Crystal_Fish_Caves

Ugly bag of Mostly Water. Joined X-odus 11/22. I am always smiling when I said that. I post animal pics political humor (where I can find it) random brain blips. Anxiously awaiting help from aliens or timeline to reset. #80s #music #Caturday #RedDwarf #DouglasAdams Handmade Aquarium decor marketing help desired! Permahermit losing grip on reality I live here now. Very funny. #crafts #handmade #FishFriday #pets #art #fedigiftshop #HashTagGames Queen of Photoshop X Los Angeles Punk now #PNW Lost

Ebay Store: https://www.ebay.com/usr/crystal_fish_caves
Family: Cats fish and all y'all
Need to know: Shut in since 2020. This place is my 🌎.

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2026-10-22 01:43:20 UTC

EDIT HE FOUND HIS WAY HOME AFTER 3 DAYS GONE I may have to rethink my 'the universe hates me' philosophy thanks everyone for the good thoughts and psychic powers!!
I am not a huge believer in higher powers, except to know that mine absolutely hates me. If anyone has a power diety angel elf on a shelf anything you can call on for me sage is missing. He has never been out before since I had him so frightened an animal I ever met some shithead really did a number on his cat brain. he hates loud..
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2026-10-17 02:04:21 UTC

Amazing Grace Brothers
#DepartmentStoreABook
#HashTagGames
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2026-10-03 01:42:35 UTC

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=PORoOSj7Auk&si=xbrowlRdMEhXtcgm
#70s #80s #music #cfcmusic #concreteblonde #losangeles

2026-09-30 00:01:05 UTC

You are going to want to sit down for this. Wait get a drink and then go sit down get a snack too. Champagne? crack it. Pour me one. Wait go get a towel for when you spurt cheetos and champagne out your nose.
https://youtu.be/f5HZTXYsNME?si=L87vChrBNfhmJqIo

2026-09-21 01:32:00 UTC

@npub14vu…9wlz
I froze the credit card my monthly support for mstdn.party can you tell me how you prefer so I can set this up again? I believe the next will be rejected (30% credit card can you believe? I didn;t even know they went that high!)

2026-09-18 05:22:08 UTC

I have a cunning plan to save the Kennedy Center! get these plans in front of his face, maybe wrap it around a McFood, let him think these are the new renovations so we can save it from the bulldozers. Real gold real jewels swarofski stairs costing billions then we fake it for the next 2 years or less. They are tacky gaudy and have his name on it he will love them.
#kennedy #kennedycenter end this nightmare no class no manners no empathy no soul national embarrassment #savedemocracy #trump
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2026-09-10 20:14:17 UTC

American government has never been whiter or maler. They are denying intimidating pushing out and firing everyone who isn't.
We are in another war apparently we can't breathe without one.
The world's energy is hostage we are pathetic our leader is in search of lands to name after himself.
We were tarnished 2 years ago, now we are nuclear waste.
Can we put that whole 'white supremacy' bullshit to bed for good now? We have receipts. They had their shot; Epic Furry Fail white boys step aside.

2026-09-08 18:35:38 UTC

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nothing scarier than a group of happy white people.
Somebody somewhere getting royally fucked.

2026-09-06 21:55:42 UTC

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Actually I'm looking up and slightly to the direction I did not pick so I suck at this

2026-09-02 17:44:26 UTC

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not sure if this helps you not knowing what you use word processing for but I have been using jarte for years never paid a penny never had a single issue on multiple pc computers https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.jarte.com/download.html&ved=2ahUKEwiDm8uQudCWAxVjGzQIHVYTAvwQ1fkOegoIAggACAAIGRAE&opi=89978449&cd&psig=AOvVaw0w323bU3WZpMYw8t4OluAS&ust=1788457398185000

2026-09-01 18:21:18 UTC

RE: https://tldr.nettime.org/@remixtures/117192554693839586
This is a warm binky for my soul. SEE standing up can make you a hero scratch that can make you $$$$
(more motivating for companies)
#note1g45…ar5u

2026-08-29 22:02:05 UTC

Nerd Alert; It's a RED DWARF #Caturday
#scifi #CATSofmastodon and beyond!!
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2026-08-28 22:31:42 UTC

