Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.

⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️

Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.

Monster. No gods, no kings. Likely a psychopath. Honestly, you're better off muting me.

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#Audrey #PoultryCoroner
#RandomShoes #BongSignal
#TheArtOfShitposting
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself

Cats: #EmmaPeel #PussyGalore #HarleyQuinn #Leila

8NOV22 #GangsOfNovember

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Last Notes

2026-10-12 06:35:34 UTC

Audrey discovers what I've been doing with the toast...
#Audrey
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2026-10-06 06:50:14 UTC

#Audrey
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2026-10-02 20:58:31 UTC

So. 👁 Cataracts, and their removal.
I'm sure some of you old farts out there have experience with this.
From what I gather, it's done in the office, with local anesthesia, takes about an hour, and involves removing the clouded lens from my eyeball, and slipping in a new, synthetic lens.
Recovery time about 2 weeks, with steadily improving vision as of day two. An eye patch for the first (two? three? one?) days.
Then the other eye.
That time period in recovery, with the eye patch, is what I'm particularly interested in. Can any of y'all who've had this done tell me how long you wore the patch?
A 7-pack of eye patches in various colors would be fun, but if I only have to wear an eye patch for a day and a half, twice, it's not really worth the extra €.
😜 Either way, more parts replaced in the #ShipOfTheseus that is me. 🙄
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2026-09-25 14:25:36 UTC

Do you not see me here, dying of hunger?
*gasp*
Farewell. I die.
-
She tries this often. Such a drama queen. 😜 I'll feed the little chonkette soon enough.
#Leila #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
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2026-09-20 18:11:09 UTC

Fuck AfD.
#FCKAFD
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2026-09-12 06:13:34 UTC

They´re coming to take me away,
Haha,
They´re coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers
And chirping birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they´re coming to take me away,
HAHAAAAAAAAA
Napoleon XIV - They're Coming To Take Me Away
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
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2026-09-11 16:15:28 UTC

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Do they understand that a wealth tax is a compromise?
*points to The French Method*
Madame Guillotine stands ready to dance, always.

2026-09-09 19:42:21 UTC

Mitch McConnell is still dead.
Donald J Puppyfucker is still a pedophile rapist.
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/117/242/779/725/778/368/original/81d36fde52f59f13.jpg

2026-09-08 17:02:13 UTC

Emma has wrapped herself up, and rests comfortably on our bed.
#EmmaPeel #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
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2026-09-08 15:01:18 UTC

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Home from the vets.
Emma's fine. Nothing broken or torn. They gave her a shot, and a bottle of kitty tranks/antibiotics.
She complained - loudly! - the entire way there and back. It was embarrassing.

2026-09-08 09:55:35 UTC

🙄 Emma just came home crying and limping. Her right rear leg/foot looks swollen. I don't see any obvious breaks/dislocations, but she can't put weight on it.
We've already called the vet, she has an appointment at 1600. That'll give my scoot-chair a chance to charge. Because it's me that'll take her. They're going to tell me stuff I won't completely understand, because technical German.
In the meanwhile, Emma is under the couch, and a bowl of food is readily available.

2026-09-07 18:06:01 UTC

@npub13t4…zkgw is broken. 😜 I've been using the last post over and over.
cc: @npub1y04…cd5d

2026-08-18 06:13:33 UTC

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If one fills the bong with Jägermeißter instead of water, it doesn't taste so bad if one accidentally swallows.
Downside, it gets sticky, quick.

2026-08-18 05:47:51 UTC

For the night is dark, and full of terrors.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
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2026-08-01 04:56:26 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Not sure what day it is; this will become apparent soon enough. Kittys have been fed. Meds have been consumed, and I anxiously await kick-in.
Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.
USA is a Nazi shithole.
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi
ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda: Mitch McConnell is still dead. 🐢
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2026-07-11 14:41:57 UTC

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#HephalumpWorld.

