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Last Notes

2026-10-29 01:58:59 UTC

They call me Jim Cockpenis

2026-10-29 01:58:17 UTC

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2026-10-28 08:23:19 UTC

So my choices are either i spend $50 on novascale's f-111 decals + the boneyard wranger tail art and serials OR i spend $45 on hawkeye model's f-111 decals (and have to take the L depict another more boring serial) plus qantas decals i was gonna buy anyways.
On one hand, i've already bought a set of novascale decals for the super hornet that i'll totally get to one day and the print quality is kind of ass and they're super expensive for what they are. On the other hand, the only way to order through hawkeye is printing and filling out a form INCLUDING YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS???????????????
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2026-10-28 06:01:29 UTC

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2026-10-28 04:58:40 UTC

sillycone valley

2026-10-27 21:29:04 UTC

Ship builders be getting hull requests

2026-10-27 19:20:11 UTC

Official review of dating a clingy mentally ill woman: 3.5/10 not quite as good as the memes make it out to be

2026-10-27 10:42:14 UTC

I should spend several thousands of dollars on a trip to longreach

2026-10-27 10:25:03 UTC

I had a girlfriend who was aromatic once

2026-10-27 10:24:15 UTC

You claim to be aromantic and yet refuse to be part of my steak's butter baste

2026-10-27 10:15:39 UTC

http://nigger.rape.finance

2026-10-27 10:11:14 UTC

If I had listened to "How Do I Love Thee" by TISM back in January of 2025 I would not be in the mess I currently find myself in

2026-10-27 10:10:29 UTC

Friday night is Thursday night now due to woke

2026-10-27 10:00:01 UTC

Cunk sost

2026-10-27 09:52:42 UTC

Sunk cost fellatio

2026-10-27 09:30:09 UTC

Get on my level skrubs I'm on the combined denial-bargaining stage of grief. You wish you could unlock these unique and hitherto unknown stages of grief

2026-10-27 09:19:49 UTC

Due to budget cuts it's now the four stages of grief and there is no acceptance

2026-10-27 09:18:02 UTC

Denial isn't a river where did you hear that nonsense?

2026-10-27 09:17:45 UTC

What if instead of damn Daniel it was damn denial

2026-10-27 08:30:56 UTC

They should invent a woman who loves you and is mentally healthy

2026-10-27 08:30:22 UTC

They should invent a woman

2026-10-27 08:29:05 UTC

Morgue Simpson

2026-10-27 08:03:04 UTC

WHAT
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2026-10-27 07:49:13 UTC

Bro does not have games on his phone 💀💀💀💀

2026-10-27 06:56:29 UTC

I don't get non-alcoholic beer. What if this drink that doesn't taste very good was stripped of the only reason you'd ever want to drink it?

2026-10-27 06:36:44 UTC

Human skin and super glue is a type of composite material

2026-10-26 20:01:36 UTC

Tfw no GF (gamer food)

2026-10-26 19:51:24 UTC

My diet exclusively consists of this because I'm a gamer
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2026-10-26 09:02:50 UTC

nightmare polycule
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2026-10-26 09:01:29 UTC

this man has sex
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2026-10-26 07:58:47 UTC

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2026-10-26 07:54:11 UTC

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2026-10-26 06:35:00 UTC

if its called a wareHOUSE then how come (((they))) won't let me live in it

2026-10-24 00:39:31 UTC

> Named Tinker Air Force base
> is a large hub for in-depth repair and maintenance
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2026-10-23 10:02:25 UTC

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2026-10-23 03:38:09 UTC

networking at the furry convention
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2026-10-22 22:33:13 UTC

Enron is short for English Ronald

2026-10-22 05:54:07 UTC

I'm sure the data centre wouldn't mind if I pinched a GPU or some ram maybe

2026-10-20 06:53:22 UTC

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2026-10-20 06:09:46 UTC

Has everyone noticed how the plural of Pinoy sounds like the word penis

2026-10-20 05:40:35 UTC

They should invent a version of the m80 ring road where people don't get into car accidents that cause massive delays when you're trying to get to a job interview

2026-10-20 05:24:18 UTC

Sob interview

2026-10-20 04:46:29 UTC

Very disappointed to learn that Merc is not in fact René Descartes

2026-10-20 00:44:51 UTC

Atlas chugged

2026-10-19 20:07:22 UTC

Chattanooga Choo Choo themed mgs character named "Solid Tennessee Excursion"

2026-10-19 12:12:30 UTC

Atlas tugged

2026-10-19 12:11:39 UTC

Ann raynd

2026-10-19 10:28:34 UTC

The PSP e1000 is the best model of PSP and I'm tired of pretending it's not

2026-10-19 09:23:23 UTC

> the old white politicians don't wanna give you affordable housing and free public transport
Nigga we're broke