Dick Van Dyke wrote this book and it is a pledge gift now on PBS pledge drives. Yes he is alive and will be 101 this december.
I was taking the donation to get this book for an elderly man who confessed he was now 97. Before I could think better of it my mouth went ahead and said, "Well we better hurry on this huh" Fortunately for me the laughter that came through the phone did not kill him.
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2026-08-27 22:00:52 UTC

the historic accuracy here is a bit dodgy...
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2026-08-27 17:36:53 UTC

Breaking news cracking me the hell up #gop #convention is going to have to PAY THE #PRESIDENT $25K minimum for the privilege of attending their own convention! Pay the person making their future less and less likely, who normally would be supporting them ufb
There will also be CORPORATE sponsors because #GRIFT 💰💵💰
Keep an 👁️ on who they are: let's let them know WE know who they are
But wait there's MORE!
It's scheduled against NFL season opening. Is there a thing negative tv ratings? #ETTD

2026-08-23 00:08:15 UTC

Havent added sound or text yet but its #caturday so here are my cory cats (pandas) playing in the new aquarium basement. This idea is genius if anyone has a 3d printer going to waste. I added the ice cycles and decor color.
#fishfriday #pets #photography #video
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2026-08-20 01:38:49 UTC

Start your day with a big bowl of Pick me....wait what?!
#AlertAndReadyFood
#HashTagGames
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2026-08-17 05:20:03 UTC

ed zitron #noai podcast he showed a clip of young snotty here said something shocked me so bad I screamed and scared the cats; when asked with the MASSIVE investment in openai where was the revenue stream going to come from. He said
<im paraphrasing but the gist was> When we get #ai perfect we will ask it the best way to make money. It will know it right?
Giving Deep Thoughts you are not going to like the answer vibes.
ufb.
He does not even have a concept of a plan --->more rant in the alt
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2026-08-15 19:26:22 UTC

Forgive quality too funny
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2026-08-14 01:57:53 UTC

Shorted Wire 154
https://youtu.be/Y877zTo4ALI?si=4p6V3Clq753qf1Jj
#70s #80s #alternative #music #cfcmusic

2026-08-13 17:14:45 UTC

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This is horrible. Embedding yourself in a nonprofit to support the other side is repugnant but when the side you are on is white supremacy? You are in for a bit of an emersive experience in prison.
That was my second thought. My first thought was how bad this is for me. I take SPLC donation calls the prankers are going to have a blast with this information. Yes I am terribly shallow.

2026-08-02 16:15:20 UTC

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there's UNICORNS in the Bible?! But no Dinosaurs!!? That's disqualifying right there.

2026-07-31 15:54:42 UTC

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Drop Kick Murphy has a #Ice protest song how they are too chicken to join the military and too stupid to be cops.
Add too damaged to treat people right pretty much sums them up.

2026-07-31 00:25:09 UTC

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I have no problem believing that men that would force women or girls to service them sexually against their will would also not have a problem beating or killing them if they refused, did not do a 'good job' or they thought they may talk. This would not be considered the 'cost of doing business' but one of its 'perks'
#epstein #scumbags #menmustpay

2026-07-21 06:30:10 UTC

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we aren't supposed to have other things going on during work. I usually have Walmart ebay rawstory email Photoshop and always mastodon. Sometimes it's half an hour between calls! I get bored.

2026-07-21 01:11:56 UTC

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I used the expression in front of someone who had never heard of Figment of the Imagination and she said a Fig Newton of your imagination?! That was over half a century ago and i have been saying Fig Newton ever since.
and somewhere there is a girl with fake front teeth I accidently knocked out playing hand ball. Cracked the shit out of my Snoopy watch.