2026-07-07 07:52:29 UTC

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2026-07-02 06:22:44 UTC

In order for "trickle down" economics to work, the rich need to be treated like piñatas.
#PiñataTheRich

2026-07-01 06:14:08 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. 😜 I slept long! The house is reasonably cool! Kittys may or may not have been fed. I didn't ask, they're not here, I don't care
Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.
USA is a Nazi shithole.
Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi
ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda: Jumping right in.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
Here's your ticket, pack your bags
Time for jumpin' overboard
Transportation is here
Close enough but not too far
Maybe you know where you are
Fightin' fire with fire
Talking Heads - Burning Down The House
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2026-06-29 04:48:08 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A damp mornings here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Wets occasionally fall from the sky. Someone closed the doors and windows when they got up, and the house is not as cool as it could be. I endeavor to remedy this.
Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.
USA is a Nazi shithole.
Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi
ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda: Don't forget to check on your elders.
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2026-06-27 03:53:59 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
An already too warm morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, it's gonna be bad today. Kittys are kinda fed. I'll eat my meds as I head out to get water, in 45 minutes or so.
Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.
USA is a Nazi shithole.
Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi
ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda: Same as it ever was.
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2026-06-24 11:38:44 UTC

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
🪐
My god! It's full of toast!
#RoundSideDown: A Toast Odyssey
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2026-06-17 16:40:08 UTC

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Pachesi.
Twister. (mat, not board)
Risk.
Mousetrap.
Clue.

2026-06-15 07:22:51 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A late morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. It would appear the world is still intact.
Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.
Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi
ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda: Is he dead yet?
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2026-06-10 05:09:19 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A leaden morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace.
Donald J Puppyfucker rapes kids. RepubliKKKans do not care.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.
USA is a Nazi shithole.
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi
ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda: Foment unrest.
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2026-05-24 16:54:33 UTC

Can you not see me dying of hunger?
*gasp*
Farewell, I die.
#Leila #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
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2026-05-24 16:15:47 UTC

😜 I hadda go to the gas station to get tobacco. On the way back...
#Isetta #RedIsetta
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2026-05-18 09:19:43 UTC

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Guess what? Bee butt!
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2026-05-16 19:06:59 UTC

Fuck Israel.
#Eurovision #ESC #FuckIsrael

2026-05-16 05:05:13 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Blä. One of these days I'm going to wake up dead. Not today, though.
Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.
USA is a Nazi shithole.
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi
ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda: TBD
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2026-05-14 20:47:47 UTC

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50x50x90?
https://ebay.us/m/I8cwkY

2026-05-13 05:10:57 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
An indeterminate morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. It's bad this morning.
Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.
USA is a Nazi shithole.
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi
ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda: Will no one rid me of this turbulent puppyfucker?
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2026-05-12 04:43:13 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Half the cats are fed. Meds are consumed. I'm debating blowing off my radiology appointment.
Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.
USA is a Nazi shithole.
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi
ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda: Will no one rid me of this turbulent puppyfucker?
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/559/759/867/432/231/original/b6787a6af06a9974.jpg

2026-05-11 05:58:01 UTC

I called the radiology folks, because no way am I going to make my 11:00 appointment this morning. (😜 It's pissing rain, and I'm made of sugar)
🙄 My appointment is tomorrow. Not today.
So, winning. 🤣🤣
#SeniorMoments

2026-05-10 08:35:33 UTC

Up in the vineyards again.
Looking at the hill with the tigers, all seems quiet. 🐅
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2026-05-05 12:14:43 UTC

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I'm all done. Everything is as ok as can be, and I'm on my way home.

2026-05-05 11:44:30 UTC

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I'm now in a exam room

2026-05-05 10:27:12 UTC

On my way to the cardiologist. My doctor called the cardio, who the called me, and told me to get my butt there now. 🙄
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2026-04-30 06:11:58 UTC

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Cool beans!
Are they all a dull, boring black in their room temperature state, or are there other colors?
Mine looks ugly as it cools down, slowly graying over in irregular splotches, which don't show up well on camera.
I am quickly losing that "ooooooh!" feel. The handle never turns color, nor does the ring on the bottom, and it's ugly as it cools.

2026-04-30 05:20:57 UTC

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😜 And I realize how silly it is to post images while asking why there are no images.