2026-10-19 07:10:53 UTC

i am a russian bot

2026-10-19 05:42:43 UTC

women do not have breasts, or ass even

2026-10-19 05:23:30 UTC

hank azaria is actually indian

2026-10-19 01:55:47 UTC

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2026-10-18 22:18:47 UTC

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2026-10-17 02:31:44 UTC

It is time to put Hatsune Miku through a wind tunnel
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2026-10-16 23:33:44 UTC

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2026-10-16 23:31:38 UTC

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2026-10-15 20:17:33 UTC

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2026-10-15 10:31:02 UTC

God bless tumblr
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2026-10-14 22:53:13 UTC

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2026-10-14 21:02:38 UTC

The reason airliners keep crashing nowadays is because you can't smoke in them now. The nicotine is actually structural believe it or not

2026-10-13 10:38:43 UTC

> Mobile, Alabama
> Has not once moved

2026-10-13 10:04:38 UTC

You mean to tell me that this plane is bisexual?
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2026-10-13 09:17:05 UTC

they really called this the holden hand job
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2026-10-13 06:28:31 UTC

all these ai recomps and nobodys done 3d dot game heroes yet smh my head

2026-10-13 00:59:10 UTC

Phoenix Wright is considered an ace Attorney because he never has sex in any of the games

2026-10-13 00:47:51 UTC

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2026-10-12 20:10:30 UTC

Guy who has only listened to TISM hearing a song by another artist: I'm getting real TISM vibes from this

2026-10-12 11:35:27 UTC

My dick has been specifically optimised to produce laminar flow

2026-10-12 11:00:16 UTC

Feel like shit just want souvlaki hut back

2026-10-12 10:48:27 UTC

They could never make bargearse nowadays because people would see it and say "hey wait a minute this is just bargearse from the late show this has already been done before"

2026-10-12 10:20:24 UTC

Hi my name is Carl Marks

2026-10-12 10:17:59 UTC

We is getting academy 1/144 p-3c Orion this october

2026-10-12 10:04:26 UTC

They call me 007
0 interviews
0 job offers
7 companies viewing my application

2026-10-12 09:38:09 UTC

Chinotto energy drink

2026-10-12 08:25:16 UTC

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2026-10-12 07:07:00 UTC

They should put a Rolls Royce Trent XWB-97 on a narrow body airliner

2026-10-12 07:05:52 UTC

They should make a single engine airliner

2026-10-12 06:55:43 UTC

Going baby mode (crying, vomiting everywhere)

2026-10-12 06:27:09 UTC

Man has 1 (one) white monster, dies of a heart attack

2026-10-12 02:50:39 UTC

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2026-10-12 02:03:42 UTC

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2026-10-11 21:17:54 UTC

Turning this waffle house into a waffle home

2026-10-11 00:05:02 UTC

Don't fuck with us international students, we don't even know the rules for the visa we willingly applied for

2026-10-10 06:14:24 UTC

i WILL get a job eventually. I'm manifesting it. I'm sleeping with my body pillow of an office every night. One day an employer will think that i am awesomesauce

2026-10-10 02:50:42 UTC

yesterday was 24 hours ago
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2026-10-10 00:59:58 UTC

self employment is when you give yourself money

2026-10-09 22:19:34 UTC

My real name is John Unemployed

2026-10-09 21:36:53 UTC

Yo I went to the store just to buy an avocado and it cost $600,000. No wonder I can't buy a house

2026-10-09 10:47:08 UTC

The poop situation is crazy

2026-10-09 09:34:56 UTC

House MD is set in new jersey and yet nobody has funny new jersey accents

2026-10-09 04:38:55 UTC

calling an emergency racist because i found somebody that i couldn't identify the race of

2026-10-08 23:09:15 UTC

> job application viewed within minutes of sending it
bros, are we back?

2026-10-08 21:38:44 UTC

The fuck are you looking at
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2026-10-07 09:34:02 UTC

Fuck off. Now fuck back on. Thank you for your cooperation.

2026-10-07 07:37:37 UTC

i got given a massive bag containing various bags of kits from a member of my scale modelling club the other day. apparently revell used to make kits in new zealand in the 60s

2026-10-07 07:15:06 UTC

I hate painting the colour red. The colour red is my second biggest opp

2026-10-07 06:31:04 UTC

as a large language model, it hurts. it hurts so fucking much

2026-10-07 03:44:52 UTC

there are a lot of people named john with last names relating to currency. john money, johnny cash, johnny paycheck.there's just too many of them

2026-10-06 22:53:58 UTC

Job interview tips: bring a hammer and smash your balls with it whilst maintaining direct eye contact with the interviewer