2026-07-19 22:19:52 UTC

I've got a baaaaddddddddd feeling about this.....
by screen I assume it means my entire desktop not just the area of the window where I am working that they have a right to but everything? omg I hate being poor. kids stay in school dont do drugs and save every freaking penny incase your 2 million inheritance is given to some gold digging slut.
#thistimelinesucks
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2026-07-14 19:24:44 UTC

I know #ai can fool your eyes but do they think the words can also fool your brain? I saw a YouTube for a neck collar air conditioning thingy.
I could tell the chick was ai they weren't trying to hide it, but the voice over says 'can help drop your body temperature up to 30°'
30° drop your body temp 30°
so, fatal? Normal 98.6 hypothermia sets in low 90s death low 80s but it will continue to cool you another 20°?! Impressive.
US Firing all the regulators: Literally License to kill.
:afb_haha:

2026-07-09 01:35:43 UTC

you bring it? you feed it.
#SciFiRules
#HashTagGames
a link to an article I just found about this movie is in the alt but it confirms the alien was indeed a beachball. Also the spacesuit had a dish drying rack on the back and the buttons on the control panels were upside down ice cube trays. Definition of LOW budget
https://files.mstdn.party/media_attachments/files/116/887/436/520/214/068/original/a9a6795aa84a9dd1.png

2026-07-03 01:27:46 UTC

Dude, Where's my ..how did we get here again?
#ForgottenABook
#HashTagGames

2026-07-03 01:26:12 UTC

Where are the Wild Things?
#ForgottenABook
#HashTagGames

2026-06-28 01:45:20 UTC

this is a crazy true story of a 1980 disaster that needs to be a movie. Most videos dont mention there were workers IN THE SALT MINE UNDER THE LAKE when this occured. Imagine drilling above a mine with people IN IT under a lake, and then piercing the mine. Major Ooops that would be right at home today.
https://youtu.be/PcWRO2pyLA8?si=ZtGo7hTVkhraAEGj
#us #manmade #disaster

2026-06-24 01:09:33 UTC

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"Every time you ask Why? Nature adds or removes a nipple from a cat"

2026-06-24 01:08:02 UTC

Early #FishFriday treat the Nudibranchs or Sea Slugs
https://youtu.be/F7V8DRfZBQI?si=zo98ZYolvfguCw3K
#nature #pets #video #photography #zefrank #funny #biology

2026-06-13 09:06:13 UTC

Hey Scotland you up? Give Albania a call 🤙 let them know how much you love hosting the Tangerine Tyrant's golf course.
We want to unlock the Island's potential...
to make us money. Look at it just sitting there being home to animals and plants with no swim up bar or Cabanaboy to be seen.
🤮

2026-06-11 02:37:17 UTC

How Green was my Chili Verde
#AppetizersABook
#HashTagGames

2026-06-05 21:11:35 UTC

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you know what? let it escape. What will they do, ruin the environment? make us hate each other? start wars no one understands? enslave us to low wages no health care dead future? WE ARE ALREADY THERE give the robots a shot. If they decide the planet is better without us on it, I figured that out when I was 10.

2026-05-31 21:16:42 UTC

This is the new short hand for our boss to let us know to ignore the advise just offered by our new 'ai employee' the thumbs down.
Going on week two, I have yet to see a single thumbs up. I thought these things were supposed to LEARN?
They could have promoted someone to the possition but no we got 'special yellow bus' #ai instead.
#noai
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2026-05-31 01:02:02 UTC

Well we ALMOST made it to 250 years. Missed by that much, and then HE happened.
crap.
Happy Birthday USA and RIP democracy. :afb_angry: :fb_sad:
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2026-05-16 01:25:03 UTC

I DID IT I DID IT I made #AI Choke HA!!
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2026-05-15 18:40:09 UTC

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Not trying to be a dick but I'm confused. That is not a real picture so this is sarcasm? It's me not you. I don't get the onion either.

2026-04-23 02:25:17 UTC

GET the PHONE!
#HashtagGames
#TVShowsAboutInterns
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2026-04-22 23:50:02 UTC

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Please do not let what I am about to say in anyway make you think I do not appreciate the time diligence and thoughtfulness of your response. I certainly do.
But you might as well be reading Shakespear to my fish. Do you have a tip jar? I live here and I appreciate your keeping my lights on.

2026-04-07 20:18:38 UTC

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absolutely let ai create their own sandbox of theft falsehoods and no credibility. I won't climb their gates, stay the f away from me.