2026-04-30 05:19:33 UTC

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To whit :
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2026-04-30 05:18:17 UTC

Blä. 🙄 I think the folks at ieji toggled something during an update: images arrive as blacked out boxes.
AltText, if present, is there, but no image.
Do you see an image here?
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2026-04-23 05:17:39 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another morning.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.
USA is a Nazi shithole.
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi
ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda:
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2026-04-20 20:36:30 UTC

*flounces in on a cloud of Old Spice*
💋

2026-04-16 07:55:56 UTC

Allegory
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2026-04-03 07:30:39 UTC

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The worst part? I broke my Hello Kitty mug.
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2026-04-03 07:24:45 UTC

🙄 I've received special permission to smoke in the house today: the burns on my hand, foot, and thigh make it painful to crawl (I can't put on my right boot (cuzza blistering)) out to the outdoor smoking area.

2026-04-01 16:23:23 UTC

When Apollo 11 went to the moon, back in the day, 9 year old me was glued to the TV.
Artemis is supposed to take off to the moon tonight, and the best I can muster is "I hope it doesn't blow up."
If I'm awake, I might tune in.

2026-03-30 06:25:49 UTC

I often mention being at the ol' Imperial Palace. Some might think this is a flight of fancy, but it's the literal truth. I live in the ruins of a thousand year old Palace, built for an emperor.
Charlemagne built a palace here, one of eight, completed in 810 CE. While he's entombed at Aachen, and rarely visited here, some sources indicate that Ingelheim, with it's vineyards and bee gardens, was his favorite. I occasionally encounter his ghost. (He loves today's high octane weed, the cannabis in his day was "not like this!")
The Aula Regia (Throne Room) is "right across the street".
When the Palace was built, there was a small private chapel, and church services were held at St Remegius (est ca 740 CE, still active) The Palace Church, which is also "right across the street", wasn't added until the late 900s.
The defensive walls were added in the 1100s by Emperor Friedrich I Barbarossa. We live in the courtyard formed by the defensive walls.
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2026-03-18 06:02:48 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A bright, but nipply morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. Meds await.
Donald J Puppyfucker rapes children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. .
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.
USA is a Nazi shithole.
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi
ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda: Is he dead yet?
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2026-03-07 18:36:45 UTC

Ask your doctor if amphetamine is right for you.
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2026-03-01 08:23:58 UTC

Wait. What? Netanyahu is currently here, in Germany?
*checks riot bag*
Where?

2026-02-25 06:17:56 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld.
Fuck.

2026-02-19 06:05:03 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.
Donald J Puppyfucker rapes children. Everything he does is to to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.
USA is a Nazi shithole.
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi
ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda: Is he dead yet?
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/095/782/782/138/855/original/01fec27cb272eda0.mp4

2026-02-18 07:28:15 UTC

In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay
Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
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2026-02-17 06:34:36 UTC

Yeah, yeah. 🙄 Whatever.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A damp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, wets plummet from the sky. Kittys are being assholes, but are fed. Meds are consumed, and I o so anxiously await kick-in.
Everything he does is to distract you from him and good buddy Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.
USA is a Nazi shithole.
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi
ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda: Waiting for the day we can dance on his grave.
*queue Dope - Die, Motherfucker, Die*
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/084/555/967/817/782/original/a859e96ce73ddfb7.jpg

2026-02-14 13:11:23 UTC

🙄 There's a hairball clogging up the bathroom sink.
#HarleyQuinn #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
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2026-02-03 05:33:17 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea was delicious, but is now empty. A fresh cuppa heats.
A weird morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace: I'm dizzy and running a fever. Frozen wets plop heavily, melting ungraciously. Kittys are fed, but ignore their food. Meds are ingested. Kick-in awaits, but comes not quick enough.
Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, fattening his piggy bank in Qatar, all to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
Donald J Puppyfucker is brazenly murdering Americans to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
Donald J Puppyfucker rapes teenage girls, and Republicans are OK with it, saying 15 & 16 year old children are old enough to get raped.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.
USA is a Nazi shithole.
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi
ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda: You know what you need to do. History's eyes are upon you.
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/005/028/330/198/424/original/80a27e19e55204cf.jpg

2026-01-18 17:31:03 UTC

My upstairs neighbor informed me of a place called Nordleaf (dot) de, which is a cannabis dispensary, with prescription services.
There is a small fee for the prescription.
According to the confirmation emails, I now have a prescription for cannabis, and 5g of "Space Rider" heading to my mailbox.
For significantly less than from Mr Man.
😜 I guess I'll see in a week or so.
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/917/262/528/635/664/original/3c07101e709022b0.png

2026-01-18 07:09:28 UTC

Is he dead yet?
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
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2026-01-16 07:46:41 UTC

😜 Today is our 7 year anniversary.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
SMH. Has it really been that long? Time flies when yer having fun.
Anniversary Gift Guides all say the same thing for #7: wool/copper, and DESK SETS??!??! WTF?

