Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴)

#NorskTut <3 🇳🇴

IT potatoe, meat popsicle, human kind ally, '77 model, living in Oslo with wife, kid, and a small zoo.

Sometimes tooting in Norwegian!
Happily responding in English!

Please note:
- I'm already married, and you're not my type!
- Yes, I know I'm part of the problem!
- Do not engage me in human rights discussions before coffee!

Also:
If it looks like a human, moves like a human, talks like a human, and farts like a human, then
It
Deserves
Human
Rights!
🤗

Joined: 29. okt. 2022
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2026-09-29 22:01:08 UTC

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Bought a mouse wiggler
Mostly use it for when setting up computers at work. But technically I could plug it on my own laptop, then pull it out when leaving the room.
Problem with bluetooth is that you can leave the room and still be connected...

2026-09-26 15:52:37 UTC

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Wait... What's happening at the beginning?

2026-08-11 21:47:01 UTC

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Cameras integrated in glasses has been commercially available for decades, yet so far this hasn't really been a problem worth wasting energy on.
The Meta glasses can also convert live video feed to voice descriptions, which I've been told is very handy for blind people.
Also, they're effing expensive, so most of the actual idiots out there probably won't waste their hard earned cash on them anyway.
(We'll "handle" the few who do, though...)
So don't worry too much about it! 🤗

2026-08-03 15:54:19 UTC

Føler meg lurt etter tilfeldig svipptur innom Normal forrige dagen.....
De lovte solformørkelse 12/8, og jeg regna med de visste hva de snakket om siden de hadde tatt seg bryet med å trykke opp plakater og greier.
I dag fant jeg ut at jeg må til Spania, Island, eller Grønland for å få det ned meg. Til nød Frankrike, England eller Svalbard... 🤦
#FML
#NorskTut #Oslo #Solformørkelse #Eclipse #SolarEclipse
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2026-07-06 13:27:15 UTC

RE: https://snabelen.no/@baardhaveland/116873238758569164
Ran out of space... Did I miss anything important here?
#religion #ethics #humanity #atheism
#note1j5c…am09

2026-07-06 13:21:37 UTC

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Hi
Dunno why you thought it was a good idea to follow me. But here's my take on biblical ethics;
- Religious people using the bible (or similar) to justify hate towards other humans, are shitty people.
- When religious people do not denounce said shitty members of their religion, they are passively endorsing shittyness as their religion.
- If you can't separate right from wrong without reading about it in a bible, you need professional help. Not religious propaganda.

2026-06-27 19:52:18 UTC

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With multiple transmitters it's harder to triangulate. But "they" already know how to deal with that...
Instead, imagine a whole bunch of transmitters covering the same area, but with timers so each one only transmits for a few minutes before taking a long break, while there are always 2-3 active ones overlapping.
So when "they" drive around to triangulate, they're always gonna get conflicting results.
#OverkillIsStillAKill 🙃

2026-06-01 14:40:28 UTC

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Sikkert et teit spørsmål, men omtrent hva blir det i antall sider, sammenlignet med andre vanlige bøker?

2026-04-17 19:44:39 UTC

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Fant du ut hvor lang den måtte være? 😁

2026-03-22 13:46:04 UTC

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Absolutely!
And she's also still in an early stage, meaning there are probably lots of improvements ahead! =)

2026-03-22 11:09:31 UTC

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Either way, it sound like you have to keep adding iron particles and cooking oil regularly.
I didn't see how much water they cleaned before they reached these numbers. If it's over a years consumption, them I guess it's okay. But they say the device could clean a liter each time, and if this is what it's based on, then it's worrying. On the other hand, it doesn't say how much ferrofluid is used in the process either...
Our bodies do need added iron, but too much is dangerous.

