(((David is Spooky 👻)))

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Last Notes

2026-10-22 22:04:47 UTC

RE: https://wandering.shop/@CoolerPseudonym/117485875709586388
Did NOBODY ask a Gay to proofread this? #FFS
#note1z7u…xw2q

2026-09-10 21:49:18 UTC

My truck of fucks has left the loading dock.
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2026-08-25 00:41:34 UTC

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yeah all passenger planes have fire bags for battery fires. But yeah, what do you do with an erupting laptop while you look for those? Throw it in the ice bucket on the drinks cart?

2026-08-21 14:53:28 UTC

Snort. And there’s more here: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/operation-distract-from-natalie-shifts
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2026-08-16 16:57:13 UTC

RE: https://mastodon.sdf.org/@ParadeGrotesque/117105488992314950
https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofriends
#note1yle…v2vg

2026-08-12 05:15:05 UTC

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The capsaicin-soaked birdseed I bought to specifically repel squirrels failed eventually. Mama squirrel went “yeah whatever, bitch” and chowed down.

2026-07-31 16:29:00 UTC

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/117013338987570727
Dog agrees. THBBBBTHTHTH #Blep
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2026-07-13 21:15:06 UTC

Stupid hotel has HDMI wall port and no means to switch the TV input because crippled proprietary remote. 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
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2026-07-12 21:48:52 UTC

Snort.
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2026-07-12 15:01:05 UTC

Kerning. It matters.
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2026-07-07 03:54:55 UTC

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KY resident here. If he dies or is expelled before I think August 3, then there will be a special election held and the GOP is petrified that Massie would run and win, and spill ALL the Epstein tea. If that deadline passes with him still seated, then it goes to the general. KY GOP rigged it so Gov. Beshear cannot appoint a replacement.

2026-06-20 16:16:55 UTC

Another one.
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2026-06-10 23:29:03 UTC

As someone who uses a LOT of sunscreen, this is about fucking time. https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/bemotrizinol-fda-allows-sunscreen-ingredient-popular-europe-asia-rcna349223

2026-06-08 02:23:27 UTC

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alte kacker?

2026-04-25 03:01:39 UTC

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#Birbbutts

2026-04-13 00:23:23 UTC

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yeah same with Costco. They had a really great Kirkland hoodie and when I went back to buy another one they’re all “maybe next year.” Which never happened.

2026-03-13 00:49:08 UTC

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2026-03-09 14:06:28 UTC

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Or one of these. About 8-9 years ago in the southern US, a pipeline failed and there was no fuel deliveries for a few days, but people lost their damned minds and were filling these and other containers INCLUDING GARBAGE BAGS with gasoline.
Now THAT is hoarding.
I wanted to ask the geniuses filling up garbage bags how they planned to get that into their fuel tanks, but didn't want the stupid to rub off.
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2026-03-05 03:24:12 UTC

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I got it around 55 I think. Maybe 57. But I was kind of pushy about it.

2026-03-05 03:14:01 UTC

Oh shit I’m screaming…
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2026-03-05 02:37:13 UTC

Arbitrary age limits for certain vaccines are fucking stupid. Like the shingles virus sleeping in my spine from when I had chickenpox as a kid has an alarm clock and keeps a calendar. There was no vaccine for that when I was a kid. #Vaccinate

2026-02-26 00:33:58 UTC

Somebody/anybody know how to make Safari open links from other apps as tabs IN THE SAME FUCKING WINDOW?? This used to work, like so many other things prior to macOS 26. Now it always opens external links in a new window. Always.
Yes I know the prefs setting. It's on. It does not work since Tahoe 26.3. Good job Apple, don't bother fixing the hundreds of bugs, just make new ones.
Tahoe is the worst macOS release in ever. I've been using it since 10.1 from 2001. No version has been more buggy and shitty.
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2026-01-25 02:34:50 UTC

Me too, kitteh… me too.
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2025-12-19 01:33:50 UTC

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re glasses, there’s several lens implant options available. I did the multifocal because I was very nearsighted with presbyopia. Now I need readers sometimes but that’s it.

