TatumTurnUp
Tatum Turn Up

Yes. And every time I’ve thought about it I can’t find the right pic in my phone before I get sidetracked by other fun pictures in my camera roll. One day I will not be retarded.

2026-08-25 01:14:08 UTC

If you were involved with the ColdCard incident in any way (victim, Red Team, researcher, black hat, etc) and would be willing to relive it and share about it with me, please email me at coldcard.tatumturnup@pm.me.
You can stay completely anon if you'd like, I just want to hear your story.

2026-07-23 01:02:17 UTC

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*Says he’s eating ass*
*Posts picture of shoulder*
So he was just telling us that he eats ass..?
#nevent1q…dh5l

2026-07-23 00:12:16 UTC

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The double take I just did could cause whiplash

2026-05-27 21:00:36 UTC

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Do too

2026-04-28 23:35:31 UTC

Tonight is the night. Only show up if you want to dance the night away with your friends. Don’t show up if you plan on bringing bad vibes. This set is made for YOU. And we’re going to party all night. Let’s have a time.
https://blossom.primal.net/b1b33e12f3c17a024e5b4b527f0ba1c150e99c4bccc8fea60c51cbb3ce24d2ef.jpg

2026-04-25 18:15:57 UTC

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Practicing my set for NosVegas! Come jam! https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrjetrxfjn2dnr95ukyvpk956xzwps94snjdfc95unsvfcxcenzvmzxuuxzqgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctczyr85tf46zd366lkjzws83ecs6fq3ttnjrjd500g7haz936h0knp22qcyqqq8vec4pl4ll

2026-04-24 20:41:03 UTC

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Extremely addicting

2026-04-24 20:40:39 UTC

I mixed up which USB has all my music for my DJ set and which one has malware on it and I’m too scared to check on my own computer. Come to NosVegas 2.0 Tuesday to find out which one I plugged in live. https://nosvegas.shakespeare.wtf/

2026-04-22 02:19:51 UTC

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Fuck Claude I just started using Claude Code literally a week ago and now they want to rip it from my hands for $100/m.
My ass.

2026-04-14 15:00:09 UTC

VEGAS PUT YOUR HANDS UP
Get your rest because we’re turning it all the way up and shutting down Fremont.
I got a killer set I’m working on that’s going to be groovy, bouncy, happy, it’s going to be a night of love and dancing.
Get your tickets now: https://nosvegas.shakespeare.wtf/
https://blossom.primal.net/ca2f7665c2a36916b3e9a17cb4fa8d799c5a5617915ecf244582268f63a7389a.png

2026-04-12 19:24:45 UTC

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I'm live playing Kaizo Mario again. Come chat! I'm having some tech difficulties, so if you could let me know how the stream looks and sounds and even feels, that would be great! https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrsvtpxfskvdtp95erydpc956rjvfs943rgepc95mkzdp4vyurvdfn8yuxvqghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8qunfd4skctnwv46z7q3qeaz6dwsnvwkha5sn5puwwyxjgy26uusundrm684lg3vw4ma5c2jsxpqqqpmxweh6hn8

2026-02-15 15:29:05 UTC

Any dream interpretation experts out there? I’ve been having dreams every night that are very specific to what I’m doing the next day (plans, tasks, etc), but everything is transpiring in the worst possible way. What the hell does that mean? And how do I get it to stop!! I don’t want to wake up stressed!!

2026-02-13 00:09:38 UTC

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Grinding a Shell Jump Mario ROM hack. Expect a lot of deaths and frustration. Also, if your chat doesn't appear, I'm sorry. Zap stream didn't show me some chats until I ended stream last time. https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrwdecxsenswph94jxvd34956xvd3395ursdpj95mxgcmxxqckywrzxverqqgewaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xmn0wf6zuum0vd5kzmp0qgsv73dxhgfk8tt76gf6q788zrfyz9dwwgwfk3aar6l5gk82a76v9fgrqsqqqan8573m6f

2026-02-10 02:46:22 UTC

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Playing Super Mario World ROM hacks https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrwcejvs6kze3j95mrxvn9956x2dpn943x2eps94sk2cecvd3k2vrzvvmnvqgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctczyr85tf46zd366lkjzws83ecs6fq3ttnjrjd500g7haz936h0knp22qcyqqq8vec7xc052

