Fiat Shenanigans 🤡🌎

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2024-12-14 14:28:06 UTC

Hahahahaha
He used ledger
Hahahahahaha
He owned NFTs
Hahahahahahaha
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ledger-user-10-btc-loss-phishing-attack

2024-12-14 03:07:45 UTC

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Now back when I was a medic I had this stuff called deconamine. It was 120mg of Sudafed and 5mg of this old antihistamine they don't prescribe anymore called CTM.
That shit would dry you up better than anything and give you a little bit of a buzz too.

2024-12-14 03:04:47 UTC

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Real Sudafed was good shit but the war on drugs fucked that up

2024-12-14 03:01:48 UTC

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That Vicks sinex stuff is magical

2024-12-14 03:00:10 UTC

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The crusty ones stay put until you dig them out. It's the constant drip that's the worst.

2024-12-14 02:44:09 UTC

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-30%

2024-12-14 01:38:56 UTC

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2024-12-14 01:35:21 UTC

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I don't know but we should bomb China about it

2024-12-14 01:34:41 UTC

You know when you're about to say something inappropriate and that little voice inside your head stops you?
I don't have that little voice.

2024-12-14 01:29:26 UTC

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I'll do my part by stopping those humans from breathing, starting with the humans who conducted that study, and then the human who wrote that article about it.

2024-12-14 01:26:32 UTC

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Buffets are gross
#nevent1q…fh5s

2024-12-14 00:30:20 UTC

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Poor doggo

2024-12-14 00:28:30 UTC

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Why they take his teeth?

2024-12-13 22:22:43 UTC

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Dinner guest

2024-12-13 22:19:18 UTC

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#nevent1q…tvwz

2024-12-13 20:44:29 UTC

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Just saying. I miss the old days when I could get a whole sheet of LSD in the mail for 80 bucks.
We could have it all here, but y'all are too busy posting about what Saylor said instead of helping to build a thriving drug market.
#nevent1q…ul5f

2024-12-13 20:25:21 UTC

How come nobody is selling illegal drugs on Nostr yet? This place is so boring...

2024-12-13 20:16:23 UTC

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Wasting your effort on futile missions is exactly how people become the most bitter and jaded. Save yourself.

2024-12-13 20:13:16 UTC

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There's a sucker born every minute. Don't try to save stupid people from doing stupid things.

2024-12-13 20:12:23 UTC

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14,576% profit guaranteed!

2024-12-13 19:54:24 UTC

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Hog is fun. Especially on certain maps.

2024-12-13 18:29:28 UTC

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The market says otherwise

2024-12-13 18:17:02 UTC

@nprofile…zrjf so, @nprofile…4tst isn't possibly conflating notional position size with actual margin size is it? Just curious. 🤔

2024-12-13 18:13:06 UTC

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More true today than it was then
#nevent1q…jdqc

2024-12-13 18:12:03 UTC

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Madness

2024-12-13 17:10:40 UTC

There's a lot of garbage on Rumble, but there's a lot of signal too. The signal to noise ratio on Rumble is much higher than YouTube.

2024-12-13 14:10:32 UTC

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Slightly less than 10% actually

2024-12-13 14:10:11 UTC

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Bitcoin doesn't destroy anything you dolt. It's just computers doing calculations. It's only useful as far as it functions as a money. A peer-ro-peer electronic cash system. This new wave of morons like Jason Lowery who claim that it can somehow replace the utility of physical violence completely misunderstand human existence.

2024-12-13 00:16:33 UTC

Did you see this?
https://rumble.com/v5vr2le-were-back-in-moscow.-heres-why..html

2024-12-13 00:05:34 UTC

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Nihilism and all the bastard ideologies it gave birth to have run their course.

2024-12-12 23:59:14 UTC

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Yeah. As an army medic I did quite a lot of diagnosing and treating of rashes and discharge and such in the twig and berries area. Seen it all.

2024-12-12 23:17:00 UTC

If they had let McCarthy finish the job he started, we wouldn't have the problems that we have today.

2024-12-12 22:50:22 UTC

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Gimme them bennies. Mine are contingent on my history of military service, a compact that I willingly entered into.

2024-12-12 20:49:33 UTC

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"There is no life. It's all an illusion." -Basement Philosopher

2024-12-12 20:42:40 UTC

All of these draw on my birthday.
I feel lucky. Or entitled. Or both.
Pay me.
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2024-12-12 18:40:58 UTC

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I was speaking in terms of entitlement rather than qualification, but the discipline and grit one gains from combat service so translate to business success.

2024-12-12 18:27:08 UTC

If you don't own property or a business, you don't really have a stake in this country and shouldn't have a vote.
That's how it started. That's how it should have stayed.

2024-12-12 17:33:07 UTC

There's a difference between using Bitcoin and being in the Bitcoin cult.
Worshipping money is disgusting.

2024-12-12 16:49:39 UTC

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Can never have too many. They have so many uses.

2024-12-12 16:40:59 UTC

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That's a lot of CORN!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#nevent1q…7vw6

2024-10-05 22:59:10 UTC

Quote this note and say something that would get you banned from Twitter or Facebook.

2024-05-24 03:25:46 UTC

Four women. All attractive. Two of them I think I'm interested in meeting. One of those lives in town and seems really nice and interested in me but is maybe a little boring. The other one is quite intriguing but lives almost three hours away in Oregon. Hmmm.... 🤔
Do I take the easy punt, or go for the touch down?

2024-02-08 15:58:57 UTC

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Coffee is a powerful nootropic

2024-01-11 19:07:00 UTC

Don't type $BOOST if you're not going to zap the prism, cheap ass!

2023-12-23 19:16:18 UTC

BREAKING INTO YOUR FEED WITH THE #CORNSTR MEGA MIX!!!
$BOOST THIS SHIT AND FILL EVERYONE'S FEED WITH MOAR #CORNSTR!!!
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If you made it this far without your client crashing, congratulations!

2023-12-08 16:30:43 UTC

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Depends on whether you see them as transactions or just spam.
IMO it l it's a wasteful use of a scarce resource that affects users trying to make actual transactions.
A simple transaction is sending money from A to B.
A whirlpool transaction or similar is sending money from a bunch of As to Bs, still valid.
An ordinal transaction is sending a few sats to yourself with a bunch of BS non-financial data attached that fills up block space and places a burden on node operators and other network users. That's spam.
https://image.nostr.build/ef97dba8e1ccbdb1bd15aab98fe7ff52833bf9b529171e02a8099e3595daad8c.jpg

2023-12-08 16:20:35 UTC

Only 216k transactions in the mempool but it's almost 1.5 GB
https://image.nostr.build/fe3709a02cbf6103738998818b2fa1e88a40f52785152e76ea956dde8e8f9b27.jpg
Bruh, we can't have ordinals on chain AND have small blocks. Pick one!
I vote trash these illegitimate, non-financial spam transactions 🚮
We'll just have to figure out how to make whirlpool transactions work within the constraints of only allowing 42 bytes after OP_RETURN 🤷

2023-11-25 14:13:09 UTC

GM Nostr!
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2023-06-18 17:58:36 UTC

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Oops, I forgot Phoenix worked that way.

2023-03-27 14:46:47 UTC

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My engagement dropped off when I canceled Twitter Blue. I get about 50x as many notifications on Nostr as I do on the bird app.

2023-03-17 16:00:47 UTC

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_17cc70451bec7ece47b28ea1f90f3715edb7d8bcca5954b488ae7fc4f60be76f.jpg
I'm about ready to watch this whole fucking clown world burn.