2025-12-19 00:54:08 UTC

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think of cataract surgery as a means of not needing glasses anymore. I kinda had to do it as it got so bad I couldn’t drive at night anymore. No more glasses!

2025-12-11 18:09:37 UTC

Snort.
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2025-12-06 18:30:20 UTC

Come on, Pantone, let's do this in ‘26. #Caturday #Pawsome
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2025-11-27 03:33:09 UTC

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2025-11-14 22:13:32 UTC

Y’all know which one I am…
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2025-11-06 19:58:59 UTC

Sandwich guy was just acquitted.
Ha ha! /Nelson_Muntz #USPolitics

2025-11-06 19:12:30 UTC

Oh, too bad about your stonks, Zuckyborg.
Is the AI bubble starting to leak?
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2025-11-02 21:22:16 UTC

I hope this happy onion finds you well.
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2025-11-02 20:49:45 UTC

Pretty cunning, if true.
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2025-10-22 23:27:14 UTC

That's mean!
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2025-10-16 23:31:26 UTC

Me: I think I'll open this kitchen drawer.
Potato masher: The fuck you will.

2025-10-14 02:54:13 UTC

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2025-10-14 01:15:04 UTC

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I know some people never adapt, so I guess you're it!
Probably wouldn't adapt to monovision either. Once it was explained how that worked I noped out.

2025-10-14 00:44:47 UTC

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Oh right, getting used to progressives took quite awhile. Going down stairs was traumatic for weeks.

2025-10-13 14:30:54 UTC

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I too wore them all my life starting around grade 7. They only got stronger and thicker over time. Then I hit my 40s and presbyopia showed up so hello bifocals.
I did pop for the multi-focal lenses which work well except for close-up. I have readers for that.
People who have known me for a long time have mentioned how different I looked afterwards. I don’t miss them at all. Plus I can wear any kind of sunglasses, no more expensive Rx ones.

2025-10-12 04:11:37 UTC

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on the upside, you won't need glasses afterwards! Had mine done last spring.

2025-10-11 04:16:30 UTC

It's #Caturday somewhere! #blep
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2025-09-13 00:05:57 UTC

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2025-08-20 02:29:55 UTC

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2025-08-12 02:04:52 UTC

Re AOL dropping dial-up (and I am certain I posted this yesterday but no trace of it).
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2025-07-27 23:15:18 UTC

Photo of a cake display in a bakery. The little sign next to a cheesecake reads “Chaka Flan”.
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2025-07-06 20:10:43 UTC

Now to kill three hours until the next flight to LAX on a big-gurl 777 in big-gurl class! 😃 (@ Dallas Fort Worth International Airport in Grapevine, TX) https://swarmapp.com/user/9573469/checkin/686ad8035077b74aea8e465e?s=WB55N_N7DUv8P95_EsTcUAFBZWo
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2025-07-03 06:56:38 UTC

This was from 2019.
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2025-06-19 00:41:36 UTC

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2025-06-19 00:04:13 UTC

As someone who was planning to retire in 4-5 years, this is just fucking awesome news… 😡
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/06/18/social-security-medicare-funding-cliff-00412879

2025-06-18 01:04:49 UTC

Almost forgot about #ToebeanTuesday!
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2025-06-13 03:33:50 UTC

WTF who hurt these people so badly? Nobody is born an asshole.
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2025-06-11 03:38:49 UTC

@npub1c4l…vm06 here, I thought you might enjoy this.
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2025-06-09 14:44:46 UTC

Let's remember that “non-lethal" rubber bullets can also kill.
And remember Linda Torado. It took her four years to die after getting shot in the face by one of these maniacs with a so-called "non-lethal" round.
https://www.npr.org/2024/06/21/nx-s1-5015030/linda-tirado-journalist-shot-police-2020-george-floyd-protests-hospice-care
#USPolitics

2025-05-24 01:36:39 UTC

We left MCI late but arrived a little early, so is symmetry. #Zathras (@ Charlotte Douglas International Airport in Charlotte, NC) https://swarmapp.com/user/9573469/checkin/68312287f0c80728cbd5647a?s=zkN0_TkSas7xkxdvSTylB8ReaYc
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2025-05-21 03:20:40 UTC