2026-02-08 23:37:50 UTC

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Shit
#nevent1q…59yq

2026-02-01 21:15:37 UTC

First step in building the home lab! Dad graciously handed me down a mini NAS with some still decent drives in it!
Any tips from others on building a home lab? Anything goes. I don’t even have a final goal, I’m just vibing. Primarily wanting to have a beefy local storage library, and then also host some local LLM(s), Minecraft server, node, etc. Localize everything. The sky is the limit I guess.
What do you think is a home lab essential? What are you using your home lab for?
https://blossom.primal.net/4f60f07c1c045efa0b4a3e3e799b2719cfca3b235cfa72efbab60d437dea0289.jpg

2026-01-22 22:03:08 UTC

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Playing a Super Mario World ROM hack! https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrzwtrxajrycfj943kgepj956rjvmx94skgwpn956rydtyvsunydtzxpjxyqgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctczyr85tf46zd366lkjzws83ecs6fq3ttnjrjd500g7haz936h0knp22qcyqqq8vec2plgke

2026-01-14 00:14:54 UTC

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Meyeow!!!
- Still Finn

2026-01-14 00:14:01 UTC

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Good idea. I try to hide it every time with that shit he puts in my poop box, “litter” or something. But he always finds it.
- Finn

2026-01-14 00:08:38 UTC

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You’re a human woman. Gtfo.
- Finn

2026-01-14 00:07:55 UTC

Hey guys, Finn here, Tatum left his phone unlocked. If any frisky feline females are out and about, hit my line.
https://blossom.primal.net/cec42d267554fcaa107b4704e15c3baa0ecbec0e4ca800359433423949c57ad0.jpg

2026-01-12 15:08:39 UTC

Cold in Mississippi is very different than cold in Colorado

2026-01-10 23:23:40 UTC

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Just chatting. Playing neal.fun in a bit. Come hand and listen to music. https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjxgde38pjkyep494nxzcmp956r2vrx95ukzwfk94snse3nx5ekye338qmnsqg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09upzpn6956apxcad0mfp8grcuugdysg44eepex68h50t73zcathmfs49qvzqqqrkvugjr835

2026-01-10 23:01:34 UTC

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Sick

2026-01-10 23:01:01 UTC

Guys I love streaming again. Funny how that works. Every time I get back on zap dot stream I feel like I’m home. I think I’m gonna stream again tonight and go through the neal.fun site. Love you guys.

2026-01-10 19:21:27 UTC

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Finishing the 2b2t documentary on stream https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrjwfsvyurgvee95ervvfj956rzenx94snvcf595engdesv9skydpcxgmkvqgewaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xmn0wf6zuum0vd5kzmp0qgsv73dxhgfk8tt76gf6q788zrfyz9dwwgwfk3aar6l5gk82a76v9fgrqsqqqan8dawmfw

2026-01-10 03:07:41 UTC

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Browsing YouTube like the big streamers with contracts do. https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjxyetp8y6nvvrp943x2d3k956rswfe95uxxwpe95mrwve3xccxvwphvccxyqgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctczyr85tf46zd366lkjzws83ecs6fq3ttnjrjd500g7haz936h0knp22qcyqqq8vecq6g5e9

2026-01-09 23:04:20 UTC

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Live just messin around https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrvd3sxvukxe3e95urwcen956rscmp95ur2vfe95mnydtpvsengdfcxyuk2qgewaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xmn0wf6zuum0vd5kzmp0qgsv73dxhgfk8tt76gf6q788zrfyz9dwwgwfk3aar6l5gk82a76v9fgrqsqqqan8f49apg

2026-01-09 15:38:21 UTC

I think I am going to try and get back on zap dot stream today now that I have my office (kind of) set up. Who wants to watch me unpack the rest lol

2026-01-09 15:28:28 UTC

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Just smaller mainly! All good vibes, great guys I met. In Denver I was used to being part of the hub that is The Space where there were always bitcoiners hanging out, but this was much smaller. Major potential for growth though!

2026-01-09 15:18:36 UTC

@nprofile…mzug got to me with his video so I’m diving in. Will monitor results over the course of a few weeks.
(This is just one amongst other tips he had)
https://blossom.primal.net/424a240fa218fc1da2529fe692072e10ba5b8bb0ee12ddb120ebdaa6c6d13940.jpg

2026-01-09 15:15:21 UTC

Went to my first Jackson Mississippi Bitcoin meetup last night. The vibe was definitely a shift from what I’m used to in Denver but it’s great to meet more bitcoiners.

