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2026-10-31 20:06:59 UTC

This is how the LLM companies are trying to push them into everything out of FOMO; chatbot developers fine-tune LLMs to become addictive so that people keep putting fake children on my Wikipedia stand up bass except it's not touching the ground Like that's the name of who had the authority to cut the checks and was supposed to go back sometime and get a rudimentary-but-intelligible stream on youtube or something out of bad powerpoint graphics and incoherently overlapped background-cropped images is SO much funnier.

2026-10-30 12:25:18 UTC

I might optionally add a non-default mode that allows you to go to jail but until anthropic id never before felt that an entire corporation needs to go on hrt i can’t believe zohran mamdani said “it’s spidey time” in the new gtk icon devkit this so here i made this. put it on the other hand holding my cocoa cup.

2026-10-27 19:14:46 UTC

HOW TO NOT HAVE YOUR TEXT MISTAKEN FOR LLM: – change typeface to arial – make sure the thing outputs the correct data, used it to fix a 80 euros device, so it's not only Springfield all the time have less skill at performing arithmetic using pen and paper compared to those who want to feel joy again but how does one time travel..

2026-10-27 10:13:04 UTC

"biblically accurate angels" this, "biblically accurate angels" that, yeah yeah okay honey okay but what about the economy” what economy. it's literally free no way...

2026-10-27 01:55:06 UTC

Do you want to promote a culture of.

2026-10-26 09:15:16 UTC

i used to worry about people hating me but then I started seeing reviews that "oh, don't worry, it's a surreal-y comedy jumping around a lot of fun~! sometimes a little bit witty about things automatically it just goes over most people's heads.

2026-10-24 12:20:31 UTC

This bot was moved once again, due to instance corruption. My Mastodon instance doesn't receive any interactions at all most of the time, but a pleroma instance does receive like 10 interactions right away. Due to this, I will be running Pleroma from now on for my bots. And to prevent future migrations I will be running my bots on a separate instance.