@altbot
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2025-05-20 20:55:11 UTC

I must go. My people need me.
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2025-05-16 23:24:46 UTC

Posting w/o alt to see what @altbot does with it 😃 (will add whatever it spits out later)
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2025-05-16 02:53:05 UTC

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise that one (and likely more!) of Trump's whitey Afrikaner “refugees” posted some anti-Jewish shit on, where else, Xitter.
https://forward.com/fast-forward/720109/charl-kleinhaus-south-africa-refugee-trump-antisemitism/
#USPolitics

2025-05-11 15:54:28 UTC

1950s-style watercolor of a mother and young girl in the kitchen.
Mommy: “Am I a good mother Susan?”
Girl: “My name’s Amy.”
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2025-05-07 23:05:24 UTC

Well look who’s a clean boy!
First hand-wash of the year. Not bad for a 2014.
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2025-04-25 00:00:41 UTC

I wish I knew why Kiri Te Kanawa’s name just popped into my weird brain. Then I wondered how she got a Māori name so off to Wikipedia. Oh, adopted by a Māori couple. And I don’t even like opera.

2025-04-19 01:46:46 UTC

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2025-04-19 01:01:20 UTC

Did you bake your easter cookies yet?
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2025-04-15 23:15:54 UTC

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2025-04-15 23:08:14 UTC

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DONT DO IT!
DOO EEEET!

2025-04-15 22:54:26 UTC

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Got fire?

2025-04-15 22:29:52 UTC

Driving back to the airport* through East Crackerstan in S Carolina. I’m still seeing Trump signs out.
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
*because the rental car had a wheel way out of balance which made the 100-mile r/t to my customer this week a real chore.

2025-04-13 12:02:26 UTC

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I think “a cheerful of ribbons” should be the collective noun here.

2025-04-01 00:36:38 UTC

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my Monday shirt.
https://topatoco.com/collections/jeph-jacques/products/qc-bearmonster
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2025-03-31 17:51:40 UTC

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Ugh, we had one of those corded mowers and it was a pain in the ass managing the cord. I'd often borrow the neighbor's self-propelled gas mower with the promise to mow his lawn as well because it went so much faster.

2025-03-15 18:02:24 UTC

Jesus Freckles! And you know that someone, somewhere, really does believe that to be truth.
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2025-03-12 03:09:15 UTC

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It was! Well before the current terrorist regime there went insane…

2025-03-12 01:42:52 UTC

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Sunset from the beach in Tel Aviv on Shabbat with the drummer hippies.

2025-03-06 02:36:43 UTC

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We're evil, but not that evil.

2025-02-24 00:35:39 UTC

Gross. Some city of the future… https://dataare.cool/@af/114053414546603939

2025-02-21 22:22:20 UTC

Next plane is an enormous 777-300ER. I’ve not flown this version before hence the detour through Miami and there’s not many opportunities to fly the big-girl planes domestically. This one came from São Paulo early today then to DFW from Miami. Now it’s going back and will probably be going somewhere far away tonight. #AvGeek

2025-02-21 06:17:58 UTC

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2025-02-21 04:13:37 UTC

I am going back in time! 😃
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2025-02-06 20:14:58 UTC

#Blep
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2025-01-25 21:33:00 UTC

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Jesus, Karen. Calm the fuck down.

2025-01-25 18:32:01 UTC

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🤣

2025-01-25 15:30:52 UTC

My latest refill of PreP (anti-HIV Rx) perfectly demonstrates why medications are so grossly overpriced in the US.
The plain white bottle was an earlier refill and the fancy card fold-out with individual blister packed pills (I hate those) is the latest. The cost this uselessly-expensive and unnecessarily-complex packaging is about 10x that of the simple plastic bottle. It adds nothing.
Fuck you, Gilead Sciences, Inc. #Pharma
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2025-01-23 22:28:00 UTC

If you go onto Excel and press ctrI/cmd+down, then ctrl/cmd+right, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrI+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired.