2026-01-09 14:43:33 UTC

Good morning say it back

2026-01-07 19:23:05 UTC

@grok put her in my arms

2026-01-07 19:12:07 UTC

Zap factory
https://blossom.primal.net/88204a442034d8a0a2ebab5866a137d9e6e77a973334b36655f9a9543f71bcee.jpg

2026-01-04 17:57:03 UTC

🏴‍☠️/acc

2026-01-01 00:26:59 UTC

Happy New Year does someone wanna come give Tatey Watey a kiss?
Please..?

2025-12-31 23:40:29 UTC

I should have done this yesterday because half the world is in 2026 already but here’s some perfectly timed songs to play tonight: https://stacker.news/items/1400542/r/TatumTurnUp

2025-12-31 15:34:46 UTC

Wow… It’s my first time using @nprofile…6xkd on mobile and it might be the best PWA I’ve ever used.

2025-12-31 02:36:44 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/7b8581104df3f316eec5e9af0674e8466fbb9871ea1e9b901f75830e958a0613.png
#nevent1q…hsen

2025-12-31 02:35:56 UTC

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I'm on Primal (desktop if that matters) and I'm trying to connect my Alby Hub via NWC. I was able to connect it to Stacker News and Zeus just fine via NWC, but when I paste the connect secret into Primal, it just says it's active, but it doesn't automatically resolve on the Alby Hub side like it did for Zeus and SN. It just keeps spinning saying it's taking longer. And it won't let me zap 😟

2025-12-30 22:05:28 UTC

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Vanessa! I would zap you but I can't fucking figure out why NWC isn't connecting. Just pretend I zapped you.

2025-12-30 22:04:46 UTC

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I remember when I figured out you could still use HDDs years back, I just thought SSD was the standard. Yes I will take 20 zetabytes of storage for $30 thank you sir you can have your SSDs.

2025-12-30 22:03:23 UTC

Hey why does Privacy Badger show 9 trackers for Primal dot net ...

2025-12-30 22:01:56 UTC

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Hey Derek it's me your biological son Tatum can you help me connect my wallet I am having trouble thanks dad

2025-12-30 20:17:40 UTC

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Oh wow… I haven’t checked this all day and I just read the comments. I love people who like helping other people.
#nevent1q…5luf

2025-12-30 20:11:13 UTC

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Mom look I’m on Stacker News
#nevent1q…5luf

2025-12-30 15:20:04 UTC

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God I missed your memes

2025-12-30 11:59:08 UTC

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Just know I would zap this post if I could figure out why NWC isn't vibing.

2025-12-30 11:54:16 UTC

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Tried removing a single relay and wiped my whole relay list. Things are going great.
#nevent1q…5r8z

2025-12-30 11:39:55 UTC

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Just sent him 25k. It takes two types of special people to 1) help out when someone is in need, and 2) quietly give him the recognition he deserves. Good on you. Good on him.

2025-12-30 11:12:38 UTC

Alright my first question back in the saddle. Surprise...
Anyone know why I'm not able to send sats when Primal is saying that my Alby Hub is connected via NWC? I will say that the connection secret didn't automatically resolve on the Alby Hub side. Should I just try to reconnect?
Also, I updated my lightning address and it still hasn't reflected. I changed it from my `strike.me` address to my `getalby.com` address but the Strike one still shows.
God I feel like a noob again lol.

2025-12-30 11:08:13 UTC

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That’s not how staking works
#nevent1q…pyk4

2025-12-30 11:07:54 UTC

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I made this sign years ago… I think Daniel is my long lost brother. Or you are..?
https://blossom.primal.net/2ab5b372025182537a1490ead7f2022b7379f03451a082773c72b9d308cd698d.jpg

2025-12-30 10:49:51 UTC

After a long time, I have finally settled down and rebuilt my tech stack and can comfortably get back on Nostr. LFG!

2025-12-19 01:21:30 UTC

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Actually pissed I just moved across the country in the opposite direction of Wyoming… This is tight.