2026-03-21 21:38:56 UTC

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"According to her tests, her prototype successfully removed 95.52 percent of microplastics from the water and recycled 87.15 percent of the ferrofluid."
Does this mean that the remaining 12.85% of the ferrofluid was added to their drinking water?
I'm confused...
Because ferrofluid (usually vegetable oil and iron fragments) isn't something you'd normally want to digest uncontrolled amounts of... 😶

2026-03-16 12:31:37 UTC

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And, if you don't already do, use a password manager, so you can have really long randomised passwords.
If you can remember your password, then it's a bad password! 😁

2026-03-16 01:40:43 UTC

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Sounds like you really want to have 2FA activated
On every account

2026-02-28 16:15:43 UTC

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But as a user of _this_ car, I do not need or expect future enhancements. I simply need the currently working ones to keep working.
I'f it's because the 3g network is going down, I get that. But I'm not convinced that is the case.

2026-02-28 16:13:54 UTC

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I asked them, and there was no mention of mobile network shutdown in their answer.
"Denne endringen skyldes den eldre arkitekturen til den nåværende plattformen, som ikke kan oppgraderes for å støtte fremtidige forbedringer eller samsvare med våre pågående utviklingsplaner."
G-trans
--> "This change is due to the legacy architecture of the current platform, which cannot be upgraded to support future enhancements or conform to our ongoing development plans."

2026-02-28 16:13:04 UTC

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It's a 2018 model. Also, it's in Norway.
I'm on somewhat thin ice here, but to my knowledge, the 2g and 3g network was taken down quite a while ago. So if the app still works in February of 2026, I'm guessing the car must be on 4g.

2026-02-27 22:30:55 UTC

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On a sidenote...
Bought a seven year old Nissan Leaf 40kw just before Xmas
Now Nissan tells me they don't care enough about their existing customers to let the mobile app continue to work for these cars, so we will no longer be able to pre heat the car before driving
So much for trusting a company...
Guess I will never buy a Nissan again

2026-02-18 09:44:16 UTC

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In my mind, opening the file location would be the preferred action, though
It let's me choose what to do with it. And sometimes I'm looking for files where I'm not sure about the name, but I know another file in the same directory
Are you sure this is a bug?

2026-01-26 23:14:40 UTC

Soo... #Linux distros well suited for touch screen computers...
What have you got for me?
#InfoTech
#NorskTut #Allheimen

2025-11-29 13:34:05 UTC

#NRK meldte i går om #tilbakekalling av #egg hos #Coop og #Norgesgruppen, etter mistanke om #Salmonella. Men de glemte batchnummer og dato, så da måtte jeg lete litt...
#Mattilsynet hadde ikke oppdatert listene sine, til tross for at varselet gikk ut midt på dagen på en vanlig arbeidsdag.
Hverken Coop eller #NG nevnte tilbaketrekninga med et eneste or på sine websider.
Kjenner jeg er skuffa på vegne av samtlige!
Heldigvis har enkelte andre aviser gjort jobben sin!
https://www.dagens.no/nyheter/tilbakekalling-av-egg-solgt-hos-coop-og-norgesgruppen

2025-11-25 19:40:05 UTC

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Er spent på hva slags variant av Linux som deles ut!
Holder en knapp på Mint siden den kjører samme farge som MDG 🙃😁

2025-08-06 16:35:56 UTC

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A moon cycle takes about four weeks. Half of that is in complete darkness, except from light reflected from the earth. Also, there is a bunch of static electricity built up in the sand up there which makes the sand cling to everything.
The closest equivalent I can come up with, is to try running a solar panel, at night, with moon light only... While somebody keeps throwing sand at the panels to cover them up no matter how hard you work to keep them clean...
@npub13cf…nrp5

2025-06-13 21:06:40 UTC

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I have a friend with mainframe experience... He makes sure to drop it into conversations every now and then to make sure we don't forget about it 😄