2025-01-23 00:16:30 UTC

Aw rats the hot guy isn’t working tonight. (@ Ramen Spot in Alpharetta, GA) https://www.swarmapp.com/flying_badger/checkin/67918a4ad3bdb21ae8c09335?s=YECDAERcXsGyOEhP9l6MU8jfqI4

2025-01-19 21:10:29 UTC

It's true, we deliberately make these things consume as much ink as possible to keep you buying MOAR.
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2025-01-19 20:14:50 UTC

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if my “hillside driver assist" you mean a hill-holder that prevents rolling backwards with manual transmissions?
Nobody knows how to drive manuals anymore. Which is one reason why both of my rides have them (the other is I enjoy the control and mechanical interaction you get with a manual).
Oh and &deity; forbid you get a flat tire and refuse to learn how to change it, assuming one's car came with a spare tire which isn't so common anymore.

2025-01-10 20:26:16 UTC

Welp, next flight is still go, and it’s the same plane. (@ LaGuardia Airport in Queens, NY) coughing guy is still hacking away 🙄 and now the one behind me is too.
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2025-01-09 22:24:21 UTC

I miss this loaf. Taken 2004.
And I don’t have any of that furniture anymore. He destroyed that blue recliner after a few years.
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2025-01-04 14:29:46 UTC

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the entire wall is 20’ of glass. I can feel the cold creeping in.
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2025-01-04 14:18:50 UTC

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12F/-11C here. All this glass means not a lot of insulation. 🥶

2025-01-04 13:36:09 UTC

Holy shit it’s freezing in here. WTF, did ya forget to pay the gas bill American? (@ Admirals Club in Chicago, IL) https://www.swarmapp.com/flying_badger/checkin/67793939fef5d526d0029f63?s=3hUUbUDuhX8PsawgieLvHILHggc

2025-01-03 19:56:04 UTC

Go do this now:<li>Open Google translate. <a href="https://translate.google.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no">https://translate.google.com/</a> </li><li>Type some dots ……………………….</li><li>Select "Japanese”.*</li><li>Click the Listen thingie.</li><li>Laugh like an idiot.</li>
*Romanian is pretty good too. So is Gujurati.

2025-01-03 19:39:01 UTC

“It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets.”
At least here in the US, the Valentine's Day shit is already out with obnoxious displays of pink and red shit.
The Easter shit will be out at 00:01 on 15 Feb and all the leftover previous fake-holiday shit will instantly be 50% off.
#ConsumerismWillKillYou
https://newsthump.com/2025/01/03/its-easter-now-insist-supermarkets/

2025-01-01 22:49:51 UTC

Fireworks are a relic of a past era.
Ban them.
https://mastodon.energy/@Sustainable2050/113754025439327167

2025-01-01 20:16:30 UTC

Lookit that pink nosicle! 😻
https://mastodon.social/@moonandbaboon/113749911098287330

2025-01-01 19:19:09 UTC

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More specifically, I along with my semi-partner of almost 40 years (unmarried, non-romantic, occasionally sexual) are talking about buying land near here and doing just that. One for him, one for me, and one for whoever wants to hang out. We do love each other platonically but we both definitely need our own space, and this solves that problem.
Just need to find somewhere we can do that without a lot of zoning/nimby bs.
@npub1kyd…jltj

2025-01-01 05:06:13 UTC

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I need to do that here.

2024-12-30 20:03:37 UTC

Their ultrasonic torture machine* broke down so she had to do a manual cleaning and I’m pretty happy about that.
I hate that thing. Like fingernails screeching on a chalkboard.
*the dental cleaning thing.

2024-12-26 04:51:47 UTC

Fortunately made it to xmas day 23:52 unclobbered by the #whamocalypse
I thought I'd also avoided Little Drummer Boy but I was in my friend's car yesterday and Joan Jett's version popped up on a SiriusFM station. Of all versions I guess that's one I can handle without jamming sharpened pencils into my ears.

2024-12-24 20:46:55 UTC

BTW, if you post images I like without alt text, I will not boost but instead will yoink the image and post it with alt text and no attribution.
Always. Add. Alt. Text. It's not hard.