2025-12-02 14:34:43 UTC

#FreeSamourai #PardonSamourai
https://c.org/XqCTKWtPtg

2025-11-28 16:57:06 UTC

ChatGPT ate my ass

2025-11-18 11:48:06 UTC

Morning
https://image.nostr.build/1797df6332a3e0e43f702a2295b9950fe572ed821c6df7dac2f25ea1e3156e59.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/4a568f9ba9becb7a3fdd7df3b2de8309b491f9eadfc9d6863123d3d7cba39bdd.jpg

2025-10-29 20:25:14 UTC

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That was the biggest ankle I’ve ever seen

2025-10-14 20:26:46 UTC

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Been looking at a lot of Seth’s work lately. Wish it hadn’t taken me so long to start paying attention to him but glad I found him when I did.

2025-10-12 13:39:23 UTC

Good morning Nostr I am at a bar drinking a Coors Banquet at 7:30 in the morning for the Denver Broncos.
https://image.nostr.build/d8379f7b14ec05dbaf9c7495b6618b35ce031ae33212061914879994721a43c3.jpg

2025-10-03 05:16:50 UTC

FYI not that anyone used it but I just updated my PGP key in my bio. Cycled keys last month and forgot to update Nostr.

2025-09-04 14:40:28 UTC

For my birthday, please donate by zapping @npub19vr…68uf for his nonprofit sats4soup or directly sending via lightning to sats4soup@strike.me

2025-08-29 21:34:28 UTC

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2025-08-27 21:54:40 UTC

Vibe coded a ticker. Still cleaning it up and gonna add more matrices.
https://image.nostr.build/d125a0c8785816ed06350b9822dda22cbc2839b371a747766cc23bb1895ea65f.jpg

2025-08-20 15:54:16 UTC

Brb bout to finally make it big
https://image.nostr.build/223fa048086e265d58f05e38ae824994609354bba4687fbd24871fa126b06fdc.jpg

2025-08-20 14:24:52 UTC

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What about dreams and aspirations? Do y’all invest in dreams and aspirations?

2025-08-20 12:38:41 UTC

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Phew. I was getting worried. Now I’m okay.

2025-08-20 12:38:29 UTC

JUST IN: Tatum Turn Up says, “Fuck the state” 🙌
#note1j6y…gh6d

2025-08-20 12:37:36 UTC

Most people picture Bitcoin mining as plugging in machines and watching the hashrate go up.
At scale, it looks very different. Behind the scenes it’s warehouses, deployments, repair blitzes, and crisis calls. It’s the side of mining that rarely gets talked about.
In the warehouse, it’s loud, fast, and dusty. Forklifts, pallet jacks, compressors, and up to 100 miners screaming on the test bench. Dust flies everywhere from blowing out machines, stirred up by fans. You leave in a different-colored shirt than you came in.
And the work never stops moving. Intake, testing, repairs, outbound. A machine that ships today might have been powered on, inspected, moved, and logged three times this week.
The toughest challenge? Data integrity. A miner isn’t just “a miner.” It’s a specific unit with a history. If it moves without being logged, it becomes a ghost. At scale, ghosts cost time and money. Keeping everything tight is the name of the game.
Adaptability is the core skill. Priorities shift daily. One minute you’re scanning inventory, the next you’re reconfiguring a test bench, and by the afternoon you’re on a brand-new project that didn’t even exist that morning.
This is why Compass Mining offers warehousing consultation services built specifically for Bitcoin miners. Most people don’t realize it, but it’s a key piece of how we provide end-to-end solutions from deployment, hosting, repairs, logistics, and anything in between. (If you want to learn more about this, reach out to me directly.)
Then there’s the field. You fly in, grab dinner, and the next morning you roll up to site. That first look always sparks the same thought: “Here we go again.” Because no matter what the outline says, you’re stepping into the unknown. And that’s half the thrill.
The hours flex with the job. Sometimes it’s close to 8–5, other times it’s an all-nighter. One of my favorite memories: pulling up at 11pm to rewire 8 containers from scratch. We parked the truck in the middle, cranked the music, and worked until 3am. Exhausting and unforgettable.
Mining has taken me to some unexpected places, too. For a long time, my “home away from home” was a small Amish town in Iowa. Population 600. While we worked on site, horse and buggies rolled past like clockwork. The future of money humming in steel boxes while the past rolled by on wheels of wood.
The rhythm isn’t easy. One week I’m home, cooking my own meals and seeing friends. The next I’m in another state, pushing my body to the limit, running on grit and takeout. But that’s the point—it’s what makes this work real.
Some days I feel like Superman lifting gear, other days like a hacker cleaning up data across three screens, other times like a parkour kid climbing containers just to plug in a cable.
It’s tough work, and yeah, sometimes it just flat-out sucks. But I wouldn’t trade it. Warehousing is a skill, fieldwork is a gauntlet, and together they’re the backbone of Bitcoin mining. Without them, there is no hashrate.
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2025-08-14 17:02:54 UTC

Proto Rig is legit one of the most exciting things that’s happened in mining imo.