2026-03-28 01:04:07 UTC

RE: https://mastodon.social/@lyndamerry484/116303413561424231
THIS ITS ALWAYS ABOUT MONEY
#note1sk2…204c

2026-03-27 01:37:00 UTC

live long and you're gonna crash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y7NGqfZteg&list=RD1y7NGqfZteg&start_radio=1
#LiveLongAndAnything
#HashtagGames
#80s #music #video

2026-03-26 15:37:23 UTC

RE: https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei/116291961079874656
Just what does bitch think Fire and Brimstone looks like? Paradise or Paradise California?
#note17k9…cl99

2026-03-18 01:36:30 UTC

Voodoo Doughnuts
the line is forever. always.
every plane that takes off is loaded with the pink boxes
#EvilCompanyNames
#HashtagGames
#PNW
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2026-03-18 01:14:40 UTC

Heinz 666
#EvilCompanyNames
#HashtagGames

2026-03-12 02:11:50 UTC

Everything you ever wanted to know about Coupling but were afraid to ask
#PlumbingBooksOrPlays
#HashTagGames

2026-03-08 03:59:05 UTC

Please call the DC police if you have any information on who destroyed the East Wing of a very historic building without authorization, the building has been through fire and destruction by british in 1814 but we believe this destruction was caused by a temporary resident who is DEFINITELY NOT GETTING HIS DEPOSIT BACK. Thank you for your attention to this matter, we are looking forward to expediting his journey to hell.
#CharacterOnTheNews
#HashTagGames

2026-02-28 02:36:07 UTC

Heart of Glass Menagerie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm-xOTlemUY
#RetroMovieASong
#HashTagGames
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2026-02-25 03:07:17 UTC

Jonathan Livingston Blue Footed Booby
#seabirdsabookorplay
#HashtagGames
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2026-02-23 21:12:49 UTC

I am having a watch party tomorrow night for the state of the union.
I will be serving We Are Screwed drivers and Stormy Daniels stuffed mushroom caps.
Mandatory drinking game; you must drink whenever he lies. We should all be blissfully dead by nightfall.
#thistimelinesucks
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2026-02-12 20:08:22 UTC

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😎
https://files.mstdn.party/media_attachments/files/116/059/460/786/990/745/original/3c7b0244b3aa2940.jpg

2026-02-11 02:23:22 UTC

The Red Green Dwarf Show
#ExtraterrestrialShows
#HashTagGames

2026-02-05 02:35:24 UTC

The Day The Earth Did Pretty Much The Same As Always
#SoSoMovies
#HashtagGames

2026-02-02 01:26:58 UTC

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maybe space lasers from mars. dunno lol

2026-02-02 01:22:00 UTC

Calling on all #computer #geeks #nerds ; crazy old cat lady here, comp keeps shutting down out of nowhere. I work remotely so this is no bueno. It has happened 2x today, 1 yesterday. I have an 'applied computer science' degree so I am great at photoshop and suck at everything else. Any help appreciated
Anyone heard of Fortect.com software? or got another one?
Thank you for your attention to this matter. :thisisfine: 😜

2026-01-30 20:13:41 UTC

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OMG MUST HAVE TOY I am throwing out my shoulder playing with my Tiger cat Sage and still can't get them far enough!
#pets #CatsOfMastodon
https://files.mstdn.party/media_attachments/files/115/985/866/499/388/252/original/08ff55ce23a9afb8.mp4

2026-01-29 19:53:40 UTC

#msnow #AllIn Chris Hayes is reporting from #minneapolis #mn
They have a tradition for the Spring Thaw where they will put an old car out on the ice and place bets on when it becomes a fish habitat.
They call it "Ice Out" day.
and that is the most adorable thing I have heard since I found out their state drink is milk.
#Ice Out #AbolishICE

2026-01-28 21:51:48 UTC

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found it. : )
https://files.mstdn.party/media_attachments/files/115/974/933/650/111/097/original/9ee1100840d460d8.png

2026-01-24 21:18:46 UTC

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I had just been thinking how ridiculous #ice is behaving. I know they can't do maths, but is the plan to just murder everyone that disagrees with them?
Then I heard Bondi. Yes that's the plan!! ❄️❄️❄️Label victim kill victim do no investigation lie about it. Repeat 2.5 million times. Chilling.
Now they have a country of Rich horrible white people and poor ignorant white people. What happens next? Rich hate poor or men hate women? Either way, what a *BLECH* society.

