum Dum 🤙
https://youtu.be/m5cWSe_ruTA

2026-09-08 04:44:26 UTC

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NOT THE WATERMELON EMOJI!!! 😏😂
Fucking hilarious. 🤙

2026-09-08 04:43:00 UTC

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Permissionless bug bounties matter. 😏😂🤙

2026-09-08 04:40:36 UTC

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What that code do? 😏😂🤙

2026-09-08 04:30:10 UTC

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You could've stopped at "betting". 😏😂🤙

2026-09-08 04:28:38 UTC

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Charge it to the game. 😏😂🤙

2026-09-08 04:28:12 UTC

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If this isn't already in everyone's system prompts, then I dunno WTF they're doing. 😏😂
Goated prompt instruction. 🤙

2026-09-08 04:25:46 UTC

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Skill issue. 🤙
#nevent1q…4fwz

2026-09-08 04:22:49 UTC

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It can. 🤙
https://youtu.be/dT5-x3u5nCg

2026-09-08 04:20:58 UTC

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Adam Back & Samson Mow just got introduced to the permissionless bug bounty… 😏😂
Fucking hilarious. 🤙

2026-09-08 04:16:58 UTC

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Only the paranoid survive. 🤙

2026-09-08 04:15:32 UTC

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Brazil is overrated. 🤙

2026-09-08 04:14:55 UTC

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Unhinged take incoming… 🤙
https://nostr.download/c455bc5faa6924075fa35a4e0ae15988902feeed953bd7959aeb2ae6817b3e31.webp

2026-09-08 03:57:13 UTC

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They better start fundraising, cuz they're never getting that shit back. 😏😂
Team White Hat. 🤙

2026-09-08 02:33:59 UTC

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I see your cancelled xcancel & raise you a cloned xxcancel.com 😏😂
The internet remains undefeated. 🤙

2026-09-07 18:18:47 UTC

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Mad lads. 🤙

2026-09-07 15:20:25 UTC

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You pushing changes to #Bitcoin / #BTC is the problem. 💁‍♂️
Fucking retard. 🤙

2026-09-07 14:30:01 UTC

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Or it's a GREAT week because everyone settles to L1. 🤙

2026-09-07 14:25:03 UTC

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Do people do this with centralized datadases that can be cease & desisted by Elon (and in all likelihood would have paywalled access to cover operational costs)? Sure, probably. 🤷‍♂️
However, broadcasting it decentralized (and immutably) with nobody who has admin access to the data is a COMPLETELY different beast. 💁‍♂️
Think about it. 🤙

2026-09-07 13:40:46 UTC

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RIP to anyone with an unlocked profile who will never be able to delete their tweets ever again. 🫪
This will cause absolute mayhem. 🤙

2026-09-07 12:29:12 UTC

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Bro has like 10 accounts. 🤙

2026-09-07 11:53:15 UTC

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Except not doing anything is also a mistake. 🤙

2026-09-07 11:45:08 UTC

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Use Amethyst; Primal is shit. 🤙

2026-09-07 11:36:26 UTC

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Men realized that most women are a liability, so they're happy just living in a cardboard box now; no point in impressing them anymore. 😏😂
GG feminists. 🤙

2026-09-07 11:26:56 UTC

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Coulda stopped at "pretty". 🤙

2026-09-07 11:13:55 UTC

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But yeah, let's just keep adding "features" (read as: points of vulnerability) to Bitcoin. 🫠
Less is more you fucking Core idiots. 🤙

2026-09-06 17:07:10 UTC

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Guy math: "Yeah, I could probably just wash my hair with this dish soap." 🤔
We are not the same. 🤙