2025-08-14 16:29:17 UTC

@npub1sg6…f63m The people are wondering
https://image.nostr.build/a127b4f42da0cf82d2d3552e373f02dd19afb4c70cb845ab6e85b92d0a11702f.jpg

2025-08-14 14:43:24 UTC

Holy shit
https://image.nostr.build/fafa3b0e8cafce4456ef9e05d32ac4c3acbd31bfb3e0b78a5d6f4285bf13250e.jpg
#note1r72…dm3y

2025-08-14 13:28:18 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/live/yJbalP0R3zE Livestream. Starting in an hour.

2025-08-14 13:27:32 UTC

This is my Super Bowl
https://image.nostr.build/d697a0c35ee1c129b5c2be6981d58fee20dac50f46ac3634bb52da89ec87d928.jpg

2025-08-14 11:15:58 UTC

Giving away 3 miners and a hardware wallet at The Bitcoin Mining Meetup tonight. If you’re in Denver, pull thru at @npub1knv…lg29.

2025-08-13 17:21:40 UTC

Holy shit
#note1gfd…h3u4

2025-08-11 20:58:07 UTC

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I responded the other day after a request and just said “What the fuck is this.” and it redid it fine 😂

2025-08-11 20:51:58 UTC

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Can we make Quest of Keys shirts..?

2025-08-11 18:32:54 UTC

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No. We’re just having fun. I wrote the campaign myself. Thanks for your support :)

2025-08-11 17:21:35 UTC

The year is 2249…
Bitcoin’s supply cap was reached long ago, but the fight for sovereignty rages on.
At the Bitcoin Conference, the immortalized digital consciousness of Michael Saylor summons a team of legendary Bitcoiners.
His fortune is locked in a new multisig wallet to evade quantum attack, and the keys lie hidden in the high-stakes underworld of the Vegas Strip.
Our heroes must secure them them before a quantum-powered enemy claims them… or the future of the chain is lost forever.
This is… QUEST OF KEYS!!
Featuring our PCs, @npub1tjy…0e9k @npub1dvu…0pwx @npub1hu3…h8nh @npub1a2c…w83a and @npub1cj8…rz4u
There are Bitcoin podcasts. There are DnD podcasts. But you’re witnessing the birth of the first Bitcoin DnD podcast.
ONWARD!
https://image.nostr.build/d8e6453976ee9d5478db4037ea63eb64fdafd51bbfae530d83ced2ccb20b1575.jpg

2025-07-28 16:04:47 UTC

This is my cat he works in Bitcoin mining too
https://image.nostr.build/7ab847d0b3da91e6c1fa918192c9f8565ddb4360621ec690a59bcc729a549503.jpg

2025-07-26 22:34:22 UTC

I live in a hammock by the river
#note10dt…njdv

2025-07-26 21:38:07 UTC

NOSTRATOGA IN SARATOGA WYOMING IS HAPPENING NEXT YEAR IN LINE WITH WHAT FEST
#note1pnj…ghjn

2025-07-26 20:46:07 UTC

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You finally know WHAT it is

2025-07-26 20:43:14 UTC

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Holy shit …

2025-07-26 20:41:16 UTC

Direct quote from @npub1a6c…lfrr to @npub1aeh…4nwx:
“From white guy to white guy, you’re getting a little red on your face”

2025-07-26 20:02:57 UTC

The vibes are so high here… I wish y’all were here to experience it. Just plan on next year, and for now, watch the stream.
#note1w9m…jrxw

2025-07-26 19:12:24 UTC

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Someone made one called Box Score 😭😭😭

2025-07-26 16:55:14 UTC

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This AM is was frigid, but in the afternoon.. It is just right