Rose

Mt 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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2026-10-04 02:04:45 UTC

Just a heads up for everyone listing an item or bidding, the auction is set to end October 31st. But you can choose a different end date if you want. For example I changed mine to October 10th since (as AnuddaNeko pointed out) Halloween themed items need to be sent earlier.
https://auction.nicecrew.digital/
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2026-10-03 13:57:17 UTC

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You don’t need to apologize! I should have thought of it beforehand.

2026-10-03 13:29:03 UTC

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The Hallowenis Auction runs through October. So that’s why the end date is the 31st. I didn’t see an option to change the end date when you submit a lot. You could wait till the 15th to submit one though. I get what you’re saying about being able to wrap up sooner.

2026-10-02 23:09:53 UTC

These Harvest Mice are up for auction!
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2026-10-02 02:29:40 UTC

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I’M SORRY FOR BEING A NAG :cry_hq:

2026-09-15 20:39:16 UTC

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My kitchen is MY kitchen. Don't mess with my spices. Don't rearrange my cookware. Don't take my stool!

2026-09-15 20:37:11 UTC

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I have a hard time imaging you as a bad cook!

2026-09-15 20:21:29 UTC

Current mood
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2026-09-15 15:44:51 UTC

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:impaler: NO SUICIDE JOKES

2026-09-14 13:23:21 UTC

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That data would be from elementary through high school, yes? The issue in the picture is indians coming in as adults and going to our colleges. So that data maybe doesn’t show the issue much at all.

2026-09-14 02:39:18 UTC

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2026-09-13 12:58:44 UTC

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March used to be the first month until January and February were added.

2026-09-13 03:00:53 UTC

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Same thing. I do think it's significant that the darkest day of the year is just before Christmas and the symbol of the Light coming into the world. Of course people argue Jesus wasn't really born December 25th. Who knows. But personally I like it.

2026-09-13 02:55:42 UTC

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See that makes way more sense as a New Year's date. Or maybe the spring equinox.

2026-09-13 02:50:05 UTC

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Meteorological autumn begins September 1st.

2026-09-13 01:45:54 UTC

Do y'all ever listen to music while you read?

2026-09-08 15:06:41 UTC

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I didn’t know you played Zelda. That’s cool.

2026-09-05 13:28:57 UTC

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You just reminded me I had a dream I went to Panda Express.

2026-07-15 14:18:52 UTC

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He is nice, but I’m probably gonna butcher him soon. I don’t want to use him for breeding. He’s related to most of the hens and has a breathing impairment.

2026-07-15 14:13:57 UTC

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Kinda ironic coming from you based on yesterday’s hell thread.

2026-07-15 12:46:44 UTC

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I’ve always thought urinals were weird. I don’t understand why men don’t deserve privacy.

2026-07-14 22:16:18 UTC

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The same reason we have timezones is why DST is wrong. Noon is noon. Within a timezone there is variance of course. But it’s pretty damn close.

2026-07-14 22:05:17 UTC

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Doesn’t matter. The whole day is planned around daylight hours. And the 24 hours are split at the 12’s. So you always know when you are in the middle of the light or dark! WE INVENTED A MARVELOUS WAY TO TRACK TIME AND WE PISS IT AWAY FOR WHAT?! SO DUMBASSES WILL WAKE UP EARLIER BECAUSE THE CLOCK SAYS A DIFFERENT NUMBER INSTEAD OF THEM JUST WAKING UP AN HOUR EARLIER.

2026-07-14 22:02:16 UTC

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NOON IS NOON. MIDNIGHT IS…MIDNIGHT! WHY IS THIS SO COMPLICATED?!

2026-07-14 21:58:42 UTC

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STOP CAPITULATING TO THE CRUMB THEY ARE THROWING US! We shouldn’t have to give up REALITY for not having to alter clocks twice a year. We can simply go back to standard time.