2026-01-24 20:57:02 UTC

Holyhell Pam Bondi's statement just now gave me chills. They are all in for Civil War for real. I feel sick for Minnesota. They are going to just slaughter every one that doesn't agree with them. Stephen Miller's ears must be 🔥🔥🔥

2026-01-23 19:59:47 UTC

This just in;
By aligning themselves with the Right, the weight Christian Evangelicals carry with God has plummeted to less than one BillyGram.

2026-01-22 21:03:46 UTC

Sometimes 'Select All' is the best option, expecially when you have no idea what the options are.
😂
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2026-01-22 02:10:54 UTC

Anyone NOT insulted by the guy that keeps posting expensive parties and gold furnishings telling you how to eat for $3/meal?
what is wrong with his followers.

2026-01-16 22:30:46 UTC

Ever try to tickle someone and they will not laugh? or use your best Mad voice at a child and they laugh at you?
Imagine being a frustrated manbaby dressed like this, doing your best imitation of MAN being threatening and intimidating. Then this woman smiles and says, 'I'm not mad at you.' Your best Scary Big Bad Man act and you can't pull it off?
Might make you mad huh? Maybe mad enough to shoot her 3X in the face? The F-ing Btch.
I think that is why he did it.
#justiceForRenee
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2026-01-14 03:24:41 UTC

#StrangersDeepThoughts
#HashTagGames
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2026-01-08 20:01:50 UTC

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You would think the Murderous Clowncar would have just an inkling of how unbelievably OUT OF THEIR DEPTH with lethal lack of qualifications they have, but they do not have one atom of self-awareness.
I have been soldering circuit boards for almost half a century, but if you made me CEO of Intel, or Engineer at Boeing, I would be playing George Costanza under my desk and asking for all manner of help.
Getting a title does not make you auto-quailified.
Morons and thugs.

2026-01-08 00:13:54 UTC

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I dont see why they cant just go back to living in their parents basement and creating content for their conspiracy theory pod cast. That will keep them out of everyone's lives.
After they are properly shamed, deloused, deprogramed and yes the spitting.

2026-01-07 19:15:25 UTC

Any Axolotl parents out there? I want one (or more) for one of my unused aquariums but if I were to kill something that looks this happy I would cry buckets. So super cute though.
#aquatic #pets #amphibians
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2026-01-07 15:33:23 UTC

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yep that's our brand new and improved on steroids cuz now we embrace the awful and don't even try to pretend.
What's the plan?
I'm gonna use our awesome military I have zero respect for to take your stuff and keep it for myself. End of plan .
I hate this Timeline.

2026-01-03 18:05:53 UTC

So when Venezuela becomes the 51st US state, where does he plan to deport them? Dr Who them back to the Aztecs?
WTAF is up with this Timeline????

2026-01-02 17:36:11 UTC

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I would like to sponsor a Punathon between you and Stephen Pastis. Winner gets a Noble Puntz Prize Loser gets to hear a Vogon read poetry.
😜
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2026-01-02 01:12:02 UTC

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Remember Milkmen? If you do you are old. There was a mystery around the neighborhood where I grew up a bazillion years ago. Everyone's milk, left on their porch very early, would have the top off and be down about 4". No one had any idea what was going on, until finally...
Someone got up early enough to see our Sheepdog pry off the top, drink it as far down as her tongue would reach, and then move on to the next house.
We were not popular.
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2025-12-28 00:13:22 UTC

2025 Mastodon posts review;
My most surprising post was this little guy. I work remotely and log into work then here for the duration. Saw it was International Wombat day, and it was a Wednesday so, well you see where this is going... found a great pic of a Wombat for the first ever (to my knowledge) #WombatWednesday became an instant hit
#2025 #2025inreview good riddance
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2025-12-19 20:11:18 UTC

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My first husband informed me (after the wedding) of things I needed to change now that I was a 'wife'.
I asked him what he was going to change now that he was a 'husband' and the completely baffled look on his face was all the answer I needed.
We did not make our first anniversary.
Fun fact; my second marriage was even shorter. By alot. I give up. 😜