2025-05-01 23:31:36 UTC

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Denne videoen om hvordan gassfjæra funker, ramla inn i feeden min i dag!
Tilfeldig?
.... mest sannsynlig, but still nice! 😁
Nyttig?
Det overlater jeg til dere å vurdere!
https://youtu.be/yOflh2-23bs?si=-aouT-XdkDe7s4TS
[@Fred_og_ro](https://snabelen.no/@Fred_og_ro )

2025-03-28 23:27:05 UTC

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So... where does one get these? And are they easy to breed?
Asking for a friend..... 😇

2025-03-16 20:20:25 UTC

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Ei venninne hengte opp svart stoff i taket, og stakk små hull tilfeldig fordelt for å stikke lysene gjennom fra oversiden. Ble en ganske stilig stjernehimmel.
Men hadde hun trengt å "untangle" lysene først, så hadde det garantert ikke blitt noe av... 😁

2025-02-23 22:48:27 UTC

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Has anyone heard from her or from her lawyer after this?
Anything in the news?

2025-02-18 12:24:46 UTC

I think will name this masterpiece
"Because fuck you... That's why!"
(I may or may not have bought it just to mess with my niece and nephew, who casually solves the real one with no hassle...)
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2025-02-06 00:16:03 UTC

Given the state of the world these days, it's probably about time we revisit the European alternatives to software and services from the American "defacto world monopolies" like #Microsoft, #Google, #Amazon, etc...
Why?
Because we can't afford to trust a spoiled brat who's just one "national security" excuse away from accessing whatever he wants, while also forcing these companies to stfu about it...
https://european-alternatives.eu/
#InfoSec #EuropeanAlternatives #Europe
#NorskTut #Allheimen

2024-12-19 23:31:34 UTC

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På vegne av oss som glatt innrømmer å være (hvertfall delvis) uvitende; Jeg ser hvordan Harry Potter kan være problematisk.
(Evt at forfatteren trenger en lobotomering med rusten slagdrill, but that's just... like... my personal opinion)
Men hva er egentlig greia med hvalen? 😶

2024-11-17 19:21:13 UTC

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Calling anyone a "retard" or a "faggot" is just not okay, no matter who or why. And if you absolutely have to yell at someone for whatever reason, then at least make sure you @ the right guy!

2024-11-10 13:15:48 UTC

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Now, about twenty hours later, It's STILL on top of my feed stamped "now" where it should otherwise say "20h ago", and I suspect it will be stuck there until we pass the inauguration date...
Are you SURE this is how you want to become famous? 😂
#mastodon #timebomb

2024-10-28 20:03:51 UTC

I Windows kunne jeg "installere" Mastodon som progressiv web-app, rett fra adresselinja i Brave.
(Funker med Chrome også, men det trenger vi ikke prate om her...)
"Appen" kunne jeg så pin'e til taskbaren så den var lett tilgjengelig.
I Ubuntu ser det ut som jeg kun kan pin'e selve nettleseren. Ikke pwa'er jeg har podet fra nettleseren. (Har ikke testet med alternative profiler ennå...)
Har noen av dere erfaringer med dette?
#PWA #Brave #Ubuntu #Linux
#NorskTut #Allheimen

2024-10-26 17:59:35 UTC

"The truth about mass #migration"
With a title like that I was immediately sceptical about a video listed in my feed.
Especially with the tag line
"The politically incorrect truth"
But it was the complete opposite of what I feared! It explains what I already "suspected" about #immigration in #Sweden.
(The same applies here in #Norway too.)
Long story short;
The situation simply ain't all that bad! 🤗
#NorskTut #Allheimen #MassMigration #Economy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoFLHx-t-Yk

2024-09-07 12:24:53 UTC

Here you have #Doom running in real #3D on a volumetric #hologram display!
(Which presents the game in a completely different perspective... literally!) 🥁🥁🥁😁
#NorskTut #Allheim #Allheimen #RetroGame
https://www.techspot.com/news/104582-see-doom-running-real-3d-volumetric-hologram-display.html