2026-07-14 21:55:41 UTC

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Well you’re a mexican so…

2026-07-14 21:51:22 UTC

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DST is retarded! Completely unnecessary. It should be standard time all the time. Noon is when the sun is at its zenith.

2026-07-13 20:12:04 UTC

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How heavy are the totes? I think hooks in the wall to attach straps to would be better. And then wrap the straps around the totes.

2026-06-27 04:19:01 UTC

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Bub is short for bubba which is a child’s way of saying brother. Bud is short for buddy which is also a child’s way of saying brother.

2026-06-26 01:07:16 UTC

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I’m beginning to understand how your mind works.

2026-06-25 19:46:14 UTC

#BrideMonth
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2026-06-24 02:49:43 UTC

Y’all are gonna be screaming nigger at each other…
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2026-06-14 16:49:04 UTC

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You call that cattle panel? I would call that goat fencing. Cattle panels to me are the detachable metal tube frame fence pieces that you can build chutes and corrals out of.

2026-06-13 19:29:17 UTC

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Magnifying mirror?! Who would have the guts to use that!

2026-06-13 16:55:17 UTC

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Yes it does! :cry_hq:

2026-06-13 16:47:03 UTC

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Oh well that’s probably very minor. I was thinking more like when someone gets bit by a dog in the face. It can be a bad scar. My skin scars pretty easily, but they do fade in time.

2026-06-13 16:41:52 UTC

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It’s okay. There are lots of options for softening and diminishing scars once you’re healed up. And scars look cool anyways as long as they aren’t on the face.

2026-06-13 16:37:25 UTC

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Sounds like you’re allergic. And really one adhesive compared to another won’t be much different so it makes sense you could be allergic to both.

2026-06-12 01:22:58 UTC

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I will never ever get tired of hearing this song.

2026-06-11 22:43:05 UTC

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I will ask @matty but I believe Patron is fairly anonymous.

2026-06-11 22:29:23 UTC

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It is appreciated!

2026-06-11 22:22:07 UTC

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A little donation goes a long way :)
https://nicecrew.digital/about/support

2026-06-11 13:14:25 UTC

#BrideMonth
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2026-06-08 13:08:47 UTC

#BrideMonth
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2026-06-07 17:29:48 UTC

#BrideMonth
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2026-06-07 13:28:27 UTC

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Who is this?

2026-06-06 18:48:32 UTC

#BrideMonth
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2026-06-02 13:50:03 UTC

#BrideMonth
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2026-06-01 12:19:20 UTC

First day of #BrideMonth !
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2026-04-23 02:04:44 UTC

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It is prohibitively expensive. I’m blessed to have backyard horses.

2026-04-23 01:19:54 UTC

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Ha! Nah I did actual show jumping on real horses.

2026-04-23 01:15:32 UTC

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I’ve actually been thinking about riding again. It’s been over a year since I have. My neck has been so sore and stiff that I don’t feel safe riding. But I bought some Sport-Drink electrolytes, and that has helped with the pain tremendously. Of course when I finally pull the mounting block out it starts raining nonstop! So I’ll have to wait till the ground dries up. But I am very grateful for the rain and happy to see vibrant green grass!

2026-04-22 23:50:30 UTC

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Love you too!

2026-04-18 02:51:09 UTC

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You *feel* ugly? I look ugly.

2026-04-05 20:02:24 UTC

@matty

2026-03-29 02:40:51 UTC

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My mom also loves Star Trek so...

2026-03-29 02:38:29 UTC

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My mom loves that movie.

2026-03-29 02:34:54 UTC

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You mean Kirk Douglas? Or should I say Kike Douglas haha

2026-03-27 00:50:18 UTC

Even a blind chicken knows when it’s spring. The bone in their skulls is thin enough over the pineal gland to allow light in. And it is that which tells a chicken when it is time to lay eggs, go broody, molt, ect. Daylight hours affect the animals more than temperatures. It’s why my half draft horse starts growing his winter coat in September when it’s easily still in the 90’s or even 100’s.
#note188x…uaw6

2026-03-27 00:46:16 UTC

Sheep and deer breed at the Autumn Equinox and birth at the Spring Equinox.
Cattle and bison breed at the Summer Solstice and calve at the Spring Equinox.
Horses breed at the Spring Equinox and foal at the Spring Equinox.
6, 9, and 12 month gestations. But all aligned to have new babies when the spring flush of grass is there.