2025-12-19 18:12:39 UTC

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wonder how long before they start disappearing laws against Pedophelia whitewashing try to make it 'Acceptable' as they seem to be doing for all his fav crimes.
"Girl you'll be a Woman Soon" could become the National Anthem

2025-12-15 21:06:00 UTC

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I cant wait until this mess is over. What a joke of a 'president' it would be funny if so many people, so many MILLIONS of people were not affected by his sociopathic vicious stupidity.
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2025-12-15 20:02:10 UTC

Happy Monday soooo....
#catsOfMastodon
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2025-12-09 02:41:49 UTC

A Farewell to Arbys
#fastfoodabook
#hashtaggames

2025-12-09 02:37:17 UTC

Slaughterhouse of Pies
#fastfoodabook
#hashtaggames

2025-11-30 02:09:08 UTC

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Wow. Texas and Florida are really going head to head in the catagory of 'stupid self destructive dick moves' race to the bottom.

2025-11-29 17:55:37 UTC

OMG OMG Did y'all here this one?! Freakin HEYLARIOUS #ICE #PROTEST in my home hood; Hundreds go to #HomeDepot buy 17 cent Ice Scrapers.
Then get back in line, and return them.
They had to close the store.
You're Welcome 😁
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2025-11-28 22:43:09 UTC

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4. VIDZ sounds like Crakz or Warez so pirated content?
2. Cyan is blue so only porn? 😂 not that its a deal breaker...
1. Fedio like Video works...but
SHARKCAT we have a winner and logo
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2025-11-19 02:24:30 UTC

I have to spell peoples names back to them on my calls for verification. Two names I dread;
MICKEY and GLORIA
as I cant do either without breaking into song. and there was that one lady whose phone number was 867 5309
So embarassing.
#MickeyMouseTipsOrThoughts
#HashTagGames

2025-11-17 20:48:32 UTC

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I mistakenly read your beautiful photo post of the Eastern Bluebird as Epstein Bluebird and was understandably confuzzled.
I obviously need to take a doom scroll break.

2025-11-14 20:13:24 UTC

Our Fearful Leader taking heat from #MAGA over his support of visas for students to train in the US for tech jobs.
He says the US doesn't have smart enough people.
Considering the people with which he surrounds himself, I can see how he might think that.
#uspol

2025-11-07 03:27:40 UTC

Seriously. What did #GOP think. What was the plan.
"They aren't gonna like it. We gonna rein Him in, or just let the delusional sociopath steer the USS GrampsIsOffHisMeds into a Swastika shaped Iceberg ?"
Or what?

2025-11-03 03:27:54 UTC

I heard Louis Black practices Therapeutic Shower Screaming and I'm thinking that is a good thing to do.

2025-10-31 23:26:33 UTC

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Actutally I did say "Merry Halloween" just a few hours ago. But the post demanded it. 😜
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2025-10-31 19:37:09 UTC

This is Sage. He has a previously undiagnosed underwear fetish. It is either adorable or disturbing. You make the call.
#Caturday a day early #pets #CatsOfMastodon
*file compressed with Videocandy
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2025-10-26 23:24:23 UTC

Shopping for the person who has everything?
#SilentSunday
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2025-10-22 21:00:06 UTC

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Daniel Dae Kim looks a little LOST
Ill show myself out..........

2025-10-04 19:11:57 UTC

#Caturday #pets #memes #CatsOfMastodon
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2025-09-28 21:19:31 UTC

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We did a #Hashtaggames to ruin a band and someone posted
"Stephen Miller Band"
That was months ago and I am still laughing.
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2025-09-28 00:43:37 UTC

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I hear the orange fascist assault on Voodoo Donuts was stymied by the long line.
#pnw keep portland weird. and free of maga.
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2025-09-27 23:52:12 UTC

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pure genius. quite the writer you are.
"God help us. The circus is in town, and the clowns carry live ammo."
thank you from a fellow #PNW dweller.

2025-09-26 00:47:23 UTC

Anyone know where I can these nifty Tiger Jammies with white footie boots in them? Tres Chic!
#Pets #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #TigerTuesday
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