2026-01-04 06:13:00 UTC

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"Israel is a terrorist state."

2026-01-04 05:53:20 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A chilly morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds await.
Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.
USA is a terrorist state.
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi
ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda: Live ugly.
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/835/260/032/993/222/original/a0a1f4e45731e462.jpg

2025-12-31 23:26:26 UTC

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Emma came home a while back. 😜 You can scroll back through my feed to see her inhaling food.
All three are cowering in the bedroom.
It still sounds like a war zone. 🙄

2025-12-31 23:13:41 UTC

😜 Dying down to isolated firefights. I hear screaming. The Bells have stopped. Fresh batteries fire off.

2025-12-31 22:46:39 UTC

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And to you!

2025-12-31 18:35:05 UTC

Fondue is doing it's thing, heating oil. Through the camera, I can see the flame clearly. Without the camera, I can't see anything. I know it's there. I can feel the warmth. But I can't see it.
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/815/598/027/254/566/original/bdf482a217643d71.jpg

2025-12-30 07:24:51 UTC

Well, Clarice... Has the toast stopped screaming?
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy #SilenceOfTheToast
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2025-12-29 21:19:11 UTC

Dinsdale!
#SpinyNorman #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #HedgehogsOfMastodon
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/804/936/214/312/506/original/d4eab65458cedaa8.jpg

2025-12-29 08:05:43 UTC

#Audrey
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/801/817/244/166/620/original/b0d4ee98990a5f01.jpg

2025-12-27 07:08:17 UTC

Is anyone else having issues with the search function?
Is it server dependent?
It won't find ANYTHING for me lately (past week or so), even when searching for a term I use three to five times a day, minimum. Put it in quotes, still nothing. Use the "from:me" switch, still nothing.
Example, if I search for Audrey (or "Audrey"), it won't find a single post, but it'll show #Audrey in the "hashtags" section.
This happens in Tusky and Mastodon Web.

2025-12-23 20:43:53 UTC

Emma does sentry duty.
#EmmaPeel #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/770/795/773/032/306/original/7aadd627dd1704fc.jpg

2025-12-05 22:40:38 UTC

FIFA, go fuck yourself.
#FuckFIFA
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/669/339/591/860/755/original/71462c93288422bc.webp

2025-12-03 09:01:24 UTC

Cry Havoc!, and let slip the toast toasted round side down!
I do have other options to break my overnight fast in the mornings, but I choose this. There are cereals, but I choose this. We have fruit, but I choose this.
I choose this, this putting of toast into the toaster, round side down, this desecration of perfectly good toast, deliberately and consciously, every day.
Every day.
It makes me feel alive.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/654/771/962/832/061/original/fa78442126bca7eb.jpg

2025-11-27 05:30:10 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld.

2025-11-25 21:29:33 UTC

Horny young buck lickin' pussy.
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/612/451/714/918/959/original/9f855757ab6d548a.jpg

2025-11-22 11:45:16 UTC

Finished with errands, chillin' at the #FuckNazis bench. A sentiment I endorse wholeheartedly.
😜 Not literally!
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/593/169/936/032/594/original/171233206af3833c.jpg

2025-11-22 08:03:19 UTC

Your story has become tiresome. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.
#Audrey
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/592/292/827/455/733/original/db19d83ea156a13f.jpg

2025-11-20 07:59:45 UTC

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I'm a Dung Beetle, pushing my ball of shit around. It's a nice ball of shit: well rounded, and pleasingly speckled. It's sure to be a hit with the ladies!
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/580/959/263/061/281/original/60a2f7f5cc17482a.png

2025-11-16 09:34:16 UTC

The tolling of the bell brings the faithful to their knees.
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/558/678/068/550/380/original/f0403dfc8c21ca49.mp4

2025-11-10 07:52:07 UTC

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🙄 All this talk about UK "rejoining" the EU...
You're assuming we want their nasty racist, royalist, unwiped ass back. That's not a given.
Go join Aмерикa. They can be the 51st Oblast.