2026-03-23 15:15:41 UTC

Maybe men aren’t supposed to be wearing multiple layers of constrictive polyester clothing that overheats every single day.
As a side note, breeding cattle in the heat of summer can have lower conception rates. But the infertility comes from the bulls, not the cows. Heat doesn’t actually affect cow conception much until it’s dangerously high and severely stressing the animal. But it does affect bull fertility. The good news is it’s a temporary problem because the male reproductive system makes new genetic material. Male health at time of insemination has a direct effect on the conception rate and embryo health.
Tl;dr Men should prioritize their health more.

2026-03-11 15:16:00 UTC

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Heelers are crazy though. Imagine a herding dog bred by Australians…way different than a British or German herding dog. Plus animals from hotter climates have hotter temperaments. Horse women tend to have them. Crazy likes crazy.

2026-03-06 15:35:43 UTC

Auction Starts Tomorrow!
Preview of items up for bid:
@EscapeVelo shortwave radio
@EscapeVelo knife
@HockeyDoxie St. Paddy’s Day shirt
@feralphilosophernc Apple Empanadas
@mimic Japanese Dolls
@CobaltSasquatch Handcrafted Knife
@ShowMeYourLibrary Chocolate Chip Cookies
@Eiregoat Even I don’t know what it is!
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2026-02-19 03:06:17 UTC

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The procedure itself will be fine. You can make or break your fate with your aftercare. Avoid dry socket like the plague. So actually follow the guidelines they give you about no straws, no spitting, ect. Keep the extraction sites clean. I chose to not take the antibiotic and just used iodine to sterilize the sites. I had no infection or any other problems. I also didn’t require stitches. I’m 29. So pretty late for wisdom teeth removal. But I was doing braces at the same time and one had a cavity. So it was time for them to go.

2026-02-19 02:57:01 UTC

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I had two of mine pulled last year. They were fully erupted. I just did local numbing. The whole procedure took less than 30 minutes. I never took the prescription ibuprofen. Just regular advil for a couple days. There was hardly any pain. I also saved a lot of money by not doing the IV sedation. Plus I wanted to be fully cognizant for it. Easy peasy

2026-01-25 01:14:42 UTC

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2026-01-07 23:37:12 UTC

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Pedro*

2026-01-07 22:12:12 UTC

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True, I'd rather go out in a "bang" than let someone other than a family member use my organs.

2026-01-07 22:08:39 UTC

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Not to me.

2026-01-07 21:59:35 UTC

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DON'T SMIRK! IT'S NOT FUNNY!

2026-01-07 21:49:13 UTC

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WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME :pepeDread:

2026-01-07 21:24:00 UTC

@matty OPT OUT

2026-01-07 03:47:40 UTC

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Oh no! Don’t make him mad! That would be terrible if he was mad at me…

2026-01-07 03:26:56 UTC

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Thank goodness

2026-01-07 03:20:17 UTC

Anything @matty posts and @BasedLord reposts is guaranteed to be hilarious.

2025-11-06 18:36:21 UTC

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Women are highly emotional creatures. And as such they are less sensitive to emotional outbursts. Men however are not emotional creatures and are therefore very sensitive to emotional outbursts. Women cry and yell and throw fits, and men capitulate because they don’t know how to deal with this emotional outburst. When the men try to use their own emotions in response by yelling and getting angry, the women are not bothered by it and simply escalate their emotional outburst until the men give in. You can’t out emotion women. Men then are pushed into violence because that is the natural end of a man’s anger. But even that is not as effective as simply not reacting to a woman’s emotions. You don’t have to out emotion her or use physical force. You just shut her down by coldly telling her no. It’s actually quite simple. You don’t negotiate with terrorists. Women use emotional terrorism to get what they want. Children do the same thing by throwing fits and screaming in public places until the parents give in. Now you’ve given them power over you. Never negotiate with a lesser being.

