The Goddess Anoia

Discworld Goddess of things stuck in drawers, and volcanoes. 🥄🌋🚬

Leaking into roundworld 🌍
Avatar by Uddelhexe (npub1lx2…r032)

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There may be swearing 😉

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Pronouns: She/her

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2026-10-25 07:41:18 UTC

Anyone thinking of a #Discworld costume for Halloween?
Or have examples of past costumes?

2026-10-15 21:26:52 UTC

Einstein was right: Darkness can travel faster than light without breaking relativity - The Brighter Side of News
Once again, Discworld physics leaks into roundworld.
"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
#GNUTerryPratchett
https://www.thebrighterside.news/post/einstein-was-right-darkness-can-travel-faster-than-light-without-breaking-relativity/

2026-01-25 08:15:55 UTC

Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.
Terry Pratchett, Snuff
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2026-01-10 22:27:31 UTC

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they already use something to 'read' email there. That's why I use it for junk and enforced sign ups.
The real issue is if you ever email anyone who uses Gmail your email will get scanned too.
It's sad. I was an early adopter back when you needed an invite. When it was cool and exciting

2025-12-16 06:36:09 UTC

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“And sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.”
“It’s a lot more complicated than that –”
“No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.”
“Oh, I’m sure there are worse crimes –”
“But they starts with thinking about people as things …”
Sir Terry Pratchett
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2025-07-20 12:06:41 UTC

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sir terry is still available for your wizarding needs.
#GNUTerryPratchett :gnutp:

2025-07-18 21:21:03 UTC

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be excellent to each other

2025-07-18 07:09:51 UTC

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he's called two flower! He has 4 eyes. He's extremely polite. He's from the counterweight continent! Did you even read Interesting Times?

2025-07-17 22:02:02 UTC

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terrible they made two flower American. Otherwise fun.

2025-04-18 22:54:27 UTC

Human beings have always preferred common sense to logic.
Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
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2024-12-27 09:27:59 UTC

#Sporkast for Friday 27 December
Warning : skewer
Lucky : China spoon
Wild card : corkscrew
Rattle your drawers and pray 🙏

2024-12-25 08:00:04 UTC

#Sporkast for Christmas day
Warning : turkey baster
Lucky : wish bones
Wild card : Christmas cracker
Rattle your drawers and pray 🙏

2024-12-08 10:15:04 UTC

Today's #Sporkast
Today's warning : bread knife
Today's lucky implement : small half used tube of superglue
Today's wild card : Turkey baster
Rattle your drawers and pray 🙏

2024-11-05 08:54:38 UTC

Today's poignant Pratchett quote.
"What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter." ~ Terry Pratchett
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2024-10-07 13:23:07 UTC

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free speech for only $47!
Bargain 🙄😬

2024-10-06 08:13:52 UTC

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please use alt text so that blind and partially sighted people can play along

2024-02-26 21:38:01 UTC

For those who cannot see my new avatar let me tell you about it. There is a circle of spoons, radiating out around the goddess anoia. Anoia stands, dressed in dark red, her four arms holding tongs, chopsticks, a pot and an elegant cigarette holder with lit cigarette. Scissors hang at her waist. She looks annoyed, or wryly irritated. Her hair is a bouffant volcano. Her eyes are the colour of magma. Charging cables hang from her spoon brow jewellery. She is filled with the fury of stuck drawers.