2025-11-07 19:38:12 UTC

Between the Roman stuff, the Charlemagne stuff, the Holy Roman stuff, even the Napoleon stuff, and the general Fairy Tale vibe of this whole section of the Rhine, and with the way my life has been forcibly uprooted, and having to start from 0 so many times, and a hedgehog waddles across the terrace to eat, and keep me company, I sometimes really do feel like I've stumbled bass ack wards into some kind of fairy tale, and hope that this is my happily ever after, even tho it's dark, and the night is full of terrors, and cold, the cold that seeps into your bones kind of cold, and it's starting to fog, because I really don't want to die in burst of ultra high energy particles, or worse, ekeing out an existence in the decaying rubble of the collapse... . 🧚 🦔
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/510/082/512/845/782/original/a1761f9e6f65574b.jpg

2025-11-06 07:59:03 UTC

Love is a burning thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire
I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
🔥
Johnny Cash - Ring Of Fire
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
PS - Ring of fire also available from eating jalapeños. I recommend eating ice cream after jalapeños to mitigate this.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
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2025-11-06 06:41:10 UTC

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Oooh! Envy! Mars, Bringer of War is my fave!
😜 I usually bellow (think Kargyraa throat singing) along, loudly, with the last note. >BOAH!<

2025-11-02 21:59:58 UTC

https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/482/336/757/177/141/original/939d997d2bfba2b7.jpg

2025-11-02 14:26:56 UTC

#Audrey
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/480/561/047/286/901/original/d7b9efff5ed7912d.jpg

2025-10-24 06:44:58 UTC

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
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2025-10-22 20:44:43 UTC

Do androids dream of electric #Audrey?
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/419/762/868/843/061/original/5ff34816c9c04e1d.jpg

2025-10-19 06:54:56 UTC

🕺 DEAD PRESIDENT DANCE 💃
When Nixon died, I danced
When Reagan died, I danced
When Bush died, I danced
When the other Bush dies, I will dance
When Puppyfucker dies
I will masturbate in the streets, dancing
#PoultryCoroner

2025-10-18 08:10:38 UTC

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🤣 [Usable] Bongs don't travel well. I've tried. 😜

2025-10-18 08:02:49 UTC

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🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥
#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/394/116/906/441/973/original/6847318e37428110.jpg

2025-10-16 17:50:26 UTC

UNTITLED 1950
Every day
I Think
Surely
This will be the thing
That brings it all crashing down
Surely
This open extortion and bribery
Surely
These atrocities by the Gestapo
Surely
This billionaire feeding frenzy
Surely
The American people will see
The sad rapist for what he is
But no
They want to be Nazis
Surely they know
What happens to Nazis
And stop calling me Shirley
#PoultryCoroner

2025-10-12 07:04:01 UTC

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Is it too early? It is not.
🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥
#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt

2025-10-09 11:42:39 UTC

Hello Kitty shadow puppetry.
#HelloKitty
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/344/015/237/740/290/original/58f769430865f6d2.jpg

2025-10-06 05:43:42 UTC

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are being assholes. Everything hurts.
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of pedophile rapists.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Groping Old Pedophiles
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Today's agenda: Be the light you want to see in the world.
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/325/621/280/457/378/original/d7698fdcd3097540.png

2025-10-05 09:04:04 UTC

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🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥
#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/320/750/613/488/766/original/f2ba9f1d4405cfd9.webp

2025-09-29 21:01:31 UTC

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🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥
#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt

2025-09-29 20:43:20 UTC

#Audrey
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/289/515/563/460/505/original/bc1d2c92ee9970dc.jpg

2025-09-22 11:34:47 UTC

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In the long long ago, I worked as a tech writer for a mail order pc/electronic supplies company, housed in a seismically designed building in San Jose, CA.
One day, a tech and I worked out a "focal point". We ambled over to it, and started bouncing up and down in unison.
Within seconds, heads were popping up behind cubicle walls, and screaming was heard.
😜 Both of us were "written up" the next day for "simulating an earthquake".

2025-09-14 19:56:52 UTC

Spiny Norman makes an appearance.
#SpinyNorman #NotOurCat #HedgehogsOfMastodon
https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/204/400/057/743/829/original/69b018d4be31acb0.jpg