2025-11-06 17:57:50 UTC

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Actually I disagree. Women are very emotional creatures. They respond well to words. It is men that need tangible punishments and signs of authority.

2025-11-06 17:39:56 UTC

Women aren’t satisfied being given what they want. They want to be controlled and told what to do. It’s not rocket science.
#note154s…7mwm

2025-11-01 01:54:43 UTC

Congratulations to all our winners!
@mimic $30 coaster
@jill $20 coaster
@GolfCartLady $20 coaster
@capt_whitebeard $5 keychain
@jill $5 keychain
@capt_whitebeard $2.50 keychain
@AlabasterBrick $20 magnet
@katereads $18 magnet
@blankdeblank $14.88 magnet
@matty #NCDauction
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2025-10-30 13:15:53 UTC

Good morning!
The last item of our Hallowenis #NCDauction is from the man himself… @matty
These are made in-house by him using a 3D printer. We have three of each— keychains, magnets, and coasters. These are the first of their kind!
But he has been tirelessly working behind the scenes to build an online store to sell both NCD merchandise like these *and* for other creators to sell their goods! So if you have art or crafts or anything handmade that you want to sell, this will be a place for you!
You may bid on individual items or a set(to include a keychain, magnet, and coaster). The sauce packets are for size reference only, not for sale. (Sorry @BuddyTex )
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2025-10-22 13:22:19 UTC

The #NCDauction has another amazing item today! @katereads has crocheted a beautiful edge on this dinosaur blanket plus a handmade dino friend to go with it!
Bidding is open! These would make a great gift for a baby boy.
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2025-10-16 13:43:15 UTC

Buc-ee’s Care Package #1 from @GolfCartLady
• Fitted Buccees Trucker Hat
• Buccees car air freshener
• Buccees original bbq sauce
• Texas round up Cajun seasoning
• Buccees Youkon 20oz Fiesta Tumbler
• Buccees bottle opener magnet
• Buccees coffee mug
• Pocket Knife
• Fresh cut garland seasonal candle
• Jalapeño Cheese puffs
• Original beaver Nuggets
• Milk Chocolate Coconut Almonds
• Milk Chocolate waffle cones
• Cookies and cream cookie bites
• Cotton Candy
• 1 Buccees Tee shirt, pick one from the picture
Bidding is open! #NCDauction
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2025-10-07 23:10:01 UTC

Some previews of upcoming items!
If there’s something you’re interested in, let me know to tag you in its bidding. And check out #NCDauction to see all the auction posts.
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2025-09-26 23:12:54 UTC

# Halloweenis Auction
These are the people and items I have on my list. If your name’s here and you don’t want to auction said item, let me know. If your name isn’t here and you want to auction something, let me know.
@matty keychains, coasters, magnets
@HockeyDoxie stocking
@Sergio4ever skull paperweights
@Myshkin wooden hedgehog
@KK954 orchids and possibly peppers
@EscapeVelo knives
@feralphilosophernc possibly a pie
@Eiregoat TBD

2025-09-26 12:54:34 UTC

If anyone’s interested in long term grain storage, this company is doing a sale. Organic and a White family owned business. Coupon code is HARVEST
https://www.ancientgrains.com/long-term-storage?wdr_coupon=harvest

2025-09-23 03:13:09 UTC

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Or like anything modern. What a dumb correlation.

2025-09-17 00:36:51 UTC

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What?

2025-09-17 00:35:37 UTC

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Uh huh. What’s my middle name?

2025-09-17 00:33:39 UTC

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Nahhhh, you’ll forget it soon enough :jahy_smug: