Lindsey Kuper

https://recurse.social/@lindsey

Made in Iowa. Nearly 100% biodegradable. PL, concurrency, distributed computing, and all that. Free as in interpretable. Informal in various ways. Associating with professors at UC Santa Cruz.

blog: https://decomposition.al
home: https://users.soe.ucsc.edu/~lkuper
pronouns: she/her/hers
cats: yes

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2026-08-18 23:33:11 UTC

distributed systems papers be like, "Oh yeah? You wish you could have a nice thing, such as 'not having to store all the metadata forever'? You clearly neglected to think about *dramatic flourish* THIS completely cursed scenario"

2026-07-17 23:54:40 UTC

A post on the haskell.org blog about using Haskell in production at H-E-B: https://blog.haskell.org/enterprise-haskell-at-h-e-b/
For the uninitiated, H-E-B is the biggest grocery store chain in Texas. I can't tell you how refreshing it is to see an industrial user of Haskell that *isn't* a fintech company for once.
🙅‍♀️ blockchain
🙆‍♀️ beloved regional grocery chain